#Vongola facebook

[signorinavongola]

Name/Alias: Lena/Lexy

Age group: 30

Pronouns: She/Her

Favorite color: Royal Blue

Favorite food: roast sirloin in sour cream sauce with dumplings 

Tattoos/piercings: none

Current song stuck in your head: Autumn Kings – Untouchable; Miley Cyrus – Jaded

Pets: Two cats (I am cat lady, cat mama, cat lover and I love every cat I meet. ♥)

Favorite book: Antoine de Saint-Exupéry – The Little Prince

Dream job: Owner of a cat shelter

Tea or coffee: Black Tea

Hobbies: be a cat mama, roleplay, reading, retro fashion, cleaning and home organizing

How long have you been roleplaying: It depends on what you call roleplaying. Started 22 years ago. I started roleplaying orally through stories with others, later when I had a phone through texting, and finally, it was social networks. First ICQ, then Facebook, some roleplay sites, and at the end Twitter. On Tumblr, I have had an account for around 1 year.

Who is your most active muse: Tsunayoshi de‘ Vongola

Significance behind your URL: I wanted to name my URL Lady Vongola, which is also on Twitter, but it was taken here on Tumblr. So I named it Signorina Vongola, which means Miss Vongola. Signorina means miss in Italian, unmarried woman.

Stolen from: @musessinabag 

Tagging: Anyone who wants to share information about themselves

[famiglia-lealta]

How would Squalo and Xanxus react to Neri being hurt?

It depends a lot on the context.

Squalo is a character built around the notion of pride. Vulnerability is absolutely out of the question. In a general setting, he'd probably yell at people to knock it off and get back to work. Depending on the severity of 'hurt', he might tease Neri about being too soft. If it were life threatening or something extremely awful, the response would be savage. But if possible, he'd try not to let Neri see how he'd react.

Xanxus is far more complex. More often than not, he'll be the reason Neri is hurt in the first place - if he's the reason, or has control of the situation, he won't care. It'll be his form of entertainment - some people scroll Facebook, he traumatises the medic. However! There is also the idea of loyalty - loyalty to Vongola, Varia as one. Neri is something of an adopted pet to Varia now - and should the winds be blowing in the right direction, someone hurting what he's taken an ownership over requires consequence. After all, nobody challenges his leadership and lives.

[foreverfamilyforevervongola]

Vongola Facebook: Hacked Edition

Rating: K+ Summary: To pass time while travelling on public transit, Gokudera checks his Facebook and discovers a hacker is ruthlessly invading the accounts of his family. The number of possible culprits? Pretty much everyone on his Friends list.

Eyes closed and headphones inserted firmly in his ears, Gokudera laid his head against the bus window. Though the vehicle jerked roughly, he didn’t care enough to lift his head from his resting place. The music blaring from his phone was enough to distract him until he reached the restaurant where he was supposed to be meeting Haru.

Or at least, that’s what he expected. As the bus paused at a set of stoplights his music abruptly stopped in the middle of the chorus. Frowning, he reluctantly sat up straight and tried to check his phone, only to find that it had died.

“Damn,” he grumbled. He had been sure it had a decent charge when he left. Now what was he supposed to do for the next hour? Make small talk with the people around him?

Yeah, right.

Snorting softly, he ripped the headphones out and stuffed them in his pocket along with his phone. Not wanting to sit in silence for an hour, he reached for his laptop bag and removed his computer. He balanced the slim red device in his lap and powered it up. When everything had loaded, he inserted a special WiFi stick that Giannini had created and clicked on the Internet icon on his desktop.

Facebook. The great time waster.

The News Feed page loaded, but he didn’t start scrolling immediately. He clicked on the status bar and started typing. When he finished, he clicked the Post button.

Hayato Gokudera Woman, why did you have to pick a restaurant that’s a good hour away from home? I’m stuck on a bus with weird people and it’s all your fault—Haru Miura.

It wasn’t long before the girl responded. A notification popped up thirty seconds after he published his post, giving him little time to creep through the status updates of his family.

Haru Miura I’m out shopping and I thought we should eat somewhere that’s between the both of us.

