#WE ARE TIRED‼️☹️
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camiluvscats · 1 year ago
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Why is all x black!reader smut and like really dark?? Like i want fluff and every time I look for that I see some fic where reader gets kidnapped or sum bs. A BITCH IS TIRED‼️
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20-th-centurygirl · 8 months ago
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summary: more texting with jude!
part 1
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𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧
2/3/2024
jude:
no pen no paper but you still draw my attention
you: cringe
jude: was just being nice 😒
you: womp womp
10/3/2024
you: pov you're giving birth
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jude: so funny i forgot to laugh
you: why don't you ever appreciate how hilarious your girlfriend is 😒😒😒
jude: bc you're not funny
you: blocked ‼️
12/3/2024
you: jude
you: i love you
you: but is this so up close and personal??
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you: like can we take a step back
jude: you love being this close to me don't lie
you: you're staring into my soul
you: i hate you for still looking good in these angles
jude: 🤪🤪
19/3/2024
you: i can't sleep
you: i miss you and your snoring too much ☹️
1 missed call from jude
jude: answer
you: no you need to sleep so you're not tired for training
jude: i'm awake anyway
jude: can't sleep without you snoring and drooling on me 🙄
you: i don't snore or drool
you: trents gonna moan at me for keeping you up and making you all moody for tomorrow
jude: just shush and answer you drama queen
21/3/2024
jude: what colour eyes do you think our kids are gonna have?
you: yours hopefully
you: i don't like mine
jude: i love your eyes
jude: esp when i make them roll back 😏😏
you: you're all talk bellingham
jude: come over nd i'll prove it
you: omw 🏃‍♀️‍➡️🏃‍♀️‍➡️
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wlntrsldler · 9 months ago
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final installment of fratboy!luke x poseidon reader :)
graduation, luke being h-word lol, im sad this is over.
part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4
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tagged trideltumm.
yn_yln: last bid day 🩵 welcome home new pc 🔱
lukecastell4n: gonna steal that little jeep from ur house
lukecastell4n: come over im tryna get u like the last pic
poseidonsfavchild: RHIS IS A PUBLIC APP
bethchase: have some decency, i beg of u
chrisr0driguez: BRO 💀💀💀
clarisselarue: too far
charliebeck: AYO?
yn_yln: pick me up pls
liked by lukecastell4n.
silenabeauregard: U LOOK SO PRETTY
yn_yln: thank u angel 👼🏽
trideltumm: i know you’re a senior now but don’t leave 🥲
yn_yln: i dont wanna go ☹️
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tagged ksigumm, yn_yln, and chrisr0driguez.
lukecastell4n: went out with a bang ‼️ thanks for the memories kappa sig
ksigumm: our president 🫡
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chrisr0driguez: can’t believe it’s almost over 💔
lukecastell4n: me either bro 💔
yn_yln: ur frat cooler is sooo real
lukecastell4n: what can i say 🤷🏻‍♂️
bethchase: thank god the reign of terror is over
poseidonsfavchild: fr im tired of seeing his posts every weekend
lukecastell4n: hater
poseidonsfavchild: and what about it
charliebeck: gonna miss the kappa sig parties
lukecastell4n: gonna be hard to live without the sigma nu darties
clarisselarue: my liver needs a break!!!!
chrisr0driguez: nobody said u had to finish half a handle every weekend
clarisselarue: U REFUSE TO DRINK THE BITCH CUP FOR ME
chrisr0driguez: NOT MY FAULT U SUCK AT KINGS CUP BABE
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tagged lukecastell4n, clarisselarue, and others.
yn_yln: bittersweet goodbyes.
clarisselarue: i love you so much
yn_yln: love u always clar ❤️‍🔥
silenabeauregard: MY SWEET GIRL 🥹🩷
yn_yln: couldn’t have done it without you lena 🤍
lukecastell4n: im so proud of you baby
yn_yln: right back at you, my love
poseidonsfavchild: why r yall in the comments acting like youre not all going back to chb
yn_yln: percy im going to grad school 😭
poseidonsfavchild: oh
poseidonsfavchild: this is news to me
poseidonsfavchild: i was kinda hoping you’d come back 😕
yn_yln: i’ll visit over the summer
poseidonsfavchild: it’s not the same
yn_yln: stop im gonna cry
bethchase: congrats yn!!
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gr0verunderwood: CONGRATULATIONS!!!
liked by yn_yln.
lukecastell4n posted a story!
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where to next yn_yln? i’ll follow you anywhere 🤍
yn_yln replied to this story:
yn_yln: you and me forever
lukecastell4n: wouldn't have it any other way baby
poseidonsfavchild replied to this story:
poseidonsfavchild: ok if u tell anyone this i will VEHEMENTLY deny it
poseidonsfavchild: but if my sister had to end up with someone, i'm glad it's you ig
liked by lukecastell4n.
poseidonsfavchild: just tell her to come visit sometimes yeah?
lukecastell4n: your secret's safe with me perce
lukecastell4n: dw we'll come back. we can't stay away from our siblings too long
poseidonsfavchild: thanks luke
lukecastell4n: anytime lil bro
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vxiphoid · 1 year ago
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SERENE SHENANIGANS
❨ summary ❩ twst › waking them up to tell them stories that don’t make sense
tags ✧ fluff, crack, savanaclaw boys, defo not proofread its like 7 am, cursing but nothing out of the ordinary, ooc(?), ruggie calls you a little shit like once (affectionate), jack is whipped for you
amanuensis’ message ⊹ I LITERALLY LOVE DOING THIS??? my friends hate me for it. but anyways hiii im back after like my month hiatus, how are thy sleeplings?😋 mb guys writers block has been really kicking my ass, i was spitting blanks on paper… i’m gonna hopefully post another pastry emporium soon for scarabia so stay tuned for that‼️
⌜ 300+ e/chara ⌟
♫ sunset boulevard - hohyun
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LEONA KINGSCHOLAR
— “leona… pspsps….”
— he hums gruffly when his name was called the first time, only opening his eye thinking you called him a second time when it was really just noise that you would make to get the attention of a house cat. he instantly pins his ears back. how dare you. “hmm?”
— “so i took our snail for a walk and i had accidentally left my feet here to wash the dishes because the grass was blue.”
— huh? you could see him trying to process everything you just said as you explained, his lips parting and eyebrows furrowing. it took everything in you not to laugh. he does one of those blinks, the really delayed ones, one eye opens before the other…
— he’s half asleep too so the confusion is just adding up altogether. if chicken scratch wasn’t a writing term, this is literally it in words. its like the books back at home he picks up to read (derogatory) its, what, 4 am? dont do this to him😭
— you’ve never seen him so expressive💀 this definitely makes his eye and ear twitch at the same time. what type of fucked up fever dream is this?? its usually a blessing seeing you as the first thing he wakes up to, not when you wake him up with some bull strung up in a sentence with your beady eyes staring at him while he sleeps. he loves you, yes, but what does he even say to this…
— “what…”
— your forehead met with his chest as you struggled not to laugh at the uncharacteristic break in leona’s voice. how many cups of coffee did you drink? he asks you to repeat yourself even though it kinda a mind mush decision so you did and by the end of it, he looks absolutely restless.
— “that’s… yes. that’s great, herbivore. can we go to bed now?”
— you note that leona is surprisingly patient when half asleep
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JACK HOWL
— deep sleeper. tug his ear. though he practically springs up before your hand makes contact, giving himself whiplash.
— “jack?”
— almost instantly relaxes when he realizes its you, tail wagging subtly☹️ “hi, baby. s’something wrong?”
— “hiii, do you remember a year ahead ago when i had to go to the dentist to get my spine fixed and the cats were barking at the flying dogs because the sky was in the water?”
— bro feels like he just had a stroke💀 he’s blinking rapidly, rubbing nose bridge as you explain. he really wants to understand, he does, but wtf did you just say??? it was the innocent “hi” before you unapologetically bashed his head in with the entire dictionary. its so ridiculous he couldn’t help but laugh.
