#Victoria Shvagenbagen

[absolutelybatty]

"They've been choosing perfumes for 20 minutes..."

[meow-town]

Okay I really like the Dee x Girly girl concept. So how about a oneshot on Y/N, Glam, and Vicky’s first meeting? How did Vicky act towards Y/N? I’m so invested O_O

Thanks for this request, I’m glad ur invested! And I’m sorry I haven’t been posting as much, personal projects and works keep coming and I barely have the time to write for tumblr anymore. Plus, I prefer to take my time with these posts as I believe in quality over quantity.

But I’ve found the time and motivation to write here, so let’s get into it!

Dee x Girly!Fem!Reader Pt.2

-You arrived with Dee at his house, super nervous. I mean, you were meeting his folks. Most people get nervous.

-You made sure to wear your nicest skirt with a cute blouse and natural makeup. Didn’t want to cake yourself up like other times.

-Once you arrived at the door, arm hooking around Dee’s, you were practically trembling. Shaking in your damn sneakers.

-He reassured you, of course, and insisted that they would love you no matter what. And that if they didn’t, they could take it up with him. You two walked in the house to find no one there.

-Dee called for his parents, Glam was changing the strings on ‘Gibson’ and Victoria was working on a motorcycle. She came to you with gloves covered in motor oil. Glam arrived with perfect hair, perfect makeup and perfect nails, as always.

-Dee introduced you as his girlfriend and you went around shaking hands shyly, telling them how nice it was to meet them. Glam hesitated a bit, and Victoria grumbled under her breath with a light scowl. You just brushed it off and introduced yourself in more depth. Your name, what class you were in, etc…

-It took Glam maybe 5 seconds to get accustomed to you. He was kind of shocked at first. Hair all done up, with a mainly pink outfit. You looked like the polar opposite of his son. But then he noticed you were nice, and loosened up.

-Victoria however…

-She stared. Hard. Like she was wondering what this thing was doing in her house with her son. She was made fun of as a kid by ‘girly girls’ , so she’s very distant at first. That, and she’s very protective of her children, like a mama bear. Was very condescending and passive-aggressive for the entire time.

-‘So, (f/n), what do you do for… fun?’

‘Oh! Well, going shopping, trying new looks, getting my nails done… As well as the standard stuff, like watching TV and listening to music.’

‘Of course you do…’

-‘And, uh, how did you two meet?’

‘I was paired up with him for a science project, and we just hit it off.’

‘Yeah, ma. She’s real smart.’

‘Oh, is she? Wouldn’t have expected that…’

-You definitely noticed this behavior and clinged to Dee most of the time, in a very closed manner. Glam was just happy to be there, but also picked up on Victoria’s ways.

-Dee had to keep hyping you up, because you were too intimidated by Vicky to speak up about the way she spoke to you. It wasn’t aggressive, but definitely rude.

-Yeah, she was kind of an asshole at first.

-Glam cleared his throat every time Vicky was mean, as a way to tell her to stop, but she wouldn’t.

-Heavy was overhearing from his room, and figured he should go down so he could chat with you, but he quickly became intrigued. Just chose to listen to his mother’s comments, brows furrowing further each time.

-By the time she’s done interrogating and making you feel small, you decide it’s time for you to leave. Glam expresses his feelings of gratitude, saying he’s joyful Dee is happy with such a lovely young woman :)

-Vicky grumbles.

-Dee offers to walk you home, like a good boyfriend, but you deny his help, claiming you’re fine on your own. You wanted to show his mother you didn’t need Dee for everything, even if he was glad to give it to you.

-The second the door closed behind you, Heavy trampled down the stairs to join his brother and father in a group frown. They stared at Vicky for a good while, until Dee burst.

‘Ma, what the hell!?! What do you have against (f/n)?!?’

‘Yeah, you were mean to her for no reason!’

‘Vicky, you were excessively harsh with her.’

‘What, you’re defending that bimbo?’

-Dee would never cuss out his parents, but he came damn close. -Absolutely raging, he raised his voice to tell her off, only to trudge off to his room and slam the door. Heavy followed him into his room, also expressing his disappointment.

-She got super defensive, yelled , stood up, and left for the garage. Glam followed her after he apologized to Dee and gave him a talk on why his mother was acting this way.

-Glam knows Vicky, and he makes sure to not press any buttons and tread carefully. If she tells him to leave her alone, he will, and he’ll try again in 5 minutes.

-Once she’s taken her anger out on a punching bag, she allows Glam to speak with her.

