#WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[hoshinasblade]

i would like to apologize in advance because this sounds so rushed lol i just want to take a break from the angst. if u have any nsfw prompts, please send me an ask, i would like to write some more. THIS IS NSFW, MINORS PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT.

sex is good.

but sex with hoshina soshiro is better.

it is saturday - on second thought, it may be sunday already, you can't really tell because it might well be past midnight. the entire day was spent replenishing the contents of your fridge - a grocery date has been the routine since you started dating soshiro. the dinner was a hearty meal that you enjoyed just as much as making it with your boyfriend - soshiro is meticulous and thorough in his cooking, and sometimes you even hesitate to offer help in fear that you only be a liability in the kitchen but tonight he trusted you with cutting some onions and peeling the potatoes.

the plan was to watch a movie you chose, cuddle and fall asleep in each other's arms. but your first mistake was that you did not research what the flick is about - it was the first thing to appear when you googled "what to watch with significant other" - so you were surprised that it was not even at the twenty-minute mark, and there is already a steamy scene.

"why's the guy eating her face?" soshiro wrinkled his nose before hurling criticism at the movie's leading man. he was licking the woman's chin now, and you cringed a little.

"don't be mean, soshiro. you kiss exactly like that," you responded but only to tease. more than anyone, you know that the truth is the opposite, but you are not about to tell him that. hoshina soshiro is already cocky as it is, you do not want to pile "excellent kisser" into the list of his achievements. unfortunately for you, one of the man's fatal flaws is his predictability, and so you waited for the dramatic reaction to come.

soshiro stole the remote control from your hands. you were comfortably leaning on him while watching, but now he turned to face you. "kiss me then", he dared, the challenge sounding more like a command. the room was dark, save for the light from the television. "come on, don't i get to defend myself? where's justice in that?" he narrowed his eyes at you, a taunting smirk forming on his lips. you're not surprised - an experienced high-ranking officer plays to his strengths, and hoshina soshiro does so well in provoking you to action.

as if on cue, the woman in the film moaned, but you and soshiro weren't even looking. he is focused on you this time, waiting for you to bite his dare. you were trying your best to steel your expression, but amusement was apparent in your eyes when you caught soshiro staring at your lips.

the flesh is weak indeed.

you felt soshiro grin into the kiss, happy with his victory - you initiated first contact, your lips touching his gently, your breath mingling with his. "can we turn that shit off please?" soshiro suggested, his left hand connecting with your cheek, his palm spanning up to your jaw, his thumb at the corner of your lips. you parted your mouth and licked the finger while making eye contact with him. "fuck it", soshiro cursed before grabbing you by the shoulders and pulling you into him.

it was not hard to bring you under him, and this is hardly your first time being intimate with the vice-captain of the anti-kaiju defense force's third division. it is embarrassing to already be this breathless when soshiro has barely done anything to you. his weight partially on you, he is impossibly close as his lips find the soft spot near your throat. you closed your eyes tightly, feeling soshiro drag his kisses lower and lower until he had to lift the collar of the blouse you were wearing so he could reach the skin the fabric was covering.

soshiro groaned when he discovered you were not wearing a bra underneath. he took off your clothes in one smooth motion and you did not resist. he nibbled at your collarbone, his breath fanning against your already heated skin. the temperature rise is apparent, and you feel burning up. "do you still think i kiss like that?" soshiro asked you, but the question almost did not register with you. your laugh turned into a sharp gasp as he trailed kisses down the valley of your chest, his deft fingers now working on the sensitive buds of your breasts.

"oh my fucking god", you swore. you are sure soshiro could hear your heartbeat now, and your pants got heavier as he held both of your wrists down the mattress over your head, limiting your movements.

"stay still for me," he requested, continuing his descent down your body. "baby."

soshiro had always preferred calling you by your name but he is also very generous with the pet names when he wants to get something from you. so far, his trick has never failed him.

"s-skip", your voice was husky from the tension. "skip that, i want you now." it's not that you are bored by foreplay, it's just that you are too wet now and if your boyfriend spends one more minute tracing patterns on your skin, you're afraid you would throw a fit.

impatience looks good on you, he was tempted to say. soshiro finally relented and released your arms from his grip. he kneeled in front of you, parting your legs. enough to make you squirm, soshiro seemed to be enjoying this game - he has a particular habit of taking his time with you, but as he takes off your pants and underwear, you realized he is just being torturously slow right now. a rough groan escaped you when you felt him bite you lightly; you clamped a hand over your mouth in reflex.

