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And They Were Roommates | 481 SMAU

a/n: the worms have consumed me. the brain worms. Don’t save me I’m exactly where I want to be

landoscar, background lestappen and brocedes, bearnelli and galex if you squint REALLY hard

All photos from Pinterest; I made the banners

Songs used:

Futureproof (the Rare Occasions)

Where the Light Is (Surfaces)

The Lazy Song (Bruno Mars)

Trendsetter (Connor Price)

Mona Lisa (Dominic Fike)

Babydoll (Dominic Fike)

Tear In My Heart (twenty one pilots)

Way Less Sad (AJR)

My Type (Saint Motel)

Came Here For Love (Sígala/ Ella Lyre)

Dear Future Husband (Meghan Trainor)

Sunshine (OneRepublic)

Warnings: slightly suggestive like twice, swearing

‼️these are real people and I’m not legitimately shipping them irl this is just a silly little serotonin boosting project‼️

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lando

1,284,187 likes and they were roommates (I’m referring to my son, Muppet)

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oscarpiastri: Don’t ever clock me like this again

> lando: it will happen again😇

> oscarpiastri: 😐

User: did McLaren really okay this??

User: A WIN FOR THE LANDOSCAR NATION

User: best friends core🧡🧡🧡

User: Lando you can’t just say that about your teammate😭

User: oh my god they were roommates

User: THE DOG’S NAME IS MUPPET

User: do you guys think he knows the gay subtext to that meme

> User: don’t let tumblr see this

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mclarenauto: Early bedtimes for you both

> lando: 😔

> oscarpiastri: 😔

oscarpiastri

928,183 likes Woke up to this weirdo in my house😐

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lando: our house*

> oscarpiastri: How did you get in here

> User: someone find and insert the Bugs

Bunny communism meme

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mclarenauto: Please refrain from receiving burn injuries before the race this weekend. Looks fire!🔥

> User: looks ON fire maybe

> User: I know damn well that ain’t in

their meal plan💀

User: not Lando burning their house down in the first week

> lando: I wanted to make pancakes😔

georgerussell63: mate you can’t let him use the stove we know this

> oscarpiastri: The ONE time he wakes

up early and this is what happens

> lando: bullying. I’m being bullied at 9 in

the morning

alex_albon: I don’t think pancakes are supposed to be on fire?

> lando: YOU’RE SUCH A HATER

carlossainz55: they look wonderful Lando!

> lando: THANK you finally someone who

appreciates my culinary mastery

> carlossainz55: ❤️

> lando: 🧡

> oscarpiastri: Why am I third wheeling

in my own comment section

> User: jealous Oscar?

> oscarpiastri: Yes

> lando: good

> carlossainz55: good

lando

726,287 likes and they say I have a sleep addiction

2,876 comments

oscarpiastri: STOP CLOCKING ME ON MAIN

> lando: NO

> User: 😭

User: he’s so sleepy cat coded

User: is that Lando’s hoodie?💀

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> oscarpiastri: It’s good merch

User: my soul is healing one Oscar pic at a

time

User: so we’re just not gonna address the one where he’s laying on top of him? no? okay

charles_leclerc: nap time for my son

> oscarpiastri: Dad don’t embarrass me

in Lando’s comment section !

> User: most emotion I’ve seen out of

Oscar all season

User: help why is he so tired😭

hattiepiastri: eepy boy

> oscarpiastri: This is NONE of your

business😐👎

> hattiepiastri: mom said to check on

you

> User: SCREAMING

oscarpiastri

2,287,506 likes Home sweet home. Thank you Australia GP and hello podium👍

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mclarenauto: Mega job out there!

> oscarpiastri: 👍

lando: congrats on P2 mate. you know what’s better than P2? P1

> oscarpiastri: Me looking for where I

asked

> User: OSCAR????

> User: HE COOKED LANDO

> User: ATE HIM UP

> lando: ☹️

> oscarpiastri: 🧡

georgerussell63: I’ll get you next time

> oscarpiastri: You can try😎

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charles_leclerc: dethroned by my own son

> oscarpiastri: 😎

maxverstappen1: I let you past me on the last lap

> lando: jealousy isn’t a good color on

you mate

> maxverstappen1: me looking for where

I asked

> User: AGAIN

> User: Lando: 0, everyone else: 2

> oscarpiastri: 😎

> User: Oscar there’s other emojis

lando

892,156 likes back home again, got up to some tomfoolery. anyways #/softlaunch

528,512 comments

User: so are we all gonna ignore the tag or

User: THAT LOOKS LIKE AN OSCAR BACK TO ME

> User: stalker behavior

User: ??????

User: EVERYBODY STAY CALM NOBODY MOVE

User: that’s a man

> User: a brilliant observation

mclarenauto: 👀

> User: ADMIN WHAT DO YOU KNOW

> mclarenauto: 👀👀👀

georgerussell63: tomfoolery is quite a big word for you mate

> lando: I hate you

alex_albon: not you running back home so you don’t have to lose to me at padel?? come back??

> lando: I would’ve won I just had

somewhere better to be

> alex_albon: I don’t believe you.

maxverstappen1: why haven’t I heard about this?? respond to your phone you twat

> charles_leclerc: amour be nice

> lando: yeah be nice you twat

> charles_leclerc: I don’t know why I try

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oscarpiastri: 😐

> User: jealous Oscar makes another

appearance

> User: unless it’s him

> User: don’t be weird

> lando: hi osc!

> oscarpiastri: Hi Lando👋

> User: OMG

> User: THEY LITERALLY JUST SAID HI

TO EACH OTHER CALM DOWN

carlossainz55: mi amor I thought we promised to wait to tell the public💔

> lando: I’m sorry Carlos, I just couldn’t

wait any longer😔

> User: here for the soap opera

> oscarpiastri: Me too

> User: OSCAR????

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oscarpiastri: 🧡

> lando: 🧡

oscarpiastri

1,397,176 likes How does a #/softlaunch work again? + Lando and Koala because I live with them

286,751 comments

User: OSCAR AND LANDO SOFTLAUNCHING IN THE SAME WEEK????????

User: WHAT PLANET HAVE WE LANDED ON

User: I’M SCREAMING

User: wtf is going on

User: matching songs…

User: so is no one else wondering when either of them had time to meet people outside of race weekends

> alex_albon: I did it

> pierregasly: I did it

> georgerussell63: I did it

> danielricciardo: I did it!

> User: damn I stand corrected

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mclarenauto: 🧡

charles_leclerc: use protection

> oscarpiastri: What🤠

> charles_leclerc: you heard me

> User: LMFAOAOAOAO

> maxverstappen1: 💀

lando: copied me

> oscarpiastri: Bold of you to assume I

even look at your Instagram

> georgerussell63: as if we don’t see

you liking all of Lando’s posts and

stories

> alex_albon: I love stirring the pot

> lando: my goats🙏

> georgerussell63: what happened to

hating us?

> alex_albon: PLAY PADEL WITH ME

f1gossip

386,108 likes Following his crash at last week’s GP, Oscar Piastri is sat out of this one to rest and recover. He’ll be back in his seat next weekend, but for now, their reserve driver’s got it covered. On the bright side, OP81 appears to be in his WAG era for a certain Lando Norris!

48,187 comments

User: that was so scary I’m so glad he’s okay

User: I didn’t know WAG!Oscar was something I needed in my life until now

User: Lando seems to be okay with this arrangement

User: they’re so sweet to each other

lando

982,176 likes

taking care of this loser so I can beat him again in Silverstone

552,176 comments

oscarpiastri: I’m pretty much back to normal now?

> lando: TAKING CARE OF YOU

BECAUSE YOU’RE A LOSER

> oscarpiastri: You’re a loser

> lando: 💔

> oscarpiastri: 🧡

> lando: 🧡

> maxverstappen1: get a room

> georgerussell63: no don’t I’m

entertained

User: what in the domestic life

User: they’ve both been softlaunching for months now PLEASE CONFIRM SOMETHING

User: landoscar hugs>>>

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mclarenauto: Rest up! We’ll see you both at the track!

lewishamilton: And you think either of you are winning Silverstone because…?

> lando: because we’re better than you

> oscarpiastri: Because we’re better

than you (:

> maxverstappen1: none of you are

winning it’s mine

> georgerussell63: not if I have anything

to do with it

> User: the girls are fighting

oscarpiastri

2,297,176 likes Being back in the seat feels pretty good😎

176,486 comments

User: right so they’re helmet kissing? is nobody else seeing this?

User: THIRD SLIDE HELLO????

User: I FEEL LIKE I’M LOSING MY MIND

User: CONFIRM THE RELATIONSHIP ALREADY PLEASE🙏🙏🙏

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mclarenauto: Welcome back 81!

lando: damn standing ovulation or whatever the saying is🥵

> oscarpiastri: It is 8 in the morning

> User: LANDO???????????

> User: BEING HORNY ON MAIN IS

CRAZY

> lando: sorry I was fighting demons

when I wrote that

> oscarpiastri: Pick up your phone.

> User: WOAH

charles_leclerc: looking good son

> maxverstappen1: not good enough to

beat me

> oscarpiastri: @/charles_leclerc 😎

> lando: @/maxverstappen1 🖕

hattiepiastri: imagine having to wear that goofy looking onesie all the time

> oscarpiastri: I’m telling mom

> nicolepiastri: Leave me ALL the way

out of this.