— “jack, this is serious.” even as you told him that, your voice was not steady at all which made his shoulders shake violently in silent laughter.
— “im listening, i swear. tell me one more time?” yk his ass is not listening. he pulls you into his lap while his thumbs idly rubbed your sides, responding to your stories with “uh-huh” and “yeah?” with a lovesick smile on his face.
— eventually holds your face and starts pressing heart squeezing, fluffy kisses all over your face which truly made you more tired then you were. you honestly start forgetting what and where the story was going.
— jack only pauses his kissing attack to respond when you take a small break but even then he doesn’t pull away fully, he’s just speaking against your skin
— “—and the duck had my arm while i was taking it on a walk because gran tammy was in a flying shopping cart.”
— “oh wow. and then?”
— he’s listening but he’s not, mostly because he’s like two seconds away from dreamland and his brain isn’t registering half the shit you’re saying. he wants to see how many stories you can jumble up.
— “yeah, i think it’s bedtime for us…”
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RUGGIE BUCCHI
— omfg he wakes up like a mom. like yk how you would barely touch them and they would gasp like they were just given cpr?? he wakes up like that.
— and you’re just standing there awkwardly 👁️👁️
— takes a quick look around before looking at you. “what happened? is it time to wake up leona already?” you shake your head and ruggie flops back, an arm draped over his eyes. “you scared me… come, lay down with me?” he held his free arm out for you and you did take your place cozied up against his side. to your surprise, you did actually scare the living shit out of him from how fast his heart was racing.
— “ruggie, yk i just found out you’re related to turtles, right? and i had to take uncle bobby to the vet to get a dna test because the fish drowned in air.”
— slow roblox turn towards you but instead its his head as he cranes it down to stare at you. you can practically hear the gears in his head turning and you literally could not look at him or you’d blow your cover.🧍🏾
— “i’m sorry,, what the fuck??”
— he’s genuinely confused, asking you questions about your story while his brain tries to put together the pieces. each question he asks, the more its harder to speak in full sentences other than wheezes
— “what are you laughing at, ya little shit? explain this to me!”
— “i’m trying!”
— and you are😭 its like when you have to explain the family tree really slow bc you cant say, “my father’s girlfriend’s son” without him like ???? and you’re trying to explain it to him slowly, eventually forgetting what you said in the first place…
— “…and the fish drowned in air.”
— “yes.”
— “sweetheart, you still haven’t explained how i’m related to turtles—”
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angelismmm · 2 years ago
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omg can i req x-rated: the queen, blade with 7 and 10(?) its fine if u can only do one of those 👍👍 take as much time as u need to write huhu 🫶🫶
— i deleted my progress on this like 5 times, thne i went to sleep HELP
☆ warnings. nsfw, sex, all that stuff, fluff and smut at the same time, breeding kink (always n forever), bdsm, hickeys, choking
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You look so adorable with my hands around your neck. You know we're more than just friends with benefits, you know that. — headcannons on blade being into bdsm ig idk
definitely likes to choke you during sex. the bruise it leaves when he lets go turns him on, like super on. it's not like he wants you to get hurt, but when he sees the bruises or marks he put on you and you can't help but just take it all in makes him feel so good.
probably you both got on the stellaron hunter business together, meeting either as kids and been with each other since or, well, meeting in early adulthood. I doubt that he went to college or what, but he probably just met you at work too. then you both worked it up from there
had an insanely hard amount of time trying to get to know you as a person honestly, and while on a mission, you both just got so tired of competing with each other in silence, why not work together?
basically you guys had hate sex for no reason, that's it, and no one else but you two know about it. the way he breeds your hole should only be to his knowing. and that's how he's done it. but slowly he's started to be more publicly affectionate, and almost barking at anyone that flirted with you.
he just.. wants people to know you are not up for dating of any kind. but it's not like you guys were the one dating.. right?
jealous asf when he sees someone else makes you laugh, and fucks his frutration out on you when you both are in private.
but he knows you don't like it either when he's acting up with someone else, only you should make him feel like that, and letting him work so easily in and out of your hole is a good way to say you're mine!
he loves choking, like seeing you in pain isn't really what he prefers, but when he's the reason to cause that pain, and hearing your little whimpers when they're touched or what? damn!! do you wanna see mini carbon copies of him or what???
likes to see when someone notices the bruises around your neck from last night, because you were just so adorable with his hands around your pretty neck!
you both actually liked each other, but treated each other like just another one night stand, like no ❌❌ dont say that ❌❌ like you bth are in denial till he gotta say somthimg ☹️‼️
during sex, probably after filling up your hole w his warm cum n stuff, he'll finally say; "we are more than just friends with benefits, you know that."
and indeed you do, you both start going officially out together, starting at a little coffee shop. somewhere far and away from everything else.
as he worked so sloppily and messily in and out of your hole, he couldn't help but utter the words "we're more than just friends with benefits, you know that." your eager nods were enough for him to finally finish, feeling all his warming cum shoot up inside you. slowly you felt his cock go soft inside you, looking back to his gaze, "gotta make sure it sticks, babe."
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im mentally ill 😘😘😘‼️
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field-of-la-fleur · 4 months ago
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PLEASE!! do a leo or even jason x daughter of iris or even nike! smau! i beg of you ‼️‼️🙏🏽🧍🏽‍♂️
⋆.˚𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 .ᐟ
masterlist | home | rules
contains: jason x daughter of nike!reader (kinda) smau
warnings: use of yn, mortal au (but reader acts like a daughter of nike), and probs language
author's note: i had a vision okay?
special mentions: lowk kinda inspired by @gentlehue's jj & smartiepants series (check that out)
now playing 𓏧 feels like (gracie abrams)
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ynthewinner hard at work 🫡
reyrey you look like you've done nothing (and i have proof)
ynthewinner NO DO NOT KICK ME OFF THE TEAM IM JUST TIRED IN THESE PICTURES 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
reyrey 😒😒
ynthewinner i'll make jason bake you brownies
reyrey deal 🤝
trophyhusband HEY I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS
trophyhusband you look so nice in the first picture 😍
bejeweled shamelessly simping in the comments smh
ynthewinner oh shut up hazel LOVE YOU JASE 😘😘
nemo 🤮
ynthewinner you're not even on the team
nemo i'm here for my boyfriend and my boyfriend alone 😐
ynthewinner HES MY BOYFRIEND
nemo no one asked 🙄
ynthewinner i'm calling annabeth
sparklybitch excuse who took that first picture? 😇
ynthewinner you did
redheadedartfreak you guys did good 😌
ynthewinner yesss (when are you coming back? we miss you 😢 )
redheadedartfreak ofc we did (in two days miss you more 🥰🥰)
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trophyhusband semi-finals are right around the corner
tagged: @ynthewinner
frankenstein you're not even in any of these pictures
trophyhusband so?
ynthewinner aww ily 🥰
trophyhusband i love you more ❤️
beth actually its very stressful. its not something to joke about ☝️🤓
sparklybitch you look really crusty jason
trophyhusband I'M NOT EVEN IN THE PICTURES????
sparklybitch well yn doesn't deserve someone crusty like you
festussbestie @ynthewinner
trophyhusband fuck you leo
ynthewinner piper you can't try and break me and jason up by bullying him
sparklybitch but i can becuz then he'll have no self esteem so he thinks that he doesn't deserve you so he breaks up with you
festussbestie 🍿🫢 that's some regina george typa shit
sparklybitch i'll take that as a compliment
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ynthewinner celebration dinner!
tagged: @/trophyhusband
booimscary one of many
sparklybitch nico! who let you have your phone? 😡
sonny he’s gonna jump you btw
trophyhusband why did you put that middle photo in it? 😣
ynthewinner so everyone knows you’re a pig (just kidding love u 😚😚)
trophyhusband the food was good okay?? (love you too princess ❤️)
beth what about us? do we not exist anymore? 😔
ynthewinner bitch what you’re literally in the last pic????
