#V YOU GONNA KILL ME ISTG

[ldh0000]

oddly active here but i need to share things what 🤷🏻‍♀️ sub renjun is my roman empire and suddenly i'm having ideas... 😋😋😋

sub!renjun x reader

warning:smut without a plot just wanted to write sub renjun🫶🏻

wc:0,7k

"It's our turn, baby." Renjun, who was sitting on your lap, turned around and looked at the uno cards in your hand. He chose one of them and placed it on the table before turning back to you, wrapping his arms around your waist again and kissing your lips, briefly running his tongue inside your mouth before pulling back. "Get a fucking room." You giggled when Haechan spoke. "You're just jealous." You turned your attention back to him, Renjun shifted in your lap, smiling slightly when he pressed his hips against you, leaned into Renjun's ear, who was burying his head in your neck. "Stay still, you don't want to hear the others complaining again, do you?" He whined, when it was your turn again, you threw a card, and Renjun started to cover your cheek with kisses. "Oh really? This is the second time I've picked up four cards, that's enough.." Renjun brought his kisses to your lips in between Haechan's complaining. You put your hands inside his shirt, slowly caressing his bare skin, Renjun whimpered into your mouth, you smiled and pulled back. “Are you tired?” He nodded briefly, getting up from your lap, you placing the cards on the table and standing up as well. “Where?” You turned to Haechan. “You wanted us to find a room?” Haechan rolled his eyes briefly as the other members laughed amongst themselves.

When you got to your room, you laid down on the bed, Renjun laid down on top of you as soon as you laid down and buried his head in your neck. You started to stroke his hair, pressing small kisses to it. Renjun pulled back and looked down at you, you giggled at how cute he looked with his sleepy eyes, he moved his hips against you, you could feel him hardening already, Renjun parted his mouth and let out a low moan. You moved your hands to his waist, caressing his bare skin again, the feeling of your fingers gave him a momentary shiver. He leaned in and placed a lazy kiss on your lips, then spoke with a pout on his lips. “Please touch me..” You laughed at his request, your hand going down to his swollen cock, starting to stroke it lightly. “You’re tired and still willing?”

He swallowed hard and nodded, you switched positions and made him lie down underneath you, helping him take off his clothes. Being completely naked made him feel embarrassed, you smiled at his cuteness once more and got between his legs. Renjun held his breath for a moment when you took his cock in your hand, licking it from head to toe. “Y-Y/n..” The way he said your name made you want to do more. You started moving your hand on his cock, movements were slow, making Renjun whine a few times. You looked at his face, his cheeks were slightly red, you reached out, grabbed his chin with your other hand. “Open your mouth, baby.” He did as you said, slightly opening his mouth and without waiting, you pushed your tongue into his mouth.

He wrapped his arms around you, his cock started to slide easily in your palm, precum slowly dripping down. As your kiss got messier, Renjun’s saliva dripped from the corner of his mouth, you pulled back. His eyes were closed, mouth slightly open, and his occasional moans made you chuckle. “Feel good?” He nodded, burying his head in your neck. “Your hand feels so good…” You felt his kisses on your neck. His entire cock was completely wet and soaked, you continued to move your hand, slowly getting faster with each movement. Renjun’s whimpers were muffled, when he was getting close, he threw his head back and moan loudly. You leaned in closer and kissed his cheek, then whispered to his ear. “Shh, the others might hear you, baby.” He shook his head. “I can’t..I’m- ah- so close, please..” You laughed at how cute he was and let him cum, some of his juices running down his cock while some of them got on you shirt. “I’m sorry..” You took off your shirt, staying just with your bra. “It’s okay, love.” You let Renjun lie down comfortably on the bed. When you put the blanket on him, he wrapped his arm around your waist without waiting and buried his head on your chest, you caressed his hair and gave him a small kiss. "Good night Junnie."

[bbgliker-teehee]

thoughts on ep 8 (huge spoilers):

-the only thing i had a good laugh at was katie killjoy's "congratulations for charlie and her crew for not being fucking useless for once", and nifty killing adam.

