#WE HAVE CONVERTED ANOTHER ONE
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while explaining the fnaf lore to my roommate, she got to the part where Ennard kicks out baby. And for context this girl watched survivor and total drama island religiously all of her childhood. So her instinct was to say “Baby, you got too many votes and have been voted off” as she played the survivor theme in the background
#IM LOSING MY MIND PEOPLE#WE HAVE CONVERTED ANOTHER ONE#fnaf#fnaf fandom#five nights at freddy's#circus baby#fnaf lore
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Something interesting I've noticed about conversion stories is many people seem to have both a rebellious streak and a deep-seated, insatiable desire to learn everything.
One of my shul's well-respected members (who runs the hebrew/judaism class that will start soon) talked about how, when he lived in my town, he would sneak out of the house just to go to shul. That's what I'm doing now, and it's funny (I'm not sneaking out per se, but I am also not telling anybody I'm going to shul). There's an aspect of free-spiritedness that I notice in many converts, and it's fascinating to hear each of their stories. And you know the funniest part? They sound like my story.
#jumblr#jew by choice#jewish conversion#personal thoughts tag#sorry i'm posting so much 💀#but i have been noticing this A Lot#and i don't think its essential to be converting/converted but i think there's a reason that converts tend to have similar feelings/thought#i think the unifying trait is the desire to leave one thing and come home to another#i think for that to happen you tend to have a lot of free spirits and a lot of faith and trust#for me it's hard but i also have that in-born need to fly away - to go home and never look back#i don't say rebellious to mean bad but more like... you aren't 'adhering' to the life you were brought up in#i had rebelled against xtianity before finally accepting that i will never and cen never force myself to believe in it#and i think that's where some peoples' rebellious streak starts#again sorry i'm posting every tiny miniscule thought but B''H for guiding the story of our lives#it was SO cool and welcoming to hear that [member] grew up in my town and we go to the same shul
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Blake literally watches Fennec rush at Ghira and doesn't call out to warn him that the platform will fall once she pulls Ghira out from under it
So when Ilia tries to murder your parents, she's still capable of redemption, but no one else is worth trying to save? Or are you only willing to extend the effort if girl make sad face :(
#rwde#i know smth else ghira shouldve pulled out of...#there def is an argument to be had abt conserving your energy for the people who have a higher chance of reform-#-but blake straight up never gives a shit abt anyone other than ilia. not once does she even attempt to connect w the brothers#or any of the other goons like yuma or treefa#her character would be so much stronger if she was trying to help reform as many fang as possible rather than 'fuck you got mine'#granted her ideology would need to. uh. EXIST before she can attempt to convert people to it#literally nothing is more telling than ilia laying down the truth and blake having absolutely zero ground to stand on#ilia: there are no innocents. only humans who hate us and the humans who let the hate happen. fear gets us results#blake🤡: yeah. look where its gotten you#ilia: if no ones gonna help us when the humans attack then we have no choice but to attack back#blake🤡: theres always another way!!1!#BITCH GET A FUCKING PHILOSOPHY THAT ISNT KNEE JERK NEOLIBERAL UWU VIOLENCE BAD I AM BEGGING
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well mark that down as situation 2938489 that I don't know how to handle
#i would love advice on this if y'all have any thoughts to share because i know what my parents think and im having trouble sorting it out#i love these three friends of mine but it is really draining to be around them now because all they will talk about is church drama#(re: our old church) and rehashing it all and being Outraged about the horrors etc etc#either that or being downright condescending about protestants/non denominations and acting like it's funny to talk like that all the time#i end up being more angry or resentful or exasperated at the end of our conversations than glad and at peace like i did before#(before all THIS ish happened and the three of them were like okay this is all we're going to talk about now)#i've tried to say in gentle ways (i am simply not capable of this kind of blunt confrontation) that maybe we should not be talking#so uncharitably towards other people especially behind their backs. like. yes bad things happened. we have to acknowledge that.#but continually making jokes and jibes at a priest's expense really rubs me the wrong way especially since i KNOW that he loves us#and in many ways was trying his best in the circumstances. and are we not supposed to be loving our neighbour#and is this not downright slander to keep going on this way esp since it goes on for HOURS at a time#anyway i don't know what to DO because if i keep chatting with them/meeting up with them conversation will be 90% this thing and i Hate It#but on the other hand i feel responsibility towards them because my godson's one of them and another is a friend who is a fairly recent#convert and if i leave them to stew in their own echo chamber i doubt it'll do them good#am i supposed to keep some distance? am i supposed to keep arguing whenever one of them says something unkind or inflammatory?#am i supposed to keep speaking up so that they hear a different perspective? am i supposed to run in the other direction for my own peace o#mind? anyway i am still thinking this over and it stresses me OUT#it used to be fun and life giving to be around these people and now it is so exhausting and seriously alarming in many ways
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Just finished my first playthrough of BG3. Romanced Lae'zel, but ending up turning into an Illithid because the idea of making Orpheus or Karlach do it didn't sit well with me (or my character).
