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Will&pop punk&joint circles&our neighbors the bears.
#Today made me feel old#V distracting though#A whole ass vibe#It's not even two and I'm exhausted and G E E Z I gotta do this again tomorrow
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LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS.
#GRABS HIM#the noises he makes when he’s injured are so distracting though#dude stop whimpering im trying not to get killed#metal gear solid#metal gear solid v#revolver ocelot
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I def wanna color these when I have the energy BUT..... back on a Pokemon kick.... ever so slightly......... also second sketch is so rough SORRY (I DO WANNA CLEAN IT UP!!! But I was mostly focused on conceptualizing the outfits!!!!)
I have soooo many other sketches too but I wanna save em for later.... but let it be known, this is just an elaborate excuse to play dress-up. Esp for Moe I'm gonna be so real, it has SUCH A SILLY OUTFIT and it is SO. SOOOOOO jackass rival coded. Guy who is gonna pick fights and cause problems for NO reason. Or for gay reasons. Most likely gay reasons tbh
#fire emblem#feh#pokemon#moe being a jackass rival is SO FUNNY TO ME. ESPPPPP THAT ILLUST FUCKING CAPTURES IT ALL SO WELL#i am. always thinking it. but moe really does have little dog energy. like it's more cat-like and above all it is some hooved creature#but it really really is. like a little dog that barks and growls at anything at least three times its size like 'yeah i can take that!!!!'#i've also had these outfit concepts in the back of my mind for a LONG TIME ACTUALLY#i just. got distracted. and promptly forgor about it. had to dig through prev sketchbooks to find my initial concepts!#alfonse and sharena's concepts are p much the same just w the added jackets. my old concepts are v early gen design wise#but esp moe here feels like it could be a current gen trainer design. like! there really is a distinction!#so i wanted to add something more for al/shari too. maybe i'll post those v first concepts#but like. i have negative spoons rn. and i got an early day tomorrow LMFAOOO (and!!! i wanna refine everything more!!!)#maybe... even make themed teams... moe is SO fucking easy. i'll spoil it rn it also has a gogoat.#i'm... THINKING.... about alfonse and sharena though...#<- tag that sums up my entire blog#anyways! i've just been busy and out of practice and needed to take a break twofold 🫡#fe alfonse#sharena#moe tag#summoner oc#my art
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my worldstate for if hawke gets left behind depends entirely on if bioware does something interesting with it. i sacrificed stroud but if the fade martyr does have relevance in the game we are now being told will deal heavily with defending the veil, good on them/i’ll eat my words, cause i was genuinely skeptical anything would come of the hlta decision. and if it’s juicier for hawke to be that person in retrospect, that’s awesome and i’m glad the theories were right. normally i would just live with my choices if stroud is the more boring option and deal with the consequences, but i really don’t feel guilty at the prospect of maybe retconning this one specifically considering the behind-the-scenes decision was because bw wanted specifically to have the player make a hard emotional choice in hlta, not cause it fit the story or characters, and that rationale for game-crafting will always bug me.
#da stuff#I think I read somewhere Hawke is the sacrifice in bioware’s canon so. we’ll see#the thing is though I just don’t see them bringing Hawke back for a third game#cause that’s ANOTHER custom character they’ll have to program for the player to maybe interact with#and it’s just easier for them if previous protagonists are dead or out of the way (warden)#I’m sorry it’s just the hlta decision makes no SENSE. the spider didn’t need distracting! they all could’ve run for the exit#as opposed to the Ashley v Kaidan decision where they were all in different locations and you did have limited time to save only one#da negativity
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sometimes you don't need to touch grass, sometimes you just need to spend 6 hours fighting with the world's most unmoddable game to make your beloved blorbo exist in another realm
so say hello to inquisitor valerie uwu
⚠️ do not reupload or edit my shots without my permission ⚠️
#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#daiedit#idk what the dragon age tags are anymore lmao#oc: valerie v powell#g: dai#s: dragon age#g: cyberpunk 2077#even though technically not idk#how do tag this lmao#au: thedas adventures#mine: edits#i think she's probably just gonna be an exercise with other vp tools#i don't really want to slog through this goddamn game again#and it's so fucking finnicky#esp with mods#but this was a fun little distraction and creative exercise#dai's cc and cp77's cc are so different getting a perfect match was unlikely#but i think she's recognizable enough?#idk
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there's this really funny thing cishet women used to do to me when i was a bi man where, upon learning I'm bi, suddenly pull out their phone to start looking up all their favorite men to see how i feel about them.