beth ooh sorry mb mb
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beth in your car the radio up!
tagged: @ynthewinner @/rey @/sparklybitch @/bejeweled @redheadedartfreak
ynthewinner in your car, the radio up!
sparklybitch we keep trying to talk about us
redheadedartfreak i’m someone you maybe might love
bejeweled i’ll be your quiet afternoon crush
rey i’ll be your violent overnight rush
beth make you crazy over my touch
festussbestie BUT ITS JUST A SUPERCUT OF US 🤩🤩
ynthewinner 🤨🤨🤨
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trophyhusband sweating my ass off. this is nerve wracking (you guys got this!!!)
nemo you have no ass to sweat off 🤨
trophyhusband stfu
festussbestie shouldn’t yall be watching your girlfriends play instead of being on your mfing phones? 😒😒
rey yeah i agree
trophyhusband they’re not on yet
rey pay attention
trophyhusband yes ma’am 🫡
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ynthewinner WE WON 🦅🦅🦅 (someone also decided to finally make a move)
tagged: @beth @/rey @/sparklybitch @/bejeweled @redheadedartfreak
frankenstein don’t bring me and hazel into this ☹️
ynthewinner shut up yall are cute together 🥰
rey good job girls!
ynthewinner smth is very wrong here…
beth ik reyna congratulating us??? unheard of 🤨🤨
nemo wow you did it
ynthewinner you knew we’d win stfu
trophyhusband a daughter of nike for real 😚😚
ynthewinner i’m wearing adidas???
trophyhusband yk what? nvm
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mrsmiagreer · 3 months ago
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EA SPOILERS
BRACHIUM 🥺🥺🥺🥺
IS HE OKAY?????
Ik he’s so tired :(
“I am a failure” No baby no
“But i know you hear me”
This is literally so sad i’m crumpling
IS HE CRYING
“Please Mother, Please Release Me” BAWLING
IS HE BEING FREED?!
HE WILL NOT FAIL ‼️‼️‼️‼️👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
This is crazy cinematic
SUNSHINE IS SAVED
WHY IS AARONS VOICE SO DEEP😭😭😭
I literally almost didn’t know who he was
Oh Smartass is here too
Awe brother hug moment
YAYYYYYYY SUNSHINE IS SAFE
“I’m so sorry” 🥺
All I can imagine is Elliott and that damn comfort beanie that we all imagine he has on💀
BRACHIUM AND AARON MEET ?!
WHY IS AARONS VOICE SO DEEP OMG😭😭
It’s throwing me off like crazy who tf is that?! ERIN???
BLAKE MENTION BLAKE MENTION
I know what he did is bad but DADDY I LOVE HIM
Is he gonna die ☹️
“you? specifically?” LMAOO WHY DOESNT AARON BELIEVE HIM?!
I’m sorry but his story is so long :\
“Good. Give them back their fucking lives”😭
AARON CALM DOWN
Memory modification 😲
“I just got my brother back”
So he’s gonna change the circumstances of their memories not wipe them completely
Okay aaron and brachium going back and forth like this —
Omg aaron is literally gonna sit here and convince them that their trauma is worth keeping😭
I get it’s the right thing to do morally but like wtf if i wanna forget i will. if i don’t wanna have nightmares and have to go to therapy from being kidnapped and tortured for days then i will
IS THIS A VOTE ?!
Elliott’s voice is so cute and innocent
“PARTNER IS AN OVERSTATEMENT” LMFAO WHAT
YOURE TELLING ME THEYRE NOT EVEN DATING
“You want my body, you want my cooperation, then you let me have this. you let me have them”
I’m obsessed with Blake omg
“We will try this” YES YES YES OMG NEW BLAKE AND BESTIE CONTENT
“Hey!” OMG
IM LITERALLY FREAKING OUT
HE IS SO CUTE AND NERVOUS ABOUT TALKING TO THEM FUCK
He’s like sweating and almost crying omgggg
YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH IM GOING CRAZY
“We agreed to never talk about because you said if we did that you couldn’t have me in your life if that was something we talked about”
OMG HIM BEING A SEER
THIS LORE IS CRAZY
SO THEY DO KNOW HE’S A SEER
his stuttering 🥹🫶🏽
“I have to say this and i need you to listen to me when i say it…okay?”
“NO‼️” OMG IT SCARED THE FUCK OUTTA ME
He’s yelling at me guys i’m scared he’s yelling
THAT NIGHT OMG
MORE LORE THE LORE DUMP IS CRAZY
His aggression is halfway turning me on and halfway scaring me
Omg i’m about to start crying
i feel his pain so much
“I never stopped loving you” UGHH BLAKE
“You’re gonna die !”
OMG IM SCARED
He sounds on the verge of a psychotic break. Not even the verge. Just the psychotic break
“I know how crazy this sounds, I know how crazy I look”
Babes….its bad. Real bad
“Don’t speak THROUGH me” OMG THIS IS TERRIFYING
OMG WOW THIS IS INSANE THEYRE JUST SHOWING ALL OF HIS PAST TO THEM LIKE A DAMN TV SERIES
this is crazy
“That’s why I did everything”
Blake i’m so in love with you
If they kill Bestie anyway i’m literally gonna cry
The silence in between his sentences are so deafening
OMG THEYRE KISSING YES YES YES YES YES
WHAT DID THEY JUST SAY?!
“you can keep this deluded pet”
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME LMAOOO
OMG YESSSS BLAKE GETS TO KEEP BESTIE
IM LITERALLY SHAKING‼️‼️‼️‼️
The fuck Aaron just grew up like another 10 years?!
“You tell him baby” ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
If i was smartass at this table id literally say “ewwwwww they’re kissing !”
WAIT WAS ALL OF THAT TO SHOW THAT BRACHIUM WENT THROUGH WITH THE MODIFICATIONS?!?!?!
SCORPIUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
OMG THEY DONT REMEMBER ANY OF IT
“I’m coming too” YUHHH DEMONS TEAM UP
You guys. You don’t understand how happy i am right now. All of my begs and pleads have been answered to. I just wanted to know more about Blake and Bestie and I got an amazing amount of Lore. I’m literally gonna start crying
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romsabombs · 6 months ago
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GUYS the new malevolent is insane so i just thought i'd drop my notes in here✍️ ENJOY it's a lot
freaky ahh cavern
😦😦😦
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!
the man is bathed in darkness👹 john thats racist
mf literally been crucified this is so arthurs religious trauma
that is not what bones sound like i think
shes so me awful posture
me at 4am in the kitchen looking for a snack
WAIT oh yuck :/
HAHA THEY'RE IN HIS NOSTRILS
PRINCE MENTIONED
car accident thats so season 1
this is kind of like a hat in time maybe
omgg a witch :3
arthur survives the wildest shit but i think a mcdonalds sprite would kill him
AAAHHH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!😨😨 YUCK YUCK EW EW RAAAHHH
WHAAAAAT
cant we only do allat to corpses
omg spit it out john
YEAAHHHH HES DEAD
🤭🤭🤭YIPPEE I KNEW IT
omggg thats so janey :33
hes bein puppeted by the maggots thats crazy
STOP TELLING HIM TO KILL THINGS HAHA
omgg kaynes dagger <33
how can this mf be helpful
this is so tmp a bit
rotten flesh mentioned minecraft ref
HAHA WHAAT THATS SO GROSS
the maggots be like i have your fucking eyes👹👹👹👹
OMG WHAT THE HELL zombie arc
claustrophobia again
imagine harlan recording this
omg that's so sexy 🔥🔥 decapitated his ass
HAHA WE'RE ONLY 11 MINUTES IN??
