#Violence is sexy

[satoshy12]

Jazz, are you drooling?

Jazz class was in Gotham. It was just a short trip as the alien invasion happened.

One of the heroes in a good suit was beating up the parademos.

A Classmate looked at Jazz:" Jazz are you drooling?  "

Jazz swiftly whipped her mouth:" No, I just like his guns!"

Classmate: "At least not as bad as her ex."

Yeah. An ex-crime boss is better for Jazz than Johnny. Foe them.

Jazz learned she was a Fenton.

Violence is sexy.

And this man knows how to make it nice.

+ Jason had no idea as the red head walked to him. And she gave him her number.

"Feel free to call me… And don't forget your guns."

Well, this was the first.

[miss-grimwood]

First Kiss - Bellamione

Pinned to the wall, dagger at her throat, Hermione gasped for breath. The cold flush of metal stung against the red hot skin of her throat.

Bellatrix smirked, her face inches from Hermione’s.

‘Got you.’ She whispered.

Hermione held her breath, trying not to cry out. One sharp movement and she’d be dead, they both knew it.

She looked into Bellatrix’s eyes, darkened with bloodlust, manic.

Then, they softened.

Without warning, Bellatrix’s lips crashed against Hermione’s.

Rough, insistent, taking her bottom lip between her teeth and biting down, hard enough to draw blood.

The dagger fell between them. Long forgotten.

@sapphicmicrofics

[kariokiipeaches]

Seriously?!

Why’s he gotta be so smexy.

[frodo-a-gogo]

Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

[sunderwight]

Thinking about a scenario where (pre-Plot Happening) Mobei Jun and Shang Qinghua have a tiff, and Shang Qinghua goes back to his peak and honestly he isn't trying to make MBJ apologize first or anything, he just gets so busy that he doesn't have time to grovel (kind of forgets they had an argument in the first place because it's not like MBJ is going to kill him YET unless he does something really egregious, they're on a schedule), but Mobei Jun is just fuming in his ice palace like "that asshole thinks I can't replace him, I can absolutely replace him, he's sooo replaceable" and etc.

So Mobei Jun tries it. He's going to hire himself another evil advisor. Another groveling rat minion. Maybe a dozen groveling rat minions! He's a demon king, these sorts of people are not hard to find. They can't all be working for his shitstain uncle!

And they aren't, of course. Finding a minion who is loyal to Mobei Jun (well, relatively) rather than any of his rivals actually isn't that hard. Mobei Jun is the most promising demon strength-wise of his generation, he's the direct heir, and he's less absent from court than his father and less treacherous and scheme-y than his uncle. There's a whole crowd he appeals to, who serve him readily and have no motive to turn on him.

But.

Turns out that there is a specific combination of traits which Shang Qinghua brought to the table, and none of his new groveling sycophants have it. The ones who are the best at sucking up also tend to be the worst at having actual skills. The ones who are good at their assigned tasks don't have much of an interest in complimenting his tits or telling him this or that cloak really brings out his eyes. The ones who do tell him those kinds of things also keep turning up in his bed, which is unwelcome and annoying. No one can offer him nebulous sort-of-prophetic insights to the goings-on of his realm either, or if they try to, they turn out to be hacks and charlatans with woefully low accuracy rates. A lot of them just outright lie to try and manipulate him against their rivals or enemies.

Within a week Mobei Jun is frazzled, exhausted, and finally ready to apologize.

He shows up on An Ding Peak and slaps Shang Qinghua across the face. The most self-debasing sign of desire that he can extend. Open palm and everything. He's practically on his knees begging Shang Qinghua for forgiveness (he's not actually, though, after all he's still extremely arrogant demon royalty).

Several years into the future, Shang Qinghua will dimly recollect the incident after actually learning about demon courtship customs (he wrote them, doesn't mean he was actually paying attention to them) and ask what that was about, and Mobei Jun will have a Hollywood style PTSD flashback both to that and to the second time he and SQH had a big fight and SQH left, and not properly answer him.

[fisheito]

He's a magician

[xieliansbignaturals]

I love how Hua Cheng got out of Mt. Tonglu and was like, My signature color will now be the color of wedding robes. I will always be ready to marry His Highness at a moment's notice, just in case.

[yutaslaugh]

introducing vampire! dong sicheng as situ weilian in snowfall ep 13

[isbergillustration]

DOWN

[god-of-this-new-blog]

“You need Kira’s mercy.”

“I need His mercy. I beg for it.”

From Heard in Heaven by @lightyaoigami

[miss-grimwood]

Murder - Bellatrix/Mrs Zabini

(murder threats)

‘I could murder you,’ Bellatrix hissed, ‘you’d be dead before you even felt the blade.’

Evelyn shuddered. Chained to the wall, she was trapped between the cold stone and Bellatrix’s body.

‘You wouldn’t dare.’ She challenged.

‘Oh, pet, but I would.’ Bellatrix grinned madly, a woman long since severed from her sanity.

Maybe Evelyn shouldn’t have disposed of Rodolphus. She assumed Bellatrix wanted it. Assumed he was in the way of them being together. 

Apparently not.

@sapphicmicrofics

[ronkeyroo]

🎶 SO WHYYYYYYYYYY WONT YOU LOVE ME BAAA CKKK

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price apparently loved to smack folks in this film. 😂

Bagdad (1949)

[aurorangen]

Before the arrest...somewhere in Strangerville, there was business with corrupt cops...

Transcript & Context:

Otilia: Why are they both reported as missing?!? And the media are all over it…THE PLAN IS RUINED [screams] USELESS!! ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS!!! They were supposed to leave without a trace. Take matters into their own hands. AVOID SUSPICION! Now we have to deal with this mess on top of everything else ARGHHHH!!!

Otilia: [conversation continues] My agents will deal with my brother but with Mr Kingsley the boss says this. You must arrest the wife for his murder and make sure she stays in jail. [frustrated] Obey it or else.

Otilia: The plan is simple, fake his death. Use a mutilated body, so others can't investigate the identity. We'll send over the wife's fingerprint samples and wedding ring, he has them. Plant it over the crime scene to make it believable for the media. This will end it. No one on the outside should find out about Strangerville.

Otilia: As with the son, leave him be. Supreme order's words [ends call]

Veronica: What is she saying?

Bodyguard: Miss Veronica, there is nothing for you to be concerned about.

There I said it, corrupt cops (not Billy's station but another police force in the area). Payton is innocent! Their logic is to fake his death, so everyone on the outside thinks he is "dead" and not investigate further. This post emphasises how dangerous and ruthless the enemy is, and to show that they have connections to hide Strangerville and whatever they are doing there. I couldn't miss the chance to show 13-year-old Veronica either! She has no idea what is happening though...

[ravi-617]

he had to kill a few guys to get here.

[garbagequeer]

this is how i listen to a stupid ass taylor swift song sometimes