-He explains how she was rude to their son’s girlfriend, giving multiple examples, and asks why. Even if he already knows why. He also adds how she seems to be upset about their son’s girlfriend being feminine, but she certainly doesn’t mind it when he’s feminine.

-Glam knows about Vicky’s struggles in the past with girly girls. Girls who looked just like you. She was left to the side, left out of everything, made fun of, avoided. She was bullied.

-He quickly explained that was no reason to make fun of someone who happened to look like those girls, and made sure she agreed to be nicer the next time.

-You were invited to dinner the next week. Of course, you were nervous regarding last week’s events with Vicky, but Dee said the whole family insisted. And so you agreed.

-You arrived with a casual dress and the nicest purse you could find, having spent extra time on your hair that day. Maybe she thought you weren’t classy enough? No, I mean, she came to you covered in motor oil… You were incredibly scared to ring the doorbell, and had to weigh out how to make the afternoon go perfectly, but thankfully someone came to your aid.

-Heavy was supposed to be helping out with the dinner and setting up the tables, but he had gotten detention that Friday and came home late. He saw you at the door and offered to walk inside with you.

-Dee stood up from leaning on a pillar, and greeted you with a small peck. Glam came out in a black apron with glittery pink accents, carrying a big pot of pasta. He couldn’t wave, but greeted you warmly all the same. Ches was on the kitchen counter, with his guitar, and waved to you. Victoria actually came to you and asked to speak in private.

-She apologized about the events that had happened and said they were uncalled for, and then said she was happy her son was dating someone like you :)

-When she pulled you away to a corner, you were lowkey scared 💀

-Like, ‘omg is she going to cuss me out and/or beat me up?’

-But you were pleasantly surprised with the outcome and told her it was okay.

-Then, you joined your Glam, Victoria, Heavy, Dee and their crackhead uncle in a lovely dinner, where you got to meet everyone a little better.

-And Heavy didn’t eat his vegetables and gave them to the stray cats, attracting a huge pack of them at the window.

-Also, Ches said he thought Dee would be one of those guys that ends up a virgin at the age of 40.

-You can’t have a normal time when they’re around, but nevertheless, lovely.

[eternal-cupido]

Smut Drabble - Glam (Sebastian) Shavagenbagen)

Glam was a man with an unbreakable composure, as he always had been. It was how he was raised, and how he survived. However, when the musician met you, that changed. Somehow, someway, you had broken through the fortress of walls the man before you had put up in an attempt to protect himself, from what he was unsure. Maybe his father’s cruelty, the harsh reality of the word, or possibly himself. Despite what he had originally thought to be his better judgment, he let you in, and instead of the impending hurt he had grown accustomed to, you showed him safety, comfort, love, and loyalty, the last thing he expected. 

Growing up sheltered and isolated from much of the outside world, he was never taught many little things about life. You introduced him to many mind-blowing subcultures, ideas, and beliefs that completely shattered those he was taught. 

One of those things just so happened to be a pleasure, the sexual kind in particular. After the first time, he allowed your gentle hands to touch him where he was most sensitive, he grew addicted to the feeling. The way your hands sent shockwaves of electricity through his body at your every touch, your gentle yet dominating kiss, and most of all the delicious torture he so loved you to subject him to. 

Your hands had already thrown the man into several mind-numbing orgasms that night, his back arching delightfully into your touch. You wanted to devour him, worship him, and praise him until his lithe body gave out in your arms, succumbing to the exhaustingly intense, feverish delight that you brought to him. 

He felt as though he were swept up in a roaring ocean, being tossed around by the tidal waves as his body convulsed at the intense stimulation as he felt your mouth lower down on him yet again, not giving him any recovery time from the previous round. Gasping for air, his body quickly snapped back to full attention, just as your fingers began to drift a bit lower. Your plush fingertips collecting a bit of the cum littering his abdomen and thighs from the previous rounds, and using it as a makeshift lube. You begin carefully massaging him, never stopping the movements of your mouth even as he squirmed from the fierce, almost masochistic level of pleasure. 

As you feel his tight muscles begin to ease, you slip a finger in, continuing only the movements of your mouth as the submissive man in your grip adjusts to the new, yet familiar sensation.

“You’re being so good for me, so beautiful.” Your sultry voice speaks up as you pull your mouth off of him momentarily to help him adjust. 

