#VEGETA YOU BETTER FUCKIN

[dballzposting]

ok. ok. i have only seen DB/DBZ/DBS and have not reached GT yet (working on it ......) so mmy understanding of adult goten is from the perspective of somebody who has watched broly second coming on loop and replays the first episode of super like a healthy individual & has seen like 3 screencaps of gt goten. also that one goten side mission from Kakarot for the Play Station Five(5). anywayz. about the threeway you propose in your post. now assuming we live in a beautiful world where akira toriyama is introduced to the concept of polyamory and 1) thinks its banging and 2) accepts homosexuality into his heart of hearts (aka we are no longer operating by feasible canon standards) i do think it is PLAUSIBLE. ebcause. here is da thing. in PREMISE 7 you state Trunks is competition BUT (and again.......maybe GT would contradict this....all i know is my beautiful world where trunks pisses on broly) i think he only views trunks in competition for like...normie things. in Kakarot there's this exchange between the two of them, where Trunks (speaking for the both of them) says smth like, "we're not RIVALS that's LAME. We like competing but we're FRIENDS." (<- he then goes on to dunk on his father because "you're friends with goten's dad, right?? you're not RIVALS are you? that's TOTALLY uncool... you lamer.") and while i acknowledge this is New Canon (DBS-era where trunks's "13yr old on xbox live saying slurs" personality got nerfed a tiny bit) i think it says a lot about how they view competition/rivalry between them. It's like, all fun and games and a drive to be better but it's nothing they're losing sleep over unlike whatever da faq vegeta has going on with goku. this is all to say i don't think goten sees trunks as romantic competition. if anything he probably trusts trunks wouldnt like cheat on his girlfriend or whatever. now idk if goten would have hangups abt a 3-way being bizarre to him or smth but knowing how cra-zay and adventurous that little man is i assume it's something he would TRY at least, like, posing it as a joke like "haha could u imagine..." but its obvious he's like, trying to present it as a valid concept to trunks. the unspoken conclusion of "it could be kinda epic doe" is loud and clear 2 trunks. i think the better question is would palace be cool with this. would she do this. it's trunks briefs of capsule corp so like, if you were a worser person you could be like, hell yeah im fuckin that man if my bf gives me the green light i want tobe able to say that i know mr. trunks briefs biblically. but at the same time thats like, mean. i dont know much abt her but she seems like a sweet gal i think she wouldnt do something just for #bragging rights u kno....but u would know more on that methinks.

by the way you should watch the solar entertainment dub of broly 2 & 3 if you haven't they are life changing.

FASCINATING AND POWERFUL ARGUMENT.

I Didnt Fucking Know That TRunks Said That Shit & I Went and Found it on DA YOUTUBE!!! Timestamped video below but below that I will also attach screenshots of the whole scene but TBH I WATCHED THE WHOLE VIDEO AND IT'S PROFOUNDLY ADORABLE & PERFECT

Trunks said that he wanted to be friendas eith Goten for FOREVER .. He didnt stop at merely commenting on the present, but he had the confidence to project his feelings into the future: He's friends with Goten, he wants to continue being friends with Goten, and he wants it to be for forever.

I mean piece and signerture done right there. Signed sealed & delivered. Closed case. I'm willing to accept this as a total refutation for Premise 7 and what i was getting at in that post in general. Trunks looks at Goten with genuine appreciation when he said that they were friends

Ohhhgm my god and this video is so adorable .. I've said this before but as much as i love madness I also LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE So Much how on dragon ball everyone is depicted as truly happy healthy open free and LOVING EACH OTHER. Trunks and Goten just wanted to spend time with their fathers whom they love so much. They both assumed that their fathers loved each other as much as goten and trunks themselves love each other. They thought that the world was just that beautiful and lively. Also Gotenks in this video is 101% perfect and he is exactly swag and epic as i hoped he would be and it's really remarkable stuff. Great video. Great footage. Great writing

It is true that this is, as you put it: "New Canon (DBS-era where trunks's '13yr old on xbox live saying slurs' personality got nerfed a tiny bit)." But I dont honestly trhink that that's THAT relevant becasue what we mostly saw of Goten & Trunks in DBZ was friendly fun anyway, just with a bit of teeth, and then in DBGT Trunks is totallllyyyy chilled tf OUT and we don't see any acidity from him ever I think. So the fact that he's not saying slurs in DBS is I think okay. (I am actually greatly intrigued by his personality in DBS becasue I believe that it offers a great transition into the eventual DBGT and becasue it offers A LOT of insight on his Nature and his Nurture. Now is not the time.)

OK back to the aspect of the post that is about the throuple with Palace. This here ask offers the perspective that if Trunks sort of entered the relationship, then Goten wouldn't take it as striaght up competeition, but instead it would be sort of like "Ok well you know what You're a good man. I trust you'll treat her well." And in fact perhaps Goten & Trunks AREN'T Sick to Bastard Death ofn each other by now and ARE in fcat FRIENDS FOREVER like Trunks wishes for in this Kakarot for the ps5 footage.

This ask also offers the third propositon that Goten & Trunks may consider the prospect of a threeway involving them and one nice woman to be "kinda epic." No comments on that one

Palace definitely is not a bragging-rights kind of person so her motivations would literally be becasue she loves love and she loves Goten and she loves that he has a best friend and that they love each other and maybe she thinks that trunks is cute becasue hes so polite around her. Or maybe she thinks he looks sad and she wants to do something about it. But she has also been shown to enjoy badboys against her better judgement. Just remembered that. Wonder if we could work that in somehow

I don't member what movies I've seen or haven't seen but I'll keep that in mind chief. It's a beauotufl world ...

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[distructodicks]

im gonna ramble about random trumar stuff at almost 3 AM sorry folks none of this is gonna make sense it's a stream of consciousness

TruMar so cute because I imagine them both as insanely stubborn people. They are so functionally fixed and can butt heads a lot on that front.

Like Marron knows how to get her way, her mom is a shark—and if at all possible she will try to get something out of a situation & Trunks is absolutely the same way because.. well...Bulma...

She is a golden retriever gf with a feral cat bf and that's the dynamic I live for.

Also like, Marron is so stubborn when she sets her mind on something or someone you best believe she will be the one to try and manifest them into her life.

I have always said they both are fixed sign dominant, particularly Marron who I fully believe to be a Cancer Sun, Libra Moon and Leo rising — she has to have a leo rising there is simply no way she doesn't. She IS the sun, are you kidding me?!

Trunks is probably like a Scorpio Sun with a Capricorn Moon maybe like a sag rising? I think he probably has a nice ass like really nice?!

He is probably kind of an a-hole when he expresses love because that all he fuckin knows from Vegeta, who just bickers with Bulma until they f*ck it out of their systems.

Compare that to Marron who grew up with two NORMAL PEOPLE as parents, shes gonna just look at him and think "dude what do you mean u never had family monopoly night??"

Like sure, 18 is not NORMAL normal but she is in arguably one of the healthiest relationships in the dragon ball canon with her malewife husband

I love thinking about the inlaws, I need to write more of them. Can you imagine Krillin walking up to Trunks and trying to have a sit down "listen here son" type of conversation?? that concept is probably so foreign to him and all the while Marron is having to deal with Vegeta of all people??

Which lets not even GET into Vegeta and Marron?? Holy shit actually let's get into it. I think Vegeta has a vendetta against 18, like ever since she broke his arm he just decided she is forever on his shit list.

What makes things better is 18 doesn't know nor care she hears this short gremlin man talking about toasters or whatever and shes just sipping on a chardonnay with Bulma unbothered so then what? He tries to pop off on Marron for being her toaster spawn

And I think at first she may not like it but Marron will like fuck with him for shits and gigs. Trunks will also play into it for the reason that he loves fuckin around with his dad...he believes everything like I think when outside of battle u can tell Vegeta something like

"did u know that airplanes are just giant birds" and he'd believe it

all this to say, I love trumar and i love how stupid their relationship is and how stupidly fun the family dinners probably look like ajd i just think they are neat 🩷 you need someone to wrangle in the chaotic mess and who else better than a park ranger

[exsqueeze-me]

Hi how are you? I love you're writing 😍 and I love that you write for the dbz Fandom and for Gine too 😃

Are requests open? May I request headconons of some of the dbz characters (I don't know who to pick because I like them all ☺ ) that pine for the reader or have a huge crush on the reader? How would they court the reader?