- was alastor's use of the word "fuck" supposed to be intimidating?? it just... ruins his character imo. pilot al would never.

- i despise charlie in that ep ngl. you're the princess of hell, and yet you're completely useless? i swear if she actually stepped up, we could've finally had a female character achieve something, but no. charlie is a baby, and lucifer had to come save her. she had no growth at all. maybe finally tossing the "kind" act to save the people she loves, but no. even pentious dying didn't do anything to her in terms of useful enragement or power. vanny (god, i refuse to call her vaggie) had a whole arc on ep 7 about fighting for the people she loves and how the thought of losing that should empower her, and it did. but with charlie, she just stayed the same. fuck, even angel had more development even if it also doesn't make sense (he is still chained to val and not free, nothing has changed) you can definitely tell viv plays favorites. also, dazzle died and she just?? doesn't acknowledge it???? and "dad pls stop adam has had enough 🥺". he. literally. slaughterd. thousands. of. sinners. for. eternity. what. is. your. issue. you're all about "my people shouldn't be slaughtered" and then defend the guy who is directly responsible.

-its so madly disappointing that in H*B the other sins get over-complicated and large designs when enraged and charlie is just. tail & horns. i like lucifers a tiny bit more but even the literal ruler of hell has a weak "beast" form. also how can they have a whole hellborn species directly referencing baphomet (the candle demons) and then lucifer literally has the horns & the flame too???

- ofc lilith is bad. bet she made a deal to stay in paradise and away from adam.

- "hey one of your patrons died. lets build a new hotel"

- more V's in season 2? oh god. please do one tying right and kill val off. or put him in suffering for all eternity. best thing: angel takes over, kills him, and becomes an overlord replacing val. istg since angel is still stuck i wouldn't be surprised if they did something like episode 4 again.

- i desperately wanted to like something about this show, but its impossible...

sorry for the insane long rant...

The finale was just a big old nothing Burger to me honestly...

Hell, just to be nice I was gonna name something interesting that I actually liked and I couldn't name anything lol

[ace-hell]

Ok so i started castlevania a few days ago and here are my thoughts so far:

-gruesome, more than i expected, but its fine

- gosh i love trevor

-i absolutely LOVE trevor, sypha and alucards friendship. Priceless, there's bickering but not in a childish way its nice to see it

-alucard is a bebi

-hector is super autistic coded and he a bebi too i liek him

-it was understandable from the moment carmilla came in that she'd betray Dracula and all but SHE HIT HECTOR! AND THE WAY SHE TREATS HIM? that bitch

-draculas last moments understanding he is trying to kill his son and accepting his death was touching. I think he wanted to hug alucard one last time before trevor cut off his head

-it still fucks my brain how brainwashed and stupid people can be over an ideology and belief and when you understand its an ADULT? idk it still shocks me that the church actually treated people like that. Horrible

-i know i won't get it but im still having hopes in everything i see for even a small jewish representation

-hector gonna die isn't he right?

-can't get over the fact that deaculas last name is tepes(tepesh) which sounds like tipesh in hebrew and it means stupid. Lmfao for me his name is "vlad dracula stupid"

-sypha is a super cool character, stronk magician smart woman

- kinda wanted to see more of godbrand but eh i don't feel like i missed something

-ALUCADS LIL DOLLS OF TREVOR AND SYPHA!!! HOW HE MIMICS THEM!!! absolute bebi

-plz save hector #justiceforhector (i know he helped the genocide of humanity but how can you stay mad at him huh?)

That's it for now, started S3 let's see how it gets even more fucked up

Update:

-GOSH i fucking LOVE trevor hehe

-alucard is still a bebi yes yes

- SUMI AND TAKA???? SO ??? BEAUTIFUL???? I-wow

-why everyone whispering

-have confused feelings about lenore, she is a very cool, pretty and interesting character but i feel like she'll kill my baby hector

-btw hector is a sub confirmed

-hectors nudity was NOT something i was prepared for, much less than the gore

-istg isaac and that captain were flirting at one point

-the head of the priory is so fucking creepy like yes dude we get it, we see them, put them away. Where did he get all those eyes from. And disgusting as hell.