LMAO john stop saying things
YES JOHN it WOULD have been helpful to know this guy didnt have any eyes
"this isnt new york anymore" thank god amiright
his head between our legs🤨
its so funny how he calls it a pinky. didnt someone on tumblr say john wouldnt know finger names
im surprised arthur still has a shirt
the flesh feels stiff😟
this guy is still alive😦 or. dead. i guess
arthur is like weirdly normal about this guy being a zombie. i know hes seen shit (no he hasnt) but come on
faroes song ☹️
YEAHH PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTHH💪
oh what😐 the prince🙄
what did he sayy
oh gross come on guys😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 at this point just put it in your own mouth
"id like to think this is the most insane thing we've ever done" 💀
teehee they dont wanna seperate :3
YEAH! AND FAROE
"everyone we've ever loved" weak. also john doesnt care about anyone but you
"we cant afford to not use every resource anymore" HAHA this is so funny because didnt you throw away everything youve ever owned last episode
yippee welcome back vanguard :3
nothing😟 WAIT YIPPEE :3
WELCOME BACK VANGUARD‼️☝️
omg names mentioned
wait. yorick? llorick? thats the thing arthur said
its not lorick that was the guy from the dreamlands
WOAH WAIT WOAH HUH
hey what the fuck did that mean😀
omg what. rumpelstiltskin
HAHA hes so loser
OMG wait they said stanzyck right
ofcourse anna is dead bruh we were never gonna meet her
arthur and john both being "kings"😟
this tooth is so silly🥰
everyones walking over arthur today💀
they're so miscommunication <3
hey😀 hey whats that sound
DONT SAY IT ugh the prince
"ahh yes :3"
OH😨😨😨😨 A WHAT
SHUT UP🗣️👹 HAHA THATS SO SILLY
this guy is so kayne. and a bit autistic
wait r we just carrying around this skull
bro arthur sounds so tired
ooo this would go hard as a cosplay
i cant believe he has a belt
EUGH YUCK😦
ooo the black stone perchance?
ok i guess not
omg god forbid a girl has hobbies🙄
"im not saying its not risky. what im saying is, it might be worth the risk" that line goes hard
arthur agreeing to this is like a dad saying "okay fine we'll go to mcdonalds🙄"
no reward without risk✊💥
"we're in the lion's den already" "it is a hag's womb👹" HEHEHE
HAHA SILLIES HEHEHEEHE🤭🥰
oooohh johnn 😶‍🌫️
OH 😦 ohhh 😀 u have his memories
clever girl
"thanks yorick😐" "you too my king🤗" "shut up🙄👹"
yorick is so me absolutely no sense of social cues
ofcourse we'd encounter a witch here it was so obvious
"try to keep straight" pff
did john say im serving
hey yeah maybe dont go towards the light😀
LMAO LOOK AROUND? foul
when is the jumpscare happening
i have no idea what he's saying
"too much to make out" MAKE OUT?🤭
LMAO he doesnt know
pregnant meat☹️⁉️
hey i thought asking the vanguard questions would have a price🤨😀
imagine if he just crushed that zombies skull like its a good thing we just decapitated him
hes literally describing my room
you're my eyes☹️
they're acting as if the lighter would give us much light
omgg shes a little interior decorator
tapestry lore!!💪
five minutes left whats gonna happen
wuh ohhh somethings gonna happen
THE STAIRS ARE GONE!!!😬
ur literally in her home leave her alone
his ass is panicking
this is so part 18 the madness
we're trapped :( :(
"ingenious decision king🤓" "SHUT UP👹"
SPRINT!!!!!! 🏃🏃🏃🏃
OH???? 😦😦😦😦 WHAT
IMPALED???M???MNFJREJSJ HUHH
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omggg he got marcy'd
i saw fanart of this but i lowkey couldnt tell if it was a spoiler or not💀
hot take but if he got bitten by that zombie he could prolly survive this
HUHHH bro this is like part 27 the roots. he was less dramatic about it this time tho
bro yorick finally shut up💀
sooo where did he get impaled. like if in the heart hes cooked😬
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brandogenius · 8 months ago
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hear me out…grumpy!masc!reader is a total gym rat and jo begs to come with her one time
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BLURB - josette x grumpy! masc! reader - gym rat
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- jo literally gets all whiny and almost throws a tantrum when reader doesn’t allow jo to come with them to the gym. not even to work out to literally stare at their ass all day
- “i promise i’ll do some stuff” “yeah like stare at my abs all day? no.”
- jo sitting there like ☹️☹️☹️ reader going back into their bedroom to get something but comes back to jo gone. ok?? weird they walk out to find josette in the car, seat belt tightened sitting in the passenger seat like 😁😁😁
- “dude i said you’re not coming” “ok but i can come for the ride?” “get the fuck out of my car”
- jo ends up coming to the gym. reader was too tired to keep up these antics they just gave up and let jo come with them.
- “i’ll be productive trust me. we can work out together”
- masc reader rolling their eyes but nodding nonetheless. hand on jo’s thigh. self proclaimed passenger princess atp
- “don’t disturb the people here” “pfft you know i won’t” (that’s a lie)
- jo nearly got them kicked out last time because they got too excited over masc reader lifting weights they started to respectfully hype them up and was complained for loud noise
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spocks-husband · 7 months ago
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OKAY SO after forcing myself to finish Voyager I am finally watching Picard so I'm gonna liveblog my reactions to episode one for the Enjoyment Of The People. Spoiler warning obv lol
-the cinematography is so yass
-oh my god it's my husba DATA?????
-WHAT
-HELLO???
-or is that B4...?
-I have to rewatch the TNG movies :/
-When did Jean-Luc start drinking his tea with milk????
-i love my husband Jean-Luc so much hes so hot even at 83 <<3
-uhhhh what's. Oh my god. Oh it was a dream. Oh I'm gonna kill myself.
-THE DOGS NAME IS NUMBER ONE ☹️
-AWWW HE'S BACK IN FRANCE :(
-who are these new people
-i'm uncomfortable
-WHAT the fuck is up with the replicators
-OH DAMN LMAOOO THEY BOUTTA DIE
-omg I'm from Seattle too she's just like me fr fr
-me when I'm murdering bitches
-of course the Black boy dies immediately ‼️ yasss ‼️‼️
-Intro was kinda meh ngl :/
-why is there SO much piano going on
-my beautiful old man boyfriend...
-JEAN LUC SPEAKING FRENCH IS GONNA MAKE ME CUM.
-sorry ☹️
-omg ....... Who is this sexy romulan man......
-DECAF??????
-he looks so tired someone please let this man go home 😭😭 my poor baby Patrick :(
-literally who are these people
-I always forget about that the Romulan supernova happened outside STO 💀
-Why is she bullying my bf. Kill yourself.
-GOD HE'S SUCH A GOOD ACTOR I'M SCREAMINGGGG
-I need to perform this monologue
-literally who is this girl 😭
-can you leave my husband alone please
-the writing just took a random turn downward
-PLEASEEEE I'M SO IN LOVE WITH HIM
-stop looking at him like that 🤨🤨
-dahj has Mary Sue energy I'm sorry 😭
-STOP TOUCHING HIM I'M GOING FERAL
-i also hallucinate Data being in my backyard
-Its probably just because we have better camera quality now then we did in the nineties but Brent's contacts are making me so uncomfortable 😭
-why does he say stasis like that 💀
-THE PICARD DAY BANNER :(
-DAUGHTER??????
-didnt we already do this in that one TNG episode
-OHH wait is she an android
-i want Jean-Luc so bad no one understands
-WAIT OH MY GOD I JUST GOT IT
-I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT'S HAPPENING
-HOLY SHIT
-Why are they making this sad old man run so much he's in his 80s 😭😭
-WAIT DID SHE JUST DIE LMAOOO NO FUCKIN WAYYY
-Number One is my favorite character other than my boyfriend, he's so perfect
-"I haven't been living, I've been waiting to die" OKAY SO YOU CAN WRITE WELL YOU JUST CHOSE NOT TO FOR THE PAST LIKE TWENTY MINUTES LMAOO
-omg hi B4!!