Goku: He probably has no clue what's going on (he probably thinks it's a heart virus again tbh) but he just kinda rolls with it. He spends more time training with you and gets really happy when you cook for him, he even tones down the complaining when he realizes that he ate all the food and theres no more cooked.

Vegeta: He's hyper aware of his "feeble attraction" and cant wipe the blush off his face no matter how hard he tries when you're around. He probably sucks at courting cause hes ever so slightly meaner cause he doesn't know how to deal with feelings without looking "weak".

Raditz: S m o t h e r s them in affection. It might not be the affection they want, but he'll give them affection. He might hug them out of nowhere, his tail wagging happily. Or he may very well sit on top of them and mush them into the couch. Who knows.

Bardock: Another angy one. Hes a bit better with it though. Hes just kinda standoffish (more than usual) but hes there when it counts. He lowkey stalks you for a bit before telling himself to stop being a pussy. He just want to protecc.

Gine: The only normal one here. She slowly spends more time with her crush before asking them on a little date. A cuddlebug once her feelings are out there.

Broly: Very smiley. It's kinda scary tbh. Like he has the widest grin when they're around but his eyes still look dead so it kinda throws people off. He likes acts of service and will help you out with whatever he can whenever he can as his way of courting.

Turles: A fuckin menace. He knows he has feelings but hates the knowledge, so he just kinda torments you to spend time with you. Pulling your hair when you walk by. Tripping you and then laughing. Moving overly heavy things like the fuckin fridge in front of the bathroom door and laughs when you cant get through when you really have to pee. Ya know. Romantic stuff.

[roseation]

tags.

[xulcan]

hiii! i love ur account sm like 🥺🥺 is it okay if you could do a vegeta and goku with a black s/o who stims (like physical ones like lil hand shakes and verbal ones) please? like how would they react when they do it and things like that? tysm!!!! ❤️

Yo! I hope did this right anon!

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VEGTA

♤ You and only you will be able to see the soft side of him

♤Honestly if you do the little flappy hand one when your excited he honestly thinks it’s cute

♤He wouldn’t admit it out loud tho

♤It’s Vegeta we’re talkin about nothin new

♤If you end up stuttering a bit he’s just gonna sit there

♤Unecessary pauses gotta love em...

♤Alright jokes aside if you do end up stuttering a bit he just smiles at you

♤And it’s not a “Lemme smile so they don’t feel bad” Oh no no he full on softly smiles at you

♤HES SOFT FOR YOU BRO

♤You notice this and start smiling uncontrollably then it just becomes a fuckin fluffy fest

♤If you scratch yourself or tug at your curls or braids when you’re nervous, upset, or angry he’s gonna do his best to calm you down

♤He’s not just gonna rush in too quickly he’s gonna move slowly so your at ease and not suddenly stressing you out more by telling you to stop

♤Once he gets you to stop you can bet he’s gonna cuddle you until you feel a bit better

GOKU

♤Soft mode 24/7

♤He finds it cute when you do little happy stims

♤Like if you flap your hands out of excitement or joy, he’s just like I need to cuddle you NOW

♤He doesn’t like seeing you stressed so honestly you having the stims gives him some type of signal in a way

♤If you start pulling at your curls or braids he’s not gonna rush in too quickly cause he doesn’t wanna overwhelm you

♤Trust me if he knew he wasn’t gonna overwhelm you he would have been there in a heartbeat

♤He approaches you with caution so he doesn’t spook you or anythin like that

♤He hates seeing you upset for any reason so when he sees you scratching at you skin he gives you little forehead kisses to calm you down

♤He said kith

♤Maybe little eskimo kisses too

♤If you do have a bit of a stutter he honestly gives you this cute little dopey grin, then you end up laughing so if you were stuttering cause you were stressed you calmed down a bit

♤Cuddle CITY

♤That’s where you’re gonna be with Goku, buckle up cause it’s a long ride

♤A wholesome one though

[sevenstarsinning]

Can i get a fuckin Vegeta getting a hickey on his neck for the first time? Like his s/o is just in his lap and hes just like ?! You good my face is here..?

Vegeta's hands skimmed down your back and came to a stop on your ass. He pulled you closer, making the already intense makeout session even better. You were both ravenous for one another, like you had been away for weeks when it was only one day.

His teeth grazed your bottom lip and a faint growl emanated from him as his hands dipped down the back of your pants.

"Something you want?" You panted when your lips finally parted. He tilted his head to the side for you to pepper kisses down his neck.

"I want these damn pants out of the way," he grumbled. You laughed against his neck and rolled your hips to tease him further.

You bit down with a little force and sucked on his neck. The little noises he made drove you insane with need but you had to focus on the task at hand.

"What the hell are you doing, woman?" He pulled his hands from the back of your jeans and grazed your waist as he moved around to the front button.

"Marking my territory," you smiled as you pulled away and examined the red spot you left behind.

"I never agreed to that and what makes you think I'm your property? You're very clearly mine." He pulled the zipper of your jeans down and grabbed the pieces of separated material.

"Which one of us is trying to get the other naked right now?" You leaned back in and sucked on a new spot on his neck. He shifted beneath you and tilted his head again to give you better access.

The second you pulled back, his lips crashed almost painfully into yours. He gripped your jeans and pulled, ripping them with ease.

"Mine."

[trunkzbriefs]

Any Son and/or Briefs family headcanons? Spicy hot takes? Truths Toriyama and Toyotaro themselves can not handle? Straight up lies?

GODDAMN SORRY this took a while cause i suck at putting thoughts together. i apologize for my obvious briefs bias i have more hcs for them than the son family despite loving them both :pensive: anyway heres some random stuff

briefs hcs:

all of the briefs are pros at non-verbal communication. i hc that saiyans have their own language (and also in my own Mind Canon they still have their fuckin tails) and a lot of it is done through tail movement/body posture/grunts/etc. etc so theyve all sort of picked that up. even bulma, who doesnt have a tail, is pretty good at getting across what she means without actually speaking. they still do speak normally but it comes in handy sometimes considering that both trunks and vegeta are prone to running out of speaking energy or getting very frustrated with words, so having another way to communicate works very well for them

vegeta is fffffffffffffffffffurry. without getting too deep into my own General Saiyan hcs (thats why i made a whole ass four subspecies!!) i think that the entirety of planet vegeta tended to be very hot aside from the part where the castle was, where the temperature would drop. meaning that saiyans working in the palace would grow thicker fur around certain parts of their body, and in the royal saiyans theyd be Especially fluffy. he kept it down on earth, but he has thick patches of fur around the bottom parts of his arms and legs. kind of like snowy boots and gloves! he also has fur that grows in on his neck like a lions mane.

future trunks is an actions sponge, vegeta is a words sponge. vegeta will pick up words VERY quickly regardless if he fully understands the meaning of it or not (completely inspired by 'THATS RIGHT BOYS... MONDO COOL' in z) and future trunks will unintentionally mimic the actions of people - around people he looks up to he might take a few small mannerisms from but this extends to copying the disposition of anyone; he's just very adaptive. this is the most obvious (and funniest) when he's around vegeta bc it really shows like. yeah damn that sure is vegeta's son

vegeta & bulla have an intimidating bastard smirk naturally. their natural smiles are pretty frightening and they have to put effort into a 'normal' one. this also extends to current trunks, his default smile is the Vegeta Bastard Smirk but he learned to have a normal smile quicker than his father and sister. future trunks has a slightly unnerving natural smile (the fact that his pupils are always drawn so fucking small makes me hc that he just has a very intimidating look of 'cat thats about to pounce on an unfortunate trapped mouse' whenever he smiles) but he learned to look normal even quicker than current trunks since he's around humans a Lot and is sort of their uh, Hope. don't want to look scary to the people who depend on you!

bulma has some fighting knowledge and mildly good ki control. vegeta taught her it as a just in case so that she'd be able to defend herself against Bigger threats if he wasn't there and also so she could raise her own ki to alert someone to her if she had to.