I told Lae'zel to leave with Orpheus in the end (I heard she wouldn't stay with a ghaik anyway, which she's valid for, but also, it doesn't feel right to ask her to stay when I know how much her people mean to her). And like-
Her face before she flies off---
She looks so heartbroken and sad.
#emmodii rambles#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate series#lae'zel#spoilers#i don't regret my choices and i do love a good angsty story. but at the same time... OOF.#may you find a new source of joy in the astral realm my queen :'(#for anyone curious- i played a githyanki which i heard is the only race that can fly off with her or something?#but well. again- didn't quite fit my character to have someone else turn instead pfffft#ALSO HE'S A CLERIC OF ILMATER AND A REDEEMED DARK URGE. self-sacrifice is kiNDA TO BE EXPECTED HAHAHA.#anyway- do give romancing lae'zel a shot guys. she may be a hardass at first but it's really because she cares a lot#also slightly off-topic but as a dark urge gith... durge grew up in a city so like. wonder how out of place they woulda felt with the#other githyankis anyway. i think i read somewhere that a gith durge realises they don't really feel connected to creches and stuff#which is interesting and makes me curious about how exactly they were made. cuz they have the traits and knowledge of the race but didn't#grow up with them. i guess the easiest answer would be 'god magic shenanigans' but STILL.#trust me to overthink things hahaha XD#if anyone's curious what happened to my guy in the end--- we followed wyll and karlach to avernus hahaha#what are the devils gonna do? steal the soul we don't have?? TRY IT BITCH#of course i did reload multiple times to have my character kill himself. because that was another option that felt possible for his charact#...and also because i wanted to see how companions would react to it. krewfjewlkrjewklrjewl- although the narration for durge suicide#is also quite interesting! of course maybe that's just me being mentally ill eff (/lh) but having a kill that isn't going to murder daddy?#gives a redeemed durge some control and a final say at last. which is still sad but a nice way to tie up their death methinks#ANYWAY- time to go find a way to convert him into a full-on OC. elves and dwarves are one thing but giths are blatantly dnd so i'mma have#to figure that out for my own story lore and universe--- some kinda new species? humanify him? or convert to another existing general speci#hmm hmm hmmmmmmmmmm-#emmodii plays bg3
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#my roommate watched 3 saw movies with me and is now sending me saw memes#lets fucking gooo baybey we got another one boys!!#im fucking extatic that i could convert at least one person to being a saw liker🙏#and i finally have someone to talk to abt saw irl who gets what im talking about!!!
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i have so much fun with ffxiv bc like. me and my friends that play have a wol team and we roleplay tons when we're able to all be on at the same time
sure it takes forever to actually progress bc we're all having hours-long scenes after story events to work out the impact on everyone and, in some cases, who was impacted more than the others (like thorgeim being the one who got framed during that one incident, whereas the dragoon wol had a lot of specific stuff during heavensward, etc)
i'm told there's some shit later on that Complicates the wol-team idea but i don't want spoilers and i'm confident we can work it out when we get there so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#we basically all rp together bc we don't want to get story spoilers from randos...can't even visit venues without that being an issue :(#but it's nice having a static party for basically every story dungeon and fight#we're at....early-mid stormblood now i think? after like...two years lol though part of that is just not having time to play#so many maxed out sidequests and lore things tho...it's great#stirring up trouble#we have another friend who doesn't roleplay but does have some fun insights from time to time and has many helpful tips#and their character is thorgeim's wifey lmfao. they're both so grossly over-the-top affectionate lolol#and then one more friend who basically never plays with us these days but when they do it's like. Top Tier Roleplay. i love...#currently trying to convert other friends to ffxiv (though realistically we're not gonna be on much for a bit but still)...join us...#become part of the wol team....lets get a whole sentai group going lmfao#that or join our all-viera side group bc that is. definitely a Thing. massive tonal shift from the wol team lol i love them sm#the bundie brigade!! their whole gimmick is doing all their fighting in their skivvies basically to show how tough and/or agile they are#they started out as just being silly side characters and became MUCH more than that...oops we gave them lore and trauma#ugh ok i need to stop yelling abt this now. it is Bed Time and i have shit to do tomorrow.#i should draw and post them at some point tho...i love them sm....