"you drive me crazy", soshiro said as he snatched your hand away, putting it at your sides. he gives you one final searing kiss before entering you. the world melted away.

your brain could not keep up with soshiro's actions anymore. one second you are looking up at him, and the next he had flipped your positions, your body hovering his now. your thighs on both sides of his torso, you relied on his hands on your hips, guiding you through the motions. up and down, up and down, you did not want it to end, and when you paused to catch your breath, soshiro had taken it upon himself to fuck up into you. "i'm close," you warned him when he picked up the pace.

that didn't take long, he thought. this is not your first rodeo -pun intended - so he knows you are more likely to cum faster when you are on top of him. ever the gentleman, he held your waist, lifting you a little, pushing inside you at a speed and angle that felt so good your body seized.

"soshiro, f-" he didn't cease moving, his mouth latching on yours, silencing your loud moans. tremors consumed you, a hot flush crawling from your belly outwards until your toes were curling with pleasure.

chasing his own orgasm now, soshiro did not have the self-control to stop the way his hips were moving, one of his hands left your hip to settle on your tits. you arched your back at the sensation. "say you want me to come inside you", he told you.

"i need you to come inside me." soshiro did not need to ask twice. scared that your knees would give out, you leaned into him and stared at his eyes.

desire overwhelmed soshiro and you watched him combust.

"you okay?" soshiro was the one to break the silence, your body slumped over his, unmoving. "did i hurt you?" the two of you are still trying to recover, and it warms you to know that even in this situation, his first thought is to find out if you are well. eyes still shut, you did not respond.

soshiro smacked you in the ass.

"you literally just fucked my brains out." and you're literally still inside me. you aimed to sound more forceful, but exhausted from your earlier activities, it came out weak. your head on his chest, you heard the rumble of his chuckle.

"oh god", he replied. "i gotta let you choose the movie next time too", he said, his hand on your hair.

you sighed quietly, sleep threatening to claim you. in the background, you can still hear the faint dialogue of the movie you and your boyfriend were supposed to watch.

[batnbreakfast]

[flythesail]

"I know your handwriting. That bottle shattered at the vigil, just like the barometer shattered in my apartment. Both times I felt something, and I know you felt it too. And both times we were close enough to..."

"Ace, we can't."

"Tell me why not."

"Because we're cursed."

[kattt-5865]

why does Spotify have to play my love all mine right after i begin to weep at the realisation that peter probably stayed the longest at Harry's funeral.

he stayed there the longest.

:(

[wherefore-whinnies]

I commissioned @r26yz to draw my babies playing video games and oh my god did they deliver?????? I am actually expired. perished. gone. LOOK AT THEM they are so so so bad at game and yet so happy about it 😭😭😭 rasie's commissions are closed rn but 11/10 recommend I just gave them a simple photo and idea to work off of and boy did they RUN with it <333

[falsetochild]

HE CAME HOME AHDGDGSGSGS I COULD CRY RN

[drmslastmorning]

my head is SO heavy I want to DIE

[termagax]

i really liked the nimona movie

[gulliesforever]

wait i just realized that if in Pictionary jake says that freddy got fingered is amir’s favorite movie because its the only one hes ever seen… but later on Amir makes a fuck ton of movie references that jake always seems to get… does that mean jake introduced him to movies in general :((( by watching them together :((((((

[friedfisha]

Had to pay for car parts 😑 I will not look at my bank account it does not exist

[prince-stardom]

waaaaaaaaahhhhhh

[urmingirl]

'Wholly or Whole me'

[roubee]

Boo hoo boo hoo waaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[threehealers]

[orchidvioletindigo]

I have to resist doing fun things (play videoed game, dye hair, bake cookie) that I want to do because of chronic pain and I am being so disciplined about it

[venmondiese]

THIS WAS SO??? GOOD?????

I AM SO FLUSTTERED ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY

for those 18+ prompts and any pairing you want 😳

“This is wrong.” “So wrong.” While continuing to pull at each others clothes, mind fogged with nothing but lust and arousal.

Phrases that make me want to drop to my knees

Okay so. I almost did Jaime and Elayna for this but opted for Tyland and Elayna because. This just popped into my head. I may come back to do the first one hehehe

Tyland Lannister x OFC, modern AU

NSFT (semi-public sex, hints of nipple play, praise kink, PiV, dirty talk, mentions of fingering and blowjobs)

“This is wrong.” “So wrong.” While continuing to pull at each others clothes, mind fogged with nothing but lust and arousal.  

They shouldn't be doing this. 

They really shouldn't be doing this. 