Hayato Gokudera Are you telling me that you also have to travel over an hour?

Haru Miura …no…

Hayato Gokudera Then it’s not meeting halfway. So since I have a longer travel time, you can’t get on me if I happen to be late.

Haru Miura I won’t! Geez. And by the way, it’s rude to call the other people on the bus with you weird. You should have just taken your car.

Hayato Gokudera: In rush hour downtown traffic? I don’t think so.

He scrolled down and started exploring his News Feed. He hadn’t been on for a few days and now seemed like the perfect time to catch up. There was a particular status that made him pause and he read through it and the following conversation thoroughly.

Lambo Bovino Failed my math test yesterday and I don’t care! Whatcha gonna do about it?

Hitman Reborn Oh, I can think of a few things…

Bianchi Gokudera Getting cocky now, aren’t we?

Lambo Bovino NO I DIDN’T WRITE THAT I SWEAR!

Futa de la Stella No, I didn’t think so. You’re not that impulsive.

Hitman Reborn Idiot cow, bring all schoolwork down for immediate inspection.

Lambo Bovino Hai!

Gokudera arched an eyebrow in bewilderment. The status had been posted less than a day ago, and taking brief glances at the statuses posted above the Lightning Guardian’s, they seemed to follow a similar thread.

Interesting. Can’t believe this flew past my radar. Though I do remember ahoshi bellyaching about something yesterday.

Lambo Bovino All right, who got into my account? Confess or I’ll sic I Pin on you.

I Pin Whoa, don’t drag me into this.

Bluebell Azaria Well, if you’re trying to compile a list of all the people who might mess with you, you’re going to need a three-hundred-page notebook in order to fit them all in.

Nosaru Tsukino Nah, more like a five-hundred-page notebook.

Lambo Bovino I’m putting you two at the top of said list.

Bluebell Azaria What about I-Pin?

Lambo Bovino I know for sure it wasn’t her. If she wanted to mess with me, she’s got other ways of going about it.

I Pin True that!

Gokudera smirked. Bluebell and Nosaru had a point—there were far too many people who would enjoy messing with Lambo by hacking his Facebook page. In fact, he was a bit disappointed he hadn’t thought of it first.

Commoner Belphegor Once upon a time, there was a prince who fell from grace with his family. As such, he was forced to flee his kingdom out of shame, and is now living amongst the normal people with an air of grudging acceptance.

Levi Akagi He’s finally snapped. I knew his mind wouldn’t hold under all that psychotic energy.

Fran Hamasaki I am glad you have finally come to terms with your pitiful existence. That’s the first step in self-healing.

Commoner Belphegor I’ll kill you. You better run, because after I figure out how to fix my effing name, you’re so dead.

Fran Hamasaki It wasn’t me.

Illusionist Mammon I can vouch for that. Considering the timestamp of the status, it wasn’t Fran. The brat was training with me.

Commoner Belphegor Fine. Froggy, I’m coming after you to vent my frustrations. Whoever hacked my account, I’ll kill you.

Gokudera let out a bark of laughter so loud it startled the people sitting in front of him. Whoever this hacker is, he or she sure has guts, he thought. He looked at the post above Belphegor’s, and he had to smack a hand over his mouth to keep from laughing out loud again.

Ken Joshima is now in a relationship with Chikusa Kakimoto

Ken Joshima EXCUSE ME BUT NO NOT IN THIS LIFETIME.

Mukuro Rokudo Now, Ken, you don’t have to hide it anymore. We all know the truth.

Chikusa Kakimoto Please stop.

Ken Joshima NO GET OFF MY PAGE KAKIPI YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE.

Chikusa Kakimoto No, I think you are. Turn off the Caps Lock.

Ken Joshima I’LL KILL WHOEVER DID THIS.

“This is gold,” said Gokudera with a snicker, flicking his eyes to the next post.

Mukuro Rokudo There’s a My Little Pony marathon on right now. Do not bother me for the next five hours.

Kyoya Hibari Somehow that doesn’t surprise me.

Ken Joshima HA!