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already thinking "and by 'religious' really i mean 'christian'" re: how the term "religion" is not really useful when it's largely like, from a christian perspective, what is considered "equivalent" of christianity, see: perhaps a "rival"/obstacle to some person or group being considered christian....and even if not thinking about converting anyone, resulting in some at best misinterpretation / misrepresentation based on framing it through/as [element of christianity] and limiting of any more accurate language
like how tumblr recommends me a post about someone thinking about "religion" in general and concluding that it's Weird and perhaps Wrong for anyone who is a "true believer" in their religion(tm) to Not be proselytizing / trying to Convert everyone. like yeah why isn't everyone being an evangelical christian, they ought to be, benevolently informing all those around them that they're going to hell, otherwise. don't see any problem with this conclusion, or that someone's getting antisemitic in the notes already in agreement, or that That's Not How This Works and you don't just know how All "Religion" works based on considering it to be an alternate version of christianity (which in itself doesn't All work like that either)
#and even when it comes to having a Critical View of any belief system / way of living / spirituality it's like...people are on that already#without having to see it from a christian perspective or understand the only possible framework for it as [critiques of christianity]....#a dogmatic approach / doctrine of Salvation....not how it all works out there re: ways anyone can be anything besides christian#So Bizarre why everybody's not all trying to ''convert'' everyone else in the world....is it.#what; like; ''you'd think everyone would be launching an inquisition'' like would you.#even if you know fuckall abt non christian beliefs / perspectives / traditions/practices / identities / ways of life etc....#we could maybe go ahead and question this conclusion. or perhaps go ''but also i know fuckall about all that so why am i theorizing'' like.#and again there are non ''western'' christian traditions....and of course individuals and philosophies within christianity who would also#not think you can only Truly be christian by going ''and i'd better be trying to convert everyone. or i'm being a jerk'' too#not actually the case that everyone thinks everyone else who doesn't share some ''religious'' factor is Damned To Hell or an equivalent....#anyways telling tumblr actually this particular post? isn't for me. and i don't thank you#another tiresome factor of [mass at the benedictine monastery] like the homilies/sermons were especially exhausting#they always were but like ''what are you even talking about'' as one priest goes on about how it's silly for people to say they're#Spiritual but not Religious b/c the only way to be spiritual is to be christian lite & if you're Genuinely even christian lite then you#ought to realize you should go full throttle christian. like a) No b) why are we preaching to the choir here. we're all at Sunday Mass???#not like any sermons ever feel that thoughtful when like too much analysis is like uh oh? a bit heretical are we??? which is not universal.#gee thanks for this [are we just supposed to all sit here feeling validated in our superiority; or...?] experience#wisdom you couldn't totally get from someone going on some self-assured monologue abt heathens these days over dinner or sm shit#really makes you think. and then someone will be really thinking & going ''shouldn't everyone w/a Religion be an Evangelist'' hmm: No.#and they aren't ''wrong'' about their own beliefs approaches perspectives identities traditions etc for it either. Done#anyways changed ''religious parent'' to ''christian parent'' for its own enhanced accuracy & precision alike....
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The sads
#vibes#astronaut#art process#space#art#process video#spacesuit#ink#traditional art#just learned my childhood best friends dad passed away like... half a year ago#this friend and i honestly havent been super close or friendly for years since shits hit the fans and we grew apart#but im still thrown and gutted#i feel selfish but this man was a part of my childhood that i treasured#i for real have all the patience for however people grieve and handle their affairs idc#but i have this like desperate need to message her which i wont do other than some condolences becayse god knows ive been toxic enough#blowing up her phone in the past when she didnt wanna hang out#what a complicated web of pain this has crashed into#it really reminded me how i stopped being welcome in that home too#and how guilty and obligated i feel to people who dont really want me around one way or another#i called my mom and visited even though shes really transphobic and keeps trying to convert me#i just wanted to appreciate that shes alive
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aha! I pulled up that one because I'd thought it was the one where I'd spent tons of time debunking a bunch of comments saying that Israel digs up dead Palestinians to harvest their skin and organs. Which is a blood libel that's been repeated and debunked, over and over, for at least 20 years.
Nope! That one was from the comments on a Cincinnati Socialists post. I think it was the one where they were trying to call out some of the sponsors and of Cincinnati Pride for directly profiting off genocide by... selling and/or developing unrelated products in Israel.
And claiming that the reason two Cincinnati Pride organizers had told the North Kentucky Pride organizers they had set up a table at North Kentucky Pride without asking, and were handing out flyers claiming that the war in Gaza was Netanyahu's "Final Solution" for Palestinians, was that they're all in the pockets of those sponsors.
Which resulted in them getting horrific harassment and death threats, and quitting the Cincinnati Pride board before they got voted off.
I can't tell what post of theirs it was on, because the cincysocialists Instagram has been deleted.
Too little, too late.
I am not going to forget how many people in the queer community bought into and spread these ideas. And I suspect it'll be a LONG time before I stop discovering more incidents like these.
You know, "realize you instinctively believe the worst of a given marginalized group, and maybe listen to and believe sources from that group instead" is a very. fucking. low. goddamn. bar.