“Fuck..” He drawls out, melting into your touch as you begin moving your finger inside him, causing his hips to bounce in your grip. That was your signal to add in a second finger, and as you begin moving them in tandem, his whole body jerks as a shockingly high-pitched moan escapes his open lips. You had found his prostate. You continue massaging that small button inside of him, forcing a series of angelic moans and whimpers out of Glam as he squirms. His pace perfectly matched yours. Your fingers and his hips met at the perfect rhythm, and a knot began to form in his core as the pleasure continued to build, your motions nearly throwing him over the edge. His mouth chanted your name like a prayer, only driving you to fuck him senseless on your fingers even quicker. 

“Baby, I'm gonna-“ He just barely manages to choke out before the knot within his stomach bursts, sending him head-first into violent waves of white-hot pleasure rocking his thin frame.

[falsemood]

I bet Dee was one of those asshole, grumpy babies. He hardly ever cried and never threw temper tantrums, but he was just constantly pissed for no apparent reason. A super picky eater, turned away when his parents tried to give him kisses, constantly refusing toys, getting bored of kid shows. The kind of baby that looks so unimpressed with everything given to them. Despite all of their efforts, Vicky and Glam never found anything that made him super happy. When they tried jingling keys in his face to get a good picture, he seemed straight up insulted. Ches was the first ever person to get him to laugh. All he had to do was make a few funny faces and baby Dee was went hysterical every time. Vicky got super pissed because he never laughed like that for her and was only entertained by Uncle Ches. He eventually grew out of it, of course, but Ches remains super proud of himself for that little bonding moment.

Heavy was obviously the opposite. He was a super happy baby! He enjoyed practically everything in the world, squealing with delight at the same keys Dee turned his nose at. He would wave at strangers, stuff his face with every food he was given, just always having a ball with life. But he was also way harder than Dee, constantly throwing fits and crying loudly at random times, especially if he was unattended for even a second. Glam has had to leave stores in the middle of shopping before because Heavy decided he was suddenly upset.

Heavy was also a hair puller. I feel it in my heart. Glam still feels the pressure on his scalp in his nightmares.

[mayumania]

polyam polyglam 💖

[mischiefisme-amess]

I am a sucker for Au’s that are so far away removed from the original, that it’s basically an original story, but with all my beloved characters and relationships.

Anyways, immortal Dee Au. It’s him right after clawing his way up from his grave after the first time he died. Did I mention I live for angst?

Yes I drew him in his normal clothes, because I really think he would hate being buried in a suit, so he was buried in what he was comfortable in.

Basically the Au is just: Dee’s having one hell of a time and can not catch a break. Also, how do you approach your family after they buried you like a month ago?

I don’t think I’m going to write anything of this, but if someone wishes to, please tell me so I can read it.

Please don’t post my art to other sites, thank you.

-Mischief out

[r444eeee]

Awesome animations I love it!!!!

[k-is-for-potassium]

guys

is vickys legal name "victoria shvagenbagen"

please this is killing me i need to know

[cartoondadrating]

Sebastian "Glam" Shvagenbagen 9/10

Pros:

Gender nonconforming

I cried during his backstory ep

Trying to break free from the parenting models given to him by his own parents

Sets boundaries for his kids for example, making DDos attacks is not allowed

Happy

Cons:

Still bound to his parents’ parenting models, for example tells Dee he has no music talents and despite his efforts crushes his dreams before they are fully even formed

Sometimes Victoria can be a bit too aggressive and he doesn’t interviene

[historyhermann]

Metal Family Review

In recent years, there has been an increase in indie animations, including on platforms such as YouTube. One of those series is the musical-themed Russian mature animation series, Metal Family.

Reprinted from Pop Culture Maniacs, my History Hermann WordPress blog on Jan. 19, 2023, and Wayback Machine. This was the eighth article I wrote for Pop Culture Maniacs. This post was originally published on January 8, 2022.

The action-adventure and drama series focuses on a Russian family of metal fans, each with their own personalities: there are Victoria and Glam, two metalheads in love with one another, and they have two children, Heavy and Dee. It follows the creative ways that the family deals with problems every day and manifests various tropes. Dee is 15 years old and Heavy is 13. Victoria is 37 and Glam is 39-40.

The series has a number of interesting small details that sets it apart from other animation series. For example, the opening of each episode begins with the character, or characters, hanging up their key, with the way each character hangs up their key a specific reflection of their personalities. There are also various pop culture references throughout the series to bands such as Metallica, System of a Down, Black Sabbath, Bon Jovi, and Led Zeppelin. Unlike some other series, this show takes place in a blurred world, without any specific location.