Mukuro Rokudo Okay, first of all, shut up Kyoya. Second of all, shut up Ken. Third of all, this Facebook hacker better watch their back.

Shamal Morihiro People of Facebook, I have an announcement to make. I am now going to be celibate. Thank you and goodbye.

Burying his face in his hands, Gokudera laughed silently, so hard that his shoulders shook. To anyone that might look over, it would appear that he was crying. Imagining his woman-crazed mentor becoming celibate was the most hysterical and ludicrous thing he had ever heard of.

When he finally managed to compose himself, he scrolled through the comments.

Tsunayoshi Sawada The day that happens is the day Reborn doesn’t shoot me.

Hitman Reborn Which of course is never.

Bianchi Gokudera I thought it was too good to be true.

Shamal Morihiro So the hacker was amusing before. Now? Now I want to send my Trident mosquitoes after him.

Tsunayoshi Sawada It could be a girl.

Shamal Morihiro Well obviously if it’s a girl I’ll forgive her wholeheartedly and with a kiss.

Unable to keep from throwing his two cents in, Gokudera added a comment, and it was about a minute later when Shamal responded.

Hayato Gokudera I don’t know who this Facebook hacker is, but this is my favourite work of theirs by far.

Shamal Morihiro Shut up, Hayato.  

Smirking, Gokudera scrolled towards the top of his News Feed.

Tsunayoshi Sawada All right, time to see if we can flush this hacker out.

Hitman Reborn So you don’t sleep with a stuffed bear and suck your thumb?

Tsunayoshi Sawada No, Reborn. Just as Takeshi isn’t quitting baseball and Ryohei isn’t moving to Las Vegas to take up professional boxing.

Spanner Thornton Before the accusations start flying, I am saying right now that it’s not me.

Shoichi Irie Ditto.

Giannini Ganzo It was not me either, Juudaime!

Scientist Verde I have better things to do than play silly games with you idiotic creatures.

Tsunayoshi Sawada I believe that. If you wanted to prank us, it would be by a much more inventive means.

Prince Belphegor It’s the Frog. I know it.

Fran Hamasaki For the last time, it wasn’t me.

Lambo Bovino If we’re casting votes, I vote for Nosaru as the culprit.

Nosaru Tsukino It was probably you. You made it look like you were the first target to throw everyone off the trail.

I Pin He’s not that smart.

As the stream of comments continued, speculating on who the hacker was, the bus finally rolled up to his stop. Gokudera quickly stood up and grabbed his bag with one hand, holding his laptop securely with the other. He made his way down the aisle, stepped off the bus and onto the sidewalk. He squinted against the sunlight, finding Haru waiting for him outside the restaurant.

The brunette’s expression brightened when she spotted him. “Hey, Hayato! How was the bus ride?”

Gokudera grinned. “Very entertaining, actually.”

[goldenskarm]

New sluts ✌���

[severely-glorious-ruins]

It was at that point everyone knew they f*ucked up 😄😄😄😄😄

Facebook Chaos Chapter 1, part 1 ^^

[ritsu618]

Katekyo Hitman Reborn! x El planeta del tesoro

Bueno, decidí participar en la week que realizo el grupo de Facebook de Vongola Posting! y bueno finalmente es el quinto día.

¡El quinto objetivo que tanto espere!

So, les presento el dibujo que realice para este día.

¡Aun sigo practicando para dibujar dedos, por favor disculpen mis horribles dedos y rostro que le dibuje!

[masterdisastre]

Oh God I began.

Oh God I'm so scared and excited.

It's gonna be all about Skull deMort and his painful past.

Oh my Vongola I'm so excited!

(art has been found in a Facebook group, if anyone should know the artist please tell me so I can credit them) (also worship them cause it's fucking amazing)

[random-fandom-scenarios]

How much do you think the vongola and varia boys get on their social media and what platform do they use?

that’s more than ten characters so imma only pick a couple of them.

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Tsuna probably has  facebook that his mom pressured him into making with her so they could keep up with the rest of their family.  Ignores all the friend requests his dad sent. Also Snapchat.