and like. I'm bi. i have all the choices in the world and there's all these beautiful queers with cool genders and ways of expressing themselves, and even some cishet ppl who are really just having fun with themselves - and you choose to show me the most boring chiselled men in suits??
by the time we hit somewhere from the 6th to 10th man feelings get HURT before I'm finally asked “well who do YOU think is cute!!?” and I blow their mind with my choices every time because i have good taste.
I'm sorry.. I don't know how to tell you you're picking from the bottom of the barrel here.. have you seen queer people?? the average woman??
#they lose their minds (good) over how beautiful queer men can be but.. won't date one#obv I'm being v general in my wording but I'm just thinking about like 2 or 3 specific people I've talked with irl#the last time was this girl trying to find a distraction on her dating app and she'd keep showing me dudes and I'd keep going#(´-﹏-`;) ... as long as u like him ..#i ghosted her over it actually 🧍♀️ she needed help getting the ball rolling so i helped her out a bit#and the dude she was talking with is so... he's an ex boot boy.. makes being street his whole personality but he's not black#and then she's over here wooed by him like a baby looking at some jangley keys.. girl.. we r not the same kind of person..#we're not even Close 😹 lotta red flags w that one though i was kinda scared to let her get any closer to me but that's a whole other rant
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The main reason I go crazy for Traumerei is that I love characters whose core concept revolves around unbending loyalty regardless of the collateral and if that isn't Traumerei to a t (his entire introduction as a villain involving the beastkin even centered around it as well, just to drive the point home). You can accuse Traumerei of a lot of stuff (he's manipulative and sadistic, for a start), but NEVER that he's disloyal to his chosen allegiance. A true ride or die for Zahard
#Tower of God#Lo Po Bia Traumerei#In light of [SPOILERS] relevant once again#Urghi I love him so much#I love characters who are liars and instigators❤ it's fine he's doing it for his bestie don't even worry about it guys#(Don't let the interpersonal component distract you from the spying and big picture planning involved though)#Tower of God spoiler#Vaguely#genuinely hope Traum will be killed off rather than have some sort of weak heel-turn no matter how sad it would make me to see him go#Bc anything else would just be a disservice to the character as he's unfolding#(This is not related to [SPOILERS] but the general fate of the character)#Not before causing some actual damage though...He cannot exit the story with less forced suicides than Yasratcha#(Unless my cracktheory/wish about him and V's death were involved that'd be consequential enough to balance it out)
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#took these b/c Just This Morning i saw a tweet abt Death Becomes Her (via the musical opening on broadway this october)#that had me look at the poster like Ohhh Just Like Cosmo i.e. i now realize this is surely a reference to that#it's really fun b/c That Doesn't Matter / you do not have to realize lol. like i think i enjoy things all the more for Not getting a ref#afaik the mismatched / fake legs is not a specific reference lmao but. even though the Torso Hole felt v specific obv didn't know that one#and given the other Visual On The Poster that isn't the more boring version is the [twisted around 180 degrees neck]#does it count when that also happens to cosmo when he's distracted by their passion for mail? who can say#i mean the moment is presumably that ''see? Not Real Humans'' element too anyway lol. given that it feels uncomfortable but is not lethal#cosmo & extra tiny wanda....cosmo & Backless Expanded Shirt Model so the visual Empty Body gag reads better / more strikingly#love the aesthetics of his abdominal jellybeans. candy becomes him
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Health paranoia is annoying as heck. >_>;
#am I 70% certain that half of the sensations I’m experiencing are just fuckin’ anxiety?#yes#does the fact remain that my back and arm have been painful and/or numb off and on for a while now#and that just now I felt properly lightheaded for the first time since my med change?#also yes#(the arm/back bs is real and I have an appointment tomorrow.)#(the lightheadedness is SUSPICIOUSLY precisely timed with me worrying about heart attack symptoms 🙄)#edit: 98% certain. shockingly I felt fine after being distracted for 10 minutes. who could have guessed!#arm and back are still v unhappy though. so. yeah. appointment tomorrow I guess#life flails#health flails#complaining#my stuff
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would anyone like to be very kind and also very inquisitive and ask me questions about my ocs on this dark november evening
#I am going to have to do a Scary Thing and a bit of distraction in that line would be much appreciated#not v. much energy for tracking down lists of questions at present though
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Philippus? Wym philippus this is a wholeass other woman?????? She's white?????? Guys come on now
ALSO cursed white Euboea in this same sequence.... homeboy she's Asian please stop
Joe Phillips I'm sorry but this is some shitty ass guest pencilling how can you not know anything abt what these people look like thats literally your job... you also just needed to read the issue before this to know?
