#VAAS PLS

[vaaspilled]

I need nyan cat Vaas Montenegro fanart neow

[mirpamir]

The pornbots are massively attacking me again, so I decided to send one the definition of insanity

[zhalar]

rusinat rasahtelee (lighthearted) ku suomalaiset käyttää suomenkielisessä keskustelussa sanaa queer vaikka kvääri on olemassa. tiiän ja arvaan kyllä että queer on tunnetumpi ja täten helpompi heittää puheeseen mukaan mutta mun sydämeni SÄRKYY. kvääri on NIIN HYVÄ SANA....

[sukitaee]

THIS

90’s bollywood songs hit different-

[lostamongthestarz]

This started out as Vaas angst but it turned into Vaas being Possessive? maybe slightly Obsessive. No regrets <3

Vaas being Possessive/Obsessive with a transmale reader

Fandom: Far cry 3 Characters: Vaas montenegro Wanring: Vaas himself is a warning. ════ ⋆★⋆ ═══ ❗❗FEM READERS DO NOT INTERACT, DO NOT FETISHIZE MY WRITING, I WRITE THESE HEADCANONS FOR MY FELLOW TRANS MEN❗❗ ════ ⋆★⋆ ═══ Vaas had kept you his secret, a secret from his men. a secret from his sister - a secret from her lap dog Jason. and especially from Hoyt. Vaas was never one to keep secrets but you? You were the one he was intent on keeping hidden, you were the only person he truly trusted. The one he came to when life got too shitty - the one he ran to for warmth on those cold lonely nights. Vaas was obsessed with the way you pampered him with love despite the blood on his hands, obsessed with the way your body fit against his when you two cuddled. Vaas was obsessed with you. Vaas was obsessed with keeping you away from everything - he’s not stupid, He has plenty of enemies that would kill to know what they could use against him. He laughed along with his men when they joked about him not being afraid of anything, he wasn’t scared of anything he could handle easily - Hoyt? Hoyt didn’t worry him. What worried him was the picture in his mind of Hoyt getting his hands on you. Vaas could always feel his blood boil at the thought, He did his best to hide this - but you weren’t stupid. You could always see the signs. The way Vaas would always hold you just a bit tighter. The way he would have to have his hands on you at all times - no matter what you could be doing. He knew the risks - he knew the risks all too well, His men he wasn’t scared of. Those guys were more likely to be scared of Vaas - some had gotten used to his “antics.” others just did what they were told to stay alive.

When it came to you, Vaas would burn the islands down if you asked. And he had told you that-

"bonito- you know I'd kill for you right?"

"You would?" "without hesitation"

The way he would need to make sure you have some of his clothes to wear, weather its just you walking around or just being comfortable in one of his tank tops.

His eyes are on you all the time, doesn't matter what you're doing. he needs to make sure you stay as his secret for as long as he can.

You're his boy and no one - will change that, Not as long as Vaas lives.

════ ⋆★⋆ ═══ pls send me more Vaas gifs I need them,,, Requests open ! 💌 My inbox is open < 3

[funds4gaza]

Campaign vetted by association and hosted by me

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help2Gazanbrothersevacuateafterlosingtheirfamily?lang=en_GB&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link

So far this campaign has barely received any donations, these 2 brothers lost their entire family when their home was bombed, they are the only survivors and are asking for support to have a chance of escaping Gaza.

Tagging for reach pls RB and donate if you are able, let me know if you don't want to be tagged.

Thank you!!

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[jacobseedisbabygirl]

Having to ask as a anon because it wont let me ask on my writing account but - my brother gave me the idea to edit stickers onto Vaas and it gave me the idea of Vaas letting his s/o put stickers on his face just for fun. :33

Stickers (Vaas/Male Reader)

Tw: Its vaas. he spicy boi/reference to canon typical violence <3

@lostamongthestarz enjoyyyy (my new frien, pls go follow him, he's hella cool!!)

DO NOT USE MY WRITING FOR AI TRAINING

You find some stickers and decide they would look best on your spicy pirate's face <3

"(Y/n), what the fuck are you doing?" Vaas asked, opening his eyes upon feeling a tickling sensation on his face. You giggled.

"Nooothiiiing~" you said, placing a Hello Kitty sticker on his temple. "You'd better not be putting stickers on my face, Chico." Vaas chuckled. You pressed a kiss to his nose. "I have no idea what you're talking about, Vaas." Vaas yawned, turning to his side, taking you into his arms. After a moment, he froze.