Gokudera probably has a twitter and gets into fights with people on it.  Also a reddit.  Might have been confinced to get a snapchat but hardly uses it.

Yamamoto has all of them.  He didn't do much with them other than keep up with his baseball team until highschool.  Then he got really popular and is friends with the whole school.

Hibari took forever to get a smart phone so he probably does not have any, but Ryohei snuck his phone and created a Snapchat since the whole gang had one and Hibari doesn't know how to delete apps so he just accepts it.

Xanxus probably doesn't have any.  He isn't a fan of social media and gets pissed when he sees anyone near him on it instead of paying attention to him.

Squalo probably has a Snapchat too, mainly because Bel has one and he needs to keep an eye on that teenager.  Ad he secretly keeps up with Yamamoto.  

Overall, I don’t think any of them are on it that much, they just don’t have the time.

[deyvidson4rt]

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[nijojomo]

Shoichi has a spotify account, he has a 'Concentrate & meditate' playlist and it's just rock&roll and guitar solo riffs.

Lambo is subcribed to a montly candy crate. He has been for the last 6 years.

All Tomaso family has a tumblr account, they're popular and edgy.

Byakuran has an instagram account and he's straight up has a cult. ( They call it an 'influencer but we know better. )

Tsunayoshi is blocked by Xanxus on all social medias. Xanxus account is actually ran by Levi. Xanxus doesnt actually have any....

Mammon has a patron and ko-fi and he does make money off of it.

The funeral wreaths all have insta and they're all ridiculously popular and they all blocked Shoichi

Shoichi actually doesnt use insta , made one to follow Bya and never posted on it.

Spanner runs a discord server for the Vongola , both he and Shoichi made fun lil bots for it.

Kyoko and Haru are heavy twitter and Instagram users.

Tsunayoshi's followers for anything never reach a 100 mark. When he officially became the decimo it went from 2M over night.

Tsunayoshi is boo boo the fool and it turns out his location is on for all of it. So there has been an influx of attempted assassination. Reborn knew the reason but never helped.

The disciplinary committy runs the official twitter & facebook page for Namimori High.

I’m failing to rest but am also thinking about KHR so random things about that:

• them all being on Twitter, Instagram and etc because of course they are. Reborn makes some off hand comment about their being a Mafia version of all these things on the “Deep Web”, it sounds fake but Tsuna also knows the Mafia is fricken weird so he just inwardly doubts it. He knows saying it aloud would just end with Reborn creating the site or some shit. Squalo never gave a shit about social media until Lussuria told him he’d have an easier time reaching Yamamoto there and now Squalo just comments: “VOOOOI WHY ARENT YOU PRACTICING WITH YOUR SWORD?!” All the time. Squalo is that guy who comments on retweets without untagging whoever he retweeted from. He got muted real fast by everyone except Yamamoto…and Luss, but that’s because he feels partially responsible for him now.

•Gokudera deciding M.M must be an UMA bc despite loving money she still fell for a poor ass fuck boy scrub, the only logical reason is that M.M stands for “money monster” who needs money to live but is only attracted to actual monsters. He told this theory to Yamamoto, Tsuna and Ryohei who ofc doubted him, and now he’s left wondering how to prove his theory. He doesn’t have the time to just tail her, sigh. (Adding to clarify: Gokudera totally would call Mukuro a fuck boy scrub which is why I wrote that. Actually I like to think he’d just say “fuck boy” but Tsuna feels it’d lead to a hostile work environment so he’ll sometimes say “scrub” which is a bit better. Also Mukuro is all those things.)

• Ok but imagine Fran saying to Mukuro or whichever Varia member he’s with “let’s dab on these fools” just before a battle. If he doesn’t get attacked fast enough he actually dabs.

• Reborn is doing his part to save the bees because they’re his spring agents.

• GOKUDERA DEFINITELY RPS IN HIS DOWN TIME AND HE’S REAL SECRETIVE ABOUT. Possibly DnD. Anyway despite this he’s slip nerdy shit out that his jock companions are clueless about while Tsuna is just like hey now that sounds familiar but he also doesn’t want to admit it. Yes Gokudera has alt accounts that not even his beloved Juudaime knows about.