-i miss data ☹️
-DR MADDOX???? UGHHHH
-PAIRS??? THERE'S TWO OF THEM????
-that transition was bomb asf
-HOT ROMULAN GUY HOT ROMULAN GUY why is he British OH MY GOD THERE'S THE OTHER ONE
-damn straight to the traumadump
-this dialogue is kinda stilted tbh
-erm is that a Borg cube 🤨🤨
Overall rating 6/10
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blueberrybanee · 11 months ago
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CHRISTMAS!!!!!! 🎄🎁🎉
Hi y'all I know I'm late as hell (I was trying to make a Christmas drawing to go with the theme of this post but it was taking too long to finish and I'm really tired) but I still wanted to get a Christmas post in to celebrate!!! I hope everyone had a good day, even if you don't celebrate Christmas <33
Now... I don't have a drawing ready like I wanted, but I do have a decent haul, so I'm here to show the world my favorites of the things I got ‼️🗣
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I got all of these from my buddy @linminty !!! We exchanged gifts for the first time and it was so !!! much fun !!! I absolutely love the entire package (Yes, Ethan, I know it's been hours since I opened that box up and I'm STILL hyped over all the stuff you sent me) and I'm very happy you like my gift, too 😁🫶💙 (I can't even pick a favorite out of all of these because they're all so cute I WILL CRY!!!) {Also somebody please help, I need to pick a name for the cute lil alien 🥺}
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Lastly, I got these from my mum!!! I love them all, but omg, the K-2SO one almost made me cry when I opened the gift I swear (I love him so much he is very dear to me ESPECIALLY AFTER I LOST MY BLACK SERIES K-2SO ☹️☹️☹️ IDK WHERE HE WENT!!!) {Also the Mando & Grogu set is so cute LOOK AT THEMMM}
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To end things off, as a treat, here's my dog Zuka wearing her new Christmas tie :))) {I had to make her look up for the picture so she wouldn't eat the tie cuz she really wanted to LMFAO}
Alright, that's it for now! I'm really tired, but I might post a late Christmas drawing for tomorrow as a follow-up! Happy Holidays everyone, I hope the rest of the month goes well for all of you!!! <33
{ Tagging the homies 💪💙 @linminty @ghastly-poltergeist @twixedworlds @white-knight7255 @virtualexpertanchor }
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nemesyaaa · 10 days ago
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aaaargh I love this song so much, miss chapell Always serving but you did such a good job at capturing the lyrics to make it into a story. well done !! this is so funny to catch up every refs. but bro, I WOULD cheat on him and go for his sister ✋🏿☹️
it was so tiring being rafe's quick fix because you just wanted a real thing, y'know, not some quickie on his couch. the worst thing? your friends (not so friendly friends) call you a loser because you still hanging out with him, when any girl would have done dumped him and found someone better. but he is, or was your better. — already the beginning and i'm sat 😌‼️ i'm listening
it was like his mood immediately changed as he continued, "just a quick fix whenever we need it." when what he really meant to say was when he needed it. maybe you really should dump him. if that's how it really works. he kissed your forehead, "'n baby, no attachment." — the fact I read this and singing at the same time lmfaoooo
though three weeks ago he excused the both of you so he could be knee deep in the passenger seat while he was eating you out, remembering all those sweet nothings he whispered into you pussy that made you give him what he wanted. not to mention, he always acted so lovey dovey with you. and it was about time you got fed up. — really casual HUH.....
"all'that arguin' f'nothin', still my sweet, sweet sluty girl, ain't you?" he slowly rubbed your thighs , "you gotta be quiet though, don't want to embarrass yourself, do you?" he smugly grinned when you nodded, he dipped his fingers into your cunt, and your let out a surprised gasp, squeezing around his fingers.— the dirty talk please, pussy throbbing
he unbuttoned his pants, using his index to hook the loops were a belt would be to shove them down, following his boxers. he wiped the pre-cum off his tips, using his thumb to slide it into your mouth. "my girl takes everything." he whispered as you attentively sucked on his finger. — as the casual thing am i 💔💔💔💖
‘CASUAL’ RAFE CAMERON
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❝ i've heard so many rumors. ❜
content warnings ,, mentions oral (f!receiving), p in v, masterbation in the bathroom, 'no attachment sex', rumors (blegh, drama llama.), rafe and reader break up. s1 era.
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it was so tiring being rafe's quick fix because you just wanted a real thing, y'know, not some quickie on his couch. the worst thing? your friends (not so friendly friends) call you a loser because you still hanging out with him, when any girl would have done dumped him and found someone better. but he is, or was your better.
sure, you did everything with rafe (when he called you up, not when you asked. sure one day you were fed up, left him a voicemail because of course he wouldn't pick up for you. "i've heard so many rumors." you said through the crackly phone. "that i'm just some girl you bang on your couch, i can't believe i thought you thought of me better."
an hour later (per usual), he answered you an hour later, telling you to 'hurry your ass out to tanneyhill'
you thought for a long hard while before ultimately deciding to head out to tanneyhill. where death literally layer waiting for you in your grave. you knew quite well what he was mad about and what he wanted, because you've sent multiple voicemails about the rumors going around outerbanks, you've heard about them and you‘be literally heard tourons living in the drama with you and rafe.
and you could never leave your back turned to long before people behind started murmuring up a storm.
you walked closer to your death in your busted up converses, running over impossible scenarios in your head. you stopped at the gate, texting rafe 'im here come to the gate.' you said with all intentions to be sassy. when you saw him, his pushed back curtain bangs, every part of him looked so hot.
he opened the gate, telling you to come on. rafe roughly grabbed your arm, taking you to his fathers study room were he did most of his work. whilst you were extremely liked throughout the cameron household, only you, rafe and maybe even sarah knew the real intent to your relationship. rafe said annoyingly, "we're not together, let me make myself clear.
it was like his mood immediately changed as he continued, "just a quick fix whenever we need it." when what he really meant to say was when he needed it. maybe you really should dump him. if that's how it really works. he kissed your forehead, "'n baby, no attachment." though three weeks ago he excused the both of you so he could be knee deep in the passenger seat while he was eating you out, remembering all those sweet nothings he whispered into you pussy that made you give him what he wanted. not to mention, he always acted so lovey dovey with you. and it was about time you got fed up.
you didn't expect for his step-mom, rose, two weeks later after the major argument with rafe to invite you for dinner at tanneyhill. rafe, put on a mock smile, ready to peel the skims dress off your body. you were greeted by ward, and did he piss you off, with the fake smiling and his eyes trailing across your body whenever he could. perv.
"welcome, you look nice and sophisticated." ward said with the nicest tone he could bear, "no wonder rafe doesn't bring you up, your so lovely i'd hog you to." he laughed, and it sounded so fake. rafe had his hand on the small of your back as he led you into the dining room.
you took a seat in between wheezie and sarah, rafe sat across from you, with a pissed off expression. like, how could your's and his situation be casual now? you've literally done every thing, fingering, eating you out, a little bit of intercourse action, you've jerked and sucked him off, and you've let him jerk off onto your tits, and it was somehow casual.
after dinner, rafe again, excused you and him to go to the bathroom. he led you to the bathroom, shutting the door as he told you demanding to get on his counter, you back pressing against the mirror. "fuck, y'look s'good tonight." he pushed up the skims dress up to your hips, "'n no underwear?"
"all'that arguin' f'nothin', still my sweet, sweet sluty girl, ain't you?" he slowly rubbed your thighs , "you gotta be quiet though, don't want to embarrass yourself, do you?" he smugly grinned when you nodded, he dipped his fingers into your cunt, and your let out a surprised gasp, squeezing around his fingers.
he kissed you, whispering sweet nothings like you and him didn't just have an argument two weeks ago.
he unbuttoned his pants, using his index to hook the loops were a belt would be to shove them down, following his boxers. he wiped the pre-cum off his tips, using his thumb to slide it into your mouth. "my girl takes everything." he whispered as you attentively sucked on his finger.
you sucked off all the pre-cum off his cock, rafe patting your cheek gently. he spread your legs more, giving him a great view of your pretty, coated pearl, pressing his finger against it, you rolled your head back into the mirror.