vegeta is extremely clean and can not stand to have things disorganized for more than like... an hour before he has to tidy everything up. every time he goes down to the lab and bulma is passed out in a pile of bolts and circuit boards it kills him inside just a little bit

future trunks has little concept of power control. since his timeline was always in danger it wasn't really an important thing for him to learn. the amount of mugs he's accidentally crushed is impressive

vegeta tends to not sound like he's asking questions when he is. he doesn't add the proper infliction to the end of his questions and just sounds flat most of the time. it's confusing to people who dont know him well.

im not even gonna lie, im a BIG fan of the chill demon panchy headcanon so i love the idea that the briefs have a Lil bit of demon in them but just dont know it ghjnkm

[banging my fists on the 'hcs that not even got could take away from me' table] future trunks has OCD

vegeta doesn't really get labels but he's bisexual & "debatably a man", bulma is bisexal & bigender transfem (sometimes shes Wamen and other times its like "gender? no"), bulla is a nonbinary lesbian, current trunks is a bisexual trans man & future bulma forgot to explain the concept of gender and sexuality to future trunks so he's a little confused on that front and his gender & sexuality are "i have literally never thought abt these concepts in my life but i think men are nice. i refuse to think about gender though" (i actually have two main hcs for future trunks which are either gay trans man or more-feminine-presenting nonbinary bisexual)

son hcs:

goku is Not as fluffy as vegeta at all, but he does have fur on certain parts of his body. namely on the back of his elbows + ankles, down his back connecting to his tail, and on his shoulders. its inherented from gine!

gohan is learning saiyan language from vegeta! vegeta acts grumpy about it but he's glad to have someone to teach. when gohan learned that most of the history had been lost he basically wished shenron for a big ol book on saiyan culture and gave it to vegeta just as an act of kindness and vegeta was like [in an angry voice but very touched] "Ok. Sit down. You're learning." by extension gohan is also teaching the rest of his family!

i will take ox king being actually non-human to my grave so like, chichi has horns and a very short ox tail! gohan and goten both have horns, but they're hidden by hair. goten's horns are bigger than gohans.

goten also has a more ox-like tail, with a little puff of fur at the end. generally, gohan looks more saiyan-like and goten looks more ox/human-like.

although he keeps up his cheery demeanor very well, goku is still haunted pretty badly by like... everything that’s happened in his life. he still has frequent nightmares about cell & buu specifically.

gohan will freak out at worse, zone out at best, if he's even tapped on the neck. it reminds him of the whole 'getting his neck snapped on namek' so that area is pretty off limits to everyone

goten gets along really well with android 17. they both have a love for nature and 17s kind of like his chill uncle, so whenever he gets too stressed out or just needs a break you can find him face down on the ground outside of 17's place on monster island.

goku is really really good at remembering completely random shit. bulma uses this to her advantage whenever she's working and has him memorize random technology stuff. a week later goku can not remember what he had for breakfast that morning but as soon as bulma asks "hey do you remember what i told you last week" hes like "oh yeah sure i have no idea what it means but [blurts out three hours worth of technical garble]"

oh boy is this a headcanon that has a lot more depth to it than just a bullet on a tumblr post, but gohan has DID!

goku, like vegeta, doesnt get labels either, and does not even Try, ask him about any of it and hes like "i dont get the gender thing but i think lots of people look nice :)" gohan is gay and like vegeta, "debatably a man", goten + chichi are both bi nonbinary, & pan is a lesbian trans woman.

both:

bulla and pan are both into music! i think theyd mess around making their own stuff w/ launchpads

i have a general hc of ki mixing or shielding, essentially, if youre close enough to someone people wont be able to tell apart your ki and you can also 'shield' someone with your ki for a small amount of time. if vegeta has his energy low, his and bulma's energy are the same. same thing with goku and chichi! goten and trunks are near impossible to tell apart, and same thing with gohan and videl.

though goten and trunks are both protective over their younger siblings, gotenks is that protectiveness times a thousand. look at bulla or pan wrong for 2 seconds and you're going to have an angry gotenks in your face asking if you have any last words. i like to think that trunks and goten fused casually a lot, especially around the time where bulla and pan were young, so its basically goten and trunks own attachment to them PLUS gotenks' attachment to them as his own person combined.

i like to pretend end of z did not happen the way it did so uub, using nimbus, travels back and forth a lot. goku isn’t the only one who teaches him how to fight as goten, gohan and trunks all think of him like a little brother and love training with him!

fuck you letters to toriyama/toyotaro hot takes:

cell, as cool of a villian as he is, definitely should have had a creepier final form. or multiple- just something that really drives in the fact that he's made up of other's dna & fuckin ABSORBS people. also his first two forms should have had a different absorbtion method other than the tail thing (not the drinking thing thats fine) it just feels.   Weird. not good

it would have been far more interesting to keep the bitter attitude towards vegeta that future trunks had imo... in super trunks was going through a Lot granted but the fact tht he wasnt more confrontational to vegeta being a dick to him seemed kind of off considering his attitude in z i just.. think it would be interesting and far better if they had more of a back and forth 'family but lowkey hate each other' relationship

i dont want to rant about super so heres some super condensed takes, goku black arc specific because thats 90% of what ive seen of super:

mai is a fucking freak ass weirdo, why did they not just make another character to pair with trunks

trunks not flipping the fuck out at his timeline being erased feels... out of character. also trunks deserved the win against zamasu

future bulma did NOT need to die

trunks should have just stayed in the current timeline

please fucking let trunks and goten grow up. we SAW a version of trunks who looked 14 (history of trunks....) and the versions of goten & trunks we have r/n in super do not look 13/14 respectively what in the goddamn hell is going on in the character design department

super definitely should have taken place later down the line

supers version of bulma and videl look awful. why are they That stick like.

vegeta needs to kill frieza. just once.

fu has enough potential to be a very interesting mainline character and i am so sad he's not

i would actively enjoy a sdbh anime with more  budget that isnt just a promo anime and has a plot that makes sense... i think db should have more wild spinoffs

xenoverse deserved a better story that went FULL in on the 'what if' type of timelines- like they did in raging blast which is a FUCKING GREAT GAME

straight up lies:

dragon ball z is a good series

[ladyloveandjustice]

Saw the My Hero Academia Heroes Rising Movie!

It was a lot of fun (and the animation in the second half was AMAZING eye candy) but also KINDA STRANGE in some ways. 

The previous MHA movie was set between the second and third season, so I assumed this would be the same and be set between the third and the currently airing one, but this actually seemed to be concurrent with wherever the manga is right now, and referenced several events that haven’t happened in the anime yet, and featured characters that haven’t appeared yet. Not like super huge spoilers, but like, for instance, Todoroki quotes something I GUESS Endeavor must have told him in the manga but hasn’t said to him in the anime yet at a dramatic moment? even that dude who caused all the controversy with his name reveal recently factors in and appears for a few minutes. So if you’re an anime-only like me, fair warning for that.

There were also a lot of hilariously contrived things in this movie including the entire premise which was like

UA: so we’ve been roasted in the press and lost the trust of society for being irresponsible supervising our students who are currently being targeted by a villainous organization that will take any opening to attack them. what do we do?

Aizawa: well I think we should send the entire class of first years to an isolated island with ZERO adult hero supervision,where the nearest help is like a thousand miles away and they can easily be cut off from communication with the outside world! Also we should task them with protecting the entire populace, and do absolutely nothing to check up on them or keep the League of Villains from following them and attacking. This is a cool island with no crime on it usually so, y’know, it should be fine.

UA: brilliant!

It did make for some cool fight scenes and having all the peeps in class 1A get to show off their powers a bit, which is something the first movie didn’t do very well. The first half of the movie was very obnoxious in the ‘guys fight, girls are in charge of evacuation and don’t get to fight bc we’re not going to bother to hide our sexism here’ but the second half had all the kids teaming up for cool combo attacks which mitigated it a bit. 

also Bakugou and Deku’s contrasting ways of dealing with the two little kids they were protecting WAS side-splitting; at one point poor Deku has to crawl on Bakugou’s back and SHOVE HIS FINGERS INTO HIS EYES and prevent him  raging out at these small children and it made me laugh so hard, as did the little girl saying “OH HEY IT’S THE MEAN ONE” when Bakugou arrived to rescue her.