Elayna can come up with a thousand excuses as to why Tyland is currently pinning her up against one of the cabañas. She can come up with a multitude of absolutely dumb reasons as to why she and Tyland are making out like horny teens in the shadows of one of the buildings. She isn't even sure it's one of their cabañas. Too many people are probably lingering around the main ones where family, the bridal party, and the groomsmen are staying.

It doesn't matter. They shouldn't be doing this. This is supposed to be about Jason and Johanna getting remarried, about Jason cleaning up his act enough to deserve Johanna again. 

Someone finding Jason's brother and one of Johanna’s bridesmaids behind one of the cabañas would certainly ruin that. 

Elayna sighs as Tyland kisses the side of her neck. She wants to be good. Not because she particularly cares about ruining Jason's wedding but because she doesn't want to get Tyland in trouble. 

“This is wrong.” She manages in between unsteady breaths.

“So wrong.” Tyland agrees. He doesn't do anything to stop. Instead, he places one hand on her hip and kisses her. 

She can't argue, not with the way his lips move against hers.

Elayna almost whines into Tyland’s mouth when he brings his hand up from her hip to her breast. He cups her tit through the fabric. The dresses Johanna chose were backless with a halter. Because of this, Elayna isn't wearing a bra. The soft satin drags across her skin. Tyland brushes the pad of his thumb against her nipple. Elayna keens. Tyland smiles into the kiss.

Elayna manages to find herself. She wants to tug at his suit jacket but instead untucks his shirt. They don't have the luxury of stripping fully here. She snakes her hand under his button up. Tyland squeezes her breast lightly. Elayna moans. 

Tyland pulls away first. Even in the low light, she can tell his lips are kiss bruised.

“So sensitive.” 

His voice stays low. Tyland almost sounds as if he's praising her. Fuck, he knows what he's doing to her. Praise always goes straight to her head and sends her pulse thundering through her veins. He exploits the fact regularly. Elayna vividly remembers him rewarding her for dealing with his family by fingering after, all the while praising her. It still makes her feel hot all over, thinking about how wet she got as he whispered how beautiful she was, how clever she was, how perfect she was. 

She repaid the favor by deepthroating him for the first time. She clenches her thighs. The noises he made play on loop in her head. 

“It's seeing you in this suit.” Elayna murmurs. She tugs at the lapels for emphasis. “You look so fucking hot.”

Tyland gets a comical look on his face. She's never seen him look like a deer in the headlights. He actually blushes. Elayna grins in the low light. 

“You're hot, you know that?” Elayna pulls her hand out from under his shirt. She begins meticulously unbuttoning it. “Hottest man I've ever seen. The cleverest too.”

“Elayna...”

“What?” She bats her eyelashes at him. “I'm just being honest. You're so clever and smart. Most intelligent man I've ever met. Most intelligent person I've ever met.”

Tyland looks at her. She can see an inner war going on within him. He takes a deep breath. 

She doesn't want that. She wants to see his composure slip.

“Wanted you to fuck me over your desk the first time I walked into your office.”

The switch flips. Within seconds, Tyland flips Elayna so her front is pressed against the wall. Elayna bites down hard on her lower lip to keep from moaning. Him doing that is so unexpected. It makes her head spin in a delightful way. 

He gathers the fabric of her dress in one hand and pulls it up to her hips. Elayna doesn't miss the low groan when he sees her legs. The heels she picked make her legs and ass look fantastic. He palms her leg before moving to her ass.

“You're beautiful.” He murmurs. The softness returns. Tyland presses a kiss to her shoulder. 

“You're handsome. So fucking handsome.” She pushes back against him, not subtly grinding on him. She feels his hand flex against her ass, as if he wanted to spank for her impudence. He must be as desperate as she is, though. Elayna hears the tell tale sound of a zipper being undone. He deftly pushes the barely there fabric of her thong to the side.

They moan in unison when he slides into her. Elayna scrambles for purchase. Tyland let's out a choked noise when he bottoms out. 

“You're so big.” Elayna manages. Tyland’s fingers dig into her hips. He's still fighting to control himself. Elayna looks over her shoulder at him. She needs the thread to snap. “Fuck, you're so hot in that suit. You drive me crazy.”

She's rewarded with a harsher thrust. She grins. She knows what she must look like to him, hair a mess and triumph in her eyes.

“You gonna fuck me? Let everyone know you bagged the hottest girl here? That you get to go home with me? I want you to. I want everyone to know I get to go home with you, that I chose to go home with you. Not them. You.”

The thread snaps. All worries of getting caught evaporate the minute he drives into her. Tyland leans forward and kisses her, more teeth than anything else. Elayna's eyes roll into the back of her head. This is what she wants, what she needs. This is what only Tyland can give her.

She can face the consequences later.