"Amor. How many stickers did you put on me?" He questioned. You smirked, looking at the stickers on his shoulders. "I have no ideas what you're talking about." "(Y/n), how many stickers did you put on me?" Vaas asked in a faux serious tone. You only stared in response. Vaas sighed, getting up and looking into the mirror. You giggled and got up, pretending to escape.

"Tu pequeña mierda! Get over here!" Vaas laughed, gathering you into his arms. You squealed, squirming and laughing as he did. He shook his head in mock disappointed. He sighed as a couple stickers fell of his face. "You love me, you can't be mad at me~" You kissed his forehead, wrapping your arms around his neck. "Unfortunately, yes, I do, mi Carino." Vaas chuckled.

Hope you liked it!! This was fun to write hehe

[mashithamel]

I found that someone had transcribed the Old Tongue lyrics for “Nynaeve al’Meara,” but I haven’t found a translation yet. So I took a stab at it!

I’ll post the Old Tongue lyrics, then my attempt at a translation. Words or lines in bold are ones I had to guess at using context. It’s not an exact one-to-one translation, but more of what I think it’s trying to say.

Afterward, I will list out the words and their meanings. (?) means I couldn’t find that exact word, and where possible I breakdown how I determined a likely meaning. Bold words are ones I could not find a meaning for.

With the definitions I will link to my translation sources and at the top the original site with the transcription. Enjoy!

**************

Totah Manetheren der

Waji weladthi tar valon

Ninte ghoba dvo ahendrelle

Dvodrelle duadh ninte khadye

Devore rieht

Riehtne mazers sa’trewele

Aleikya saidar

Mat’saidar daghain’cov

Seren’shai

Pochivat

Ninte saidendrelle

Tsunga ellis sheikar

Ashandore balfrait

Grean al dival

Shukan vaanok

Ni’walden merwon

Kerenya keewal

Ashandore Jaendar

Ashandore ma’zaffid

Ma’tumasenya ashandore

Ashama’sein der mirhage

********************

Far from your mountain home

Now you are in Tar Valon

Your soul is of the two rivers

The waters of the Two Rivers is in your bones

Strive for balance

You balance on one side your magnificent braid

You must own your own power

Your power will overcome your fear

Stubborn woman

Make

The strength of the river

Into a raging fire

Wisdom from the Women’s Circle

Channel from the Light

Seek to protect them

Your fears are boiling

You must let them boil out

Wisdom of women

Wisdom you are enough

Your protection, Wisdom

Will guard them from harm

*********************

Definitions

totah: far

Manetheren: mountain home

der: from

waji: now

weladthi: life

ninte: your

ghoba: soul

dvo: two

ahendrelle: river/waters

Dvodrelle: Two Rivers

duadh: water

khadye: related to bone

devorye: ask yourself (?)

- devor: ask

- ye: I

rieht: balance

riehtne: balancer (?)

- rieht: balance

- ne: suffix -er

mazera

sa’: superlative

trewele: braid

aleikya: one’s own (?)

- al: of the

- lei: man

- ya: my own

saidar: power (feminine)

- sai: power

- dar: female

mat: control

daghain: fear

cov: owner

seren: stubborn

shai: woman

pochivat: start

saidendrelle: power of the river

tsunga: into (solely based on context)

ellis sheikar: raging sun (literally “bright sun”)

ashandore: Wisdom (literally “mountain guard”)

balfrait: Women’s Circle (?)

- bal: circle

- frait: strong

grean: channel

al’: to the

dival: light

shukan: healthy, pl (?)

- shuk: health

- an: pleural

vaanok: delve (?)

- vaa: maybe sense?

- nok: maybe act?

ni: for

walden

merwon: boiling

kerenya: cook for yourself (?)

- ren: related to cooking

- ya: my own

keewal: out/finish (?)

- keesh: out

Jaendar: belonging to women (?)

- ja: of

- en: pleural

- dar: feminine

ma’zaffi: completely whole (?)

- ma: stresses importance

- zaffi: complete

- d: belonging to

ma’tumasenya: protection (?)

- ma: stresses importance

- tumasen: safe

- ya: my own

ashama: guard

sein: them

mirhage: harm

[mimitheaardvark]

Rules: Name 10 of your favorite characters from 10 different fandoms, then tag 10 people to do the same!