I’ll come back to this later my head is getting fuzzy

[reborn-imagines-redux]

Hello hello! First of all, love the blog. We all (or at least I) appreciate what you do. ♥ Keep up the good work. Secondly, could I pretty please get some headcanons of what the Vongola (+ Chrome) would do if they switched bodies with their s/o for a day? Thanks much!

Thank you so much!!  Oh my gosh, sending you all the hugs right now!

Tsuna:

if this is when he’s younger, he freaks out about it and is a blushing mess the whole day

if it’s when he’s older than “F Yeah!!” Reborn can’t make me work like this, DAY OFF!!!  WOO-WOO!!

Reborn decides that this is the perfect opportunity for a lesson in subtlety and information gathering and makes him work like that

he cannot wait for his body to be back so he can go back to just signing papers

Gokudera:

this is very inconvenient, what is he supposed to tell the Tenth??

he’s the one who tries to convince you to pretend everything’s normal - in reality, you see a very badly done characterization of you

it fails - and he’s almost in tears as he explains why he has to take some time off to Tsuna (who’s really very nice about in that “accidents happen, anyway, you’ve been working to hard lately”)

Yamamoto:

is for a loop in the morning, convinced that maybe he’s dreaming and tries to wake himself up

after that, adjusts pretty quickly and is chill - he doesn’t really try to pretend that it’s you, but he doesn’t make a big deal about, stays his friendly self and hopes for the best

natural born athlete is going to look a bit like Bambi as he tries to adjust to your body

Ryohei:

runs into walls, falls down the stairs, opens doors into his own face - is not sure how to function in your body at all

it will be physically safer for you to force him onto the couch to watch tv all day - training can wait until you’re back in your own body

spends quite a bit of time just staring at “himself” as he has you do his signature moves to see how cool it actually looks

Lambo:

so many selfies of “you” doing stupid things 

takes advantage of this to get onto your facebook page and make posts about how much you love your boyfriend, complete with pictures and everything

eats way too many sweets than your body’s used to and gets sick later

Hibari:

tries to continue on, business as usual 

it is not business as usual as he is not used to fighting in your body, and though he does adjust, hates this feeling of inadequacy 

pouts works in his office all day

Mukuro:

is the least mature of it (beating even Lambo in this department) and does exactly what one might expect

be prepared to make calls of apology when you’re back in your body because he was an asshole

(however, if you go around and do some nice things for Hibari in Mukuro’s body, it will be a pretty decent revenge)

Chrome:

is very respectful about this, and definitely makes sure she doesn’t do anything to overstep her bounds

out of all of them, will be the best at pretending she’s you if she has to (she does use some illusions) - okay, that’s a lie, Mukuro is the best...he just prefers not to do it

definitely of the mind that you and her should be as subtle as possible and get this worked out quickly

[ao3feed-khr]

Halloween a casa Vongola

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2qoW0MY

by Milady_Silvia

Tsuna e Hayato vanno insieme alla festa di Halloween. “Questa storia partecipa a “Una festa in zucca��� - Challenge di Halloween” indetta dal gruppo facebook Il Giardino di Efp. Prompt: 16. La festa di Halloween prevede “costumi di coppia”; Scritta We are out for prompt: Tsuna/Hayato: Halloween party alla villa dei Vongola. BONUS se i due si prendono una pausa dalla festa per *coffcoff* dedicarsi ad altro *coffocoff*

Words: 697, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Italiano

Series: Part 19 of Le pagine del nostro amore

Fandoms: Katekyou Hitman Reborn!

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: All, Xanxus (Katekyou Hitman Reborn!), Superbi Squalo

Relationships: Gokudera Hayato/Sawada Tsunayoshi

Additional Tags: Short One Shot, Halloween

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2qoW0MY

[goldenskarm]

Cheeky fella~ I would pay to see this happening. ღ

[goldenskarm]

What lyrics would you give to Hibari? ;) ❤

[goldenskarm]

Dear Tsuna, that’s what we have the Urban Dictionary for ♥

[goldenskarm]

Poor kid.. the roasting family returns ❣