I'm feeling a very alienated from people around me because of my refusal to participate in antisemitism, and I'm not even Jewish, so I can't IMAGINE how so many of you are feeling out there. I almost feel silly for feeling alienated about it. It's causing some real reflections when it comes to how I view myself politically. It's like here I am thinking, "No, we're against ALL oppression, right guys? .... right, guys?" 🦗🦗🦗 And it sucks knowing that a. the alienation I'm describing pales in comparison to what Jewish people might be feeling and b. that it probably isn't even that surprising to you all. Antisemitism is so perennial, cyclical, it insists on coming back again and again, rooting itself in places where people otherwise wouldn't expect it. It's Samsaric.
I almost feel like I'm being gaslight- "I'm not antisemitic, I'm just saying that Jews are harvesting the blood and organs of children!"
Like, bro, what else would that be? If blood libel isn't antisemitism, what counts as antisemitism?
This post is probably a bit jumbled, but I hope you're all doing well. ❤️
#jumblr#the silver lining i guess is that i'm getting an absolute masterclass in antisemitism#and as always the more i read and the more i argue this shit online the more easily and succinctly i can counter it#i would say i didn't sign up for another round of soul-crushing online oppression but YES I DID.#YES I ABSOLUTELY AND CONSCIOUSLY FUCKING DID#because when you choose to convert this is one of the decisions you are consciously making#you are deciding to join an incredibly oppressed group and fight alongside it and fight as a part of it and by god you might die#i think that people who are already a part of multiple oppressed groups know that better than anyone#when i was learning about amin al-husseini during this war i read about the troops he raised for hitler#they were not the ones who wore necklaces of eyeballs#in fact they didn't ever fight jews#but there were other troops in the region or something that wore necklaces of jewish eyeballs#and i had this deep and profoundly disturbing moment of “are my eyeballs going to end up in a necklace if i finish converting”#and then i was like “what am i gonna do about it? NOT be Jewish? Come the fuck on.”#like i assure you there is already no going back#and as a multiply oppressed person? i know it would not be worth it to go back.#it is never#ever#ever worth it#to stop being who you are out of fear that you will be brutally murdered and your eyeballs turned into jewelry#i feel like trans people in general already know that#for one#maybe this is why so many queer and trans people convert to judaism#like. we get it#i guess that should give us a bridge back to the queer and trans people who think the worst#we just have to figure out how to get to the bridge from here#wall of words
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how can you be so controversial and yet so brave
(reposted from Twitter)
Hey so, have I ever told you about the time I was at an interfaith event (my rabbi, who was on the panel, didn't want to be the only Jew there), and there was a panel with representatives of 7 different traditions, from Baha'i to Zoroastrian?
The setup was each panelist got asked the same question by the moderator, had 3 minutes to respond, and then they moved on to the next panelist.
The Christian dude talked for 8 minutes and kept waving off the poor, flustered, terminally polite Unitarian moderator.
The next panelist was a Hindu lady, who just said drily, "I'll try to keep my answer to under a minute so everyone else still has a chance to answer." (I, incidentally, am at a table with I think the only other non-Christian audience members, a handful of Muslims and a Zorastrian.)
So then we get to the audience questions part. No one's asking any questions, so finally I decide to get things rolling, and raise my hand and the very polite moderator comes over and gives me the mic.
I briefly explain Stendahl's concept of "holy envy" and ask what each of theirs is.
(If you're not familiar, Stendahl had 3 tenets for learning about other traditions, and one was leave room for "holy envy," being able to say, I am happy in my tradition and don't desire to convert, but this is something about another tradition that I admire and wish we had.)
The answers were lovely. My rabbi said she admired the Buddhist comfort with silence and wished we could learn to have that spaciousness in our practice. The Hindu said she admired the Jewish and Muslim commitment to social justice & changing, rather than accepting, the status quo.
The Christian dude said he envied that everyone else on the panel had the opportunity to newly accept Jesus.
I shit you not.
Dead silence. The Buddhist and Baha'i panelists are resolutely holding poker faces. The Hindu lady has placed her hands on the table and folded them and seems to be holding them very tightly. Over on the middle eastern end of the table, the rabbi, the imam, and the Zoroastrian lady are all leaning away from the Christian at identical angles with identical expressions of disgust. The terminally polite Unitarian moderator is literally wringing his hands in distress.