(@harmshake) thank you for the tag frien~ 🥰🥰🥰💚💚💚

Bianca Belair — WWE

Anais Watterson — Amazing World of Gumball

Lafayette — True Blood

Pam — Archer

Marjan — 911 Lone Star

Wednesday Addams — Wednesday

Catwoman/Selina Kyle — DC Universe

Louise Belcher— Bob's Burgers

Vaas Montenegro — Far Cry

Johnny Gat — Saints Row

Idk if I know 10 ppl on here so if I tag you and you don't know why pls feel free to ignore this 😭😭😭

@kill-the-artiste @jeysuso @glowingz @thisismisogynoir @alyyaanna @shineekrystalzzz @forgottenthoughtsandmemories @racerchix21 @thekrazykeke @hunnidmilly

[broken-balance-baby]

vaas harem lol (pls click for full view there is so much happening in the coloring style)

[firstaidspray]

eyes, lingerie, location, and stimulation for mari beloved!! also queen for both of her verses pls lol

QUEEN FOR BOTH VERSES PLEASEEJFJFNDNJDJDKKS I LOVE THAT WE STILL REFERENCE THE VAAS POLL I'LL NEVER GET OVER IT

Obviously not sfw shit under the cut.

eyes — do they like to be watched while they're having sex? do they like to watch others having sex? It really depends on who is watching like...if it's to show off (like to Angelina or Solana in BCS or the Pirates or Jason in FC3) then she's into it but if it's basically anyone else then no. She also doesn't like watching others. Once walked in on Angelina and Lalo and had acid reflux and nightmares for a week.

lingerie — do they own lingerie? if so, how often do they wear it? what kind of lingerie do they like to wear the most? do they like when their partners wear lingerie for them? In BCS, I'd say she definitely owns some. Nacho has money and I'm sure he spends it on her in that regard. In FC3, it's probably harder to get good quality, cute lingerie on the islands but Vaas does what he can to get her at least one set. It's not often she wears it in either verse, as she's more into practical clothes and that includes underwear, but if she feels like treating Nacho or Vaas to a show, she'll wear it on occasion. I can see her preferring silk or leather, shiny things, and lots of straps. Definitely needs some chokers or ribbons around the neck for it to work. If either Nacho or Vaas wore lingerie for her i think she'd be into it, she'd think fishnets are hot on them probably.

queen — are they a size queen? do they prefer length, girth, or both? do they like textures? PLEASE this question is so fucking funny for Mari...okay maybe she is. Maybe so. But it's whatever, because Vaas won that poll for a reason, and that reason is good for her. And like Nacho just radiates "win the poll" energy too so like!! Both verses she's set. Also, both. Textures, eh, she doesn't care much about.

location — where do they like to have sex the most? would they ever have sex in a 'risky' place (ex. in the office, closet, public bathroom, etc)? In BCS she usually prefers Nacho's bedroom, but she's also a big fan of car sex in that Javelin (or his stupid old van before he got that car). In FC3, she and Vaas will do it basically anywhere so like. Be careful around the island lest you come across the two sluttiest Pirates who ever lived fucking nasty.

stimulation — how do they prefer to be stimulated? do they like being given handjobs? do they like being fingered? do they like being given oral? is/are there any specific spot(s) on their body they like being stimulated the most? where do they like to stimulate their partner(s)? Penetrative is the best stimulation in her opinion but she's not opposed to other stuff. Fingering > touching in her opinion. Oral is fun but she almost ALMOST likes giving it more than getting. NECK NECK NECK grab it bite it kiss it etc etc!! And she'll stimulate Nacho or Vaas wherever they want, it's up to them, she'd do whatever....ok maybe tits the most. She'd enjoy tits the most.

Thank you for asking i was giggling to myself over this DJDJKSKSKSJD 🫶🫶🫶🫶

[peachfuzz-nygma]

mä oon niiku väinämöinen jos se ei ahistelis naisii vaa pelkäis niit

MÄ EN SAA HAPPEE??? EDDIE MITÄ 😭😭😭 (ok real) (eddie rakas i love you pls mee nukkuu /lh)

[rattlesnake-milk]

Rule of Fours (Deity Post)

Two notes on my last post ?!??! that's actually so crazy. I'll drop two more characters, M'hn and Enaahsa, and then maybe some lore some time this week if I have time.

M'hn is my baby and everyone is required to like her.

