#Vicky shvagenbagen

[absolutelybatty]

This meme always reminds me of her.

[monsoonmaji]

🎶 We’re not gonna take it…

If you haven’t watched Metal Family yet, you should.

[mundo-subnormal-5]

Hice este comic hace bastante tiempo cuando era joven , trataba de un plot twis Jjajajaja , no lo termine , pero si fueran los autores ¿que mas les gustaria que sucediera?

[k-is-for-potassium]

guys

is vickys legal name "victoria shvagenbagen"

please this is killing me i need to know

[meow-town]

「Victoria X Opposite!Reader」

Requested by @ladyofladies ! I’m honestly glad someone requested for Vicky because I don’t often see fics of her and our biker queen deserves more love <3

So, by saying someone who is the opposite of Victoria, I would imagine someone who is non-confrontational, doesn’t get irritated easily and has a more classy, cute style. That’s what I’m kind of basing this off of.

╔══════════  ☠︎︎  ═══════════╗ -Always gets into fights for you. Constantly.

-Someone could give you an ugly look and she’d flash them the bird in public.

-One time, some guy had catcalled you and she got off her bike and punched the daylights out of him. Grabbing him by his collar, she struck him so hard the guy had trouble staying on his feet. Then she pulled you onto the bike with her and left the guy with a red mark already appearing on his face, which would result in a bruise in a couple of days.

-You often try to stop most of these occurrences, although you let the more necessary ones happen. Like the time she cussed someone out for making a sexual comment on your outfit. You had to pull her away once she broke off a nearby pipe and started to walk towards them menacingly.

-She loves having long rides on her bike with you, the only complaint she has about it is that your helmet’s visor is tinted black, so she can’t see your face when she looks back.  -That helmet was custom made by her, by the way, decorated in white with flowers and golden rims. It was a birthday present. She added the black tinted visor to make it look cooler but she lowkey regrets it now.

-As much as she despises formal clothing and complex dresses because of how complicated it is to get into them, she will be willing to wear them around you on special events. And you love how she looks, so you take pictures!

-Victoria gets all flustered when you do so, because she thinks she looks like and idiot.

-”(f/n) stooop, I look stupid…”

-”I think you look gorgeous, honey. It shows off your muscles!”

-”It does? ☺️”

-Even if she hates wearing them, she thinks you look absolutely drop-dead, attractive, lovely, striking, stunning, gorgeous in formal clothing. Whether it be suits, or dresses, or anything of that sense. 

-Might not be her cup of tea, but she knows you rock it.

- She’s not huge on PDA, but always expect a hand around your waist or anywhere on your body.  -Once she smacked your ass hard while you were cooking and stared back at you like 😙. You were shocked, dumbfounded even.

-Victoria makes the best steak you might’ve had in your entire goddamned life. I know it’s mentioned in the QnAs that steaks are her specialty but they’re AMAZING.

-Tender, juicy, other adjectives to describe steaks… She also loves seeing your eyes light up once you have a bite, yes, they’re that good.

-One of her favorite things in the world is running towards you, picking you up and turning you around in circles like in the movies <3333333 Her arms nearly crush you though.  -Gushing over her strength and intimidation will get her so soft and blushy.

-In general, she will forever love you and your way of being and adores how you two contrast together. 

╚⏤⏤—————⏤╗ ☠︎︎╔⏤⏤—————⏤╝

[juliastartoons]

On Wednesdays we see a red door and we like to wear black.

[ophelias-opinions]

RIP 13-year-old me, you would have loved to model your entire personality around Dee.

[trickster-tabby]

wake up babe new hyperfix just dropped

Dee is transmasc because projection :)

[thekpotterhead]

I've heard it thrown around that Vicky is probaby an orphan. I decided to do a piece about what she might have looked like when she was young. Here she is clinging to a tree at a park. I always thought that she would be a bit of a messy child. I'm genuinely intreuged about what her backstory is. Hope we get to see more of her in the future.

[fraigevampire]

find the difference (extremely hard) (99% failed)!1!1!!1!1!1!1

[ch1k1w1]

they frucked

[yourfavehasjoinedweezer]

Glam Metal Family has joined Weezer!

[monorays]

i think heavy has tumblr takes and likes to announce them at the dinner table (and watch as his family gives him the weirdest looks)

[kittenwhiskers]

Big punk wife likes to tickle her small husband

ALSO FUCK I SPELLED HER NAME WRONG SORRY

[meow-town]

Okay I really like the Dee x Girly girl concept. So how about a oneshot on Y/N, Glam, and Vicky’s first meeting? How did Vicky act towards Y/N? I’m so invested O_O

Thanks for this request, I’m glad ur invested! And I’m sorry I haven’t been posting as much, personal projects and works keep coming and I barely have the time to write for tumblr anymore. Plus, I prefer to take my time with these posts as I believe in quality over quantity.

But I’ve found the time and motivation to write here, so let’s get into it!

Dee x Girly!Fem!Reader Pt.2

-You arrived with Dee at his house, super nervous. I mean, you were meeting his folks. Most people get nervous.

-You made sure to wear your nicest skirt with a cute blouse and natural makeup. Didn’t want to cake yourself up like other times.

-Once you arrived at the door, arm hooking around Dee’s, you were practically trembling. Shaking in your damn sneakers.

-He reassured you, of course, and insisted that they would love you no matter what. And that if they didn’t, they could take it up with him. You two walked in the house to find no one there.