A Christian lady at the table next to me, somehow unable to pick up on the emotional currents in the room, sighs happily and says to her fellow church lady, "What a beautiful answer."
anyway I love my rabbi to death and would do anything for her
except attend another interfaith event
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alright so
we really fucking hate doing this, especially since we were already begging for money with another gofundme just a few months ago, but things cannot stop getting worse in our household. our mom is borderline having a psychotic episode everyday, and she thinks she has parasites that only she can see. she is trying to extort us into forcing us to stay in a house she knows damn well why we hate it here. she also threw a dog over a hotel railing during a PSTD episode she had while she ran away from the house because she said we didn't love her anymore. our grandma is an abusive maniac who screams at us until we're in tears, and holds keeping our pet rabbit over our head. she has caused us so much pain, and even has invited our dad who sent us to a mental hospital to our graduation. our grandpa is a qanon psychopath(so is our grandma) who keeps trying to convert us back into christianity.
this place has broken our mind over 400 times, and we want out so so so so so so bad
so, we are doing this one final time. we are going to try and get the money for a car to get the fuck out of here and go to the college we got accepted to. we're making a new gofundme so we can properly keep track of the money from this
our c/shapp is $theteufortdozen , our vnmo is @/theteufortdozen, and here is a link to our k-fi and gofundme
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jdfjsjdnsjdjj i just checksd on tatsunui and he arrived in the countrry two days ago and left the captial yesterday?? he mightn be here on monday i thinkkkk??? aaaaaaaajfjxjdjdjxjdkxj
#i need to go to sleep but im dbdhshsjsjdhdjdk#that means. that meansn he will be fheere with me for my interviewdjsjsjsjsk#ughhhhh that remind s me that they askddnd for video footsgd of me at differnenr ages#i need to look throrihh a bun cth of stuff idk what ill do bc#we had a video camera but all of that is on littldbtapes and i cant convert fhem at home#and thers nonpoint in clnvertifnf the whoel thinv if whatvi need i sjust a short clip from it#idknidk idknidk idk idk idk idk idknidk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk idk ildk idk idk#djdnjdkdksjdjd. im. nervous abojt fhis whole fhing. i. need to reach outbto my current psychiatrist to aks if sne has anythifn else#to add. bc. literalgl found out abt the appointment after last sess and will go the day befor ethe next one ashdhdhdhdjdh#also the day after i have blood test very early in the morning#andthennn another one the nex tdayyy ughhhhhhh#liek come on do you like my blood h ag much#jk ther es a reassln there have tk be two separate ones inwont goninto it now#kori go the fuck to sleep whay arr yoh doingggggg
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reader squirting and ruining sirius his new car while remus fucking her in it? (+ sirius his reaction)
warnings: public sex, unprotected sex, squirting, degradation, use of daddy, humiliation
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remus kisses you harder, tongue swirling along the inside of your mouth, he’s straddling you in the car seat, hands slipping up your shirt.
you pull away. “no, remus, we shouldn’t! sirius will kill us if we get the car dirty.”
sirius is just inside the car dealership, finishing up the paperwork for his new bright red porsche. it’s not even officially his yet.
“then we’ll be careful!” he pulls down your panties, tossing them to the bottom of the car.
“what if someone sees us?” you protest against his lips. you’re in a convertible with the roof down, right outside a car dealership by the road.
“i can be quick,” he whispers, sending shivers right down to your cunt.
he slips his cock out of his pants, revealing his rock hard erection. he slides inside of you with ease, your aching desire acting as lube.
you moan, tossing your head back against the top of the seat. he thruts in and out of you, giant hands on your tits. you can feel yourself leaking on the seat beneath you, but remus feels too good to stop.
he slides one hand down to fondle your clit, adding another layer of godlike stimulation.
“oh daddy, you’re so good!”
remus groans with every thrust. “you’re such a dirty fucking whore, letting me pound your little pussy outside.”
you whine at his words, grinding down on him.
a woman walks by, tossing you a dirty look. your eyes roll into your head, your cunt throbbing at her judgement.
remus shoots his cum down your entrance, painting your walls white.
you bounce on him while he finishes, relishing in feeling his babies fill your insides.
he thrusts his softening cock in and out, pinching on your clit with shaking fingers.
you scream as you squirt, painting the car in your juices.
sirius rushes over to the car, shaking with fury.
“what the fuck?!”
fucked out, all you can do is grind down into remus.
remus grabs the bottom of sirius’ chin, pulling him close. “we can make it up to you,” he whispers.
sirius’ pupils have dilated, encompassing almost his entire irises. “o-okay.”
#remus lupin#remus lupin smut#remus lupin x reader#remus lupin x reader smut#sirius black#sirius black smut#wolfstar#wolfstar smut#marauders#marauders smut#marauders era#marauders era smut#smut#harry potter smut#hp smut
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⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚ ➛ million dollar baby (gr63)
wolff!reader x george russell // fc: lani pliopa
Being the eldest daughter, you kept pretty much everything to yourself in favor of your siblings getting the limelight. When you start soft-launching your boyfriend after years of being quiet about who he is, everyone scrambles to find the truth.
warnings/notes: nothing really? i do have george win silverstone in this (i wrote it forever ago ok?) so just pretend he did. just pretend guys. pls.
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ynwolff: hanging with the wolff pack (+ george) back home before our home race this weekend <3
tagged: georgerussell, susiewolff, mercedesamg
mercedesamg: refueling for a great weekend ahead !!
user: the photo of jack and george shut up
lilymhe: WHOOO??? FLOWERS??? HELLO??
