#Vendor's love

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 2 - Bulky Vendor

[queenoftheantz]

HEY EVERYONE do you remember my story I'm making?? With my own little blorbos?? No?

Well let me remind you!

At a crossroads in small town Sweden, there's a hot dog stand with a unique business model: If you can guess the Vendor's name, you get your food for free! BUT. If you fail, you owe him your soul. Yes, he is the literal devil.

A mid/late 20's guy called Tobbe stumbles into the stand, and immediately decides that that is the eaxct type of guy you want to be best friends (or more) with.

Above, we see Vendor and Tobbe, the stand, one of the customers (a high school music teacher/man killing water spirit)(Näcken), and an old friend of the vendor (a local activist/guardian spirit)(Huldra).

[do-the-foxtrot]

Retribution

[namtanlovesfilm]

"What's the relationship between you two?"

[julijbee]

dreaming on red mountain.

[a-swamp-creature]

goddamn like….

there was an extremely sus “bridgerton ball” held downtown this last weekend that turned out to be a dashcon-level scam. probably couldve guessed that from the ads/website being littered w spelling errors, but anyway…listing a few of the things i know of:

-it was supposed to happen last month but the organizers (Uncle & Me Events) sold 1500 tickets for a venue w a max capacity of 450. Venue cancelled, of course. Organizers sent out one (1) email two days before the thing was supposed to happen. A lot of ppl didn’t even see the email so people were showing up to an empty venue in downtown Detroit wearing regency-era ballgowns. Security apparently told some of them that the event was a scam but idk how true that is. Anyway it was rescheduled at a new venue for a month later.

-valet parking was promised, not delivered. parking downtown is a pain in the ass in general but these people were also wearing ballgowns lmao

-nobody checking tickets at the door. there was a tiered pricing scale for tickets starting at $100 and going up to $1000 (a fool and his fukkin money i s2g) so all these ppl from the suburbs who paid hundreds/THOUSANDS of dollars to be treated like VIPs were pissed

-because nobody was checking tickets, people were just kind of wandering in off the street lmaaaaoooo so ppl were just kind of milling around in normal clothes eating the buffet, which leads me to…

-the food was bad: pasta w marinara, canned green beans, meatballs, and undercooked/raw chicken wings. people were expecting a sit down meal apparently? but I think that might just be the expectations of ppl more accustomed to tea parties than actual large scale events - ain’t no way they were ever going to do full-service dinner for 1500 people. it was always going to be a buffet.

-NO ALCOHOL lmaaaoooo the event info said open bar, there wasn’t even a cash bar. no shit, they had water and “mocktails”. check out the menu:

ITS ALL LEMONADE LMAAAOOOO but wait!!! ppl who bought VIP tickets also got hawaiian punch !!!

-see the tablecloth in that pic? the decorations were bad. like dollar store bad.

-they were supposed to have a bunch of different activities: dance lessons, costume contests, carriage rides. neither of the first two happened. the carriage rides did, but you had to pay extra and they only did them for three hours. again, 1500 people.

-that’s not to say there was no entertainment. they had a dj playing pretty standard birthday party dj fare: the hustle, cha cha slide. he also played hiphop which really upset a lot of the ppl larping as wealthy colonizers for SOME reason 🤔 disclaimer: i assume they were expecting classical music but a looooot of people specifically complained about the hiphop

- oh there was also a single exotic dancer stationed in the middle of an empty room. i am not joking. im not in the business of posting photos of strangers but the photos are out there and they’re tragic. this poor woman just took a gig and ended up with a bunch of middle class pearl clutchers complaining abt her on fb. that being said, my understanding is bridgerton is smut for ppl who want to pretend they’re above watching porn so idg why a dancer is such a big fucking deal, just sit down and watch ffs. oh wait-

-there was nowhere to sit lmao

-and no refunds

seems pretty clear that after overselling and losing the first venue, the organizers lost all their vendor contracts and had to scramble to have anything at all. could’ve just cancelled. btw the no refunds thing included if it was cancelled - they’ll just credit you for the next event lol

now listen. i do feel bad. I don’t think anyone deserved this really. I DO find it very funny that a bunch of of ppl who can afford $1000 tickets to dress up in expensive costumes and pretend to be aristocrats got scammed big time by Detroit.

[burningcrab]

ranking up with the syndicate system in warframe feels so good. everyone likes me so much :) the people in the fishing village are nice to me and appreciate my help. people in the labor union on venus are getting out of debt. i’m a family therapist. i’m a research assistant. i’m a kaiju-ghost hunter. i’m the guiding light that keeps people from fading. i’m a cool older cousin to some hoverboarding kids in the air vents.