🌑M'HN🌑

“Notice how the moon does not rotate. It’s far to focused on the sun.” (pronounced mmm - nn)

M’hn, cursed with overwhelming adoration, blessed with their vision of others. With a pelt purer than any blanket of snow and their focus stronger than any twine, she finds their own joy in other’s accomplishments. M’hn was born as nothing but a mortal cat. They could never find a moment alone — born within a Clan-sized family. With a new achievement being bested every day, with stories of her siblings and cousins being relayed hourly, M’hn knew nothing but being impressed. Yes, M’hn had their own impressions, but have you heard of their sister Wivvel? Or perhaps her brothers Verr and Vaa? M’hn was simply to miniscule compared to their siblings. They all had bigger lives than her. Nevertheless, M’hn was not offended. They loved her family, and she loved that she could support them. Alas, with mortality comes death. M’hn’s figure lays still; covered in earth; deceased. But she is intertwined with the stars above and perpetually mourned by those below them. Their spirit will remain conscious and present no matter which plane she walks. As she transcends to what MoonClan cannot fathom, she grows even more embedded in history. Yes, M’hn will idolize those below her for centuries to come.

M'hn is my baby and i love her so much. Anyway like please maybe???? also i will give a complete rundown on all of the deities once they're all written out. All we have left is Enaahsa and Saveru. After them I have about three or four more things to share about this world before I'm all out.

Pls like this post i need encouragement </3

[ayakoito]

TEN FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM TEN DIFFERENT FANDOMS

ie. fandoms not as good without them.

1. Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad - Assassin’s Creed   

2. Ezio Auditore da Firenze - Assassin’s Creed

3. Shay Patrick Cormac - Assassin’s Creed

4. Aiden Pearce - Watch Dogs

5. Nadine Ross - Uncharted

6. Aloy - Horizon series

7. Atreus / Loki - God of War

8. Kratos - God of War

9. Heimdall - God of War

10. Vaas Montenegro - Far Cry

Tagged by (taken from): @sonoftartessos (stealing your memes :P)

Tagging: You, you & you!! (Tag me pls!)

[fading-event-608]

144 USD in the last 24 hours.

That's 6$ per family member. I repeat that this campaign supports 24 people, and it wouldn't be enough even if there were 5 of them. Idfk what to do anymore so I'll drop a poll for a notification in case you don't have money now - if you choose any option you will be notified in one day.

Tagging for reach, sorry and thank you. Please dm for removal.

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Help Falstin's family survive and escape genocide in Gaza and win hand-made Palestinian thob!

What can you win?

A Palestinian thob made by Palestinian hands, tailored for you. Thobes are traditional dresses worn in Palestine and are embroidered with tatreez patterns of various colors (usually mainly red) on black cloth - you can see the example in the poster.

Who will you help?

24 people trapped in Gaza who desperately need funds for their survival and evacuation. Falastin's family already has a lot of martyrs and they were displaced more than 20 times leaving them with very little possessions. It has been extremely hard for them to meet their basic needs, and they need all the help they can get to purchase food, water and medicine (which are incredibly expensive as there is very little aid entering Gaza) as well as shelter, fuel and clothing as it's getting cold.

Gofundme donation link

PayPal donation link

Please fill out this form after donating: https://forms.gle/1JPkqoab55bxC3iS8

More detailed info under the cut:

We accept both PayPal and Gofundme donations: 50 USD for one PayPal entry; 500 SEK for one Gofundme entry (500 SEK is around 47 USD so it's a slight discount!)

Only donations done after the raffle start (October 19th, since making this post) will count for entries. Additionally, every three weeks starting from today, one winner will be chosen and all entries for that period will be reset. The winner will be given 48 hours to respond and if they do not then we will choose another one from that time period.

Dates for raffle resets:

1) 9th of November - first winner 2) 30th of November - second winner 3) 21st of December - third winner

The winner announcement will be done on those Saturdays at 15:00 (3 PM) GMT (that's 10 AM EST).

Right now we are a little over 12k USD (counting both PayPal and Gofundme) but most of it came in the last several weeks. So we aim to get another 12k USD/126k SEK (again both PayPal and Gofundme) by the end of the first raffle round.