BUT HEY SPEAKING OF BOTH COOL FIGHTS AND REALLY CONTRIVED THINGS, THAT ENDING.

in an article I skimmed, Horikoshi mentions the movie is basically an idea he considered for the final arc, and I was like “huh I wonder how that works” but when you watch the last half of the movie YUP it’s truly a bunch of climactic shonen final arc resolution events happening that are then immediately undone and it’s just SO awkward and hilarious. spoilers under the cut

Basically, Deku and Bakugou fight a villain who is basically All for One except it’s A Different Dude.

Deku is all: KACCHAN I WILL SACRIFICE ONE FOR ALL AND GIVE IT TO YOU SO WE CAN LIKE, BOTH HAVE IT  FOR A WHILE AND BEAT THIS GUY WITH DOUBLE POWER AND THEN  IF WE LIVE YOU’LL JUST HAVE IT I GUESS

Bakugou: wtf really. (his conflicted, upset and uncomfortable expressions here were REALLY detailed, like I said the animation was gonzo, but it was honestly rlly weird to see him experience a lot of emotions at once IM NOT USED TO HIM HAVING MORE THAN ONE)

 DEKU:  YEAH WHY NOT, JUST FUCKIN’ TAKE IT, YOU GET TO HAVE EVERYTHING JUST LIKE WHEN YOU STOLE MY LUNCH MONEY

Bakugou: oh shit...we’re going to slowly reach and have our fingers brush each other and struggle until we finally clasp hands aren’t we... 

Deku: YEAH THAT’S RIGHT BITCH!!! AND WE’LL MIX BLOOD WHILE MIGHT U TOUCHINGLY PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND 

Bakugou: fuck. Kirishima can’t ever know about this 

Deku: NOW ACCEPT THIS HAND, AND THUS SYMBOLICALLY YOU ACCEPT THE HAND I OFFERED YOU WHEN WE WERE FIVE OR WHATEVER, CULMINATING YOUR ARC AS MY RIVAL AND GIVING YOU THE POWER TO BECOME SUPER SAIYAN

Bakugou: oh no you’re not kidding I look so stupid.

Deku: That you do, Vegeta.  NOW ARE YOU EXCITED TO BREAK YOUR ARMS!!!

Bakugou: didn’t you spend like, a whole episode realizing you have legs??? what happened to that? but yeah actually i am i have always wanted to show i can break my arms with these powers way better than u ever did!!!

Deku: honestly I couldn’t have chosen anyone more deserving than u to feel this pain

anyway they fight together and then pass out and All Might arrives ten minutes late with starbucks: what the fuck did you do young midoriya

Deku: I’M SO SAD I SACRIFICED MYSELF AND MY DREAM. 

All Might: NOT AS SAD AS ME IF YOU GAVE MY POWERS TO YOUNG BAKUGOU! THAT MEANS I ACTUALLY HAVE TO SPEND A TIME WITH HIM NOW. DO YOU KNOW HOW ANNOYING THAT WILL BE FOR ME

Deku: sorry

All Might: oh thank god i guess Bakugou passed out conveniently before the powers fully transferred so you still have them or whatever

Deku: wow that is incredibly convenient.

All Might: alternately maybe my mentor was doing me a solid from beyond the grave and stopped the power from transferring to someone obnoxious with the other One for All-ers. Thanks Hero Mom :’). always looking out for me.

Deku: uhh when i proposed a similar theory about the people connected to One for All helping me you said it was stupid-?

All Might: YEAH WELL THAT WAS WHEN YOU SAID IT WASN’T IT??? SHUT UP.

Deku: anyway in the trend of convenient happenings, when Bakugou woke he remembered nothing about this fight...

Bakugou: Assagdsfasfasdasd WHY ARE MY ARMS BROKEN???

Deku:... so our relationship in the main series isn’t affected and -

Bakugou: WHY ARE MY ARMS BROKEN IN THE SPECIFIC EXACT WAY DEKU’S ARE ALSO BROKEN???

Deku: ...and the status quo can remain!

Bakugou: you know what. I’m not going to question this any further. because i don’t ever want to remember the fact i held hands with a nerd. god i love repressing.

***

Like can you imagine if Horikoshi had gone through with this, what a depressing ending this would be without the reset???. “all that stuff about this being the story of deku becoming the greatest hero lol we pranked you’  I’M GLAD HE CHANGED HIS MIND but also it tickles me that he apparently thought at one point that holding hands with Deku was the ultimate endpoint of Bakugou’s character. I hope in his original plan Bakugou had held hands with everyone else in Class 1A at that point and Deku was the Final Step. 

Anyway, ridic contrivances aside it was a fun movie and it was very fun to see it in theatres with everyone very excited and cosplayers and all that. JUST PREPARE TO DRINK IN THE SHONEN, CUZ THEY AIN’T HOLDIN’ BACK.

[duhragonball]

Dragon Ball Z 272

Last time, Majin Buu turned Vegito into candy, which means there’s no one left to fight him..... except Krillin and Yamcha.  See, King Kai had the same idea as King Yemma with Vegeta, and the Elder Kai had with Goku.  Except all King Kai has is Krillin and Yamcha, and no magic power-up items to let them use.  You’d think he would at least try to contact the Elder Kai and score some more Potara earrings. 

Failing that, what is Krillin supposed to do that he didn’t already try the first time he fought Buu?   That fight lasted like two seconds.

Hell, Yamcha didn’t even get to fight.  He got hit with the candy beam while trying to find cover.  Now that he’s dead, he just wants to chill out and train, and take a relaxing shower after his workout.  

As far as he’s concerned, life on the Grand Kai Planet is better than Earth anyway, so why bother fighting Buu?   His only complaint is that there’s no hot chicks on this planet, which irritates me.   There’s no girl warriors who got the honor of keeping their body to train on the Grand Kai Planet?  That’s not even true, because we saw a few in the crowd at the Otherworld Tournament.    Maybe none of them are Yamcha’s type.

Anyway, don’t count Vegito out just yet, because Buu seems to be having a little trouble following through on his plan to eat the guy.

Yeah, turns out VEGITO CAN STILL FIGHT IN CANDY FORM.    He can talk too, which is pretty messed up.

Everyone watching is like “Whaaaaa?“

Buu isn’t convinced that this is a problem.   Even if Vegito has all his original power, he can still eat the guy.  

Only, no, he can’t.   Turns out fighting Candy Vegito is like trying to swat a fly with all the powers of Vegito.   Buu can’t even catch the guy, while Vegito can zip around in any direction and slam into him like a bullet.

When Buu can’t grab hold of the thing, he can’t actually do anything to him, because Vegito’s strong enough to keep moving in spite of being in Buu’s grip.   You know, he should have just lured Vegito underwater, and hoped that the sea would dissolve him.   Then again, maybe that would turn Vegito into an ocean, and he’d be able to kick Buu’s ass even harder that way.

At one point, Vegito even flies straight into Buu’s mouth and shoots out the other side, shearing off his head tentacle again.  So even if Buu could get the thing in his mouth, how could he possibly swallow him?

So Buu does the only sensible thing and changes Vegito back to normal.   But it’s not like Vegito was any easier to beat this way.

This is the thing that always bugged me about the Candy Beam in the video games.   First, it’s only temporary, which I guess is a concession to the game mechanics, but okay.   But it seems to me that there should be a thing where if you use it on Vegito, he should damage the user instead.   I guess the same should apply to anyone as strong or stronger than Vegito. 

Anyway, Vegito does his Happy Dance, while the Elder Kai reaaaaaalllllly wishes Vegito would just hurry up and finish this fight.

Then we get this flashback to when King Yemma got Vegeta to agree to return to Earth to fight Buu.   The first time I saw this scene, I was grateful, because they kept talking about it for several episodes, but it seemed kind of convenient.  There’s some plot holes to some of these King Yemma scenes we’ve seen, because he probably would have been busy preparing Vegeta for this, but instead he was stressing out over all the paperwork for Buu’s victims.    

Anyway, the story isn’t all that complicated, and now that I know what happened, this scene seems a bit gratuitous, but no more so than any other filler.

In a nutshell, King Yemma isn’t supposed to give shady characters like Vegeta their bodies back, but he did it this time because he needs him to go down and help fight Buu.  Furthermore, he informs Vegeta that his self-destruct attack on Majin Buu failed, which means his death was meaningless, “no more than a dog’s death”. 