Metal Family does not shy away from mature topics. Victoria often drinks and smokes, while her husband, Glam, does not. She even gambles. The last part of the first season focuses on Glam Shvagenbagen’s troubled childhood going to a music conservatory. He meets a friend named Ches/ Chive who introduced him to Twisted Sister, heavy metal music, and gives him his current nickname. He leaves home for good after living with his abusive father, Gustav. Leaving his past behind, he chooses to be part of the “rabble” as his father puts it. He finds a family for himself in music and in the companionship of Victoria.

The show plays with the idea of a “strong man” defending a “weak” woman. In this series, Glam is diminutive but nasty in a polite way while Victoria is buff and brash. She is not afraid to throw a person out of a window or punch a hole through a wall, if warranted. Glam is more calculating and can solve problems by using his mind. Victoria likes to smash things apart – as she does in an escape room in an episode. She is a little like Princess Bean in Disenchantment, an alcoholic, and Harley Quinn in the series of the same name, who carries around a baseball bat which she uses to protect herself, those she cares about, and fight for what she believes is right.

The series is produced by a small team and is created by Alina Kovaleva. Xydownik co-directed the series with Kovaleva. Both work as series animators. According to the fandom site for the series, Koveleva works on the series full-time, using Adobe Animate CC. It took over two years to create the show’s first season. Alexey Khrapov worked in the show’s sound department. Alexey Vasilevsky composed original music, apart from the show’s other music. Karin Karimova worked as a violinist, Daniyl Yakovenko as a music consultant, and Luis Rojas as a guitar soloist.

The Russian voice actors have been consistent. Blin voices Glam and Dee. Roman Volkov voices Gustav and Xydownik voices Heavy. Kovaleva voiced a Youtube Instructor in a 2021 episode as well as Victoria. Xydownik also voices Ches in two episodes, along with characters like Rowd and the Conservatory Dean. Flynn The VA voices Drusilla. There’s also a background character named Celestie, and therapist Dr. Hans.

The English dub introduced new voice actors, including Elliot Cancel as Chive / Ches, Randolph Castellanos as Dee, Lydia Shvagenbagen, and Richard Armstrong, Hoctor as Gustav, London Hartman as Heavy, Kylie Ann as Mary Shvagenbagen, Ry Harte as Glam, and Chiari Queen as Victoria. Hoctor also voices biker gang member Bug, Ann voices Anna, a cynical radical feminist.

The series first aired on September 13, 2018, released in Russian, with English subtitles added after its release, ending its run in 2020. The pilot episode was also a music video sung by Avantasia, is entitled “The Story ain’t Over.” Since February 2021, an English dub of the episodes has been released on a separate YouTube channel, with a hilarious 3-minute trailer for the release of the English dub. Through 2021, the 10-episode first season aired on YouTube and the second season began in late December 2021. Oksana Gunchenko helped translate and adapt the episodes of the series.

The series has been positively received by fans, with over 140 fan fics on Archive of Our Own, garnering hundreds of thousands of views on YouTube, and has high rankings on IMDB. Hundreds of thousands more follow a fan site for the show on the Russian language social media platform, VK. This is impressive for a series with relatively new voice actors, with this series as their first big roles, and even for animators. A few are involved in other indie animated projects, like Kylie Ann as an animator on Legends of Myiorda, an anime/cartoon series. Some previously worked on Russian language productions.

Updates about the series are shared on Xydownik’s Russian-language YouTube channel, the Instagram account of Kovaleva, a channel on Telegram, and Kovaleva’s VK account. Like Helluva Boss, Heavy, one of the show’s characters, has an official Instagram account, posting candid photos from his life. This encourages people to be more deeply invested in the show. There’s even an official store to buy merchandise and items related to the show.

The voice acting and animation of Metal Family were intriguing. The story kept me watching the episodes and I say this as as a person who likes listening to metalheads like Caleb Hyles and the band Twisted Sister. The characters were complex enough and were not stereotypes which made me excited about what is going to come next. In the end, I’d highly recommend this series, especially for those who like badass characters, music, and compelling stories.

Metal Family is available on YouTube.

© 2022-2023 Burkely Hermann. All rights reserved.

[absolutelybatty]

This meme always reminds me of her.

[meow-town]

Hello~ I just found your blog and I was wondering if you could write a headcanon about dee having a twin sister, and what the rest of the family's intentions would be with her, this one wouldn't be as feminine but more than Vicky, at least thanks to glam .