Editors should have caught this one these are major Amazon characters
#also i did a quick wiki check for one thing and basically confirmed that i was right about this entire arc so i win i guess 💪💪💪💪#like “the amazons are starting some crazy murder shit!” are they really now. which amazons may i ask? are you sure its not the bana-#oh yep its the baba mighdall. well then. TOTALLY didnt see this coming (said w love)#i mean its like maybe im being perceptive but they literally showed two of them in their armor and had one say phthia aka one of the#founders of the bana. like okay i had to do a wiki to check that and obvi id know slightly more than a pérez run reader abt them#(but not much honestly ive read the same stuff they wouldve just plus some fandom osmosis/knowing who artemis is) but i digress. do think he#maybe could have put showing them off but i understand the motive of not wanting readers to go months thinking the amazons were chopping#ppls heads off. but they could have teased the mind control red herring (probably? think it was a red herring although it could pop back up#the arc is still ongoing) a little bit more considering weve had dr psycho starting shit for the past 4 (at LEAST) issues but well whatever#anyways the pencilling on this one needed help like its not even a coloring issue at the core of it its legit this guest guy drawing#totally different people... very lame#anyways maybe im too quick to blame it all on the bana i am only halfway through the arc#like i do think it is the bana. i think thats the answer. but again dr psycho IS causing problems and theres been hints of the cheetah being#involved (“animal attack” killings + a shot of her in arkham) AND circe was namedropped (although now we know it was dr psycho) but im still#slightly suspicious bc there seems to be possesed animals... like they are v much laying different hints and pathways here#but i think its the bana. i think its psycho fucking around and also the bana and MAYBE a psycho controlled cheetah or the bana mimicing her#patterns. or are the bana even there if psychos involved??? he could just be fucking around then- okay you know what. maybe im less sure of#this than i thought and should just read more. wait but how would psycho even know about the bana to have ppl hallucinate hed just use the#themyscirans-- okay i need to read more im getting distracted. the bana are definitely involved though im calling it. its them and maybe#psycho. and maybe cheetah. and maybe circe but likely not bc we already established that was a false lead. unless that was also a trick. and#WHAT ABT ARES ALL THE STOLEN ARTIFACTS HAD TO DO WITH WAR--#.... guys im losing it. fuck it im saying its all giganta and calling it a day i cant do this#no but i love how this mystery is set up its like they just dropped clues for every single ww villain onto it and said “here. good luck.”#this is before the big ww crossover too so it could actually be all of them im losing my mind here. WHO IS IT#ive twisted myself in a circle here i dont know anything now. only that i did call it if it was the bana. or if theres mind control or smth#sus about heracles cup. i also called that although its seeming less and less likely now that the bana and psycho are likely involved. and#maybe cheetah. and circe. and ares. guys im falling apart here#what was the point of this post then? oh shitty guest pencilling and editor flops. the editor flop part i can understand im sure they were#busy even if this is a big thing to miss imo. the penciller though is just silly come on now. someone should have caught that. anyways--#swishy liveblogs
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anybody else pent up with something more than usual today or is it just me
#it's valeriia talking#1. saw the mummy yesterday w my bf so obv v bisexual mentally rn#2. on my second day of my period but also hooked up earlier today#3. super excited to work my fav shift then go shopping for a sexy outfit and see challengers tomorrow#4. got so distracted by how hot a coworker looked today almost drove into a wall#5. just jittery in general even though i only had one coffee earlier today#6. having a lot of feelings abt buck/eddie#like. so many things
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Oh. Never again will he be distracted by a pretty face. The cost is too high.