> User: 😭

> lando: hi mama Piastri!😁

> nicolepiastri: Hi Lando!🩷

> User: LANDO MET OSCAR’S MOM

lando

2,297,917 likes second place at home and celebrations afterwards! winning doesn’t feel nearly as sweet as being with you my love🧡

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oscarpiastri: Podium looks good on you

User: we know who it is just hardlaunch already

User: he can’t possibly think he was slick with this one😭

User: Oscar in the comments is NOT helping😭🙏

User: “my love”🫠🫠🫠

User: them winning each other’s home races is making me feel things

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lewishamilton: I did give you a fight

> oscarpiastri: That you did

> lando: guess we know who the best

Brit on the grid is!

> georgerussell63: unless the answer is

me no the fuck we do not.

> lando: sorry I can’t hear you from P5

> olliebearman: ??

> georgerussell63: the adults are talking

> kimi.antonelli: @/georgerussell63

rude !

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mclarenauto: Mega race today, Lando! See you next week!

maxverstappen1: how’d the wall taste

> lando: well I still beat you so it tasted

pretty good I’d say

> maxverstappen1: GO BACK TO BEING

A RED BULL FAN GODDAMMIT

> redbullracing: Concur.

> mclarenauto: Sorry, he’s ours now!

> oscarpiastri: Yeah, he’s ours!

> lando: yours*

> oscarpiastri: 🧡

> User: Oscar only uses four emojis and

they’re all to flirt with Lando

alex_albon: cringe caption what is this a hallmark movie?

> lando: never beating the hater

allegations

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> alex_albon: you’re right it’s cute I’m ngl

I’m just being a hater

oscarpiastri

2,196,497 likes I could get used to winning in your country, sweetheart. ANYWAYS SILVERSTONE DUB WOOHOO😎😎😎

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User: IT’S SO FUCKING OBVIOUS

User: this is JUST BARELY not enough of a confirmation I’m fuming

User: STOP TORMENTING US

User: so what I’m hearing is he’s British

> User: OF COURSE HE’S BRITISH IT’S

LANDO

> User: WE DON’T KNOW THAT YET

lewishamilton: Disrespectful caption

> oscarpiastri: Wasn’t addressed to you,

hope this helps!

> User: CLOCKED

> User: Oscar gets feisty after a win😭

charles_leclerc: if you pull this kind of stunt in Monaco, you’re grounded.

> lando: lighten up dad

> oscarpiastri: Yeah dad jeez

> maxverstappen1: we don’t like being

shown up by our own family!

> oscarpiastri: Skill issue? Just get good

> charles_leclerc: that’s it! hand over

your Xbox!

> oscarpiastri: NO

> pierregasly: someone get me popcorn

hattiepiastri: why isn’t your dumb boyfriend in any of these pictures

> lando: rude??

> hattiepiastri: SO YOU ADMIT IT’S YOU

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> lando: I’m defending Oscar and his

anonymous partner’s honor. that’s not

a crime

> hattiepiastri: not a crime just mega

suspicious

> oscarpiastri: Hattie it’s past your

bedtime little sister

> hattiepiastri: KYS

> nicolepiastri: Hattie…

> hattiepiastri: congrats on the win, dear

brother!

> alex_albon: everyone be quiet my

show is on

lando: another race well run Osc, I’ll get you next time

> oscarpiastri: Can’t keep up?🧡

> lando: oh I can🧡

> User: STOP BEING HORNY ON MAIN

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mclarenauto: Another victory in the bag for OP81! Mega work this weekend!!!

> oscarpiastri: 😎

f1gossip

928,156 likes Lando Norris was seen kissing a tall stranger in Monaco this week— could it be his famed anonymous partner? Someone we haven’t met yet? Maybe even Oscar Piastri? Stay tuned!

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User: I swear to god if that’s not Oscar

User: I NEED them to hardlaunch

User: the height difference is killing me

User: you can’t even tell it’s Lando💀💀

User: through a window is low.

User: feels like a violation of privacy!

mclarenauto: See no evil…

> User: WHAT.

> User: HI ADMIN????

> User: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

> User: McLaren after dark

lando

3,197,487 likes I suppose I’d be an idiot to not post about you on our one year, so here it is: I love you, my weird little nerd, my favorite person, my teammate, my love, my Oscar. you make my world brighter and I couldn’t think of someone better to share podiums with. happy anniversary🧡🧡🧡

982,186 comments

User: OKAY STAY CALM STAY CALM

User: EVERYONE RELAX

User: I SCREECHED OUT LOUD

User: WE FUCKING KNEW IT

User: GOD I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR OTHERS

User: I CAN’T BREATHE

User: THE SONG????

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oscarpiastri: Hello gorgeous🧡 happy anniversary

> lando: hi handsome

> User: SCREAMING

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carlossainz55: congratulations cabron❤️

> lando: I’ll miss you pookie

> oscarpiastri: Wtf

> carlossainz55: oh, you must be the

other girl😒

> oscarpiastri: Excuse you I’m the

original WAG so

> lando: please don’t fight over me💔

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> oscarpiastri: I don’t have to, you’re

already mine

> carlossainz55: 💔😔

maxverstappen1: @/charles_leclerc remember when we hardlaunched and they filled my car with rainbow balloons? hm…

> charles_leclerc: mon amour at least

let them settle in first

> maxverstappen1: they’ve been living

together for over a year they’ll be okay

> lando: are you conspiring against us

> maxverstappen1: congratulations

mate I’m ordering confetti as we speak

> lando: for my next podium right

> lando: right

> lando: @/maxverstappen1 RIGHT?

> oscarpiastri: you’re on vacuum duty

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georgerussell63: fucking FINALLY. if I had to stand in front of any more cameras to block your PDA I was gonna lose my shit

> lando: appreciate the support mate

> georgerussell63: anytime mate

> georgerussell63: I’m still gonna

pummel you this weekend though

> lando: you can try!

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alex_albon: retiring from being a professional hater, you guys are cute asf🙏

> lando: it’s a miracle

> alex_albon: I’m going back to being a

hater

> lando: 💔

kimi.antonelli: 🏳️‍🌈

> lando: 🇬🇧

> kimi.antonelli: 🏳️‍🌈❓

> lando: 🏳️‍🌈🤝🇬🇧

> kimi.antonelli: 🙂‍↕️👍

> olliebearman: ‼️

> oscarpiastri: I feel like I just read the

revival of hieroglyphics

> User: that was unironically the funniest

thing you’ve ever said

> User: LMAOOO

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nicolepiastri: 🩷

> lando: 🧡!

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hattiepiastri: welcome to the family. you still have time to run

> oscarpiastri: Hattie.

> lando: you know what you’re right I’m

having second thoughts

> oscarpiastri: HATTIE??

> lando: @/hattiepiastri about being in

laws with YOU

> hattiepiastri: CLOCKED

> hattiepiastri: I know when to cut my

losses and call it quits🙏

> lando: love you sis

> hattiepiastri: love you bro

> oscarpiastri: I hate everything about

this conversation

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mclarenauto: Congrats! We might need to have another talk about professional workplace relationships, but we’re happy for you both!

> lando: it started professional I swear

> oscarpiastri: I don’t think you’re

helping our case sweetheart

> User: oh my god

oscarpiastri

2,972,276 likes Well, sweetheart, it’s been the most eventful year of my life, that’s for sure. I love traveling the world with you even if you won’t eat fish in any coastal city we go to, which is a lot of them. But I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Happy one year🧡🎉

826,197 comments

User: GETTING CLOCKED ON YOUR ONE YEAR AND HARDLAUNCH IS DIABOLICAL

User: THIS IS REVENGE FOR ALL THE OTHER TIMES

User: WE’VE WAITED ONE THOUSAND YEARS

User: THEY’RE SO🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

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lando: okay so my caption was sweet and cutesey and you make fun of my phobia. rude asf

> oscarpiastri: I considered writing

about bugs instead

> lando: I’m breaking up with you

> oscarpiastri: I could make fun of your

fear of fish in a loving and affectionate

way. Would it help if I called you baby

and reassured you the dead sea

creatures weren’t going to get you?

> lando: yes.

> oscarpiastri: Anything for you baby

> User: they make me SICK

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charles_leclerc: my son all grown up!!

@/lando please report to the Ferrari garage immediately for a mandatory conversation

> lando: conversation?? like a shovel

talk??

> charles_leclerc: 🥰

> lando: OSC HELP

> oscarpiastri: No this is funny

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hattiepiastri: do you know how difficult it was to keep this a secret

> oscarpiastri: Yes actually you called

me to complain about it at least once a

week

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nicolepiastri: proud of you Osc🥰

> oscarpiastri: Thank you mum🧡

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lewishamilton: Now where have I heard this before…

> nicorosberg: stop making people think

we’re divorced

> lewishamilton: Sometimes I can still

hear his voice💔

> nicorosberg: stop

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SERENE SHENANIGANS

❨ summary ❩ twst › waking them up to tell them stories that don’t make sense

tags ✧ fluff, crack, savanaclaw boys, defo not proofread its like 7 am, cursing but nothing out of the ordinary, ooc(?), ruggie calls you a little shit like once (affectionate), jack is whipped for you

amanuensis’ message ⊹ I LITERALLY LOVE DOING THIS??? my friends hate me for it. but anyways hiii im back after like my month hiatus, how are thy sleeplings?😋 mb guys writers block has been really kicking my ass, i was spitting blanks on paper… i’m gonna hopefully post another pastry emporium soon for scarabia so stay tuned for that‼️

⌜ 300+ e/chara ⌟

♫ sunset boulevard - hohyun

twst masterlist

LEONA KINGSCHOLAR

— “leona… pspsps….”

— he hums gruffly when his name was called the first time, only opening his eye thinking you called him a second time when it was really just noise that you would make to get the attention of a house cat. he instantly pins his ears back. how dare you. “hmm?”