Then we have a flashback within a flashback, which is weird, but we probably needed this, since Episode 237 was a while ago. 

So this upsets Vegeta and he powers up-- I can’t tell if he’s Super Saiyan with this weird color palette-- but he wrecks the decor in Yemma’s room.   Nevertheless, he agrees to cooperate, but Vegeta probably would have done that anyway, so that crack about the “dog’s death” was probably overdoing it.

So this is another plot hole.  We’ve seen Yemma’s place a few times during the last thirty episodes, but this is the first time we’ve seen all this damage to the walls.  Yemma hopes that King Kai will help him out with the repair bills.   Wait, King Kai has money?   I doubt he’d share any, since he’s homeless and all.

Back on Earth, Buu still won’t admit he’s outclassed, so Vegito starts really laying into him.   Only now, Buu can’t pull himself back together as easily.

And he just keeps hitting him.   That really scary music from the OST plays.   Let me see if I can find it...

Okay, so turns out it’s from the Movie 11 score, which you can find on this track from the DBZ Complete BGM album, about 5:03 in. 

Anyway, Buu gets totalled here, and when he puts himself back together, he insists that it didn’t hurt....

Except he failed to regenerate the hole in his stomach on the first try. 

Vegito is satisfied that Buu’s regeneration powers have reached their limit.   From here, even if Buu continues fighting, he’ll just get weaker and weaker until he gives out completely.  So he declares that he’ll now put Buu out of his misery.

Buu objects, but Vegito shoves a Spirit Sword through his face.   Oh, okay, so that’s why this is his finisher in the video games.

Vegito announces that he’ll give Buu a ten-count before killing him.   That’ll give him time to pray or make peace with his demise or whatever.   If he wants to die sooner, Vegito invites him to attack him one more time.

So, to follow up on a reply from @mach13elephantexplosion back in Episode 268, I went back and checked, and Buu was indeed counting to five using the “hitotsu, futatsu, mittsu“ Japanese counting system.   Vegito, on the other hand, is using “ichi, ni, san...”  

In particular, Vegito’s  using the word “shi” for 4 and “shichi” for 7.   Those were the words I learned a long time ago whenever I learned to count to ten in Japanese, and it always frustrates me whenever I hear actual Japanese speakers use “yon” and “nanna” instead.  I mean, it’s their language, they can use it as they please, of course.   Really, what annoys me is that wherever I learned the words for Japanese numbers neglected to consider which words are actually used in regular speech.   The Japanese avoid “shi” because it’s a homonym for their word for “death”.    Same deal with “shichi” for 7, because it has “shi” in it.   Apparently “ku” for 9 is a similar issue, because it’s a homonym for “agony”, which I guess is how “kyu” became a thing.    But ku and kyu sound similar enough that I can’t pick up the difference.

The point I’m making here is that Vegito ain’t fuckin’ around.     “One!   Two!  Three!  DEATH!  Five!   Six!  DEATH-chi!  Eight!   AGONY!   Ten!”   This is CZW.

As Vegito counts, Buu realizes that his only chance is to absorb Vegito like he did with the others, but how can he do it without being noticed?   

Then he notices the head tentacle, which Vegito lopped off a few minutes ago.  

And as he mentally summons it to sneak up on Vegito, we see that this is exactly what Vegito was waiting for.   I think it’s safe to say that most of Vegito’s hot-dogging in this fight was for the sole purpose of forcing Buu to use up all of his other options until he had no choice but to try this.  

Even so, Vegito seems a bit nervous that his plan may not work.   

But the die is cast.  As Vegito reaches ten, Buu springs his trap...

And Vegito uses a ki force field to protect himself.

And that’s it.   Buu merges with the piece of himself, just like every other absorption, although he never actually changes appearance, like he did with the others.   But he’s so happy to be rid of Vegito that he doesn’t notice.

Mr. Satan barely understands what’s happened, while Dende is horrified.  With Goku and Vegeta gone, there’s no one left to save the Earth.

An observation shared by the Supreme Kais.

Meanwhile, Buu let’s Vegito know that he’s number one.

[multiversal-archive]

((What is up with me making everything I touch wholesome??? 

Fuckin’ homicidal long lost brother Raditz? Soff sad boi that misses his family and just wants someone to make him feel appreciated. 

Edgelord Tokoyami? Loves and trusts his classmates with his life. Would literally die for them.

Sadistic angery man Nappa? Misses his people and has a lot of regrets, especially not being able to raise Vegeta and Raditz better, even if he’s still pissed at Vegeta. 

Meta Knight? Trying his best to train the Kirbies and, while not actively taking on a father role [because he doesn’t think he’d be a good replacement for Kirby’s real dad], does have a soft spot for him and tries to look out for him the only way he knows how. Also does sometimes feel sympathy for Nightmare, even though the fucker basically ruined his life and tormented him fr ages.

Androids twins? Will fuck you up if you mistreat children and genuinely love Krillin [as family in 17′s case] Marron, and Krillin’s friends who they accept as their found family. Seventeen luf him family and the animals he protecc.

Nuzleaf? Country bumpkin that did bad and is trying to make up for it in anyway he can.

Grumpy bitch Husk? Tsundere protective boi. Fucking loves Nifty and Alastor as his family [Although he would never admit that out loud, especially about Al]. Also. THE FUCKIN RABIT STORY-

Horn dog Angel? Lowkey soff boi with a lotta squishes and does everything he can to make anyone he sleeps with comfortable, whether they be clients or co stars, and sometimes just wants to do things other than sex, as awesome as sex is.

Nothing is allowed to be without fluffiness on this blog apparently. Nothing-))

[exsqueeze-me]

saiyans reaction if their s/o grabbed his tail real tight, (to catch their attention when they're purposefully not paying attention to her or something like that)

Goku: He yelps, and kinda falls limp until you let go. He's not particularly mad when he gathers himself, cause he knows accidents happen and you didnt know better (he doesn't register that you did that on purpose cause he was ignoring you). He does however stick his tongue out at you and tell you that hurt.

Vegeta: This bitch probably fuckin hisses at you when you grab his tail. His tail isnt as sensitive as most Saiyans, so it doesn't really hurt him as much as it pisses him off. He yells a bit, but hey, at least he's not ignoring you anymore.

Raditz: Same as Goku. He yelps and passes out. It doesn't take him long to gather himself but he throws a hissy fit when he does. Surprisingly, he not mad at you as much as he is with his stupid, weak tail. Doing this will probably get you ignored for longer though cause he's petty like that.

Bardock: He grunts and swats your hand away. If you wanted attention, all you had to do was ask, but now you poked the bear and he's gonna hiss at you and ignore you for longer. Not because hes petty, but because you deserve it.

Gine: Another one who yelps, but she doesn't pass out. She used to be on the purge team, so she was trained not to faint when her tail is attacked. She thinks it was an accident and gently let's you know not to do that, please.

Broly: Plz. Don't. He hisses and his aura flares up. He thinks he's being attacked. When he realizes it's you, he calms down and apologizes. Just, never again.

Turles: Again. Plz. If you value your life. Don't. He will blast you halfway across the planet, it doesn't matter how much you mean to him. If he doesn't kill you, hes gonna be a mega bitch for the next month, maybe more.

[lokiarsene]

I've seen some people saying that Akechi's redemption arc cannot actually be called "redemption arc" and more like him getting off easy after the crimes he committed. Also that he never wanted to even redeem and even if he would he would still feel it being his personal journey and him not wanting the PHs being part of it. I was curious to know what would you guys think about this.

Mod Krist: A lot of this boils down to “we don’t know enough yet, so we have to wait to see how it goes.”

We don’t know how the redemption arc/Akechi joining the PT is going to be handled because we don’t know how P5R will address it. We don’t know how Akechi will be treated for what he did while under Shido’s power because we don’t know how P5R will address it. We don’t know how Akechi feels about joining the PT after the truth is out because we don’t know how P5R will address it.

