#Vermin’s friends

[lovely-vermin]

Hi neighbor! I hope you are doing a wonderful day and oh! may I request all the welcome home characters with a reader who can escape situations, or should I say clever to be specific, say for exmaple, reader is handcuffed but they managed to get it off without finding a key. I found this in one of my old subject books and got this idea. Thats all, thank you!

Of course neighbor! That is such a wonderful idea! I didn’t know who you wanted so I did Wally and Sally! I didn’t know who you wanted sorry! You have a wonderful day as well neighbor!

Welcome home with an escape artist Reader

Summary:Doesn’t everything town have their own escape artist?

Characters?: Wally and Sally

Romantic or platonic?:Can be seen as either

Notes:I love escape artist like their so cool!! This took me so many times because my phone just got me out the app multiple times but tell me it you wanted different characters or all of them!

Warnings?:Reader is referred as Squiddy and squid

Wally Darling

-He’s very impressed! He’s never seen such things!

-Sometimes he goes to Sally’s play area to watch you do your random escape activity,he does get worried because he doesn’t know if you’ll escape or be injured but yet you’ve never had either yet!

-If you do get some small injuries he takes care of them like a good neighbor! He does scold you like a mom but it’s so hard to take it seriously with his adorable face! (He is very adorable and he knows it!)

-You’ve just finished your activity and everyone was clapping,you never do seize to amaze them with your ability. You let a chuckle out as Wally came over to check on you. He likes to make sure you have no injuries so you can’t hide or lie about them. It’s comforting :)

Sally Starlet

-She started the squid/Squiddy nickname train! When you first did your act she named you that quickly! Soon everyone called you that as it felt natural in a way!

-She picks the stuff you escape sometimes! She makes sure you won’t die or get badly injured as she doesn’t want her favorite Squiddy getting hurt from doing something they enjoy!

-If you do get a small injurie she takes you to howdy or Wally as she’s not good at taking care of injuries but she is good at making you take care of yourself!

- “Amazing job Squiddy!” You smiled at the jumping,clapping,and smiling star in front of you. She helped you up from the ground because it was a cooler she chose this time but a bit more difficult. “Thanks Sal,it was tricky but nothing can hold me!” “That’s right!” Your so happy to have her as a friend!

[moodyvoid]

Do you think that Dabi ever just occasionally snuck into the Todoroki household when no one was home just to move things around to cause confusion and also to check to make sure his siblings didn't mess with anything in his room?

Oh yeah. He swaps out all the photos of Enji for photos of All Might. He moves all the furniture a couple inches to the left.

He raids the fridge weekly. (Sometimes he leaves notes telling Fuyumi how good her cooking is— except one time when she made fish and he left a note that just said “yuck” and had a badly drawn fish on it).

He goes through his old room and sees everything just lying around, untouched. He picks up an old toy that Natsuo used to beg him to let him play with. He leaves it on Natsuo’s bed. (Which creeps the fuck out of Natsuo and convinces him that the house is haunted).

He avoids Shouto’s room in general. He went in there once and discovered that they like some of the same things and it made him mad lmao

He makes sure that Enji’s credit card number hasn’t changed, bc he’s been using it for years and somehow Enji has never noticed.

And right before he leaves, he lets a bunch of raccoons into Enji’s bedroom. He lingers around outside until he hears Enji yell, “NOT THE RACCOONS AGAIN!”

[gengernoway]

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[shootingstarpilot]

Trick or treat?

trick or TREAT, my friend, have a snippet!

Voices, then. Fuzzing in and out of the edges of his hearing but indisputably there, and the next gutted cry owes more to relief than anything else. Voices come with hands and feet that make the rats go away. Grabbing tails, swinging hard, kicking and catching between foot and wall or down into the grey and rushing river.  (Nalen had died in the night, and none of them had noticed until the snout came up through his belly.) The echoes of the agony reverberate oddly in the space so abruptly empty. Every inhale tastes moldy, every exhale catching on another sobbing wail, the sudden absence of pain as disorienting as its onset. (He’d made a little noise, hadn’t he? And Ben had shushed him, assuming fever, the mumbles of the dying- but the rats don’t wait-)