— “so i took our snail for a walk and i had accidentally left my feet here to wash the dishes because the grass was blue.”

— huh? you could see him trying to process everything you just said as you explained, his lips parting and eyebrows furrowing. it took everything in you not to laugh. he does one of those blinks, the really delayed ones, one eye opens before the other…

— he’s half asleep too so the confusion is just adding up altogether. if chicken scratch wasn’t a writing term, this is literally it in words. its like the books back at home he picks up to read (derogatory) its, what, 4 am? dont do this to him😭

— you’ve never seen him so expressive💀 this definitely makes his eye and ear twitch at the same time. what type of fucked up fever dream is this?? its usually a blessing seeing you as the first thing he wakes up to, not when you wake him up with some bull strung up in a sentence with your beady eyes staring at him while he sleeps. he loves you, yes, but what does he even say to this…

— “what…”

— your forehead met with his chest as you struggled not to laugh at the uncharacteristic break in leona’s voice. how many cups of coffee did you drink? he asks you to repeat yourself even though it kinda a mind mush decision so you did and by the end of it, he looks absolutely restless.

— “that’s… yes. that’s great, herbivore. can we go to bed now?”

— you note that leona is surprisingly patient when half asleep

┏━━━━━━ ━ ─ ╴⋯ ⟢

JACK HOWL

— deep sleeper. tug his ear. though he practically springs up before your hand makes contact, giving himself whiplash.

— “jack?”

— almost instantly relaxes when he realizes its you, tail wagging subtly☹️ “hi, baby. s’something wrong?”

— “hiii, do you remember a year ahead ago when i had to go to the dentist to get my spine fixed and the cats were barking at the flying dogs because the sky was in the water?”

— bro feels like he just had a stroke💀 he’s blinking rapidly, rubbing nose bridge as you explain. he really wants to understand, he does, but wtf did you just say??? it was the innocent “hi” before you unapologetically bashed his head in with the entire dictionary. its so ridiculous he couldn’t help but laugh.

— “jack, this is serious.” even as you told him that, your voice was not steady at all which made his shoulders shake violently in silent laughter.

— “im listening, i swear. tell me one more time?” yk his ass is not listening. he pulls you into his lap while his thumbs idly rubbed your sides, responding to your stories with “uh-huh” and “yeah?” with a lovesick smile on his face.

— eventually holds your face and starts pressing heart squeezing, fluffy kisses all over your face which truly made you more tired then you were. you honestly start forgetting what and where the story was going.

— jack only pauses his kissing attack to respond when you take a small break but even then he doesn’t pull away fully, he’s just speaking against your skin

— “—and the duck had my arm while i was taking it on a walk because gran tammy was in a flying shopping cart.”

— “oh wow. and then?”

— he’s listening but he’s not, mostly because he’s like two seconds away from dreamland and his brain isn’t registering half the shit you’re saying. he wants to see how many stories you can jumble up.

— “yeah, i think it’s bedtime for us…”

┏━━━━━━ ━ ─ ╴⋯ ⟢

RUGGIE BUCCHI

— omfg he wakes up like a mom. like yk how you would barely touch them and they would gasp like they were just given cpr?? he wakes up like that.

— and you’re just standing there awkwardly 👁️👁️

— takes a quick look around before looking at you. “what happened? is it time to wake up leona already?” you shake your head and ruggie flops back, an arm draped over his eyes. “you scared me… come, lay down with me?” he held his free arm out for you and you did take your place cozied up against his side. to your surprise, you did actually scare the living shit out of him from how fast his heart was racing.

— “ruggie, yk i just found out you’re related to turtles, right? and i had to take uncle bobby to the vet to get a dna test because the fish drowned in air.”

— slow roblox turn towards you but instead its his head as he cranes it down to stare at you. you can practically hear the gears in his head turning and you literally could not look at him or you’d blow your cover.🧍🏾

— “i’m sorry,, what the fuck??”

— he’s genuinely confused, asking you questions about your story while his brain tries to put together the pieces. each question he asks, the more its harder to speak in full sentences other than wheezes

— “what are you laughing at, ya little shit? explain this to me!”

— “i’m trying!”

— and you are😭 its like when you have to explain the family tree really slow bc you cant say, “my father’s girlfriend’s son” without him like ???? and you’re trying to explain it to him slowly, eventually forgetting what you said in the first place…

— “…and the fish drowned in air.”

— “yes.”

— “sweetheart, you still haven’t explained how i’m related to turtles—”

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angelismmm · 2 years ago

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omg can i req x-rated: the queen, blade with 7 and 10(?) its fine if u can only do one of those 👍👍 take as much time as u need to write huhu 🫶🫶

— i deleted my progress on this like 5 times, thne i went to sleep HELP

☆ warnings. nsfw, sex, all that stuff, fluff and smut at the same time, breeding kink (always n forever), bdsm, hickeys, choking

You look so adorable with my hands around your neck. You know we're more than just friends with benefits, you know that. — headcannons on blade being into bdsm ig idk

definitely likes to choke you during sex. the bruise it leaves when he lets go turns him on, like super on. it's not like he wants you to get hurt, but when he sees the bruises or marks he put on you and you can't help but just take it all in makes him feel so good.

probably you both got on the stellaron hunter business together, meeting either as kids and been with each other since or, well, meeting in early adulthood. I doubt that he went to college or what, but he probably just met you at work too. then you both worked it up from there

had an insanely hard amount of time trying to get to know you as a person honestly, and while on a mission, you both just got so tired of competing with each other in silence, why not work together?

basically you guys had hate sex for no reason, that's it, and no one else but you two know about it. the way he breeds your hole should only be to his knowing. and that's how he's done it. but slowly he's started to be more publicly affectionate, and almost barking at anyone that flirted with you.

he just.. wants people to know you are not up for dating of any kind. but it's not like you guys were the one dating.. right?

jealous asf when he sees someone else makes you laugh, and fucks his frutration out on you when you both are in private.

but he knows you don't like it either when he's acting up with someone else, only you should make him feel like that, and letting him work so easily in and out of your hole is a good way to say you're mine!

he loves choking, like seeing you in pain isn't really what he prefers, but when he's the reason to cause that pain, and hearing your little whimpers when they're touched or what? damn!! do you wanna see mini carbon copies of him or what???

likes to see when someone notices the bruises around your neck from last night, because you were just so adorable with his hands around your pretty neck!

you both actually liked each other, but treated each other like just another one night stand, like no ❌❌ dont say that ❌❌ like you bth are in denial till he gotta say somthimg ☹️‼️

during sex, probably after filling up your hole w his warm cum n stuff, he'll finally say; "we are more than just friends with benefits, you know that."

and indeed you do, you both start going officially out together, starting at a little coffee shop. somewhere far and away from everything else.

as he worked so sloppily and messily in and out of your hole, he couldn't help but utter the words "we're more than just friends with benefits, you know that." your eager nods were enough for him to finally finish, feeling all his warming cum shoot up inside you. slowly you felt his cock go soft inside you, looking back to his gaze, "gotta make sure it sticks, babe."

im mentally ill 😘😘😘‼️

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romsabombs · 13 days ago

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OKAY WOW 🧍‍♂️

MALEVOLENT EP 52 THE WAGER NOTES

AHHHH GUYS IM SO SCARED😟😟

ok um i HOPE nightmare sequence!! and i wonder if arthur will sleepwalk again

ok press play

he woke up already ?? or is this part of the dream

hmmmm dont trust this nono :/

its gonna be dream turned nightmare

this HAS to be the dream🥀🥀

are we in this dream TOGETHER ?

antoine LIVES 💜

"he may need water" :((ohh thats nice

m'lord😇

i dont TRUST this antoine is gonna DIE

aw antoine :( :(

"you saved me" oh yeah hes doomed

LIE☹️🧍‍♂️

hes LYINGG 😟

maybe hes protecting antoine ? idontknow

OH he gets to be a detective again :33

OHHHH AHH!! YESSS WE AREEE I WAS RIGHTTTTT YESSSS‼️‼️

💥N I G H T M A R E S E Q U E N C E💥

GUYSSS IM SO EXCITEDDD

drowning MOTIF 💜

oh yeah john hasnt been in one of these nightmares yet

"why am i here?!" YEAH😟

OHHH SHIT? LOOK THROUGH HIS EYES IN REAL LIFE??? THATS SO COOL

this is AWESOME :33333

💖MY FAVORITEEE💖

YEAHHH can we do this againnn :3

ohh fuck this is so cool he can see through arthurs eyes

OH GOD😨

HAHA stabstabstabstab

28 STAB WOUNDS👹

"you can fight it. moreso than ever before" :(

"and now . the abdomen:)"

i ❤️ when arthur gets tortured

he cant what

the stars :( r they faroe

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE CAN SEE🧍‍♂️

omg train... butcher?? um percival? ANYONE?

BUTCHER MENTION we won today

oscars letter :(

"what does it say" probably nothing

WHAT :( thats so MEAN

WAHAHAAT😟😟😟

what do you mean you lost your castle?? no you didnt🧍‍♂️

"everything you touch rots" 🥀

"enough😐" arthurs been through this already

OH ITS THE WOODEN TRAIN😞

did he fall down a hole HAHA

OMGG THIS PLACE i loved this episode but no one ever remembers it

do we hide in the corpse pile again

KILL her ?!🧍‍♂️

"can you still see the stars?" "no, i only see darkness" :(oh

so i guess the stars represent hope?

viscera.. thats the corpse pile i bet

a chest..

the stone is probably the lighter tho right

"for all your cleverness, you are still only human"

YEAHHHH PERSEVERANCE‼️‼️

damn.

ohhh no ! WHAT WHAT WGAT

ANTOINE? ? ?? ? ?? ?

antoine what the FUCK

NOOOO NONO NOOO NONOOO NOOONOOONOO NOO THIS IS BADD

. UM ?

