#Vans AVE

[thedeviousmedic]

Hi

[lucavandort]

The Baphomet

[warhead]

[captainmvf]

Some cabeese plus Slick Oil ❤️❤️💙💛

[caramelloss]

put a finger down if all of your girlfriends were getting blackmailed so you kidnapped who you thought was the blackmailer and you held her hostage in a room with your pet bird for DAYS. just to find out it was supposedly one of your girlfriend’s side piece, which your girlfriend then stabbed and killed; so you had to let your bird supervise your hostage while you go help all of your girlfriends dismember the body and hide it.

put another finger down if after your girlfriend used a bone saw to cut her side pieces limbs off, you put the hands head and feet of the deceased into an old lady’s coffin undetected, and then you went home to your bird and hostage and decided to release her. before she left you poisoned her cigarettes tho so that she couldn’t tell anyone.

put one more finger down if you found out your wife was kidnapped so you drive all the way to your other wife’s cult and you and your wives all reunite for the last time and your girlfriend who killed the side piece told you and all of your wives that it was actually her husband who blackmailed them all— and then you accidentally injected your wife/best friend/love of your life with fentanyl and she died!

[chaos-doodles-shit]

Throttling them affectionately

[starburst2000]

Starlight Express Appreciation Month 2024!!

Day 15: Caboose!!!

🎶The Red Caboose is not Snow White!🎶

[oldshowbiz]

Canadian comic actor Billy Van was supposed to be the next big thing, but it never quite happened.

Best remembered in Canada as the star of the Hilarious House of Frightenstein, Van moved to Los Angeles in the early 1970s to join the cast of Sonny and Cher.

But to the astonishment of those who knew him, he spent the decade living in a sordid motel at 6757 Sunset Blvd.

Alan Hamel, a Canadian contemporary, recalled. “Hollywood was not kind to Billy. He was invited there by Allan Blye and Chris Bearde to do The Sonny and Cher Show. He was really good in it, but he was living in this sleazy hotel in Hollywood. I mean, it was a really sleazy part of Hollywood. One night there was a knock on his door. He opened the door and two strangers came in and beat the crap out of him. Apparently, it was really bad. He couldn’t wait to get back to Toronto after that. I talked to him quite a bit after that and he was a different guy. It changed him.”

[avslanche]

Avs win it in OT! ↳ col vs van | 03.13.2024

[vansfriend]

Vans AVE 2.0

[arcturus11]

I was out taking a walk in Toronto along Dupont St. and headed south on Clinton. Just before Barton Ave. I spotted something shiny and I couldn't determine what it was. Being the curious crow that I am I couldn't resist. The entire house and van exteriors were covered in action figures, shells and other doodads. I can only imagine the hours and hours it took to do this.

[zhaozi]

i know you want me

[dvar-trek]

avs really said "here. go watch the ducks' broadcast of this rookie faceoff. we will never televise or stream a single thing leave us alone"

[warhead]

[thisismondaymood]

Headcanons on how StEx characters would react if you give them an energy drink:

Pearl: pretends to not like drinking that kind of stuff but actually enjoys it

Greaseball: pretends to handle the caffeine quite well but throws up when no one is looking

Rusty: he'd either be hyper af (like a kid that ate too much sugar) and a bit sassier or cries his eyes out

Poppa/mama: starts using caffeine to compensate everyday life (just like most adults)

Flattop: he's almost caffeine resistant and even feels sleepy

Caboose (CB and AV): gets hyperactive af and goes feral (there might also be the risk of him stabbing someone with random pointy objects)

Canoose (BV): gets super confident first but has a mental breakdown as soon as the caffeine is broken down by the body

Dustin: takes one sip, finds it disgusting and touches that can never again

The rockies: battle eachother who can drink the most cans

Electra: zaps uncontrollably

Elektra: claims that he can handle that bit of caffeine but shuts down after half a can

Components: are too worried about Elektras condition to feel any difference

Dinah: giggles constantly

Belle (sleeping car): feels more youthful than everyone else

Ashley: she'd probably be very chatty and uses the can as an ashtray

Trax: feel happy and serene for once in their life

Control: gives his parents a hard time