-Dee called for his parents, Glam was changing the strings on ‘Gibson’ and Victoria was working on a motorcycle. She came to you with gloves covered in motor oil. Glam arrived with perfect hair, perfect makeup and perfect nails, as always.

-Dee introduced you as his girlfriend and you went around shaking hands shyly, telling them how nice it was to meet them. Glam hesitated a bit, and Victoria grumbled under her breath with a light scowl. You just brushed it off and introduced yourself in more depth. Your name, what class you were in, etc…

-It took Glam maybe 5 seconds to get accustomed to you. He was kind of shocked at first. Hair all done up, with a mainly pink outfit. You looked like the polar opposite of his son. But then he noticed you were nice, and loosened up.

-Victoria however…

-She stared. Hard. Like she was wondering what this thing was doing in her house with her son. She was made fun of as a kid by ‘girly girls’ , so she’s very distant at first. That, and she’s very protective of her children, like a mama bear. Was very condescending and passive-aggressive for the entire time.

-‘So, (f/n), what do you do for… fun?’

‘Oh! Well, going shopping, trying new looks, getting my nails done… As well as the standard stuff, like watching TV and listening to music.’

‘Of course you do…’

-‘And, uh, how did you two meet?’

‘I was paired up with him for a science project, and we just hit it off.’

‘Yeah, ma. She’s real smart.’

‘Oh, is she? Wouldn’t have expected that…’

-You definitely noticed this behavior and clinged to Dee most of the time, in a very closed manner. Glam was just happy to be there, but also picked up on Victoria’s ways.

-Dee had to keep hyping you up, because you were too intimidated by Vicky to speak up about the way she spoke to you. It wasn’t aggressive, but definitely rude.

-Yeah, she was kind of an asshole at first.

-Glam cleared his throat every time Vicky was mean, as a way to tell her to stop, but she wouldn’t.

-Heavy was overhearing from his room, and figured he should go down so he could chat with you, but he quickly became intrigued. Just chose to listen to his mother’s comments, brows furrowing further each time.

-By the time she’s done interrogating and making you feel small, you decide it’s time for you to leave. Glam expresses his feelings of gratitude, saying he’s joyful Dee is happy with such a lovely young woman :)

-Vicky grumbles.

-Dee offers to walk you home, like a good boyfriend, but you deny his help, claiming you’re fine on your own. You wanted to show his mother you didn’t need Dee for everything, even if he was glad to give it to you.

-The second the door closed behind you, Heavy trampled down the stairs to join his brother and father in a group frown. They stared at Vicky for a good while, until Dee burst.

‘Ma, what the hell!?! What do you have against (f/n)?!?’

‘Yeah, you were mean to her for no reason!’

‘Vicky, you were excessively harsh with her.’

‘What, you’re defending that bimbo?’

-Dee would never cuss out his parents, but he came damn close. -Absolutely raging, he raised his voice to tell her off, only to trudge off to his room and slam the door. Heavy followed him into his room, also expressing his disappointment.

-She got super defensive, yelled , stood up, and left for the garage. Glam followed her after he apologized to Dee and gave him a talk on why his mother was acting this way.

-Glam knows Vicky, and he makes sure to not press any buttons and tread carefully. If she tells him to leave her alone, he will, and he’ll try again in 5 minutes.

-Once she’s taken her anger out on a punching bag, she allows Glam to speak with her.

-He explains how she was rude to their son’s girlfriend, giving multiple examples, and asks why. Even if he already knows why. He also adds how she seems to be upset about their son’s girlfriend being feminine, but she certainly doesn’t mind it when he’s feminine.

-Glam knows about Vicky’s struggles in the past with girly girls. Girls who looked just like you. She was left to the side, left out of everything, made fun of, avoided. She was bullied.

-He quickly explained that was no reason to make fun of someone who happened to look like those girls, and made sure she agreed to be nicer the next time.

-You were invited to dinner the next week. Of course, you were nervous regarding last week’s events with Vicky, but Dee said the whole family insisted. And so you agreed.

-You arrived with a casual dress and the nicest purse you could find, having spent extra time on your hair that day. Maybe she thought you weren’t classy enough? No, I mean, she came to you covered in motor oil… You were incredibly scared to ring the doorbell, and had to weigh out how to make the afternoon go perfectly, but thankfully someone came to your aid.

-Heavy was supposed to be helping out with the dinner and setting up the tables, but he had gotten detention that Friday and came home late. He saw you at the door and offered to walk inside with you.

-Dee stood up from leaning on a pillar, and greeted you with a small peck. Glam came out in a black apron with glittery pink accents, carrying a big pot of pasta. He couldn’t wave, but greeted you warmly all the same. Ches was on the kitchen counter, with his guitar, and waved to you. Victoria actually came to you and asked to speak in private.

-She apologized about the events that had happened and said they were uncalled for, and then said she was happy her son was dating someone like you :)

-When she pulled you away to a corner, you were lowkey scared 💀

-Like, ‘omg is she going to cuss me out and/or beat me up?’

-But you were pleasantly surprised with the outcome and told her it was okay.

-Then, you joined your Glam, Victoria, Heavy, Dee and their crackhead uncle in a lovely dinner, where you got to meet everyone a little better.

-And Heavy didn’t eat his vegetables and gave them to the stray cats, attracting a huge pack of them at the window.

-Also, Ches said he thought Dee would be one of those guys that ends up a virgin at the age of 40.

-You can’t have a normal time when they’re around, but nevertheless, lovely.

[inconsistentenigma]

Am I wrong?