OHHH are you KIDDING 😀😀😀

UR KIDDING NOOOOO

TRICKED FOOLED BAMBOOZLED

NOOOO O WHAT THE FUCKKK MAN

FOULLLLL I CANT BELIEVE THIS

FUCKKK BRO

"you're only human" SHUT UP GIRLL

KAYNEEE kaynee :3 where is heee

YEAHH ITS NOT EVEN HERE this was on so many peoples bingo cards

+1 ARTHUR CACKLE :3333💓💕💗

HAHAA THIS IS AWESOME

a piece of her ? the blackstone

"where is it👺" "WHO KNOWS😁🎊"

we WON ☝️☝️☝️☝️

IS it the blackstone??

small 😨BLACK😨 nail

"should we take it" yeah probably

um unless its like a cursed amulet

how are we only 20 minutes in i feel like i just ran a marathon

UM ? what was that

its GONE ? WE ABSORBED IT???

ohhh GOD 😟 that cant be good

maybe it IS like a cursed amulet

"that may have been a bad idea" "add it to the list🥱"

antoine :(( :( :((( :(

will we ever find out why he's even in the middle ages

oh :( aw honey :( ☹️

hes not gonna make it:(

🙁this is UPSETTING he really has to lose everyone huh

the castle is GONE ??? ok maybe he DID lose his castle☝️

so WHERE is the stone then

nooo his boyfriend is dead

hes speechless:(

ohhh honey ☹️☹️☹️

"he looks Tired" 🥀🥀🥀

DEVASTATING

:(((((( THROWS UP AND FAINTS AND DIES

YEAHHHH YEAH YEAH YEAH THE LIGHTHOUSE MENTION

he finally gets to tell someone hes a time traveler ☹️

yeah coz what the fuck is up with that

antoines like what the fuck are you talking about m'lord

well dont hype him up too much he DID try to steal our boat and leave us there to die

is he LYING or do i just not remember this🧍‍♂️

he's probably talking about someone else right and hes just pretending it's about antoine ???

:( hes gone BROOO what if i smash my skull into a mirror

and we're alone again,,, 😞

he doesn't even get time to stop and grieve

mmMMM maybe let's not MAYBE LETS NOT :/

thats fucked up bro let him rest idk

THANK YOU ARTHUR

hes EARNED it

we're THROWING IT AWAY ?

"i dont want you to relive that either" :(

NEVER beating the gayass allegations with this

TATTOOS ?? god damn it hes a cult member isn't he

what ??? when did this happen HAHA

wait is this the same antoine 🧍‍♂️

WAIT WHAT he did WHAT and now we have to WHAT

YORICK JUMPSCARE🥰🥰🥰

WHY ARE THEY GANGING UP ON HIM HAHA CHILLLL 💀💀

"the blackstone is inside antoine👹" "ahhhh😛"

i mean idk hes already dead :/

"it is too late🤖"

um what . wh

what what what is happening

kayne ?? please kayne baby where are u

YEAHAHHH ITS HIMMM

YESAHSHSHDFCND KAYNENEEE

"you know the only way is through him"

KAYNEE SPEAKKK BABY dont be shy

i missed you so muchh🥰🥰🥰

the wager mentioned

OMGGG WAIT IWAS RIGHT IT DID COME BACK IM NOT CRAZYY ITS A BET DARLING ITS A BET DARLINGG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

its a BET darlinggg 💕💕💕

IT IS FUNNY

a new wager 🙂‍↕️

NOOO WAIT NOOOO NO

teehee he shut her out

✨💅oh lose the getup honey💅✨

:( :( NOOO YORICK :( :( ☹️☹️

ohh this is devastating

"you should shoot ME, really" 😁

what is happening wait

her ass has NOT been helping us👹

the fruit of my loins💀

ur telling me this all happened because of her daddy issues

like a Good. Little. Girl💥💥 hardd

AW :( THEY STAND WITH YORICK

WERE? NOOO NOO ONINONNONNF

WHATAT :(( NOONON ☹️☹️ YORICK

"relaxxx😛 no ones getting out of this one alive💅"

ANTOINE☹️

OHHH NOOOOOO NOOO COME ON

HAHA he CANT do it🥰 pathetic

is he gonna threaten us with faroe again

NO COME ONNNNN RELENTLESS

NOT WHILE HES ALIVE COME ON

JUST‼️ FOR‼️ FUN‼️

I KNEW IT the whole faroe thing again

aw he caved

yeah :( yeah not alive :(

"im nothing if not merciful🌈"

ohh this is horrific 🤕

is he gonna pull out the gardettos againHAHA YEAH HE IS

this implies hes eating out of the SAME bag of gardettos

💔this is NOT his fault💔

"i never should've opened that damned book" YEOWCH😀

"maybe thats a good thing" MANNN

"its just a body now" ohh he's desensitized

THE DAGGER? oh you're KIDDING

hes TAUNTING him but its kinda FUN

"are you planning on saving ANYTHING?! it IS an open casket, after all" 😛😛😛😛

this is CRUEL

"you've almost opened.. IT up" :(🤕

"i feel it" so he's using his left hand

omg blackstone description..

melted wax.. . the lighter..

"its impossibly black" they dipped it in that ultra black paint

throw it to her ???

his ASS is NOT gonna do allat 🫤

arms for oscar,,

NOEL IS ALIVE NOEL IS ALIVE WE WON

hes in the dreamlands ? just past the mount of dead horses

"where's the stick" yeahh...

hes LYING but its not like we have a choice its so CRUEL 🤕🤕

💥DADDY💥 💅HONEY💅

CHOOSE???? umm . . . NEITHER ?

teehee her favorite,,🎶

warped glass,,

OH . 🧍‍♂️

NO his parents ??? did she make them kill themselves. were they her cultists .

NO UR KIDDING

his parents HIS PARENTS

WHAT THE FUCKKK

this is when he found them i think

SHE made them do it 😟

HIS room 😀

OHH NO OH NO WAIT NO NONO

i can't believe his parents DID love him

god .

yeah he's trying to propaganda us

i guess he's doing it because lilith isnt so cruel as to show him this

WAIT WHAT

what is going on 😟 theyre HIM

dont worry about it!💅

arthur you cant make him PINKIE PROMISE this

hes not ? sleeping,,

ohh azatoth is prismo

i thought the hand of malevolence only worked for like four minutes

ohhh we're cooked now

HAHA NOOO NO DONT DO THATT💀

MAD mentioned this was on a bunch of bingo cards too

azatoth is prismo and kayne is the lich

quite the WAGER 💜

this music i fw this so hard

u really think we can make him feel empathy this is so funny 💀

hes not gonna change vro...

you can NOT fix him

a foolish Wager,,

its WEIRDMAGEDDONNNNN‼️!!!

this MUSICC💥💥💥

its giving flowey undertale

can we um set him on fire with the lighter he cant see🤕 im sorta running out of ideas here

WHATT NOOO WHAT BROO

ok now that he's killed his daughter arthur can go full kill mode on him

mmm ya but what is Joy to you :/

yes ok but without pain theres no joy and without suffering u dont appreciate the good times

rip kayne you would've loved the sims

ok this is very power of friendship

"little duckling",,,

so he's a GOD now huh🤕

divorce arc incoming☝️

"its okay" oh ok maybe not

we FORGIVE him ☹️

wow character development

"you are something that i can never truly understand" :( 🤕

this was kind of on MY bingo card that we'd go to the dark world this episode

"the heart you two share" 🥰

wait huh HUH wait huhHUH

WHAAT WAT WHAT WHAGAGG GHUHHHWATTG WHATSGT

"you are a shell of a man arthur, ALWAYS WERE🫶🫶🫶"

"who let his DAUGHTER DIE"

WHATGG THE FUCK😰

DAY OF WRATH

"you shouldn't have survived in the first place"

WOW . okay . all the plot armor GONE

CATCHY TUNE ?? 😦

there is no emoji that expresses my emotions right now HUH H H BDSNFDNXICJNDNEFMMX

OKAY okay . okay HAHA what the FUCK

listen guys i know i said i love when arthur gets tortured but EVEN I didnt enjoy that 🤕 this is the MOST arthur lester has suffered . how do you top this

how will this affect the arthur lester scar charts

yeah and i was right about kayne taking us to the dark world . next season IDK um john perspective? coz what happened to him after this🤕

okay you know what i changed my mind . arthur lester HAS suffered more than david ward

okay hmm so he hates cultists but he never really knew why ? then how is lilith the reason he hates cultists if he didn't even know his parents were devotees . and wasn't he raised catholic .

im just supposed to LIVE MY LIFE after THIS?????? ????????? ??? ???????? ????

#WHAT😟#malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #john doe #john doe malevolent #malevolentpod #arthur lester malevolent #malevolent spoilers #malpod #john malevolent #malevolent 52 #kayne malevolent #kayne #oscar malevolent #charlie dowd

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mrsmiagreer · 8 months ago

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EA SPOILERS

BRACHIUM 🥺🥺🥺🥺

IS HE OKAY?????

Ik he’s so tired :(

“I am a failure” No baby no

“But i know you hear me”

This is literally so sad i’m crumpling

IS HE CRYING

“Please Mother, Please Release Me” BAWLING

IS HE BEING FREED?!