All the PT have personal stakes in what they do. They just happen to align with each other–and even then they argue constantly about their true goals. It’s why Mona fucks off and joins Haru when Ryuji can’t shut his mouth about wanting his dick wet because he’s a Phantom Thief. It’s why the PT have a moral event horizon when Haru’s father dies. It’s why they all have a good hard think when Akechi gives them the ultimatum of disbanding after Sae’s Palace. They all have personal reasons to fight that they constantly examine and then pool together as a group to unite for the same cause. Akechi should have personal reasons for fighting when he joins the PT.

As for redemption and whether Akechi wants it, this is kind of a dual concept. The first layer is redemption in Persona 5 is as a concept in the game, and the second is redemption as a storytelling device in the narrative. For the first layer, I think as we know him in P5 Vanilla, Akechi equates redemption (or Joker’s idea of justice) with completely changing the hearts/minds/true essence of a person–and as that’s something that goes against his sense of justice, that repulses him to his core. He mentions repeatedly how the Phantom Thieves’ methods is what truly bothers him, but it’s clear that something happens in P5R to change Akechi’s mind. This could be where the second layer of redemption (as a storytelling device) will come into play. He and Joker may have to reach a middle ground understanding of what justice means to them both, and how there needs to be a balance. Akechi’s redemption could come from that synthesis.

That’s just speculation on my part, but I base it on something simple from the original game. Akechi wanted to be understood and accepted. Most specifically, he wants Joker to understand and accept him. So the way I see it, if Akechi is ever going to accept Joker’s idea of justice (and thus be redeemed), it will be because Joker is also accepting Akechi’s idea of justice.

mod sirea: i have to echo mod krist’s statement that i’m unable to make any sort of decisive analysis about akechi’s redemption arc without actually seeing it first. once we actually get the game, i’ll be able to break it up piece by piece and point out what makes his redemption arc good or bad (like i did for rufus shinra in my one post about redemption arcs that’s been circulating around), but until then it’s really hard to give a concrete response.

but like in the same vein, that means that people who are already shitting on it actually have no basis for their argument and shouldn’t be asserting things that can neither be proven nor disproven at this point in time. these people are, as we say in the business, fuckin stupid and should be ignored at all costs.

in terms of redemption arcs in general though, i’ve stated in the past that a villain’s redemption is ultimately not about them, and i’m going to stand by that statement. copypasted directly from there: a villain’s redemption arc should exist to reinforce the righteousness of the hero’s position and to better support the themes of the story.

also, all of the villains that i talk about in that post? none of them actually wanted to be redeemed. vegeta especially didn’t want to be redeemed and backslid pretty fuckin hard into evil in the buu saga by going majin and killing like 200+ innocent people just to do it, and then he immediately followed it up by giving goku a long monologue about how he felt like he’d lost his sense of identity and purpose ever since becoming a good guy, how he didn’t recognize himself anymore and resented it, and how wanted to go back to being hated and feared as a force to be reckoned with in the universe because that was the only time he’d ever felt like he was somebody.

redemption is very rarely something that a villain chooses and strives for on their own due to some kind of “come to jesus” moment. redemption is just something that kind of happens to them, usually over time and without their knowledge or consent. no one wants to be knocked off their high horse. no one wants to feel like their effort and/or life’s work up until that point has all been meaningless, pointless, or misguided. it’s normal for a redemptive villain to struggle against their redemption or push back on it for a while at first.

either way, anyone who tries to assert that a redemption arc for akechi is just a way to allow him to “get off easy” makes an alarming statement on how they view the concept of a criminal justice system in general. in getting my two degrees in criminal justice, every single one of my professors stressed that the idealistic goal for the system is prevention of crime and reformation of the guilty. to view a prison system solely as a tool to dish out punishment is so fucking medieval -- it's such a blatant disregard for basic human compassion and human rights -- that it borderlines on cruelty.

so this idea that akechi or any villain for that matter needs to be punished in some tangible way is just sheer ignorance, malice, and hypocrisy. a redemption arc forces a character to look their own awfulness in the face, address it, learn from it, and change it. and... that’s the ideal of criminal justice that i just stated above. so what the fuck is the point of a prison sentence, then?

it also smacks of these people not understanding that the entire fucking point of persona 5 in general is reformation. reformation of society, reformation of the guilty, reformation of the truly cruel and wicked. punishing akechi just to punish him doesn’t actually do anything, and it directly contradicts the core themes of the story itself.

these people want to punish akechi because it’ll make them feel better, not because akechi (or society at large or the actual story itself) would benefit from him being punished. if punishment is inflicted solely to make the punisher feel better and serves no real tangible purpose beyond that, then it no longer qualifies as discipline or lesson-teaching -- it’s abuse.

and hasn’t akechi already been abused enough?

[butchious]

Top 5 Gurren Lagann characters? ✨🌹

1. what happens when the DM rolls you a bard but you wanna play warrior

im just, like, a huge fan of his character arc, like he’s basically vegeta but feral i guess (i’ve never seen a single episode of dbz i don’t know what i’m talking about). also i’m a sucker for the whole “character is literally unable to use some kind of ability but does it anyway through sheer force of will” thing. and i love his post timeskip character design lmao

2. you only kiss once

fuck all y’all writing “strong” female characters whose only personality trait is feminism. this woman is fierce, this woman is kind, this woman stands up for herself and others and what she believes in, and she’s great with kids. oh and she’s literally the greatest fucking sniper in the universe. but nobody ever sees past her bra size enough to notice all of that and i will FIGHT EVERYONE WHO BADMOUTHS YOKO LITTNER

3. diggy hole

THE EVOLUTION. OF THIS MAN. FROM A TIMID LITTLE AUTISTIC DIGGER BOY. TO THE GREATEST FUCKING HERO IN ALL OF EXISTENCE *chef kiss*. who the HELL do you even think he fucking be. deku heroacademia ain’t got NOTHING on this specimen.

4. mr. genome was my father, call me lord

ok maybe i just like the heel face turn villains in this series a little more than i probably should, but like, i have a lot of appreciation for this dude especially after watching his parallel works episode. like he may have been the villain in the first half of the show but his actions well before the story and even during the story laid the groundwork for team dai gurren to succeed in the second half, and honestly he probably knew this? like, his oppressive ruling of all of earth was intended to protect its inhabitants from the anti spirals in the first place, and like arguably since the anti spirals were doing the same thing to all of space then you could say he was basically just a smaller scope version of them? and you can slowly see him as the supercomputer gradually regain his personality and yet he keeps helping team dai gurren anyway because he realizes that This Is It, these are the exact kind of people who can defeat the anti spiral, because they defeated him already. i think lordgenome more than anyone understood the fundamental nature of the world that he lived in.

5. antichrist

i just really like this fucker’s antics and aesthetic honestly. like, an omnipotent lovecraftian space hivemind represented by an astral projection of a Negative Human Person is in an of itself quite the concept for a villain, and in a series that doesn’t make sense (like franxx) they’d just stop there and call that a day, but they decided to give the anti spiral actual depth and complexity. while still making them act like the emotionless anime asshole villain who’s better than you because they just are. but you see that facade slowly fade near the end when they’re pushed to the edge of defeat and give in to their base spiral emotions and UGH it’s just SO FUCKIN- THIS IS MY FAVORITE ANIME OF ALL TIME FOR GOOD FUCKIN REASON.

[fslut]

Battle of gods was a landmark step in deconstructing everything wrong with DBZ

It really seemed like Toriyama had gained some self awareness and so much was touched on that had to be addressed

It ret conned gohans decision to start a family and stop fighting to seem more like his own choice and not one forced by his overbearing mother

It mellowed chichi to be less ... well just not a great parent. ( I'm not saying shes a bad character or unjustified in her anger just that some of her actions in the original series were uncool as hell )

It gave us the first acknowledgment of Golu being a bad friend to Bulma and Yamcha when they were his best friends with a drunken bulma going off about how they never hang out and how unfair it is

It gave us Goku actually getting called out on his bullshit

It gave us a more rounded vegeta who acted more like a grown adult he loved his family but he still fought and strived to become stronger. Now his family meant more to him than his own safety and he wasn't ashamed.

IT GAVE US AN ENEMY THAT COULD NOT BE BEAT!!!!! WE HAD AN OPPONENT WHO INSTILLED FEAR IN VEGETA, MOTHER FUCKIN VEGETA!!! AND GAVE A VALID REASON WHY HE WAS UNHEARD OF UP UNTIL NOW!!!