⤷ ynwolff: shut up shut up ur gonna summon alex shh
⤷ alexalbon: BITCH WHAT?
logansargeant: @ ynwolff , alex and lily are literally losing it over this.
⤷ ynwolff: greaaaattt 🫠
user: is george driving in the second pic??
⤷ user: no bc who else would have a convertible mercedes if not george russell
georgerussell: i still think the trunk is unnesscessary
⤷ ynwolff: shut uP RUSSELL???
user: imagine being rich enough to have huge flower bouquets in the back of your mercedes... i could cry
susiewolff: oh, this is where all the flowers came from?
⤷ ynwolff: 😀 yes ! they are mine !
⤷ susiewolff: ur father has extra vases in the downstairs bathroom
⤷ ynwolff: thank uuu xx
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ynwolff: silvastone day one baby !! (expect insane spam this weekend.)
tagged: susiewolff, mercedesamg
lewishamilton: i need the bono photo for... reasons...
⤷ ynwolff: im gonna start paying you for using my wolff charm to get blackmail
⤷ lewishamilton: i literally buy you so much food atp shut up
⤷ ynwolff: 🩵
mickschumacher: glad the gloves are getting use
user: oh to be yn
mercedesamg: those flowers are as beautiful as our favorite head communications officer 🩵
⤷ ynwolff: admin when i see u tomorrow i will kiss u on the lips
⤷ mercedesamg: toto told me to stop flirting with u :(
⤷ ynwolff: booo tomato tomato tomato
user: JACK AND THE CARRR SOBBSS
susiewolff: more flowers?
⤷ ynwolff: what if i said i just really like flowers ?
⤷ susiewolff: i would say your father is suspicious
⤷ ynwolff: when is he not though..
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replies...
alexalbon: does george know mystery man??
⤷ ynwolff: he's sworn to secrecy, sorry !
lewishamilton: ah yes. the peak of subtly.
landonorris: aren't you both supposed to be sleeping?
⤷ ynwolff: says you, norris. ill tell jon on you >:)
⤷ landonorris: WOW.
susiewolff: your father says both of you need to sleep
⤷ ynwolff: why are you both awake 😭
⤷ susiewolff: you know toto has like a sixth sense for you, right? he heard you leave the room.
⤷ ynwolff: LMAO okay 👍🏻 we are coming back up
⤷ ynwolff: tell dad i beat george at pool
⤷ susiewolff: he says good job
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ynwolff: what a quali!! p4 and p5!! so proud of my boys!
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danielricciardo: roscoe the mvp
user: jack in the chair omg
mercedesamg: a great day with great help from even the littlest wolffs!!
user: lewis in the shades og my GOD
user: another day another set of great george photos from yn
lewishamilton: did lowkey fear for my life with your father chasing me...
⤷ ynwolff: fair enough
susiewolff: a great day today :)!
logansargeant: what secrets his roscoe spill?
⤷ ynwolff: @ lewishamilton s secret to looking so good at his old age
⤷ lewishamilton: its called melanin and neither of you have it
georgerussell: thanks for all the love today yn 🩵
user: yn always takes really good photos and ten really fucking funny ones
⤷ user: shes the queen of duality
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lando.jpg: shut the actual fuck up is this a date??
⤷ secretlifeofyn: remind me why i let you into this account again?
roscoesdad: fucking called it, tell george he owes me dinner
⤷ secretlifeofyn: have you ever noted the three of us always bet dinner? (george said he'd pay next time)
⤷ roscoesdad: yeah because food is the best currency, duh?
alobonoo: OH MY FUCKING GOD?
alobonoo: HELLO??
notalexsm: oh !!! oh my god !!! shut upp!!! this is george right?
⤷ secretlifeofyn: the watch gives it away, doesn't it?
⤷ notalexsm: yes (charles says congrats if this is a date!!)
⤷ secretlifeofyn: tell charles thank you <3
maxverstappen: if you need a hideout from your father after he finds this one out, we have an extra bedroom, the fee is babysitting p
⤷ secretlifeofyn: thanks max i will keep that in mind 🙏🏻
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secretlifeofyn: everyone on this account is sworn to secrecy (because my father) but YES. WE ARE DATING. NOW SHUT UP !!!!
alobonoo: HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS HAVE A DEATH WISH
alobonoo: called this like two years ago tho i am the oracle
⤷ muninotlily: alex the oracle of georgeyn
⤷ secretlifeofyn: GEORGEYN??
lilgrit: the day toto realizes it's george you're dating, a health bar is gonna appear at the top of george's eyeline with the word 'toto' on top
⤷ ls2.priv: he stands no chance im afriad.
ls2.priv: rip george you would've loved the flintstones 💔
junior55: @ lando.jpg you owe me sushi for this
⤷ lando.jpg: @ mrsaturday how could u do this to me?