HE WILL NOT FAIL ‼️‼️‼️‼️👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

This is crazy cinematic

SUNSHINE IS SAVED

WHY IS AARONS VOICE SO DEEP😭😭😭

I literally almost didn’t know who he was

Oh Smartass is here too

Awe brother hug moment

YAYYYYYYY SUNSHINE IS SAFE

“I’m so sorry” 🥺

All I can imagine is Elliott and that damn comfort beanie that we all imagine he has on💀

BRACHIUM AND AARON MEET ?!

WHY IS AARONS VOICE SO DEEP OMG😭😭

It’s throwing me off like crazy who tf is that?! ERIN???

BLAKE MENTION BLAKE MENTION

I know what he did is bad but DADDY I LOVE HIM

Is he gonna die ☹️

“you? specifically?” LMAOO WHY DOESNT AARON BELIEVE HIM?!

I’m sorry but his story is so long :\

“Good. Give them back their fucking lives”😭

AARON CALM DOWN

Memory modification 😲

“I just got my brother back”

So he’s gonna change the circumstances of their memories not wipe them completely

Okay aaron and brachium going back and forth like this —

Omg aaron is literally gonna sit here and convince them that their trauma is worth keeping😭

I get it’s the right thing to do morally but like wtf if i wanna forget i will. if i don’t wanna have nightmares and have to go to therapy from being kidnapped and tortured for days then i will

IS THIS A VOTE ?!

Elliott’s voice is so cute and innocent

“PARTNER IS AN OVERSTATEMENT” LMFAO WHAT

YOURE TELLING ME THEYRE NOT EVEN DATING

“You want my body, you want my cooperation, then you let me have this. you let me have them”

I’m obsessed with Blake omg

“We will try this” YES YES YES OMG NEW BLAKE AND BESTIE CONTENT

“Hey!” OMG

IM LITERALLY FREAKING OUT

HE IS SO CUTE AND NERVOUS ABOUT TALKING TO THEM FUCK

He’s like sweating and almost crying omgggg

YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH IM GOING CRAZY

“We agreed to never talk about because you said if we did that you couldn’t have me in your life if that was something we talked about”

OMG HIM BEING A SEER

THIS LORE IS CRAZY

SO THEY DO KNOW HE’S A SEER

his stuttering 🥹🫶🏽

“I have to say this and i need you to listen to me when i say it…okay?”

“NO‼️” OMG IT SCARED THE FUCK OUTTA ME

He’s yelling at me guys i’m scared he’s yelling

THAT NIGHT OMG

MORE LORE THE LORE DUMP IS CRAZY

His aggression is halfway turning me on and halfway scaring me

Omg i’m about to start crying

i feel his pain so much

“I never stopped loving you” UGHH BLAKE

“You’re gonna die !”

OMG IM SCARED

He sounds on the verge of a psychotic break. Not even the verge. Just the psychotic break

“I know how crazy this sounds, I know how crazy I look”

Babes….its bad. Real bad

“Don’t speak THROUGH me” OMG THIS IS TERRIFYING

OMG WOW THIS IS INSANE THEYRE JUST SHOWING ALL OF HIS PAST TO THEM LIKE A DAMN TV SERIES

this is crazy

“That’s why I did everything”

Blake i’m so in love with you

If they kill Bestie anyway i’m literally gonna cry

The silence in between his sentences are so deafening

OMG THEYRE KISSING YES YES YES YES YES

WHAT DID THEY JUST SAY?!

“you can keep this deluded pet”

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME LMAOOO

OMG YESSSS BLAKE GETS TO KEEP BESTIE

IM LITERALLY SHAKING‼️‼️‼️‼️

The fuck Aaron just grew up like another 10 years?!

“You tell him baby” ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

If i was smartass at this table id literally say “ewwwwww they’re kissing !”

WAIT WAS ALL OF THAT TO SHOW THAT BRACHIUM WENT THROUGH WITH THE MODIFICATIONS?!?!?!

SCORPIUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

OMG THEY DONT REMEMBER ANY OF IT

“I’m coming too” YUHHH DEMONS TEAM UP

You guys. You don’t understand how happy i am right now. All of my begs and pleads have been answered to. I just wanted to know more about Blake and Bestie and I got an amazing amount of Lore. I’m literally gonna start crying

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted headcanons #redacted ea spoilers #redacted early access #mia makes a statement #mia’s reactions😲

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everythingtruly · 5 months ago

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imagine a world like that - BILLIE EILISH

reader x billie fanfic

warnings??‼️: none. just all fluff

i've been working all day and all i wanna do is get home and sleep next to my girlfriend billie. i had to pick up my co-workers shift bc she had some family issues going on. i ended up getting off of work at 9pm. i usually end work at 4 but today was REALLY busy. the time strikes 9:00 and im out that mf. i get into my car and drive to me & my girlfriends shared house. i finally get home and unlock the door. i hear footsteps coming down the stairs.

"hey sweetheart" i hear billie say

"hi baby" i said tiredly but nicely

"u look tired y/n. let's get u to bed mama"

she picks me up by my waist while my hands are around her neck. she carries me up the stairs into our room. she picks out pajamas for me and i go put them on. i brush my teeth and when i get out of the bathroom i see her laying down on the bed comfortably. she opens her arms out telling me to lay down on her. my body lays down on hers and i bury my head in the crook of her neck with her arms around my waist.

"goodnight baby i love you" she says kissing my head

"goodnight i love you too" i say giving her a light yet sweet kiss on the lips.

we sit in comfortable silence until my eyes finally shut and let go.

a/n: idk if i like this but im still working on my writing so not to much 😭😭. i'm so so sorry i haven't been active recently. school is so tiring ☹️. anyways ily - ari 💓💓💓💓💓💓

#Spotify

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minorlyatfault · 10 days ago

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OH MY GOD—ANGEL—JESUS—CHRIST—DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I’VE BEEN SCREAMING INTO THE VOID TRYING TO FIND YOU???!!!

I—I forgot your username. I FORGOT. Me, with the memory of an elephant and the emotional stability of a fruit fly. I sat there like some deranged librarian of broken URLs, whispering to the ceiling, “C’mon… it started with an S? A T? No—a vibe?”

IM PREMIUMBITCH SWJDEJ. Tumblr, that cursed carousel of chaos, deleted my account. I logged in one day, just minding my business, and BAM—nothing. A barren wasteland where my entire shifting soul once lived. No explanation. No warning. Just a silent little “your blog has been flagged” like some dystopian slap in the face.

IT’S ME. LEO.YOUR LITTLE SHIFTIE I SWEAR. I swear on every one of my shifting attempts. To prove it: YOU told me you used my “childish things to script” for your schoolwork and your teacher loved it. THAT WAS ME. YOU SAID THAT. I REMEMBER.

I wanted to make a new shifting account—I tried—but it felt like trying to resurrect a ghost with IKEA instructions and half a soul. I couldn’t do it. I poured every drop of me into that first one, and rebuilding it felt like emotional tax fraud. So... I made a fanfic account. For my little fictional weirdos. (what'dya think ahahshshs i posted a few today before i found u) also bc its super motivating when trying to shift ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️💢💢💢💢 thinking of them like ughgghgghghgh

P.S. Im using “Dove” as my new name because it’s so cute but underneath the feathers IT’S STILL ME. LEO. LEO WHO CAN’T SPELL “REMEMBER” WITHOUT PANICKING. DONT BE FOOLED IM STILL LEOOOOOOONORA I JUST HAVE A BAJILLION ONLINE NAMES. HOW DO YOU WANT ME TO PROVE IT??? DNA test? Soul scan? I was supposed to make you that shifting guide, remember? Remember meeee????? REMEMBER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE— I’M NOT AN IMPOSTER I SWEAR ON MY CRUMBLING SANITY. ALSO WHEN U TAGGED ME IN THAT THING I SENT U A DM SAYING I PROB GOT IT WRONG ?!! WOULD THE FAKE ME KNOW THAT????

i love u so bad take me back. I’m on my knees. Prada dress soaked in tears. Sofia Coppola lighting. Utterly pathetic. I’m sobbing. Mascara running. Elle Woods after Warner dumped her but with more delusion.

LEONORA OMG😭 DID YOU KNOW HOW DEVASTATED I WAS WHEN SOMEONE TOLD ME YOUR ACCOUNT DEACTIVATED????? JAW DROPPING. I THOUGHT YOU'D COME BACK BUT NO. & how dare you forget my username. i thought we had something, dove 😔/j.

MY SHIFTIE I MISSED YOU SO SO SO MUCH EVEN MY FRIENDS ARE TIRED OF ME BECAUSE I KEPT SAYING "she's gone" LITERALLY. one of them is in this app. & FUCK TUMBLR DAMMIT. BRING BACK MY DOVE'S SHIFTING BLOG

LMFAO YOU DON'T NEED TO GIVE ME EVIDENCE 😭😭 ONE OF MY MOOTS(who was also your moot & im pretty sure they're also your moot now) REBLOGGED YOUR FICS A LOT. I READ THE MICHAEL TOWNSEND ONE OMF YOU STARTED READING THE NATURALS☹️☹️ I REMEMBER YOU TOLD ME YOU WANTED TO READ YHE BOOK HOLY COW IM SO HAPPY HELLO

BUUTTT. STUPID TUMBLR REFRESHED MY FEED. MY. FEED. WHILE I WAS READING YOUR MICHAEL TOWNSEND FIC. I HAVEN'T FINISHED IT. IM GONNA FINISH IT AFTER I POST MY S.REID SMAU I SWEAR!!

p.s idk if i can still call you leo in my tags & make "dove" your separate tags. SO I WANNA ANANA ASK PERMISSION💕💞💕💞💞‼️‼️

p.p.s I BELIEVE YOU, DOVE I DO, I DO, I DO, I DO‼️ I AS WELL HAVE A LOT OF ONLINE NAMES. (i'm using my real name here tho) I REMEMBER. I REMEMBER YOU. I REMEMBER YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

no need for those. a kiss might prove it though 😋/j

NO A FAKE WOULD NEEEVVVEEEERRRR KNOW THAAATTT🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

i love & miss you so much, of course i'll take you back, dove💘

now, stand up, your dress is too precious & so are you tears💔💔(I CAN'T TYPE PROPERLY BECAUSE IM IN A VEHICLE)

&&& I'LL BE LOOKING FORWARD FOR MOREOEKE OF YOUR FICS

#⌕ ʬʬ viridiana ᡣ𐭩 #vi 𖹭 leo .ᐟ #ೀ dove ‹𝟹 #𐙚𓏲⋆ ִֶָ vi's neighbors #: : chats while drinking ✦

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brandogenius · 1 year ago

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hear me out…grumpy!masc!reader is a total gym rat and jo begs to come with her one time

‼️RPF‼️

BLURB - josette x grumpy! masc! reader - gym rat

- jo literally gets all whiny and almost throws a tantrum when reader doesn’t allow jo to come with them to the gym. not even to work out to literally stare at their ass all day

- “i promise i’ll do some stuff” “yeah like stare at my abs all day? no.”

