Come 2 the Ollie isat oc emporium we got
- disgruntled sacrificial housemaiden tangentially trapped in timeloop to die
- sailor with memory issues who's being directly targeted by an assassin sadness
- assassin sadness that happens to be a hydra and 5 different smaller sadnesses shoved in a boat-shaped trenchcoat body
- the sun rising and the moon sinking
-jr deckhand on second ship who tried fleeing The Inevitable, almost drowned and got rescued by worlds gayest fisherman
-worlds gayest fisherman who dual-techs in kayaking??
- various other ship-based ocs who had one minute of screen time, no names or designs, and all died
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“Why would you want to be a man?” Stop projecting your body issues onto transmen/transmascs!
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for real though imagine being one of the first botanists to study fern and lycophyte sex and you put the sex water (the water in which they are having sex bc they love it soooooo much) under the microscope and theyre cranking out these damn Doohickies that swim like people sperm.... what is going On down there
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This bitch just pulled me up by the collar, made me look at her, and said “look your mother in the eyes when she’s talking to you.” THEN STUCK HER TOUNGE DOWN MY THROAT @~@
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I feel like the first reread of the locked tomb series can’t even be counted as a “reread” it’s just a read, except this time you actually have a vague understanding about what’s going on
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A Stork couple returned to their nest in front of my window today , felt like it was a sign.
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Shapeshifter. Chameleon wished to create an especially terrifying Nightwing, so it took the form of a familiar boogyman.
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Barbara who wants so badly for Cass to be happy, but not realizing her way of becoming happy is different for Cass
She thinks being a "normal" teenager and doing "normal" teen things will make Cass happy, because they made herself happy
But they dont
Barbara who just wants Cass to be happy and doesn't know how to do so
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So this is gonna be Lena the rest of the series, right?
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