#WAS DEAD ON MY FEET YESTERDAY
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bizlybebo · 2 months ago
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More lazy demonkicks doodles <- what I say
FRVGAGEVFHSHWHEVDVSUQBWV <- what I mean
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godmerlin · 2 days ago
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gorespawn · 5 months ago
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also while we're here i would like to share the two iterations of tumblr user gorespawn that have existed since i abandoned this blog back in like early 2021. Who wants me
#i grew my hair out so i could twirl my hair while giggling about bald men#and also t.o.p of bigbang#and short men i see at the grocery store who honestly make me feel light-headed with raw and unbridled Want#but that's just a joke. i am. Lesbian#''no ur not'' I AM#anyway i used to be so ripped and hunky but now i am frail and sickly#what getting a job can do to a mf#thankfully i quit my job last week YIPPIIIEEEEEEE so now i will work towards becoming an absolute hunk again#wish me luck#ALSO#if anyone is obsessed with me and remembers all my lore i used to be transgender and i still am like lowkey on the down low#but in a new exciting way#anyway i used to be a gay man and then a stone butch dyke (as seen above) but now im practicing being a girl#it is very difficult but it is also fun. ive never been a girl before so it's a lot#anyway i bought two super cool sexy dresses yesterday for the first time ever in my life#sexy dresses meaning up to my neck and down to my feet and past my elbows. kind of like a wardrobe straight out of the handmaid's tale#from (to quote my friend) ''*The* old lady store'' thanks man. well i think theyre pretty and its v exciting bc ive never been a girl befor#anyway#who wants me#i still use the name emil online btw and i honestly always will i think it's just so me and also i do still answer to he/him dw#in a man way not in a he/him lesbian way#''he's LGBTQA+'' what. all at once?#yes.#i have mastered them all i have collected all the genders and all the sexualities and ive never been ''wrong''#it just keeps switching. which is fine. well im a girl now. in a detransitioning man way. who is insanely attracted to men#but you will have to tear this lesbian label out of my cold dead hands#''you can't call urself lesbian if u have sex w men'' well first of all fuck you and second of all i am celibate so you dont need to worry#''what the hell are you talking about'' nothing. now look how hot i am#im just joking around i hope that's fine w y'all
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sugarsnappeases · 2 months ago
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just getting home from my second twelve hour shift in a row…. when i wake up tomoz we’re gonna be soooooooo back guys i pinky promise
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aletterinthenameofsanity · 6 months ago
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"Doomsday" by Lizzy McAlpine is Monty's song. Argue with the wall
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horsemage · 2 months ago
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I met someone from my high school at this tiny ass application-based physics conference?? also the nz soccer team is staying in the same hotel as me???
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localbabygirl · 3 months ago
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Death of Ellenai by Jacek Malcewski (1845-1929)
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derelictdumbass · 6 months ago
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sitting staring at my computer screen after working all day(all week) and wishing to go sit on the grass but it's almost midnight and I'm cold
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companion-showdown · 1 year ago
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vanished for a few days, final between the TARDIS and Iris Wildthyme will probably go up the day after tomorrow, or possibly the day after that, haven't forgotten about it just busy
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sainz · 1 year ago
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anyway look where i was
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eggobuggo · 2 years ago
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Got the Queen flawlessly…. On my second victory.
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phoxxes · 21 days ago
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hate work i wanna play video games
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scarlettfevor · 2 months ago
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We haven't had hot water for a few days so maintenance needed to come and fix our water heater but now our water is just super fucking hot. Like when I wash dishes I use my kitchen gloves because before the hot water went out I could never feel how hot the water was with my gloves on, but now not only can I feel it, but it feels like this boiling hot TAP water is going to melt my fucking gloves (and leave me with 1st-degree burns)
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interlagostrack · 7 months ago
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yeah, not a chance i'll stay up until 4am for this
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wet-skunk · 7 months ago
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directyourfate · 7 months ago
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bought a degradation trip vol. 1 & 2 vinyl yesterday whilst wearing my AIC shirt and the employee checking me out jokingly goes, "buying a jerry cantrell record while wearing an alice in chains shirt, that makes sense."
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