- jo sitting there like ☹️☹️☹️ reader going back into their bedroom to get something but comes back to jo gone. ok?? weird they walk out to find josette in the car, seat belt tightened sitting in the passenger seat like 😁😁😁

- “dude i said you’re not coming” “ok but i can come for the ride?” “get the fuck out of my car”

- jo ends up coming to the gym. reader was too tired to keep up these antics they just gave up and let jo come with them.

- “i’ll be productive trust me. we can work out together”

- masc reader rolling their eyes but nodding nonetheless. hand on jo’s thigh. self proclaimed passenger princess atp

- “don’t disturb the people here” “pfft you know i won’t” (that’s a lie)

- jo nearly got them kicked out last time because they got too excited over masc reader lifting weights they started to respectfully hype them up and was complained for loud noise

#pom writes #josette maskin x masc grumpy reader #josette maskin blurb #josette maskin au #josette maskin one shot #josette maskin fanfic #jo maskin x reader #josette maskin x reader #muna one shot #muna au #muna blurb #muna fluff #muna x reader #muna angst #muna fanfic

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spocks-husband · 1 year ago

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OKAY SO after forcing myself to finish Voyager I am finally watching Picard so I'm gonna liveblog my reactions to episode one for the Enjoyment Of The People. Spoiler warning obv lol

-the cinematography is so yass

-oh my god it's my husba DATA?????

-WHAT

-HELLO???

-or is that B4...?

-I have to rewatch the TNG movies :/

-When did Jean-Luc start drinking his tea with milk????

-i love my husband Jean-Luc so much hes so hot even at 83 <<3

-uhhhh what's. Oh my god. Oh it was a dream. Oh I'm gonna kill myself.

-THE DOGS NAME IS NUMBER ONE ☹️

-AWWW HE'S BACK IN FRANCE :(

-who are these new people

-i'm uncomfortable

-WHAT the fuck is up with the replicators

-OH DAMN LMAOOO THEY BOUTTA DIE

-omg I'm from Seattle too she's just like me fr fr

-me when I'm murdering bitches

-of course the Black boy dies immediately ‼️ yasss ‼️‼️

-Intro was kinda meh ngl :/

-why is there SO much piano going on

-my beautiful old man boyfriend...

-JEAN LUC SPEAKING FRENCH IS GONNA MAKE ME CUM.

-sorry ☹️

-omg ....... Who is this sexy romulan man......

-DECAF??????

-he looks so tired someone please let this man go home 😭😭 my poor baby Patrick :(

-literally who are these people

-I always forget about that the Romulan supernova happened outside STO 💀

-Why is she bullying my bf. Kill yourself.

-GOD HE'S SUCH A GOOD ACTOR I'M SCREAMINGGGG

-I need to perform this monologue

-literally who is this girl 😭

-can you leave my husband alone please

-the writing just took a random turn downward

-PLEASEEEE I'M SO IN LOVE WITH HIM

-stop looking at him like that 🤨🤨

-dahj has Mary Sue energy I'm sorry 😭

-STOP TOUCHING HIM I'M GOING FERAL

-i also hallucinate Data being in my backyard

-Its probably just because we have better camera quality now then we did in the nineties but Brent's contacts are making me so uncomfortable 😭

-why does he say stasis like that 💀

-THE PICARD DAY BANNER :(

-DAUGHTER??????

-didnt we already do this in that one TNG episode

-OHH wait is she an android

-i want Jean-Luc so bad no one understands

-WAIT OH MY GOD I JUST GOT IT

-I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT'S HAPPENING

-HOLY SHIT

-Why are they making this sad old man run so much he's in his 80s 😭😭

-WAIT DID SHE JUST DIE LMAOOO NO FUCKIN WAYYY

-Number One is my favorite character other than my boyfriend, he's so perfect

-"I haven't been living, I've been waiting to die" OKAY SO YOU CAN WRITE WELL YOU JUST CHOSE NOT TO FOR THE PAST LIKE TWENTY MINUTES LMAOO

-omg hi B4!!

-i miss data ☹️

-DR MADDOX???? UGHHHH

-PAIRS??? THERE'S TWO OF THEM????

-that transition was bomb asf

-HOT ROMULAN GUY HOT ROMULAN GUY why is he British OH MY GOD THERE'S THE OTHER ONE

-damn straight to the traumadump

-this dialogue is kinda stilted tbh

-erm is that a Borg cube 🤨🤨

Overall rating 6/10

#star trek #axel rambles sometimes #liveblogging #pic #picard #tng

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blueberrybanee · 1 year ago

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CHRISTMAS!!!!!! 🎄🎁🎉

Hi y'all I know I'm late as hell (I was trying to make a Christmas drawing to go with the theme of this post but it was taking too long to finish and I'm really tired) but I still wanted to get a Christmas post in to celebrate!!! I hope everyone had a good day, even if you don't celebrate Christmas <33

Now... I don't have a drawing ready like I wanted, but I do have a decent haul, so I'm here to show the world my favorites of the things I got ‼️🗣

I got all of these from my buddy @linminty !!! We exchanged gifts for the first time and it was so !!! much fun !!! I absolutely love the entire package (Yes, Ethan, I know it's been hours since I opened that box up and I'm STILL hyped over all the stuff you sent me) and I'm very happy you like my gift, too 😁🫶💙 (I can't even pick a favorite out of all of these because they're all so cute I WILL CRY!!!) {Also somebody please help, I need to pick a name for the cute lil alien 🥺}

Lastly, I got these from my mum!!! I love them all, but omg, the K-2SO one almost made me cry when I opened the gift I swear (I love him so much he is very dear to me ESPECIALLY AFTER I LOST MY BLACK SERIES K-2SO ☹️☹️☹️ IDK WHERE HE WENT!!!) {Also the Mando & Grogu set is so cute LOOK AT THEMMM}

To end things off, as a treat, here's my dog Zuka wearing her new Christmas tie :))) {I had to make her look up for the picture so she wouldn't eat the tie cuz she really wanted to LMFAO}

Alright, that's it for now! I'm really tired, but I might post a late Christmas drawing for tomorrow as a follow-up! Happy Holidays everyone, I hope the rest of the month goes well for all of you!!! <33

{ Tagging the homies 💪💙 @linminty @ghastly-poltergeist @twixedworlds @white-knight7255 @virtualexpertanchor }

#star wars #star wars shitpost #star wars christmas #cad bane #boba fett #k 2so #k-2so star wars #the mandalorian #din djarin #grogu #grogu djarin #tbb echo #christmas #christmas presents #merry christmas #happy holidays #I'm so tired I wanna go to bed #But I also have work to do UGHHH #The way I write my posts is so weird I'm sorry idk why I do this jwbfkehelwk

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HEYHEY ALPHA SIGMA ‼️‼️ HRUYYEUHEH?? IM DOING VERY SKIBIDI (it’s Halloween tmrw and I’m SO PUMPED 😈😈) DAILY CHECKK IN TIMEEEEE!! IM SO GLAD TO BE DOING THESE AGAINNNN YAYYAYAY

NOOOO I HOPE UR TUMBLR IS WORKING FINE NOWWW DONT WORRY ABT THE OTHER ASKK U CAN IGNORE IT IF U DO FIND IT LOL 😭😭

STARTING UNI IS A GOOD IDEAAAA 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ IT COULD OPEN UP NEW JOB OPPORTUNITIES AND GIVE U MORE EXPERIENCE BUT MAKE SURE TO NOT STRESS ABT IT TOO MUCH‼️ AND WORKKKK HEBRBDHE IT CAN BE SO DRAININGGGG ☹️☹️ I HOPE U GET THE PROPER REST YOU DESERVE POOPIEEE 💔💔

MEETING UP WITH A LONG DISTANCE FRIEND?? FUNNNNNN🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ IM SO HAPPY UR EXCITEDDDD TELL ME HOW IT GOES‼️🙏

OH YESSSS I NEVER FINISHED DEMON SLAYER SO ITS BEEN ON MY LIST TOOOO BUT IM PLANNING ON WATCHING AOT SOMETIME 🤗🤗

I GOT MY IPHONE UPDATED TO IOS18 AND ITS SO FUN 😭😭 I CAN FINALLY USE THOSE TIKTOK EMOJIS (OR RANDOM EMOJIS I MADE) TO MY FRIENDS (it reminds me of discord SM LOL)