[nostalgicfun]

Koosa! 🌈

[discocandles]

so do y'all remember the post(maybe its a tweet idk) that's like "a hot goth who lives in the woods and when they answer the door, they sigh and say "no, i'm not the witch, he lives over there." and points to a dazzling pretty boy in a golden waistcoat waving excitedly at them. this happens 253 times a month."?

what if I said platonic stobin in a fantasy au?

Like when they go shopping in the market, some of the vendors are like "there's the local witch who lives in the woods, a very helpful soul." and passerby always assume it's the woman wrapped up in a dark shawl and flowing dress. but no, it's the himbo with the gorgeous hair dressed in a sparkly tunic.

and another part of the post was like "a fair maiden knocks on the goth lady's door and says she's here to find love. the goth sighs and points across the road like 'the witch is over there, but he doesn't do love potions. he could give you one for beauty, but it typically just makes you more confident.' to which the maiden sheepishly explains that she talked to the witch, and he sent her over here. to which the goth lady looks across the street and the witch is grinning and gives her a thumbs-up."

like do you see what I'm putting down here? like rovickie? Ronance? Buckingham mayhaps? Steve would definitely do this!

Or if they were to just move in together to solve the issue going to the wrong house issue? perfect, Steve and Robin are basically roommates anyway, you just add in some witchy shenanigans. Like them chatting/bickering while Steve is brewing potions? fantastic, unless it gets more rowdy and Steve adds a bit too much of one ingredient and almost explodes. or gardening together? immaculate.

anyway, fantasy au Steve and Robin owns my brain now

[stinkybrowndogs]

U see i want to spend my time drawing stuff i simply cannot make money off of. Fan art. Or whatever. But alas i have gone into the business of Silly Little Items to buy with Disposable Income in an era where no one has disposable income. So dogs it is. I will draw more dogs.

[nordfjording]

police, banks, legal actors: never ever ever pay demands sent to you by text or phone. signed invoices only. get receipts.

collection companies: if we send a text with a sum and a bank number but no other information, people will surely pay

[hiro-doodlez]

I love seeing different communities/fandoms and how they react to new big stuff happening... it's wild how I had a mini hyperfixation on hazbin but was terrified to even talk about it at all because a lot of my moots/friends would burn me at the stake. (THIS EXCLUDES PEOOLE WHO ARE GENUINELY TRIGGERED BY IT LOL) The only person I could talk about it to was my brother who was mean to me and like 2 school friends who I didn't like talking to. So I just... sat there LOL.. Meanwhile, in a rottmnt discord sever I'm in, after the series came out I swear like everyone's pfp was hazbin and everyone was talking and screaming about the series and how much they loved it (while still acknowledging it's flaws) and it just... wow... it was just so aweet ... .. I should have joined.. I love talking about my interests...... I mean no I don't I hate hazbin it's so weird there's like gay people and I'm homophobic OH MY GOD THATS WHAT CHARLIE AND VAGGIE REMIND ME OF. LUMITY. HELP

Anyways guys I ermmm I hate hazbin grrrr.... (although you know there's like a billion trillion flaws in it but it's still a bit silly. Just saying Charlie would have been cooler if she was part monkey WHO SAID THAT) lots of things could have been done differently and stuff but still there's lesbians

Blows up my mind with mind.....

[nopeleavemealoone]

hey hey anyone remember my skk circus AU? (Comendable if you do, heres a link if you dont and would like to see)

anyways the thoughts on it came back so more art ft teen acrobat chuuya and ringmaster in training Dazai

And bonus, the akutagawa siblings with their knife throwing act!

After dazai convinces mori to hire chuuya to the circus instead of arresting him, chuuya trains as an acrobat under Kouyou, the resident trapezist that they have, and Kyouka (7, adopted beneath Kouyou) who is learning alongside him as a high rope walker. Chuuya is mad at Dazai for getting him into the circus but softens as he starts to enjoy acrobatics and becomes family with the rest of the troupe

(no particular scene drabble just and some storyline this time round oh well)

[officialrapunzelfitzherbert]

hello everyone JATP stickers are in my shop Right Now!!!!!!

they are weatherproof polyester $4 each w free shipping in the US, keychains have also been ordered so hopefully they'll be up around mid to late september! anyways i miss Them maybe i cannot bring them back but i can make silly little art so i can carry them around w me forever <3

(i also still have prints on my inprnt hehehe)

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

im devastated. i got a microwaveable curry from costco and. its not good. Why

[thewindandthestars]

Random interaction I had with a vendor by cca yesterday

Me, to my mom: I have to get my beloved

The vendor, noticing I was talking about the genshin prints: let me guess, Scaramouche?

Me: No, Venti

The vendor: oh