#.//will i ever recover financially from not redeeming the codes this friday... (I FORGOT. zl distracted me)#.//(i'm blaming zl entirely)#.//whatever. it's not even two wishes#.//i don't care 💔#.//tsk#v: the architect ✦ main#.crack#.//kvh dropping everything for a gentleman for liyue with Taste though
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Alhaitham has a tendency to accidentally squish his partner's face into lil ducklips in gently grabbing their face and trying to steal a kiss, but will always get so distracted by how cute he thinks his partner looks like that, he'd forget why he even did that in the first place.
#hc; alhaitham#//Like#//He'll see them chilling on the divan or smth; or at their desk and amble right on over#//Gently make a grab for their face in a way that gets their lips puckered#//Then just#//Staaaaares#//Genuinely and so rapt at attention at that; he thinks the expression is so gottdam CUTE#//V silly; but v cute#//If his partner gets annoyed bc he didn't end up kissing them and starts telling him off for that; he'd end up laughing#//Full on LAUGHING; bc of his own dumbassery and how much cuter they are getting all worked up bc they got denied a kiss bc of it#//If they kiss HIM while distracted though; he WILL get so flustered#//Blue screen momentarily; then get so red-faced; he WILL try to hide the face into their shoulder#//Or try to make a run for it bc his brain just#//Sounded off a Windows error noise jdbgjdg#//Dropping this Immediately after THAT plot bunny bc yes lol#//Silly lil palate cleanser
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@midnightactual ll Plotted
It had been a routine mission at first, one Nobunaga and many other servants with the skill of Independent Action would often undertake. Davinci's sensors had located a holy grail replica, somewhere in the reaches of time. A singularity, as they called -it a breach so grand in the timeline of history that it threatened the very reality they were trying to restore.
Nobunaga's inherit powers as an archer allowed her to stay manifested for around two days without her master around, but they never dared send her out for more than a few hours to scout ahead without Ritsuka, and only when the threat to reality was considered rather minor - the type of thing that would barely require an effort to fix. As faint as the signal was that the staff achieved, they didn't disturb the young mage's sleep to mention the situation. They'd report to him in the morning, everyone figured, after Nobunaga's return report.
The coordinates are set for somewhere in Japan, sometime after 2016. Close to the time period they had wrongly labeled as "The final singularity". Simple. Easy, even.
But something goes wrong. Drastically so. The servant could knew it before she had even finished rayshifting to the coordinates. A blinding, searing pain shot across her nerves; like all her mana circuits had been fried at once. It ends as quickly as it starts. She stumbles out of the coffin with a gasp as the thing slowly dissolves from the world. She attempts to contact Davinci back on the ship, but gets nothing but static in her communicator. Useless.
Although she didn't feel any pain, it somehow felt as though she was missing a part of her- like a limb had detached itself without warning. Regardless, she figured the best thing she could do at the moment was simply get on with the mission that had been assigned to her, if for nothing else than a distraction.
She decides to begin in spirit form, walking in the space between the physical and ethereal planes. Though she can't interact with anything around her, she can at least take a good view of the city without drawing attention to herself. She finds nothing unusual, much to her dismay, but a thriving city. Certainly, one with its fair share of some less than appealing areas, but nothing that could explain what had peaked the interest of the radar. She would have usual taken the time to revel in the modern marvels far outside her time period, but she can't focus now. That uneasy feeling of anxiety was only growing stronger and stronger.
She materializes back into the physicals realm a few hours later. Thankfully, she was able to get a hold of Chaldea this time. But, as expected, the news isn't good. She's ended up no where near where she's supposed to- in another universe, entirely, even. It was one that ran parallel to that of their own - not interfering with their timeline at all. It means she can't simply rayshift back, it'll take a long time to get her back. Then, comes the worst news of all: her contract's been severed. She's lost her connection to her master- her source of mana. Though they'll try everything they can to save her, it's unlikely to happen within the span of two days. It's suggested she stay in spirit form to conserve the mana she has left.
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Two days come and pass, although it seems like an enteral wait. It's through either determination or sheer luck that she's managed to live this long, hoping to be reunited with her loved ones on board the ship: her wife. her brother. her best friend. her niece.
