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Guinea pig names fall under generally 2 categories:

1. Food

2. Old timey human names

And tbh I love the owners for this

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This is an incredible story.

A man assassinates a former prime minister and gives his demands to the government who turn around and go “Actually yeah, these are quite a good ideas.”

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what is the worst injury you’ve received from an animal? pets, domesticated, and wild animals included—no humans, even though theyre technically animals. if your particular wound isnt represented, please select according to the healing timeline

-an animal has never harmed me

-inconsequential scratches and/or bruises (a couples days to heal)

-minor cuts/bruises, blood drawn (around a week to heal)

-severe scratches/bites, blood pours (a couple weeks to a month)

-minor fractures (a couple weeks/months)

-broken bones (a couples months to a year)

-severely broken bones/missing limbs/permanent damage (a couple years/permanent)

-ive been killed by an animal

-i have never been around an animal

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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

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I think the biggest "he would not fucking say that" I've ever experienced was when I read a terror modern au fic where the characters were doing land acknowledgements

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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

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YOU hate Christopher Columbus.

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I'm at a :.|:; for words.

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One of the funnier parts of political online-ness is seeing statements that are like "Oh so these people believe <thing> but they ALSO believe that <contradictory thing>? Make it make sense."

But <thing> and <contradictory thing> are in fact two entirely different beliefs held by two entirely different groups of people who, if given the opportunity, would kill each other with teeth.

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"The curse of the Pharaoh" trope is born from modern Egyptology and not part of ancient Egyptian beliefs, but I think the Pharaohs would really dig it.

"Fuck yeah I'm gonna curse whoever disturbs my afterlife! How fucking dare they?!"

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how to it feels to find fruit in the fridge thats gone bad you forgot to eat

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why do computers even need updates. I love her the way she is…

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I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor

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Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?