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1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, & 11/11/11. NOW figure this the last 2 digits the year u were born + the age u will be this year will equal to 111

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A touching Story: A little boy saw a puppy. He went near it & touched it. Again he touched it. Again he touched it. Oh! What a touching story.

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"Single is not a status. It is a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live & enjoy life without depending on others."

-ohteenquotes

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When men love women, they give them but a little of their lives. But women, when they love, give everything.

ihatequotes

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You have the right to make mistakes. There's no need to sorry if you try and fail. Never give up, you're growing up!

-ihatequotes

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The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead.

-ihatequotes

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A very SAD story

DAN visits his dying Chinese girl friend at the hospital. the Chinese girl said "Hong Pi Chik" then die. The guy went all d way to China to find the meaning of his friend's last w0rd. And he was shock to know the real meaning.

"WAG MO TAPAKAN ANG OXYGEN"

Ngek? =/

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On a fight.Boy: You were fool enough to believe that I loved you.  Girl: I was smart enough to make you believe I did.

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Crying isn't showing your weakness.. Its showing you've been strong for too long.

-ihatequotes

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Boy: I can make u say blue  Girl: No, you can't  Boy: Then answer me, what's the colour of the sun?  Girl: Yellow  Boy: What colour is my shirt?  Girl: Green  Boy: See? I told you I could make you say green  Girl: No! You said you can make me say blue!  Boy: HAHA THERE YOU GO I MADE U SAY BLUE :D

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I'm single not because I don't pray for love. I'm single because I don't play around with love.

-ihatequote

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sa isang museum.

Juan: Ito bang pangit na ‘to ang tinatawag nyo na “ART”?!

Ang pangit, nakakasuka! Painting ba to?

Guide: Hindi po sir, salamin yan!

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DEDICATE.

Use DEDICATE in a sentence.

.Pag ginamitan ng glue, siguradong DEDICATE iyan.

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BE COOL and I'LL BUY.

Use BE COOL and I'LL BUY in a sentence.

.The tourist went to Mayon volcano in I'LL BUY, BE COOL

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wala namang relasyon na hindi nagwawakas oh natatapos. kaylangan mo lang panindigan yung relasyon niyo habang kayo pa.

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DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DEFEAT, DETAIL.

Erap was asked by a gradeschooler to test his english ability.

Kids: Use Deduct, Defense, Detail & Defeat in a sentence.

Erap: (after 15 minutes of silence) DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE, DEFEAT first, then DETAIL!!

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MENTION.

Use MENTION in a sentence.

.Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang MENTION.