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It's in a vain attempt to distract herself, spirit wandering from one rooftop to another, that she sees it for the first time. This shadow, a presence unlike any she's ever seen dragging its lumbering feet through the city gravel. It's half the size of an average house, figure both human and distinctly inhuman all at once. A large hole in its chest, gnashing teeth behind an ugly mask.
Nobunaga's first thought is how incredible it is that no one's reacting to its presence: only the destruction it accidently causes as it moves along. This beast was moving along unseen, overturning sidewalks and bending light posts.
She wants to reveal herself, but can't. She's been warned that if she manifests in her physical form again, there wouldn't be enough mana in her left to turn back - and she'd drain away her reserves before the end of the day.
Foolishly, she follows it. Even though she knows her time in Chaldea has made her soft, even though she knew she wouldn't be able to stand by if it went after a human life.
The result is predictable, in hindsight. When the mangy creature reaches for a teenage boy, sleeping on a bench in the middle of the summer afternoon, she breaks. Feet hit the roof tiles with a clatter as she manifests, a wave of her hand summons a matchlock rifle, and she fires. It roars as the bullet goes through its shoulder, the teenage boy awoken by the sound of the gunshot. Her rifle falls, sliding down the roof as it dissipates again. She focus on running now to lead it away, manifesting another between two houses, just enough to allow her to jump the gap. Her communicator has to be turned off, as it's already started annoying her ceaselessly. ( No doubt with Davinci and Sherlock screaming at her from the other side. )
She sprints as the beast runs after, leaving debris in its wake as it tries and fails to reach for her. Her only thought is getting it away from the general population, into an empty, open soccer field she had noted earlier.
Her landing is anything but graceful. She stumbles, almost falls. She decides to conjure one last loaded rifle, into her arms this time. She aims, and fires just in time as the white mask comes only a few meters from her. Blood splatters on her face as it falls, hopefully for good.
" Freak." She muttered, spitting at the ground. She had to get one last insult in before she collapses to her knees. Exhausted, but also not gone yet.
In a few hours time, though, that would change.
#this was like SO MUCH SET UP SO#Don't feel like you have to match length at all lol#as expected I got super carried away as usual#SO ANYWAS figured our main villian would probably manifest hollows as a distraction while he's working up his master plan#If Nobunaga was NOT super strong against demonic/ heavenly attributes she would not have been able to pull this off rn though#but i decided to leave it up to you if she'd actually killed it or not ^^#midnightactual#the fool of owari [ nobunaga ]#v; Ally of Proper Human History#Servant Manifestations [ Threads ]
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‘ i will either find a way, or i will make one. ’ // @dryadalismagicae { Na'elle }
It has not been long that Zerith was returned to himself, a mere two days indeed since he was brought from that dark and twisted form that had skittered about in the shadows, clutching the light of that accursed lantern and ceaselessly uttering his praises of the Absolute.
His mind is still healing from being so fractured, so shattered, his body still feeling somewhat clumsy and unnatural after so many years with several more legs, yet even so…
He'll be damned if he will allow this horror to continue now that he is himself once more, now that he has been told how this nightmare might, at last, be brought to an end.
[ He owes it to Eilistraee—does he not?—and to the adventurers within this party that the broken Oath of Vengeance paladin turned Cleric of the Absolute had been rescued from his curse rather than simply struck down. He would not allow that debt to remain unpaid. ]
"As I will see this finished and set right. If it is the last task that I do before departing to the hereafter, then at least this second chance will have been well-spent."
#dryadalismagicae#|| ' suffer no evil to live ' || { zerith }#v; tbd#// So here's a novella as usual but some. xD#// But. Look. Is there actually a way to return a drider to their prior form? Not that I know of from what little I know.#// But I wanted to save Kar'niss so I did xD#// A demigoddess of Eilistraee did it#// I still have to add her bio on here but it's Halisstra#// Impressed by Zerith's bravery to stand up to Lolth and her matriarchs Eilistraee had tasked her daughter with finding him and helping#// Though the curse made it difficult as in this verse she has been trying to catch the drider for some time#// It's with the distraction the party offered she was finally able to catch up to him and break the curse as her mother wished#// And he becomes a cleric of Eilistraee#// Though even without his Oath he retains a very Paladin mentality xD
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