YESYES PICTURES 😈😈😈 be ready for some freaky ones… heh… 😛😈‼️

SJAP WEEKEND AND SJAP HALLOWEEN???? HELLO??? IM SHAKING RNN OMGGG 👀👀

NOTHING REALLY INTERESTING IS HAPPENING IM JUST ATTENDING SCHOOL AND STUFF SOOO 😭😢 BUT THATS KINDA GOOD TOO SINCE ITS NOT THAT CHAOTIC.. I JUST HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO FINISH SINCE I TOOK SO MANY DAYS OFF 😭😭

MAXINE MINX OMGGG THAGS SO CUTE‼️🙏 I LOVE MIA GOTH SHES SUCH A GOOD ACTER I HAVENT WATCHED MAXXXINE YET BUT ITS DEF ON MY WATCH LIST🙏🙏 IVE BEEN BINGING HORROR MOVIES THIS MONTH AND I WANNA WATCH A FEW MORE BEFORE OCTOBER IS OVERRR

HEBEBDBEBBEBRB I WAS WATCHING A HORROR MOVIE AND THEN MY ALARM SYSTEM WENT OFF… I THOUGHT THE ALARM SOUND WAS COMING FROM THE MOVIE AT FIRST BUT THEN FREAKED OUT WHEN I REALIZED IT WAS MINE INSTEAD 😭😭 BUT IT WAS JUST CUS A COYOTE TRIED TO GET IN SO IM FINE 🙏🙏

OKOK AOTD ANSWERR 😈😈 IM BEING SIMON FROM ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS (matching with my friends hehehehe 😛) IKK ITS REALLY BASIC BUT LIKE WE DIDNT RLLY KNOW WHAT TO DO SINCE IT WAS LAST MIN 😭😭

QOTD… WHAT ARE/WERE UR HALLOWEEN PLANS??? (Milking out the Halloween questions rn since it’s still October here 😓😓）

NRNRBRBEJDNBE HAVE A SKIBIDI DAY IYAAA ILYSM MAKE SURE TO GET PROPER REST 🫶🫶

Us btw 😈

- 🐺/kiko

MIKOO!!! <33

do u prefer me calling u miko or kiko… lmk <3

CHECK IN YAY!! ME TOO <33 I LOVE ANSWERING THESE (seemingly late, but i’m gonna get back in routine now that things are back to normal!!🗣️)

IM VERY GOOD!! i just cleaned my entire room and made my bed (fresh sheets AMEN 🙏) and i’m gonna have a shower after this🙂‍↕️ i’m so tired because i woke up at 7am to a missing cat😭 he was like missing for an hour and he didn’t have his collar on (because he takes it off???? like he’s very silly) and i was having a full panic attack/meltdown and went through the forest at the back of my house in my pyjamas because i was actually hysteric😭 i found him though!! (he was not in the forest…) but yeah that was an adventure…😓😓😓

THANK YOU ANGEL!! <33 i’m just trying to enjoy my free time whilst it lasts and trying to write as much as i can because i know with the course im taking next year + work it’s gonna be so full on😭 but we ball!!🔥🔥🔥

yes i’m meeting with her jan next year.. less than 80 days… im so keen like im gonna scream!!!🙁🙁 PLS me and u both… we shall watch it together.. spiritually 🤞🤞 OMG I NEEED IOS 18 i have yet to update it bc i have like no storage 😒😒 i say this as tiktok takes 35gb of my storage… oops!! BUT OMG WTF THAT LOOKS SO COOL OK DELETING SOME OF MY TIKTOK DRAFTS TO GET THE UPDATE😈😈💪💪

EEE I HOPE YOU LIKED THE NEW CHAPTERS + HALLOWEEN SPECIAL YOU MUST TELL ME ABOUT IT AND UR FAVES <333 🔥🔥🐺🐺🙂‍↕️ ahh that’s okay!! don’t go too hard with the school catchup! you’ll get it done eventually, prioritise yourself first though <3

YESSSS!! i must show u photos soon i actually loved how they turned out LMFAO and YOU MUST WATCH IT!!! it’s a little mature.. but if you like thrillers and horrors then i’m sure you’ll like it🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🤞WHAT THE EFF??? a coyote… we don’t get those here so i’m #thankful🙏🔥 but that would be so alarming and scary PLS i would’ve pissed myself😭 ESP WATCHING A HORROR MOVIE LIKE HELLO???

YESSSAA🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ no i love all costumes esp group ones idc chipmunks eat EVERY TIME!!🗣️🗣️

AOTD‼️ i just went trick or treating with my neice and cat.. i was supposed to go to a party but didn’t end up going bc something major happened😍 but trick or treating was lowkey fun!!💪💪 WBY🫵

QOTD‼️ (i’m gonna start doing these too LMFAO) now that halloweens over… what is at the top of your wish list for christmas!! <3

ILY MIKO!! TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF <333 AND HAVE A SKIBIDI SIGMA DAY!!

#៵ 🐇 ࣪ ִֶָ ⋆ 𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓮𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓲𝓵 #🐺 daily check in #miko 🐺

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stall1iion · 10 months ago

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champions love - two

Y/n was tired. Sitting in a meeting room all morning was not how she preferred to spend her summer but she had decided to sign the contract, but that didn’t mean she knew she would be sitting in a room listening to people go over rules and legality technicalities, whatever you wanted to call them.

If she wanted a law lesson she would have sat in on a class, but nonetheless she was a big girl and so she put on her big girl pants and sucked it up. Even if she’d preferred to be in her big girl pajamas, on her couch, binge watching whatever show she was pushing off with a coffee or tea in hand.

The real issue? She had to sit through these meetings alone, she had to read through the contract, agree to it, and then sit through enough presentations and sign enough things for her hand to have a blister. Alone. Because Max Verstappen was too busy to come himself, something about training they couldn’t push off. So his manager and lawyers were there, Max having already signed everything with his conditions written down apparently.

Now him not being there wasn’t a huge reason for her to be mad, no scratch that, she wasn’t mad, she was just annoyed and tired. This was not what she signed up for but Michael said it would be rude if she put her head down and took a nap in the middle of a presentation. She almost leaped with joy when they announced they were done and everything they could think of was signed and discussed, until she was handed a paper by his manager, Raymond, before she could bolt.

“This is Max’s number, figured with him not being here, messaging him to discuss press things would be nice before the media catches on” He said and even though she was annoyed and ready to go home, this guy was an old guy, basically her grandfather’s age and so she couldn’t snap or be mean and so she smiled

“Thanks, i’ll do that once I get home” she said with a nod as she took the paper and put it in her purse as she smiled at him before waving and walking towards Michael, her smile and overall face dropping as they walked to the car.

“You did good, Y/N” Michael said as he opened the door for her and she slid in, placing her purse in the middle seat and putting her seatbelt on as she glanced at Michael getting in as well. The driver started the car once they heard the click of his seatbelt.

“Did they have to drag it on that much? I feel like I just sat in a criminal law class” she said as she rubbed her forehead before leaning against the door

“They were just cautious..there’s a lot to this, a rather iceberg topic that could ruin both your career and his if found out” he said and she sighed

“I know, I just feel all of that could have been put on a little packet saying the “dos and don’ts” and it would have been easier to understand and faster. I thought we would have just read the contract, make me sign the necessary things and then we leave, not a whole lecture” she said before she looked out the window, “plus Max was able to skip out of everything by just signing the contract”

“Yes well, it was Raymond and his team who drew up the contract, I’m sure they explained everything to Max prior” Michael said before they pulled into her driveway, “And please don’t forget to text Max, we would like for the two of you to have pictures to post before we leak the photos to the press”

“Alright..yeah, I’ll text him” *she said as she looked at him before she got out of the car and walked up to her front door before closing it behind her as she watched the car drive off.

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y/nofficial just a little break from the ice, will be back to our regular programming soon <3

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username1 UM HELLO?? WHO IS THAT MAN IN THE SECOND PHOTO??

username7 UH JUMPSCARE WARNING NEXT TIME PLEASE??

username4 🚨‼️MAN ALERT ‼️🚨 MAN ALERT‼️🚨

username12 ..is mother..in her soft launch era?? 😭😭

bsf1 um…rue…when was this? 😦☹️

⤷bsf2 WHAT ABOUT US?? WHAT ABOUT EVERYTHING WEVE BEEN THROUGH 😭✊

⤷bsf1 WHAT ABOUT TRUST?? 😭😭

⤷y/nofficial you know I never meant to hurt you ☹️😔 (high school musical marathon?)

⤷bsf1 duh 🙄

⤷bsf2 call us cheater

username2 I waited three and half years…white man did it one week

⤷username9 I SAID I WAITED THREE AND HALF YEARS

⤷username6 white man did it in one week ☹️😔

username5 if you look closely in the first picture you can see me hanging from a branch after viewing the second photo

⤷y/nofficial why would you wanna ruin my first picture? ☹️

⤷username5 OMG YOUR SO RIGHT QUEEN! 🫡 I WOULD NEVER

username8 okay yall we get the man jumpscare but I fear everyone is glossing over the fact that MAX VERSTAPPEN is in the likes 😦😦

⤷username11 THANK YOU BECAUSE I WAS LIKE “max verstappen? Ariana what are you doing here??”

⤷username22 and if I said the white guy is max then what…? 😶

⤷username11 friend….😐

⤷username8 now you know damn well our queen would never fall for Sid from ice age 🤨😒

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max_verstappen1 a little beach time yes?

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username1 um sir?? if that’s you on the left…then who’s on the right??

⤷username2 right? Because if two plus two is four, and humans have two legs…then what the fuck is this?

lando_norris you can read??