You can enter as many times as you want and can stack entries over time (so one 2000 SEK donation will be 4 entries, or two donations 75 USD and 25 USD will count as 2 entries). Because there will be 3 rotations, if your donations fall short of the minimum donation in the first/second rounds, you can still qualify for the next until your total exceeds the entry cost. For example, if you donated 40 USD in the first rotation you will not enter the first raffle round but can still enter second one if you donate another 10 USD. Another example: if you donated 120 USD in the first time period you can donate another 30 in the next one for one entry. You can enter second or third time even if you won previously.

After you have made the donation(s) required for at least one entry you need to fill out the form: [link]. You will be asked to provide a proof of your donation, your email address (or discord handle) and (optionally) Tumblr/Instagram username. An email address or Discord is required for contact purposes, as there is a possibility that either me of Falastin could be restricted or suspended on Tumblr, but we will contact you on your preferred platform if we can.

One thob will roughly take 3 weeks to complete so please be patient - you will be contacted by your preferred method for any questions after you won and when the shipment starts.

Shipment is covered for Europe, but if you are living outside of that region you will need to cover the shipment cost yourself.

You also need to be comfortable with sharing following info with us privately if if you win the raffle:

address and name for the shipment;

your measures or general size (S, M, L, etc) for tailoring.

You can ask any questions me here on Tumblr or send an email to fadingevent608@proton.me.

Vetting info: #282 in El-Shab-Hussein and Nabulsi's spreadsheet [here], #957 in the Butterfly Project spreadsheet [here] Falastin's account: [link]

Donation links again:

GOFUNDME:

PAYPAL:

[strippiluolamies]

Näin tän faces mut vastaan tääl ku en siel viitti mut rakastan näit

💑 avioliittoja: yea boyo

💔eroja: nön

💍 kosittu: yass

🍼 lapsia: en

👵🏻 lastenlapsia: pls no

🐱 kotieläimiä: oon kaikelle allerginen enkä oikeesti edes pidä eläimist

🚑 leikkauksia: 1 hätä, 1 hammas

✒ tatuointeja: ei oo mut oisin kyl ottanu jos ois ollu rahaa. Fandom tatskat on hienoi

💎 lävistyksiä: korvissa yht 2 reikää

🔫 ampunut: lapsena useammin, aikusena joo vähän ja kokeilin pistoolia ja sit kotipihassa jotain ilmakiväärejä. Ei oo mun juttu

✋ lopettanut työn: no siis kesätyöt on vaa loppunu ku kesäki

📺 ollut joskus tv:ssa: en tiä tuskin vilahtanu missää taustallakaan

🌅 ollut saarella: virossa ainaki. Ja oon kotosin saarelta

✈ lentänyt lentokoneella: joo, suomen sisällä ja joskus ulkomailla

↗ pisin matkakohde: Peking 4kk

🚙 ajanut maan halki: joo lol aina ajettii kesäsin hesaan

🦌 kolaroinut villieläimeen: en onneks

😢 itkenyt jonkin vuoksi: kuka ei itke? Itken joka päivä oon nössö

❤ rakastunut: viimeisimpänä omaan lapseeni

😓 nähnyt kuolleen: en ihmistä

🇺🇸 ollut USA:ssa: lol ei

🚑 joutunut ambulanssi kyytiin: kerran kännis ja kerran ku tartti hätäleikkauksen

💰 käynyt Las Vegasissa: tää on tosi random kyssäri

🎤 laulanut karaokea: joo, baareissa eniten. Se on tosi kivaa kavereiden kaa, yksinki menee

🏂 lasketellut: moooonta vuotta! Rakkaus

🎿 vesihiihtänyt: nope

❄ luistellut: käytii usein sisarusten ja naapureiden kaa lapsena

🚲 ajanut moottoripyörällä: mopolla pari kertaa mut en moottoripyörällä. Ei oo mun juttu

🐴 ratsastanut: ei. oon kyllä nähny hevosen ihan irl

😲 melkein kuollut: hui nope

💪 treenannut kuntosalilla: joo ja itseasiassa nautin siitä tosi paljon. Auttoi kipuihin ja tuli terve olo. Myöskin kun sai viettää aikaa puolison kaa

🏨 ollut sairaalassa potilaana: joo ihan vitusti liikaa. Oon kroonisesti sairas. Myös raskausaikana komplikaatioiden takia monesti

🚔 ollut poliisiauton takapenkillä: en tietääkseni

Vaihda omat vastauksesi.

Ehkä opin sinusta jotain uutta.

Pidä hauskaa!