(sorry if my grammar is a bit weird, english is not my first language)

Of course! Ty for requesting! (Ps, my device completely died on me the second I finished writing this, and I hadn’t saved since I started, and I lost everything :) yayyyyyyyyyy, remember to save each post regularly, kids!)

wrote this as a self insert!

-You we’re born a mere 4 seconds after Dee, and he’s still insists he’s the older sibling. Which is technically true, but he abuses that power so much!

-saying that he should be in charge whenever the parents leave the house because he’s older, or insisting that he’s the more responsible and mature.

-You have more musical talent than him though, so he can suck it.

-He gets so pissy over it, too. You could mumble a song that’s been stuck in your head recently and he’ll ‘tsk’ each time.

-Very good twin brother, however. He’ll help with homework and always put in effort in group projects (I mean, he doesn’t need to put in effort, he’s Dee, but yknow). Teachers nearly always pair you two up together. He’ll also tutor you in his free time if you ask him :)

-If anyone picks on you, Dee will stalk them on the internet for weeks just to ruin their lives. He’s not letting that shit slide.

-Glam and Victoria always tried their very best to be good parents. They never got physically punishing (except for the occasional playful punch from Vicky as a warning) and would parent as gently as they could, at least, from Glam. He’s had bad experiences in the past and doesn’t want you to go through that things he went through.

-Glam will flash his creepy stare sometimes as a way to intimidate you, but he doesn’t dare go any further than that to scare you. Victoria may seem super tough but to me she seems like she is a super protective mama bear who will tug you into her arms if you arrive home 5 minutes late. God forbid you don’t respond to one of her calls, or you’ll have thousands of other calls and texts. Your phone will absolutely blow up with texts like these.

‘Are you okay??’

‘Where are you??.?.+’

‘Come home’

‘(y/n)’

-The first time Hevay came home in his little baby basket, Dee was staring absolute daggers into him. Looking at the guy like he wanted to strangle him. Heavy just grabbed at anything he could, wrapped in Victoria’s old bandana.

-Dee would snatch his toys away from Heavy, so you had to offer him yours constantly.

-Heavy was a rowdy baby, not the type to cry constantly, but he wasn’t ever quiet and still. He’d be jumping up and down or head banging (Victoria taught him how to) almost constantly. -Heavy will send you cat videos every literal four seconds and if you don’t respond to each of them he’ll get mad.

-He is the chaos child in the family, but he’s highkey the nicest so

-Teasing Dee about Lif is literally so funny 😭

-He’ll go all red and completely ignore you for hours on end if you keep it up-

-Ches was completely clueless while babysitting. He would frantically look through the pantry thinking ‘what the fuck do babies eat? Carrots? Granola bars? Can I feed them beer?’

-He’ll also accidentally swear on front of you a ton, and pretend like he’s not at fault when one of you yells ‘FUCK’ at the very top of your lungs.

-You, Dee and Heavy all developed your swearing thanks to Vicky and Ches-

[eternal-cupido]

Hi! May I please request some dating head canons for Chive from Metal Family? If so, thank you so much and if not no pressure!

Hi! Of course! Thank you so much for the ask! Hope you enjoy!

To start, Chive isn't very romantic and probably will never be.

You two probably met somewhere causal

Maybe you were a regular at his shop, or you two met at a local bar one night

After he finally decided to approach you, you two hit it off immediately

It took a while for you to be able to read him at all, with his constant "joke" flirting

he has a very flirtatious personality in general

This might actually become a point of contention and jealousy later in the relationship

He moves pretty quickly in relationships, including yours

despite that, he's a very accommodating and understanding partner

He's always wanting to take you on little "dates" (aka dragging you along with him wherever he goes)

He tries to act all nonchalant and casual about the relationship in public (and fails) but is literally obsessed with everything you do

constantly attached to you at the hip

loves quality time

he cannot keep his hands off of you ever

he always is holding onto your waist and shoulders

loves playing with your hair and is surprisingly good at styling it

[all-powerful-oats]

Silly little fast drawing of my favourite malewife: GLAM! <33

[trickster-tabby]

wake up babe new hyperfix just dropped

Dee is transmasc because projection :)

[thekpotterhead]

I've heard it thrown around that Vicky is probaby an orphan. I decided to do a piece about what she might have looked like when she was young. Here she is clinging to a tree at a park. I always thought that she would be a bit of a messy child. I'm genuinely intreuged about what her backstory is. Hope we get to see more of her in the future.