It gave us the best saiyan transformation in that it challenges what we've known about saiyans up until now. You have to work together and depend on each other on your fellow saiyans to even achieve the form and segwaying into the best part

ACTUAL CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT FOR GOKU THAT SHOWCASES HES FLAWED AND THE STORY IS AWARE OF THAT

His drive to fight Beerus is seen as a bad thing hes discouraged from it and it could destroy the world!! He admits he just wants the thrill of a good fight and he also admits to hating the ssjgod form because he has to depend on others for it and cant achieve the form himself!!!!!! It actually showcased goku as bullheaded and egotistical without making that seem normal it was called out as stupid and destructive!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then.....

"YO WHAT UP IM HERE TO UN DO ALL THAT GOOD WILL BY MAKING AN EVEN BETTER GOD FORM THATS EASIER TO ACHIEVE AND GO RIGHR BACK TO BEAT THE BAD GUY OF THE WEEK AND SAVE THE WORLD"

Meanwhile I'm just over here crying and softly singing "we could have had it aaaaalllll"

[iamtheempress]

A Vegeta x OC Fanfiction (part 4) ¤ ¤ ¤

Calamatta managed to roll out of bed and redress herself. Pulling on the suit and grabbing a spare to bring with her on her trip to To-Rot. Leaving her room she met with Nappa. "There she is!" He chugged a caffeinated hot beverage down like it was nothing, Raditz stood beside him counting his wad of cash and stuffing it in his armor. 

"Pay looks nice." She yawns and stretches making her cute tail curl and back arch abit. "37,000. Not bad but could be better. Vegeta got the most of it." Nappa nods and pushes the yawning female saiyan a mug of the hot beverage. "Thanks...gonna need it." "Damn right you are! Vegeta is still sleeping. Weird he said he was gonna get up before us.. eh whatever. Lets get your pod and stuff ready then well worry bout him." Nappa said as Calamatta shined off the mug and pushed it away.

Upon going to the pod, her coordinates were set and everything was packed into there Raditz, who was standing besides her piped up, leaning against the pod with his massive arms crossed. "Dont take this the wrong way Calamatta but… why are you so…" he moves his hands in an hour glass shape and tilts his head. Calamatta went wide eyed and fixed her suit where her ass is. 

"If thats how you flirt with women that was a strike out, good lord! And I have know idea why! Its just my body shape idiot…" she comments hearing Nappa wheeze as he fixes some wires within the pod, followed by him clanging his head leaving. "Im not! I d-dont flirt its just that… well… shes got… n-nice legs and … a great fa-" Calamatta thwipped her tail like a nervous cat. The bay door slid open and Raditz's poor excuse for flirtation was stopped DEAD in its tracks. "Stop harassing Calamatta on her body type Raditz, Saiyan women were given bodys to kill, shes built like a fine tuned weapon whether you see it or not." Vegeta points up at Raditz who scowled with a full face of blush. "Oh so you look at her too Vegeta?" Calamatta slaps her forehead and raises her voice flicking Raditz in the forehead for his really stupid comment. "Can yall stop talking about me like im not fuckin here??" She snapped annoyed and heard Nappa close up the oxygen port.

 "Ready boss?" She asked Vegeta, who nodded and got into his respective pod and punched in the coordinates manually. "Later guys!" She got in and Raditz and Nappa left the pod evac room. 

Vegeta's voice sparked to life on her scouter. "Theres a hidden base by the most recent Frieza Force there.. we should make it there in an hour so that will be our base of operation. No breaches from outside forces." She nods and for the 2nd time in her life the pod flew straight out of the mothership into the cold vacuum of space. 

She crossed her arms and watched Vegetas whiz right past her hurtling with effort and ease to the planet that only seemed to become larger.. if that wasnt already more possible.

 She marveled at it… it was amazing. It was a shame she was there for a job to do. 

It was under 50 minutes where there pods broke entry to the planets atmosphere, careening and becoming hot to the touch, cold metal heating up faster, and faster becoming scorching red hot. Then the mountain range came into view, with the ship in sight the two pods crashed right into a large cave system. 

Welding their pods into the hard rock walls to jut through with 0 damage just enough room for the pods to open on the opposite side of the mountain. Calamatta and Vegeta pushed the button to open the pod bay doors, they took one solid whif of the atmosphere and Cala sighed. "To-Rot huh.. so wheres the base ship?" Cala steps her boots onto the alien planets surface. "5 miles that way. Stay within the tree line, follow my lead." The prince cracks his neck and blasts away leaving a trail of dust and debris behind him.

 "Say no more.." she stated following close behind Vegeta. Vegetas eyes were trained ahead. Toa ship that was covered in dirt and over growth. He tapped his scouter to be sure. "Perfect.. no signs of power levels. Excellent!" He smirked, the prince and Calamatta landed outside of the ship. Vegeta punched in a code and they were both let in. "Good.. now.. lets have a look around. The recent failed mission logs should have data from their logs. Have a look around for food and whatever else when i find the log ill call for you"  Vegeta announced as the hangar door shut behind them locking followed by a robotic voice. 

'Systems Armed'

Calamatta turned on her heels and scampered to the back of the ship. Vegeta watched the eager Saiyan trot away, with a sigh and a roll of his eye he headed towards the command deck of the ship. 

Collected with dust and opened up first aid kits, Vegeta scanned the surrounding area cautiously. 3 lone scouters covered in blood sat on the front of the deck. An ominous reminder of the past couple of grunts who died here. 

He snagged the three up and turned to call for Calamatta "Found them! Get up here!"

Calamatta dropped this box of rations she found and walked quickly to the front to see him plugging in the scouters logs. An unfamiliar voice chimed to life. 

"F-Force log number 1, we have arrived at To-Rot, this area is to be our base of operation since the inhabitants cannot scale plateaus or fly. We will commence terraformation and return in a week." Vegeta clicked the 2nd video, a bead of sweat rolled down his forehead. 

"F-Force Log number 2… uhm.. Que, Roa, and Gil went missing yesterday. We have been here for 3 days now and i have seen hide nor tail of them... ill send a distress warning to the mother ship but i will go and find my crew." 

He pressed the last one and the room suddenly became much heavier. "F-Force number 3… i found my crew.. w-whats left of them…" he held up baren bones and armor. "This planets fucked up… if you know whats good for you send the Saiyans.. theyll do a better job.. i couldnt save my crew! This is Nutte signing off… i'm going to look for Roa.”

"Thats… not good.." Vegeta groaned and plugged in the next scouter, A new crew came up on the screen, a crew of ten. The crew was looking around, brows raised and sweat on their brow. “So we are the 4th crew to come to this planet alone, from what were aware these uh… the main population of this race is highly hostile and we need to utilize lethal force...Well update as we go along.” After that log there was no update, no commanders log. He stepped away and swiped a hand through his hair. “Last log…”  He clicked on it which was 7 full days ago. 

A Log List of all the times this one computer has been logged into popped up. It was far more then 4.

10 Crew lists came through. Crews of upwards of 5 being the smallest to 30 being the most. All vanished within days of arrival. All of them mentioning, to send someone stronger, someone more capable. The Saiyans, they begged for the Saiyans help and they were all sent on suicide missions back to back to back to back.

Vegeta slammed his hands down on the console making it glitch the screen. “Of course theyd call for us…dammit!” He barked and kept his back turned away from her. “So they sent them on suicide missions because… they didn’t want to send us?” She questioned, furrowing her brows trying to wrap her head around the situation. “Frieza didnt want to send me and the other two… He sent US on a suicide mission.” Vegeta turned quickly and stared daggers into Calamatta, the overwhelming feeling of concern rain heavy within her head, and sat uncomfortably in her stomach like something she shouldnt have eaten.

Vegeta crossed the room and pointed his finger right into her chest a deep growl emanating from behind his bared teeth. “He went and sent ME with YOU so we can both perish!” “Hey hey what the hell! Calm down abit, well make it out of here ill follow orders.” Vegeta’s vein popped out on his forehead, eyes narrowed furious.

 “Thats not my point. Your optimism is the closest thing we have to any cocky behavior! It doesnt surprise me why Frieza sent me to a month long mission..” She put up her hands and once again her heart sunk; she went wide eyed staring into the princes heartlessly infuriated black eyes.