lilyzneimer: awee!!! congrats guys!!
mrsaturday: we posted this so you guys would STOP and you got WORSE
muninotlily: alex is pacing help me
⤷ lando.jpg: LOLLL HE LOST SO MANY BETS 😭
⤷ secretlifeofyn: what bets did you guys place im scared
⤷ lando.jpg: we bet george couldn't pull you
⤷ mrsaturday: i have won so much money
⤷ secretlifeofyn: if you buy me more flowers my dad is going to actually be concerned.
maxverstappen: the extra bedroom offer still stands
⤷ secretlifeofyn: thanks max we'll need it
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ynwolff: pre-race day silverstone !! <3 (not shown, the 1356 photos george took of himself when I asked him to hold my phone while i was in a meeting...)
tagged: mercedesamg, lewishamilton, georgerussell
mercedesamg: always having fun out here!!
georgerussell: i blessed your phone with my beauty
⤷ ynwolff: whatever u say georgie
⤷ user: georgie ??????
lewishamilton: the 1356 photos are funny though
landonorris: just a guy being a guy
user: the photo of george with the screen behind him feels like a meme format
user: george looks so squishy in the last picture
user: not yn getting the cutest photo of george ever??
susiewolff: your father swore that sweater wasnt going to be too much
⤷ ynwolff: not to expose him but he took it off in five minutes
⤷susiewolff: and now its missing
⤷ ynwolff: I BOUGHT HIM THAT >:(!!!
alexalbon: i demand blackmail material
⤷ ynwolff: buy me snacks and then we'll talk
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ynwolff: OBLIGATORY GEORGE POST !!! (approved by @ lewishamilton ok no one get mad ! i love my boys equally !)
george!! we were joking about this moment last night but you pulled it off!! i could not be more proud of the work you put in today, you pulled it off last second and made me gnaw my nails off a few times but thats okay.
so so so proud, you get a drink or two on me tonight ! 🩵
tagged: georgerussell, mercedesamg
georgerussell: IM SORRY ABOUT YOUR NAILS ILL PAY FOR NEW ONES !! 😭
⤷ georgerussell: your support does mean the world yn thank you 🩵
⤷ ynwolff: you deserve every bit of it! 🩵
lewishamilton: amazing work as always for both of you!
user: YAYYY GEORGE POST!!!
user: finally a george post to match the iconic lewis post
susiewolff: great work today @ georgerussell !
⤷ georgerussell: thank you susie :)!
mickschumacher: great job george!
user: GEORGE RUSSELL!!!!
user: god the pictures yn gets of george are... fucking AMAZING.
landonorris: mr saturday did it
alexalbon: yabadababoo
⤷ logansargeant: yabadadabadoo
⤷ georgerussell: you both suck :(
⤷ ynwolff: no!!! its cute!!!
⤷ ynwolff: no!! leave them alone :(!
⤷ user: i see that deleted comment yn. ur not slick.
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secretlifeofyn: i dont remember any of these photos after the first one. how much did i drink.
roscoesdad: enough for your father to think you DIED until i told him you and george were in my room and fell asleep (you are welcome. i expect free food for a month for this selfless act.)
⤷ secretlifeofyn: i will buy you literally anything lewis oh my fucking god i owe you my LIFE
⤷ lilgrit: the question should be how much didn't you drink because holy shit
alobonoo: u drank literally everyone under the table slay
muninotlily: oh so u stayed with george ? 👀
⤷ secretlifeofyn: hes like a big pillow
⤷ mrsaturday: she's not letting me out of bed :(
maxverstappen: hate to be the bearer of bad news but twitter did catch you ! have fun!
⤷ secretlifeofyn: MAX WHAT?
⤷ mrsaturday: MAX??
lando.jpg: LOL GOOD LUCK GUYS
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ynwolff: good news! george and i are dating and my dad did NOT kill him when he found out! bad news! i now have to share my location.
tagged: georgerussell
susiewolff: i think continually sneaking out and then not answering your phone for almost fifteen hours is enough reason to track you
⤷ ynwolff: susie plsssss 🩵 convince him to get rid of it?
⤷ mercedesamg: toto says thats not happening anytime soon. and to tell george curfew is ten.
⤷ ynwolff: I DONT LIVE WITH HIM ANYMORE??
⤷ georgerussell: she's gonna be back by nine if she keeps biting my arm
⤷ ynwolff: stop putting it within biting range then, russell
⤷ georgerussell: you just walked across the room to bite me.
⤷ user: LMAAOOOO YN UR SO REAL FOR THIS
user: "you'd rather i didnt" YN PLSSSS
georgerussell: remind me to never try to sneak around your father again
⤷ alexalbon: buying like nine bouquets of flowers in two days is not exactly sneaking
⤷ georgerussell: she likes flowers and i was excited :(
user: kiss ya in 11! im gonna go lay on a highway in 12!
user: i too, would fall for yn when she threatened me
landonorris: my favorite new grid couple
⤷ georgerussell: we have been dating for like two years??