[philtatosbuck]

daniel sharman and tposey's recent video really just reminded me that for every "the hale pack would've done so and so for stiles unlike his awful best friend" people claim, not a single member of that pack liked or trusted stiles more than scott after they actually got to know them, nor would they actually hate him on stiles' behalf (not that stiles hates him either. literally at all). and i'm including derek and isaac (who both defected to scott's pack btw), erica, boyd, jackson and cora

[macattackz]

Vermin’s Smile Ventures

god save me

[itsbebebrainrotting]

What was that line in the eye video "the rats scamper into the jaws of the cat" or whatever? Yeah i think the players have not only ran into the jaws of the cat but theyre very actively running down the oesophagus and into the stomach like they want to be digested faster

[galar-abortion-clinic]

Feat. @pierswife’s OC cedrik

Slapstick cartoon gf who goes THATS ALL FOLKS when she cums Slapstick cartoon gf who replies to your nudes with “AWOOGA!!!” Slapstick cartoon gf who makes you wonder where the fuck those sound effects are coming from Slapstick cartoon gf who—

[eemoo1o-animoo]

I think Undertaker would tame all the stray rats around his shop. None of you can convince me otherwise.

[mudwerks]

(via Andrew Tate Speaks Out From Prison: 'Cockroaches, Lice, and Bed Bugs Are My Only Friends’)

welp - everything back to normal then

[lovely-vermin]

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[finnishtango]

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[gengernoway]

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fakesto ;; a gender related to being a pastry but fake! unreal! and actually made out of something you would NOT want to find in a pastry ( flesh n bones )

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part 2 for day 2...... for the 1200 event thang (link) ^^

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ID only for simplified and dividers :((

[swordmaid]

cannot sleep currently! so im gonna post more hag romance musings -

REALLY do like the hurt/comfort over shri’iia’s mangled back scar!! 🤭🤭🤭🤭 since I hc that she relatively heals her wounds quick so they don’t leave a mark, but that scar did not heal well since she was drained after the fight so she did not have the capacity to use her paladin healing on it. also think that she was Deep in the Feelings to ask for anyone’s help, but I quite like the idea of jaheira coming over to help her take off her armour since astarion usually does it but he is not present currently, and jaheira gives her some Thoughts about love and not running away from it (to which shri’iia replies that it is a good thing that jaheira is aged bc she’s more inclined to listen to older women) I also like the idea that she got the scar from actually physically bodily protecting astarion but she did not defend herself properly (a misstep) and in the heat of the moment, neither of them noticed it until way later when it feels like her back is on fire. anyway. hurt/comfort over that scar when maybe hm post endgame fight when they’re back on that tavern together and they’re about to start having fun and he’s pulling down the straps of her bodice then he notices that scar on her back, realises that it’s not new so no way it could’ve been from the fight earlier, remembers that she actually shielded him from cazador, does the math and he’s just like oh mein gottt. I actually think he’ll feel bad LOL like oh nooooo you’re too sexy to get scarred ): but also the thought of what if she actually died there? (shri’iia’s like ? nah I’d win) what could he have done? then he’s hugging her and he’s like can you not please do anything heroic or put yourself in any dangerous situations again i don’t want to worry about you all the time or else I’ll start getting wrinkles ): when in reality oh mein Gott she could’ve died there ): and another thing he’ll feel bad abt is that he wants to protect her too like Important Hag Romance Thing for me is that they’re both protecting each other - not just her even though she’s more used to it she’s the knight in shining armor (literally) type but he doesn’t want to be the damsel, he doesn’t want to keep waiting for her, he wants to be the one doing the saving too. they’re equals!!! and partners!!! and very important to me that they see each other that way. I went on a tangent but in the scenario where he realises where she got that scar from ^ and how it’s a sign of her protection for him the way the mood turns from hehe fun sexy time to oh god you would’ve died now I have to keep holding you as if you’re gonna disappear at this moment

[isawken]

me: *doesn’t post on social media for nearly two months*

me: how come no body liking my posts :o(

[feedingicetothedog]

what's crazy to me about this specific, annoying brand of lestat fans that are pestering and harrassing ppl for not liking lestat and calling him evil is that lestat in the books (the ones they never stop referencing despite clearly not comprehending a single thing in them) constantly calls himself evil and the devil and a monster and straight up says that he doesn't deserve to be loved bc of these things. like, why are you getting upset when members of the audience are simply picking up on these things that are objectively true?