-"what the fÜCK is a toilet paper" had me dead, my favorite line yet.

- me at the beginning of S3ep9: "wow half of the main characters fight for their lives while the other half are fucking". Me at the end of S3ep9: "oh. Oh, well nevermind. I knew it will come to this"

- i just KNEW lenore will betray hector ay ay ay. For alucard less, but not mid fucking oy vey

Update 0.2:

-im still so mad about the whole ordealwith sumi and taka

-hector?? I have so many things to say and questions to ask. You go girl, ily.

-alucard is STILL a bebi.

- can't imagine his pain by seeing how someone takes rhe soul of your parents and just tortures tgem for their own needs, thinking they are doing something good. Horrible. Poor kid

-trevor????? TREVOR ???? trevor. T R E V O R ???????? TREVOR!!!!!! U CAN'T DIE NOO I LUV U PLZ DON'T DIE

-wow lenore's ending was... Disappointing i gotta say. She just didn't wanna sit in her castle all the time so she just went to the sun to burn.

-trevor is alive!!!! YIPPI !!!

-ain't no fucking way they revived dracula and lisa omg wth

-hector is alive!!! I was wrong about him!!! Good

[maknaesdancersrappers]

i had to take a nap bc this chapter actually tired me out and made me feel sick 😭😭😭 YOUR WRITING IS SOOO GOOD like can we just take a sec to praise you? to be able to make your audience feel the same genuine feelings as your character is just mind blowing like you’re really THAT girl 💅🏾👏🏾👏🏾

idkkkk jae is looking v sus i cant deny that but i went through the playlist you put together for devoted and analyzed some of the songs to see if i could come up with a theory and honestly i still don’t think jae is gonna hurt y/n….

hEAR ME OUT !! dr. jeon legit said while y/n is the trigger she’s also the solution and you’ve made it very clear that no matter what jae will never hurt her…at least physically. he’s def done some things he shouldn’t have and i wouldn’t be surprised if the wedding is put on pause but i think they’ll find their way back to each other or some type of understanding like in college.

when y/n was chatting to jae’s mom she said something along the lines of how she’ll stay forever + in an open forum ask she said the only reason she would leave him is if he were to kill someone…which to our knowledge he hasn’t sooooo🤷🏽‍♀️

#teamjae until the end !!!

also got my eyes on kun….one of the songs on the playlist really gave me the vibes he’s still in love with y/n so now he’s on the suspect list for sure bc there’s no way he’s just gonna let her go like that? especially now that she knows the truth + she knows that he technically didn’t leave her willingly…what if he thinks this is his way back into her life?

this fic is just tooooo good and i’m v happy to have you back :) 🫶🏾🫶🏾

girl istg ur one of the best readers to have bc u just deep dive into every fic and dissect everything like i imagine u like this:

AHAHAHAHHAAH

i luv u for it!!!! thank u so much bb and im glad to be back here uwu

[khaleesiofalicante]

First of all, what the actual fuck is happening?

And second of all, what the fuck is happening bro?

I can bet my ass you’re about to pull LBAF V on us. You’re as obsessed with these little fucks like we are so I wouldn’t put it past you.

1. “Make it hurt,” Anjali whispered. Alec touched her face. “Promise- I LOVE ME A SUPPORTIVE FATHER IN LAW SJKSSK. Also Alec just casually ending Hunter, Magnus not even bothering to stick around cause he knew Alec would easily defeat him. THAT WAS THE SEXIEST SHIT.

2. I almost feel sad that Max lost a friend. But MAX-MERLIN!!!! I’m love it.

3. The brutality wirh which Max killed Mallory. I am shooketh. BUT I FULLY SUPPORT??? (What does that say about me jfc). Him forcing her to see David and his life???? POETIC JUSTICE SORRY. But what the fuck did she do to get Max to reach that point hmmm. LBAF V, I see you.