"rr-rafe!" you stuttered out as you cried out. he pulled away from your pretty pearl, aligning his cock with your tight hole. he thrusted into your hole, making you cry out for him again.
he squeezed your cheek, holding you in between his thumb and index finger. "c'mon baby give me more than that. not to loud though." he whispered harshly against your neck, gripping your thighs as he kept repeatedly bullying his way into you. and without break, he kept thrusting his cock into you, with a sneaky smirk. "your my girl aintchu?" he kissed your neck, taking a rest inside you.
rafe nipped at your neck as he moved his cock against your gummy hole. feeling you squeeze around him when he bite and sucked on your neck, he kept doing it. even if it felt like you wanted to squeeze his cock off inside of you. "s'tight. jus' how i like it." he whispered against your shoulder, bullying his way back in you as your gummy walls tried to push him out. he aggressively grunted in your ear, feeling the warmness off your breath as you let out a whimper and even softer moans. you gasped when he touched your g-spot, immediately convulsing around him but not yet coming on his cock.
he'd pulled out just before you could finish. he pulled his boxers, following his pants. he buttoned them up, leaving you desperate for release. you found yourself rubbing your clit trying any method of running your clit to come, though you weren't quite being able to finish off yourself. maybe the problem was that you never had to do anything yourself. you came on rafe's cock than he would come on your stomach.
you tugged your black skims dress back down, putting your heels back on as well before making your way out of the bathroom. you sat across from rafe as he had the satisfaction of making you better than before and not helping you like usual. it was great to see you a little grumpy, whilst a little nervous because you decided to be a little slut and go no underwear. but doesn't mean you weren't his little slut.
you were obviously out of it, because sarah had to tap you back into reality as everyone started eating. you cut the steak up before taking a bite of it. "this is really good ms. cameron, you'll have to teach me how to make it." you said cheerfully. rose smiled at you and nodded.
she was really proud of the fact you thought it was that good, but than of course, her cooking for the cameron's was something any mother should do, while some might think that she'd hire someone, she did it herself.
a week later, your friends had told you rafe had said it was casual still and that 'you get off when he hit it' when he never hit your clit not once. sure he left you drying for release but that wasn't the point. and that was near the last straw for you. you were tired.
you wanted a real relationship which was obvious that rafe wasn't ready for, so you found yourself calling him. and again, it wasn't something were he'd answer you, you said to him through the voicemail "i hate that i let this drag on so long, now i hate myself." you took a breath, "we're done." you said before slipping your phone in your pocket and walking away from the wreck after just having breakfast with your friend.
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chososcamgirl · 18 days ago
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HEYHEY ALPHA SIGMA ‼️‼️ HRUYYEUHEH?? IM DOING VERY SKIBIDI (it’s Halloween tmrw and I’m SO PUMPED 😈😈) DAILY CHECKK IN TIMEEEEE!! IM SO GLAD TO BE DOING THESE AGAINNNN YAYYAYAY
NOOOO I HOPE UR TUMBLR IS WORKING FINE NOWWW DONT WORRY ABT THE OTHER ASKK U CAN IGNORE IT IF U DO FIND IT LOL 😭😭
STARTING UNI IS A GOOD IDEAAAA 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ IT COULD OPEN UP NEW JOB OPPORTUNITIES AND GIVE U MORE EXPERIENCE BUT MAKE SURE TO NOT STRESS ABT IT TOO MUCH‼️ AND WORKKKK HEBRBDHE IT CAN BE SO DRAININGGGG ☹️☹️ I HOPE U GET THE PROPER REST YOU DESERVE POOPIEEE 💔💔
MEETING UP WITH A LONG DISTANCE FRIEND?? FUNNNNNN🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ IM SO HAPPY UR EXCITEDDDD TELL ME HOW IT GOES‼️🙏
OH YESSSS I NEVER FINISHED DEMON SLAYER SO ITS BEEN ON MY LIST TOOOO BUT IM PLANNING ON WATCHING AOT SOMETIME 🤗🤗
I GOT MY IPHONE UPDATED TO IOS18 AND ITS SO FUN 😭😭 I CAN FINALLY USE THOSE TIKTOK EMOJIS (OR RANDOM EMOJIS I MADE) TO MY FRIENDS (it reminds me of discord SM LOL)
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YESYES PICTURES 😈😈😈 be ready for some freaky ones… heh… 😛😈‼️
SJAP WEEKEND AND SJAP HALLOWEEN???? HELLO??? IM SHAKING RNN OMGGG 👀👀
NOTHING REALLY INTERESTING IS HAPPENING IM JUST ATTENDING SCHOOL AND STUFF SOOO 😭😢 BUT THATS KINDA GOOD TOO SINCE ITS NOT THAT CHAOTIC.. I JUST HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO FINISH SINCE I TOOK SO MANY DAYS OFF 😭😭
MAXINE MINX OMGGG THAGS SO CUTE‼️🙏 I LOVE MIA GOTH SHES SUCH A GOOD ACTER I HAVENT WATCHED MAXXXINE YET BUT ITS DEF ON MY WATCH LIST🙏🙏 IVE BEEN BINGING HORROR MOVIES THIS MONTH AND I WANNA WATCH A FEW MORE BEFORE OCTOBER IS OVERRR
HEBEBDBEBBEBRB I WAS WATCHING A HORROR MOVIE AND THEN MY ALARM SYSTEM WENT OFF… I THOUGHT THE ALARM SOUND WAS COMING FROM THE MOVIE AT FIRST BUT THEN FREAKED OUT WHEN I REALIZED IT WAS MINE INSTEAD 😭😭 BUT IT WAS JUST CUS A COYOTE TRIED TO GET IN SO IM FINE 🙏🙏
OKOK AOTD ANSWERR 😈😈 IM BEING SIMON FROM ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS (matching with my friends hehehehe 😛) IKK ITS REALLY BASIC BUT LIKE WE DIDNT RLLY KNOW WHAT TO DO SINCE IT WAS LAST MIN 😭😭
QOTD… WHAT ARE/WERE UR HALLOWEEN PLANS??? (Milking out the Halloween questions rn since it’s still October here 😓😓)
NRNRBRBEJDNBE HAVE A SKIBIDI DAY IYAAA ILYSM MAKE SURE TO GET PROPER REST 🫶🫶
Us btw 😈
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- 🐺/kiko
MIKOO!!! <33
do u prefer me calling u miko or kiko… lmk <3
CHECK IN YAY!! ME TOO <33 I LOVE ANSWERING THESE (seemingly late, but i’m gonna get back in routine now that things are back to normal!!🗣️)
IM VERY GOOD!! i just cleaned my entire room and made my bed (fresh sheets AMEN 🙏) and i’m gonna have a shower after this🙂‍↕️ i’m so tired because i woke up at 7am to a missing cat😭 he was like missing for an hour and he didn’t have his collar on (because he takes it off???? like he’s very silly) and i was having a full panic attack/meltdown and went through the forest at the back of my house in my pyjamas because i was actually hysteric😭 i found him though!! (he was not in the forest…) but yeah that was an adventure…😓😓😓
THANK YOU ANGEL!! <33 i’m just trying to enjoy my free time whilst it lasts and trying to write as much as i can because i know with the course im taking next year + work it’s gonna be so full on😭 but we ball!!🔥🔥🔥
yes i’m meeting with her jan next year.. less than 80 days… im so keen like im gonna scream!!!🙁🙁 PLS me and u both… we shall watch it together.. spiritually 🤞🤞 OMG I NEEED IOS 18 i have yet to update it bc i have like no storage 😒😒 i say this as tiktok takes 35gb of my storage… oops!! BUT OMG WTF THAT LOOKS SO COOL OK DELETING SOME OF MY TIKTOK DRAFTS TO GET THE UPDATE😈😈💪💪
EEE I HOPE YOU LIKED THE NEW CHAPTERS + HALLOWEEN SPECIAL YOU MUST TELL ME ABOUT IT AND UR FAVES <333 🔥🔥🐺🐺🙂‍↕️ ahh that’s okay!! don’t go too hard with the school catchup! you’ll get it done eventually, prioritise yourself first though <3
YESSSS!! i must show u photos soon i actually loved how they turned out LMFAO and YOU MUST WATCH IT!!! it’s a little mature.. but if you like thrillers and horrors then i’m sure you’ll like it🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🤞WHAT THE EFF??? a coyote… we don’t get those here so i’m #thankful🙏🔥 but that would be so alarming and scary PLS i would’ve pissed myself😭 ESP WATCHING A HORROR MOVIE LIKE HELLO???