⤷ landonorris: WHAT?
⤷ alexalbon: HUH??
⤷ oscarpiastri: oh?
⤷ danielricciardo: well god damn
⤷ lewishamilton: how in the hell did we just now find out?
⤷ ynwolff: LMAOOO two years next week <3
⤷ susiewolff: yn you are going to give your father a heart attack
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So, I know people are really desperate for Sandra Lynn to have hooked up with Pamela Dawn instead of Bobby Dawn, and I completely understand that!* Bobby Dawn is slimy and awful and we don't know much about Pamela, so maybe she's better? But it is 100% Bobby Dawn for two very clear reasons:
Sklonda literally said it was him
Bobby Dawn has always been a predator
The first thing we learn about Sandra Lynn's affair during Spring Break Sophomore Year was that she had just left Aguefort (she dropped out her senior year and got a diploma later on) and she was very young. She was asked to join an established adventuring party of people who were older than her and that had lost one of its members. She fell in love with another member of the party that was already in a relationship, they had an affair, and then when the affair was discovered, Sandra Lynn was blamed, kicked out of the party, and her name was smeared as far and wide as possible by the person who had taken advantage of her so that person could absolve themselves, likely in the eyes of their partner and the party.
So what we can immediately deduce from this is that Sandra Lynn was an outsider to her new adventuring party, likely looked down on as "just a kid", maybe disdained for being a dropout, and most definitely resented for taking the place of the (presumably) dead party member. She was in actively dangerous and stressful situations while questing with the party and she probably had little support from the group during that time.
Sandra Lynn was very very vulnerable.
When he met Sandra Lynn, Bobby Dawn would have been about 20 years younger than he is now, likely in his late 30s/early 40s.** Probably still handsome, still a "dashing" active adventurer. He was married to Pamela already (not just in an established relationship), since he had a child by then that was close to grown and I don't think the Church of Sol would be very happy about a child out of wedlock. He would have been a cleric of Sol and probably still preaching "the good word of Sol" but it likely wouldn't have been constant. You can't give sermons while fighting monsters. I'm sure he even saved Sandra Lynn's life a few times!
The thing about Bobby Dawn being a televangelist now, but not then, is that when he was young, he was probably just as good at persuasion, at finding vulnerable people and exploiting their weaknesses to get what he wanted, and yet he hadn't made a name for himself as a televangelist, so people wouldn't know to be wary of him trying to convert or manipulate them.
The scene between Bobby and Kristen, when Kristen is pretending that Cassandra died shows exactly what kind of terrible person Bobby really is. He is happy to find Kristen devastated, that she is having "a real dark night of the soul" and needs guidance. He refuses to help Kristen stay at Aguefort (something that's within his power), despite knowing how beneficial that would be to her well-being, because that goes against his own goals. He is smug and condescending and cruel. He is preying on Kristen's devastation and vulnerability (not knowing it's an act), to draw her back into the fold of the Church of Helio/Sol.
The person who did that to Kristen, is the exact same person who took advantage of Sandra Lynn when she was still basically a kid, just out of high school. He took advantage of her feelings for him, her inexperience and isolation. And then, when they were discovered, he threw her away and made her the villain so he could get away with it.
He ruined Sandra Lynn's life. Yes, she's happy now with her daughter, her partner, and the beautiful home they've made at Mordred Manor with Adaine, Kristen, Lydia, Ragh, Tracker, Zayn, Aelwyn, Boggy, and 15 cats. But Sandra Lynn ended up with self-esteem and relationship issues that she is still dealing with to this day. Those issues ruined her marriage, could have ruined her relationship with Jawbone, and likely played a hand in the difficulties between her and Fig in Freshman Year, as Sandra Lynn saw her daughter take her first steps into the world of adventuring.
Because Sandra Lynn first wanted to be an adventurer and Bobby Dawn took that away from her, just like he tried to do to Kristen.
Bobby Dawn has shaped his career as a high priest of Sol and as a televangelist by portraying himself as the epitome of righteousness. He is rotten to the core, a predator in a job where he is meant to help people, and I CANNOT WAIT to see the Bad Kids take him down.
*I don't really understand it. Pamela Dawn is likely just as bad as Bobby. She's the chief paladin of the church of Sol, her husband is a televangelist and a High Priest of Sol, and she would have been around the same age as Bobby and having an affair with a vulnerable young girl who she then kicked out of the group and slandered. It being Pamela would still be awful!
**Even with the assumption that both Bobby Dawn and his child had their kids at a young age, the math still has to take into account that Sandra Lynn's daughter is the same age as Bobby Dawn's GRANDSON.
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