Friezas words rattled in her skull ‘your life is as forfeit to me as it is Vegeta…’

“I dont get why he would send both of us to die.” He turned back around and walked to a table with a map on it. “You stood at Frieza’s side for as long as you have been able to speak, you wanted freedom from him, now you might as well see the harsh reality, he never had any good intentions for you Calamatta. He wants you dead, so much so hell send the both of us to a lethal planet to terraform on our own…” He said flatly, Calamatta remained silent her tail loosely hanging from her waist. Her dignity and pride feeling like it was oozing out of her very pores. “Now get over here and lets get an idea of the land… this moon has two moons and we have to plan accordingly.” The map is very detailed of the entirety of the planet from the red deserts to the lush green forests and then to the grayed out city scapes. All of them giant hot beds of activity, teaming with life as they knew it. 

His orders were direct and bland. Calamatta dragged her feet, depressed. Feeling less and less like a Saiyan by the moment, it wasnt so much Vegeta.. it was how quickly she was starting to realize Frieza was right, and goddamn did it grate her nerves to know that... The idea of freedom is going to be lightyears more heavier then she could imagine, shes not even close and this is what she has to deal with. Calamatta tightened her tail back up around her waist and listened to her Princes expertise plan of attack.

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[sevenstarsinning]

*kicks down door* can i get a muhfuckin Mommy Kink for Vegeta like pretty fuckin PLEASE.💙💙💙💙🤠

We co-wrote this one and like the daddy kink, this is more of Vegeta with a mommy kink without calling it that. Hope that’s okay!

Another long day at work came to an end and you couldn't wait to get home and relax for the weekend. Your daughter was going to her dad's for a few days and Vegeta had pretty much moved in. That meant lots of alone time with no interruptions.

You unlocked the front door and entered to find your living room in complete disarray. Vegeta was slumped on the couch and your daughter was in the process of drawing on his arm with a marker.

"Why does it look like a tornado blew through here?" You asked as you deposited your keys on the small table near the door.

"Because I'm the Prince of all Saiyans." Vegeta muttered without looking up.

You sighed and kicked off your shoes, "and that means?" 

"It means I'm not responsible for the mess." He barely shifted on the couch.

You glared at him but decided to yell at him after your daughter was gone. You helped her pack a bag and get ready for her dad to come get her.

"He's not coming in this time, is he?" Vegeta stood by the front window watching for your ex to show up.

"So you can threaten his life again? I'm not that stupid, Vegeta," you replied as you bent down to help your daughter put her shoes on.

"It's not like he didn't have it coming," he grumbled. His body tensed when a car pulled up on the curb outside.

You stood and grabbed your daughter's hand before turning to Vegeta. "You better behave."

Vegeta stood in the doorway, making his presence known while you walked your daughter down to the car.

"Have fun with your dad and call me if you need me." You knelt and hugged her before letting her go.

"I see he's still here." Your ex opened the car door.

"That's none of your business." You glanced back at Vegeta to make sure he was still at the door and not charging at your ex.

"I don't like him and I don't want him around her," he said as if it was really his decision.

"I don't really care what you think about him. He cares about us and he would burn this entire city to the ground if anything happened to her. Can you say the same?"

He rolled his eyes and closed the door before walking around to the driver's side. You waved to your daughter as he sped off.

By the time you turned around, Vegeta had already gone back inside.

You closed the front door behind you and got a harsh reminder of the mess in your living room when you turned around.

"You're really going to leave me to clean this up?" You asked.

Vegeta was standing at the foot of the stairs waiting for you to go up and fuck him for the rest of the night.

"Just leave it. You can clean it later." He waited impatiently.

"And you're not going to help at all?" You crossed your arms and stood firm.

"Why would I? It was the child that made the mess, not me."

"You were supposed to stop her from doing it in the first place!"

"No, you told me to watch after her. She's still alive so my job is done." He was growing more impatient by the second but you weren't giving up that easy.

"Vegeta, clean up the mess." You emphasized each word to get your point across.

"No, you clean it." He refused. He was even more frustrating than usual and you were growing annoyed.

"Clean it up right now or else." You glared at him.

"Or else what, woman?" He narrowed his eyes at you.

"No sex until you clean it up," you said simply.

"What?! All because of a mess your terrorist of a child made?" He shouted.

"Do you know how frustrating it is to live with two children? Especially when one is a grown ass man that should be able to clean up after himself?"

"I am not a child!" He shouted and stepped towards you.

"You sure act like one! Maybe I should treat you like one?!" You were fuming and wanted him to understand that he needed to help out.

"I'd like to see you try," he shot back, taking another step closer to assert his dominance.

"Fine. If you won't act like an adult, go to the spare bedroom and don't come back down until you're ready to help like a good boy."

"I'm not some weakling you can order around, woman." He was curious about your behavior as he moved closer.

"If you want to touch me again, you'll do as I say." You refused to back down.

"You won't last the night. You'll be begging for my cock," he said in a low voice.

"Don't underestimate me, Vegeta. I'm not afraid to punish you," you warned. You could feel the mood shift between you and knew exactly how to make him listen.

He laughed, "punish me? And how would you do that?" He was clearly intrigued as he hadn't left yet.

"I have ways to bring a disrespectful little saiyan like you to your knees." You challenged him with a smirk.

"I've faced down the most powerful enemies around. There's no way a human can bring me to my knees." He said it with confidence but you could tell he was weakening.

"I know you're dying to taste me again. Just be good for me and you'll get what you want."

"Be good?" He tested the word as it felt foreign to him.

"Yep, be a good boy and I'll let you have whatever you want." You stepped closer to him, running your hand up his chest.

"What kind of witchcraft are you pulling on me, woman?" He asked, trying to ignore how your hand felt on his chest.

"It's called being a mom, no witchcraft required."

He looked down at your hand and back at you, "but you're-" 

You silenced him with your finger on his lips, "clean up this room and I'll show you what else I can do."

You brushed past him and headed to the kitchen. He didn't call after you or complain, he only let out a grunt before he began straightening up the room.

You grabbed something quick to eat while you waited and after a few minutes, he appeared in the opening to the kitchen.

"It's clean."

You were surprised and went to check his efforts. He had actually cleaned it up pretty well besides a few things here and there.

You turned around to see him waiting behind you, "such a good boy for me. Are you ready for your treat?"

"Yes, but it better be worth it."

You smiled and rested your hands on his chest. "You know I won't disappoint when you did so good."

You leaned in and kissed him softly on the cheek. "Go upstairs and show me how sorry you are for talking back."

He grunted but nodded his head as he followed you up the stairs. His compliance was definitely different. Once you made it upstairs, you pulled him into the bedroom.

"I shouldn't forgive you so easily for raising your voice the way you did." You pushed him towards the bed and stripped out of your clothes, leaving a trail of them from the door to the bed.

He laid down and you crawled on top of him, straddling his hips before he could remove his own clothing.

He looked up at you questioningly but remained silent.

"You really don't deserve a treat." You lowered yourself onto the bulge that strained against his pants. 

He groaned and grabbed your hips, "but you said-"

"Didn't you learn your lesson about talking back?"

"Yes," he grunted and bucked his hips to feel more. You rolled your hips and rubbed harder against him.

"Tell me you're sorry for being a bad boy."

He snarled at you, "sorry."

You grabbed his jaw with one hand, "say it the right way."

"Sorry for being a bad boy."

"I'm not hard to please. Just do as I say and this won't happen again." You caressed his cheek and rubbed against his cock just right.

"Fuck, woman," he grunted and dug his fingertips into your hips.

"Something you want?" You cocked your head to the side as you watched him struggle.

You were both aware that he could toss you down and fuck you if he wanted to, but he seemed to be enjoying himself.

"No, this is fine," he said through gritted teeth.

"You don't sound very convincing." You started moving a little faster, pushing yourself closer to coming.

He gripped your hips tighter, "I want more." He demanded.

"That's not how a good boy asks for what he wants." You continued to move.

"Please?" He begged softly, barely holding on.

"Please, what?" You pushed a little more knowing he was seconds from breaking and overpowering you.

"Please give me more," he pleaded, "I'll be good for you."