YESSSAA🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ no i love all costumes esp group ones idc chipmunks eat EVERY TIME!!🗣️🗣️
AOTD‼️ i just went trick or treating with my neice and cat.. i was supposed to go to a party but didn’t end up going bc something major happened😍 but trick or treating was lowkey fun!!💪💪 WBY🫵
QOTD‼️ (i’m gonna start doing these too LMFAO) now that halloweens over… what is at the top of your wish list for christmas!! <3
ILY MIKO!! TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF <333 AND HAVE A SKIBIDI SIGMA DAY!!
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stall1iion · 5 months ago
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champions love - two
Y/n was tired. Sitting in a meeting room all morning was not how she preferred to spend her summer but she had decided to sign the contract, but that didn’t mean she knew she would be sitting in a room listening to people go over rules and legality technicalities, whatever you wanted to call them.
If she wanted a law lesson she would have sat in on a class, but nonetheless she was a big girl and so she put on her big girl pants and sucked it up. Even if she’d preferred to be in her big girl pajamas, on her couch, binge watching whatever show she was pushing off with a coffee or tea in hand.
The real issue? She had to sit through these meetings alone, she had to read through the contract, agree to it, and then sit through enough presentations and sign enough things for her hand to have a blister. Alone. Because Max Verstappen was too busy to come himself, something about training they couldn’t push off. So his manager and lawyers were there, Max having already signed everything with his conditions written down apparently.
Now him not being there wasn’t a huge reason for her to be mad, no scratch that, she wasn’t mad, she was just annoyed and tired. This was not what she signed up for but Michael said it would be rude if she put her head down and took a nap in the middle of a presentation. She almost leaped with joy when they announced they were done and everything they could think of was signed and discussed, until she was handed a paper by his manager, Raymond, before she could bolt.
“This is Max’s number, figured with him not being here, messaging him to discuss press things would be nice before the media catches on” He said and even though she was annoyed and ready to go home, this guy was an old guy, basically her grandfather’s age and so she couldn’t snap or be mean and so she smiled
“Thanks, i’ll do that once I get home” she said with a nod as she took the paper and put it in her purse as she smiled at him before waving and walking towards Michael, her smile and overall face dropping as they walked to the car.
“You did good, Y/N” Michael said as he opened the door for her and she slid in, placing her purse in the middle seat and putting her seatbelt on as she glanced at Michael getting in as well. The driver started the car once they heard the click of his seatbelt.
“Did they have to drag it on that much? I feel like I just sat in a criminal law class” she said as she rubbed her forehead before leaning against the door
“They were just cautious..there’s a lot to this, a rather iceberg topic that could ruin both your career and his if found out” he said and she sighed
“I know, I just feel all of that could have been put on a little packet saying the “dos and don’ts” and it would have been easier to understand and faster. I thought we would have just read the contract, make me sign the necessary things and then we leave, not a whole lecture” she said before she looked out the window, “plus Max was able to skip out of everything by just signing the contract”
“Yes well, it was Raymond and his team who drew up the contract, I’m sure they explained everything to Max prior” Michael said before they pulled into her driveway, “And please don’t forget to text Max, we would like for the two of you to have pictures to post before we leak the photos to the press”
“Alright..yeah, I’ll text him” *she said as she looked at him before she got out of the car and walked up to her front door before closing it behind her as she watched the car drive off.
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y/nofficial just a little break from the ice, will be back to our regular programming soon <3
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username1 UM HELLO?? WHO IS THAT MAN IN THE SECOND PHOTO??
username7 UH JUMPSCARE WARNING NEXT TIME PLEASE??
username4 🚨‼️MAN ALERT ‼️🚨 MAN ALERT‼️🚨
username12 ..is mother..in her soft launch era?? 😭😭
bsf1 um…rue…when was this? 😦☹️
⤷bsf2 WHAT ABOUT US?? WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WEVE BEEN THROUGH 😭✊
⤷bsf1 WHAT ABOUT TRUST?? 😭😭
⤷y/nofficial you know I never meant to hurt you ☹️😔 (high school musical marathon?)
⤷bsf1 duh 🙄
⤷bsf2 call us cheater
username2 I waited three and half years…white man did it one week
⤷username9 I SAID I WAITED THREE AND HALF YEARS
⤷username6 white man did it in one week ☹️😔
username5 if you look closely in the first picture you can see me hanging from a branch after viewing the second photo
⤷y/nofficial why would you wanna ruin my first picture? ☹️
⤷username5 OMG YOUR SO RIGHT QUEEN! 🫡 I WOULD NEVER
username8 okay yall we get the man jumpscare but I fear everyone is glossing over the fact that MAX VERSTAPPEN is in the likes 😦😦
⤷username11 THANK YOU BECAUSE I WAS LIKE “max verstappen? Ariana what are you doing here??”
⤷username22 and if I said the white guy is max then what…? 😶
⤷username11 friend….😐
⤷username8 now you know damn well our queen would never fall for Sid from ice age 🤨😒
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max_verstappen1 a little beach time yes?
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username1 um sir?? if that’s you on the left…then who’s on the right??
⤷username2 right? Because if two plus two is four, and humans have two legs…then what the fuck is this?
lando_norris you can read??
⤷max_verstappen1 yes I read 😒can you win a race?
⤷lando_norris HAHA YES I CAN, 5/5/24 BITCH
charles_leclerc wearing sunscreen?
⤷max_verstappen1 wouldn’t want to cosplay a lobster next race 🫡
⤷username7 and yet you two still won’t follow each other??
⤷charles_leclerc no
⤷max_verstappen1 would rather die tbh
username3 okay yes we’re all shocked but Y/N HIDING IN THE LIKES?? YOUR NOT SLICK YOUNG LADY
⤷username6 THATS QUEEN Y/N TO YOU!
y/nofficial is the water warm?
⤷username4 now girl….
⤷username8 Ms.y/n… STAND UP 😭😭
⤷username9 look at her…knowing damn well she don’t give a fuck about the water besides being thirsty 😒
⤷username11 she saw the comment saying she was hiding and said “hiding where?” 🤣
⤷username15 and instead made a damn fool of herself and us 😭sick
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Insider source reveals current formula one world champion, Max Verstappen, and current olympic champion figure skater, Y/N L/N, have been spotted together on numerous dates the past two weeks. The relationship has yet to be confirmed but we here believe that the pictures are more than enough confirmation.
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username22 I FUCKING KNEW IT!!
username3 what does that dutch man know about our ice queen?
⤷ username2 right???
username5 STOP IT RIGHT NOW! WE LOST A BADDIE TO SID FROM ICE AGE?? 😭
⤷ username7 SID?? IM FUCKING CRYING WHY IS THAT ACCURATE?
username1 NOOO HE’S NOT SINGLE ANYMORE??