4. Older Max isn’t scared of Anjali? Sounds fake.

5. Max and Rafe>>>> I’m miss their stupid shenanigans.

6. What do you mean other Max didn’t turn when Magnus called for Blueberry. YOU WILL FIND ME CRUINF IN A CORNER THANKS

7. “He wished he had Magnus’s magic” “Alec chuckled harder and then pressed a kiss to the warlock’s head. As if it was the easiest thing in the world.”- I don’t understand Alec Lightwood sometimes, how is he so soft and calm about everything.

8. Magnus turned his face and kissed the boy’s palm. “Be good for bapak, Blueberry. ONLY THEM OKAY?? I want a spin off series wirh future Max and Magnus

9. *gently places a kiss on Selena’s head*

10. HAPPY MAVID FINALLYYY.

11. welp. I should’ve seen this coming.

12. I WILL SET THE CLAVE ON FIRE ISTG WTFFFF

13. Anjali is such a simp too bro. I respect

14. Max leaving the Clave—okay I support him. Shadowhunters are fucking assholes. Good for Max. (Alec jinxed it by saying that he wished Max would move to idris to be near Rafe lol)

15. Why is his magic white? I have so many questions bro

OKAY I HAVE A BILLION MORE QUESTIONS. But most of all, I need you to stop hurting Max and David for a single fucking second please thank you.

Also, how is your vacation going jsjskshsk. My new semester started like a week back so I don’t get any vacations hence I have decided to live vicariously through you all. Hope you have a great one byeeeeee🌻💚

Helloooo I'm gonna ignore all these questions as usual 😎 And no I shan't hurting my OCs. It's what they were born to do 🥰

ALSO WHY DID YOUR SEMESTER START IN THE MIDDLE OF DECEMBER THAT'S SO FUCKING WEIRD.

My vacation is going great. Dreading going back to being a mess in 2023 🙃

Happy holidays, hoe! 💚

[wandascrush]

girlllll istg youre gonna get me killed. you want that on your concience?

crazy rat anon pls dont hurt me i swear i meant it kindly!!

Possibly! But I’m v strong I could obviously protect you

[strongheartneteyam]

I feel you on that, I still have small feelings for my ex even though I shouldn’t. He broke up with me for no reason, he’s also the one I was going to lose my v card too aswell. It sucks because you think your always gonna be together but then life hits one of you hard and then the other just gives up

Yeah... I'm so, so sorry it happened to you, boo :( I know the feeling too well... I hope you're doing OK. Here's a virtual hug 🫂 i used to think we were gonna marry. We were engaged, actually. And I lost my virginity to him (gonna miss him cuz... well, he's big 👁👄👁). He was my first real boyfriend and is my best friend and the only one I've ever loved. Istg, when we started to discuss this (it's gonna be a mutual breakup, if we decide to actually do it) my world fell apart. But we can't be together right now. He told me he still loves me many times but we basically have no money and we're so depressed, we barely see each other cuz he's always working... it's better to part, I think. At least for now. It kills me to see him so sad all the time.

[synamartia]

cosMIIIIII STAAHHHPPPP you're gonna make me cryyy ;v; 💖 but no fr I'm so glad you're my moot too, bby~! You're always so sweet and your reblogs keep me alive, I always get so giddy whenever I see a note from you ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

@hazelfoureyes: Babygirl. Love of my life. Who in the ever-loving FUCK gave you permission to be so talented in and out of writing? You're fics are so beautifully crafted, your character portrayal is spot on, you're fucking hilarious and witty, and you're hot? What the actual fuck??? Gonna have to change your name from Hazel to Lorelei with the way you're enchanting me over here, Boo!

@sugoi-writes: My Charisma King~! You never fail to amaze me with your writing, and every time I see you pop up in the chat or a note, I have to buckle up 'cause I know you're about to take me for a ride (metaphorically, of course unless??) I can feel the emotion you put behind every word you write. And good god, that work ethic of yours? I'll never understand how you stay sane with all that you do, I would have collapsed under just half of what you take on daily. You astound me, babe!