⤷max_verstappen1 yes I read 😒can you win a race?

⤷lando_norris HAHA YES I CAN, 5/5/24 BITCH

charles_leclerc wearing sunscreen?

⤷max_verstappen1 wouldn’t want to cosplay a lobster next race 🫡

⤷username7 and yet you two still won’t follow each other??

⤷charles_leclerc no

⤷max_verstappen1 would rather die tbh

username3 okay yes we’re all shocked but Y/N HIDING IN THE LIKES?? YOUR NOT SLICK YOUNG LADY

⤷username6 THATS QUEEN Y/N TO YOU!

y/nofficial is the water warm?

⤷username4 now girl….

⤷username8 Ms.y/n… STAND UP 😭😭

⤷username9 look at her…knowing damn well she don’t give a fuck about the water besides being thirsty 😒

⤷username11 she saw the comment saying she was hiding and said “hiding where?” 🤣

⤷username15 and instead made a damn fool of herself and us 😭sick

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Insider source reveals current formula one world champion, Max Verstappen, and current olympic champion figure skater, Y/N L/N, have been spotted together on numerous dates the past two weeks. The relationship has yet to be confirmed but we here believe that the pictures are more than enough confirmation.

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username22 I FUCKING KNEW IT!!

username3 what does that dutch man know about our ice queen?

⤷ username2 right???

username5 STOP IT RIGHT NOW! WE LOST A BADDIE TO SID FROM ICE AGE?? 😭

⤷ username7 SID?? IM FUCKING CRYING WHY IS THAT ACCURATE?

username1 NOOO HE’S NOT SINGLE ANYMORE??

⤷ username4 GIRL…STAND UP

username9 is it just me or is anyone else kind of weirded out? like..he just broke up with Kelly a month ago

⤷ username31 yeah i thought about that too but again you know how these men move, it could be just a fling 🤷

⤷ username9 yeah you right, i guess we’ll see

username14 stop 🛑 who is she?

⤷username89 That’s Y/N L/N she’s a two time olympic champion for figure skating

⤷username70 did you not read the caption?

⤷username14 nope, saw the photos and went right to the comments but cool, she’s american, logan won’t have to be lonely anymore as our token american

username44 ma’am???

username12 i knew we were cooked when she flirted under his comment section 😔

username77 guys false alarm, that’s actually me- haha

⤷username45 I’m coming to you as a woman….

username66 it’s the fact that it’s basically the whole grid in the likes 😭

→ y/n did in fact forget to text Max once she got inside, Michael had to remind her two days later

→ the day she posted, y/n and her best friends remained on call for 5 hrs with y/n just straight up violating Max (quotes in text messages) and then watching high school musical (1-3)

→ y/n did come up with her “flirty” comment but spent about five minutes gagging before she pressed post

→ yes you are buttercup in the group chat (I know it’s sugar, spice, and everything nice and then compound x but yeah um bsf2 is unhinged and so compound x is them) (your spice)

Author’s note!

→ Heyyy, random drop at 2 in the morning but that’s what happens when your work shift ends at 11pm :) Hope you enjoy chapter two! I started it and then took a break for like a day before suddenly getting an idea for how I wanted this chapter to go! I have no idea how Chapter Three will look like but expect it sometime this weekend possibly! Also no beta read, we die like bitches here (this chapter was 10 pages long)

Taglist: @boiohboii @ale-522 @ietss @theseerbetweenus @jaxx-7 @sainzluvrr @the-untamed-soul @ashy-kit @hc-dutch @nichmeddar @delululeclerc

༉‧₊˚ CHAMPIONS LOVE ༉‧₊˚

⤷ Following the messy breakup between Max Verstappen and Kelly Piquet, Max’s manager comes up with a solution to divert the attention – a fake relationship. His new girlfriend? Two time olympic gold medalist figure skater, y/n for the USA team. Easy? Well…

#f1 smau #max verstappen imagine #max verstappen smau #max verstappen x reader #champions love ♡#f1 fanfic #f1 social media au #f1 x reader #first time writing #formula one x black reader

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romsabombs · 11 months ago

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GUYS the new malevolent is insane so i just thought i'd drop my notes in here✍️ ENJOY it's a lot

freaky ahh cavern

😦😦😦

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

the man is bathed in darkness👹 john thats racist

mf literally been crucified this is so arthurs religious trauma

that is not what bones sound like i think

shes so me awful posture

me at 4am in the kitchen looking for a snack

WAIT oh yuck :/

HAHA THEY'RE IN HIS NOSTRILS

PRINCE MENTIONED

car accident thats so season 1

this is kind of like a hat in time maybe

omgg a witch :3

arthur survives the wildest shit but i think a mcdonalds sprite would kill him

AAAHHH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!😨😨 YUCK YUCK EW EW RAAAHHH

WHAAAAAT

cant we only do allat to corpses

omg spit it out john

YEAAHHHH HES DEAD

🤭🤭🤭YIPPEE I KNEW IT

omggg thats so janey :33

hes bein puppeted by the maggots thats crazy

STOP TELLING HIM TO KILL THINGS HAHA

omgg kaynes dagger <33

how can this mf be helpful

this is so tmp a bit

rotten flesh mentioned minecraft ref

HAHA WHAAT THATS SO GROSS

the maggots be like i have your fucking eyes👹👹👹👹

OMG WHAT THE HELL zombie arc

claustrophobia again

imagine harlan recording this

omg that's so sexy 🔥🔥 decapitated his ass

HAHA WE'RE ONLY 11 MINUTES IN??

LMAO john stop saying things

YES JOHN it WOULD have been helpful to know this guy didnt have any eyes

"this isnt new york anymore" thank god amiright

his head between our legs🤨

its so funny how he calls it a pinky. didnt someone on tumblr say john wouldnt know finger names

im surprised arthur still has a shirt

the flesh feels stiff😟

this guy is still alive😦 or. dead. i guess

arthur is like weirdly normal about this guy being a zombie. i know hes seen shit (no he hasnt) but come on

faroes song ☹️

YEAHH PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTHH💪

oh what😐 the prince🙄

what did he sayy

oh gross come on guys😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 at this point just put it in your own mouth

"id like to think this is the most insane thing we've ever done" 💀

teehee they dont wanna seperate :3

YEAH! AND FAROE

"everyone we've ever loved" weak. also john doesnt care about anyone but you

"we cant afford to not use every resource anymore" HAHA this is so funny because didnt you throw away everything youve ever owned last episode

yippee welcome back vanguard :3

nothing😟 WAIT YIPPEE :3

WELCOME BACK VANGUARD‼️☝️

omg names mentioned

wait. yorick? llorick? thats the thing arthur said

its not lorick that was the guy from the dreamlands

WOAH WAIT WOAH HUH

hey what the fuck did that mean😀

omg what. rumpelstiltskin

HAHA hes so loser

OMG wait they said stanzyck right

ofcourse anna is dead bruh we were never gonna meet her

arthur and john both being "kings"😟

this tooth is so silly🥰

everyones walking over arthur today💀

they're so miscommunication <3

hey😀 hey whats that sound

DONT SAY IT ugh the prince

"ahh yes :3"

OH😨😨😨😨 A WHAT

SHUT UP🗣️👹 HAHA THATS SO SILLY

this guy is so kayne. and a bit autistic

wait r we just carrying around this skull

bro arthur sounds so tired

ooo this would go hard as a cosplay

i cant believe he has a belt

EUGH YUCK😦

ooo the black stone perchance?

ok i guess not

omg god forbid a girl has hobbies🙄

"im not saying its not risky. what im saying is, it might be worth the risk" that line goes hard

arthur agreeing to this is like a dad saying "okay fine we'll go to mcdonalds🙄"

no reward without risk✊💥

"we're in the lion's den already" "it is a hag's womb👹" HEHEHE

HAHA SILLIES HEHEHEEHE🤭🥰

oooohh johnn 😶‍🌫️

OH 😦 ohhh 😀 u have his memories

clever girl

"thanks yorick😐" "you too my king🤗" "shut up🙄👹"

yorick is so me absolutely no sense of social cues

ofcourse we'd encounter a witch here it was so obvious

"try to keep straight" pff

did john say im serving

hey yeah maybe dont go towards the light😀

LMAO LOOK AROUND? foul

when is the jumpscare happening

i have no idea what he's saying

"too much to make out" MAKE OUT?🤭

LMAO he doesnt know

pregnant meat☹️⁉️

hey i thought asking the vanguard questions would have a price🤨😀

imagine if he just crushed that zombies skull like its a good thing we just decapitated him

hes literally describing my room

you're my eyes☹️

they're acting as if the lighter would give us much light

omgg shes a little interior decorator

tapestry lore!!💪

five minutes left whats gonna happen

wuh ohhh somethings gonna happen

THE STAIRS ARE GONE!!!😬

ur literally in her home leave her alone

his ass is panicking

this is so part 18 the madness

we're trapped :( :(

"ingenious decision king🤓" "SHUT UP👹"

SPRINT!!!!!! 🏃🏃🏃🏃

OH???? 😦😦😦😦 WHAT

IMPALED???M???MNFJREJSJ HUHH

omggg he got marcy'd

i saw fanart of this but i lowkey couldnt tell if it was a spoiler or not💀

hot take but if he got bitten by that zombie he could prolly survive this

HUHHH bro this is like part 27 the roots. he was less dramatic about it this time tho

bro yorick finally shut up💀

sooo where did he get impaled. like if in the heart hes cooked😬

#raaahhhhh #i had SO many thoughts #unreal #malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #john doe #john doe malevolent #yorick #yorick malevolent #malevolent part 42

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