⤷ username4 GIRL…STAND UP
username9 is it just me or is anyone else kind of weirded out? like..he just broke up with Kelly a month ago
⤷ username31 yeah i thought about that too but again you know how these men move, it could be just a fling 🤷
⤷ username9 yeah you right, i guess we’ll see
username14 stop 🛑 who is she?
⤷username89 That’s Y/N L/N she’s a two time olympic champion for figure skating
⤷username70 did you not read the caption?
⤷username14 nope, saw the photos and went right to the comments but cool, she’s american, logan won’t have to be lonely anymore as our token american
username44 ma’am???
username12 i knew we were cooked when she flirted under his comment section 😔
username77 guys false alarm, that’s actually me- haha
⤷username45 I’m coming to you as a woman….
username66 it’s the fact that it’s basically the whole grid in the likes 😭
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→ y/n did in fact forget to text Max once she got inside, Michael had to remind her two days later
→ the day she posted, y/n and her best friends remained on call for 5 hrs with y/n just straight up violating Max (quotes in text messages) and then watching high school musical (1-3)
→ y/n did come up with her “flirty” comment but spent about five minutes gagging before she pressed post
→ yes you are buttercup in the group chat (I know it’s sugar, spice, and everything nice and then compound x but yeah um bsf2 is unhinged and so compound x is them) (your spice)
Author’s note!
→ Heyyy, random drop at 2 in the morning but that’s what happens when your work shift ends at 11pm :) Hope you enjoy chapter two! I started it and then took a break for like a day before suddenly getting an idea for how I wanted this chapter to go! I have no idea how Chapter Three will look like but expect it sometime this weekend possibly! Also no beta read, we die like bitches here (this chapter was 10 pages long)
Taglist: @boiohboii @ale-522 @ietss @theseerbetweenus @jaxx-7 @sainzluvrr @the-untamed-soul @ashy-kit @hc-dutch @nichmeddar @delululeclerc
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༉‧₊˚ CHAMPIONS LOVE ༉‧₊˚
⤷ Following the messy breakup between Max Verstappen and Kelly Piquet, Max’s manager comes up with a solution to divert the attention – a fake relationship. His new girlfriend? Two time olympic gold medalist figure skater, y/n for the USA team. Easy? Well…
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OH DAMN ???!?!?! MAYBE ILL SEE YOU AT THE CONCERT ?? (MANIFEST HAT WE GET THE TIX BECAUSE MISS TAYLOR IS WORTH IT)
BRO WHAT shipping is 100 ?!?!?!?!? what even THATS SO CRAZT DNCEWJN ALBUMS HERE ARE SO CRAZY LITERALLU THE SKZ S-CLASS ALBUMS ARE $52 HELLO-
OF COURSE I READ BBB R U KIDDINGGGG its so good omg i literally cant wait for the next chap CONFIDENT HEE IS WHAT WE LIVE FOR nde
the "then just bite me, fangs" LITERALLY KENFEWN LIKE I CAN KINDA PICTURE HEE SAYING THAT ?!?!?!?!?
YESS MANIFESTING TIX FOR THE BOTH OF US FR ☹️ sick and tired of LIVING I just want her to play like cruel summer or enchanted or the 1 pls I need to scream them 💔 WHAT ARE U FAVE TSWIFT SONGS BTW EHHEHE
and PRETTY MUCH 😭 or 80? I can't remember - either way iTS SO BAD AAA but sometimes you can buy stuff from local aus distributors like ktown4u ?? but obv it's a lil harder to get pre-order benefits from them bc of limited stock :((
ANYWAYS HOW DID UR ALBUM PULLS GO?? WHOS UR SKZ BIAS OMG
and HASDHFDHS PLSSS im giggling jumping kicking my feet ITS SO BAD COS BBB IS SO SELF-INDULGENT BC PERSONALLY I GO A LIL LIGHTHEADED AT THE THOUGHT OF CONFIDENT DICKHEAD HEESEUNG ‼️😋 but jalksdfjkwe tysm for reading again,, I'm so glad u liked it AAAA ILYYYY AND YES FRO SURE HE WOULD TOTALLY SAY THAT???
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i'm glad to know i'm not insane because 😪😪 doom at your service ricky has taken over my mind
but i also thought for a bit about the other zb1 members and which kdrama male lead they'd be and i already have a few of them!!
so first of all the lil cutie park gunwook. HE IS LITERALLY THE LOVE CHILD OF HAN SEOJUN AND LEE SUHO don't tell me i'm wrong because i am RIGHT. he looks super intimidating and acts so confident just like han seojun but soon enough we find out both of them are just cute boys that deserve all the love in the world💔💔 and like suho, gunwook is academically smart and comes off as intimidating but he's just a lil awkward that's all.
the second candidate is kim taerae as this bro from while you were sleeping i forgot his name. BUT i just thought of it while on the toilet and everybody knows toilet thoughts are superior. like both of them are super attractive but they're also kind of losers (affectionate 🫶). idk but taerae just fits his vibe SO MUCH i swear!! i can see him doing whatever the male lead did in the show. the awkward things AND the brave/badass things 😽
and then we have your bias as kang chul from w two worlds. they're both the main characters from their shows and. idk. hanbin just fits the vibe toooooo much. he would be SO cool as an agent or whatever tf kang chul was but yeah millionaire hanbin, rlly smexy🤧 he cared so much for his friends and family, it's just. ugh. perfect.
and lastly, the last member is jiwoong but it's probably not as accurate. kang taemoo. IKIK ricky "young and rich tall and handsome" and all that blah blah but jiwoong just fits so much as well???? i can literally see him go "you know what my credit card and my love for you have in common? they both have no limit" and then send a wink your way. taemoo was flirty but unintentionally, jiwoong would do it intentionally 😪 also we know that taemoo was for the boys and the girls (he and his manager......... 🤨) and we know what jiwoong was doing before lol.
yeah that was all i could think of. i kind of think hao could be lee suho while gunwook would be han seojun but yeah gunwook fits the both of them ate the same time a lil too much. i haven't watched enough kdramas to assign all members a male lead sadly☹️
-anon_x2
ok im sorry that im answering this just now omg i read it yesterday but tbh i was so tired my brain couldn't speak english correctly....... and i wanted to give you a proper answer cUZ I LOVE YOUR MESSAGE
you're sooo right about gunwook and if i had to choose which one of suho or seojun i'll give him, i think i'd go with seojun bcz of his personality. ++ the way seojun respected jookyung regardless of whether or not she loved him back, and never left her side </3 this is a very gunwook thing me thinks
next omg WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING IS MY FAVORITE KDRAMA </3 i can totally picture him in jung jaechan cuz you said it yourself... :
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AND HE IS ONE. A LOSER WHO ALWAYS ENDS UP WINNING BUT STILL.
i could've seen gyuvin in this as well BUT THEN. idk if you've seen weightlifting fairy kim bokjoo BUT HEAR ME OUT GYUVIN IN THE ROLE OF NAM JOOHYUK IN THIS ONE. IT'S SCREAMING GYUVIN THE MAN IS ALWAYS CAUSING TROUBLE AND JOKING AROUND BUT‼️‼️‼️ HE'S SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT‼️‼️‼️ bonus point : he is tall
now i have to correct you SUNG HANBIN IS NOT MY BIAS 👹👹👹👹 EVERYONE IS SAYING THE CONTRARY BUT MY BIAS IS GUNWOOK 👹👹👹👹👹👹 i've never finished W cuz the female lead was pissing me off but i can definitly see hanbin playing kang cheol ✋🏼 however . i have another proposition . idk if you've seen the korean movie 20th century girl (if you didnt, i recommand you to!! it's not long since it's a movie and i personally loved it) but hanbin is giving pong woonho
i haven't seen business proposal yet so idk the character you're talking abt for jiwoong </3 but with what you're telling me abt him, it seems quite correct and jiwoong is an actor anyways he better adapt to my anon² thoughts 👹
as for hao i could say baek inho from cheese in the trap???? or maybe i'm just saying this cuz he plays music and im in love with both of them
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