@minkdelovely: Kinky Minky, my flirtatious little minkx~ You know, it should be illegal how much envy you inspire in me every time you post! Your scene setting capabilities are something I am simultaneously in awe and jealous of. Even better, you're such a genuine and beautiful person inside and out, and you always know just what to say to make me feel heard and loved. And don't get me started on how soothing I find your voice to be. If I wasn't married already, I'd put a ring on it~

@fraugwinska: Frau, Frau, Frau, so talented, so magnificent. I am constantly rereading your fics and anxiously refreshing my browser, hoping to see a new one from you. The jonesing is real with everything that you do, and I can't even begin to fathom what you have in store for us. Plus, another hottie? Holy fucking shit-balls, I've got a literal harem over here! Make sure Herr knows how lucky he is, and tell him to sleep with one eye open 'cause I'mma comin' for ya~! Don't worry, you will be too

@macabr3-barbi3: You've dragged me down to Adam Simp Hell and I cannot thank you ENOUGH, baby! I swear to god, I have a screenshot of that one fic you wrote while drunk a while back and I still reread it because holy SHIT. I still get tingles in my nethers whenever I read the "Oh man, oh fuck" part, and I aspire to write a fic that has you simping like that one day too! Once Kinktober is done, I'mma make my way through your Vox cache, 'cause if you're able to make me thirst for a character as detestable as Adam, then I'm very anxious and excited to see what you can do with a character like Vox. Not to mention, you're fucking hilarious! What's next, you're gonna tell me you're the hottest one of the Wives Coven? Istg ya'll are trying to kill me. Death by blood loss, acute nasal hemorrhaging!

Give someone a compliment here! ^^ Because why not? I'll start.

@marinerainbow your writing always comforts me ^^

@obscureother you are always so clever and funny, talking to you always bring a genyine smile to my face no matter what ♡

@shy-nightmare I have never talked to someone so sweet and kind before!!

Hope you're all having, had, or are about to have an awesome day 💚💚💚

[cantuscorvi]

There was a short gasp leaving his throat as he suddenly opened his eyes, unable to remember where he was laying. The sensation of the sheets was oddly familiar, but a quick glance on the room was enough for Oliver to understand he hadn't come home last night. Slowly, he could solve the puzzle within his mind, his brown eyes drifting on the shape laying by his side, both of their bodies entirely naked. Oliver paused as he recognized through the shy light of the night, the peaceful features of Raum. His heart skipped a beat, while he turned around and gazed at the room, mapping it in order to retrieve his clothes.

But Raum's breathing was so calm and profound... Soothing. His body moved, perhaps looking for warmth again, and Oliver could perceive his chest ghosting his back. He didn't want to leave. He looked aside, observing Raum in the darkness, while he gently laid back in the sheets, facing him. He tugged away a strand of his blond hair falling on his particular nose, his fingers taking the liberty to map his features. Oh, he wished he could leave. But instead of that, he pressed himself back inside Raum's arms, hoping the blond wouldn't have the same train of thought as his.

Gentle shuffling slowly dragged Raum from his slumber like some deep sea creature pulled from the bottom of the ocean. The process was extremely gradual, torn between sleeping and waking, his eyes didn't open at feeling the body move beside him. Too drowsy to think, Raum gravitated closer to the source of warmth as it moved away, gratified when it returned. He made an unconscious noise, almost like a grumble, as he snaked an arm around them to draw them closer. Internal body clock was telling him it was far too early to be awake, and as they both settled, he almost felt sleep claim him again. Until a feather-light touch tickled along his nose, cheekbone...

Face half-smushed into the pillow, Raum opened one eye, seeing nothing for a minute until it focused in the dark. He was met with the silhouette of Oliver, the other man's lips parted in surprise at being caught. Finally consciousness snapped back into him, bringing memories of what lead to this moment. Raum tensed, but he didn't move.

He had expected Oliver to leave. The few times they had done this before, he had and Raum hadn't stopped him. This time... they must have fallen asleep. But Oliver was still here, staring at him with an expression that was full of hidden depth, hard to distinguish. His hand still hovered in the air where it had been touching Raum's face.

Raum said nothing. He took hold of Oliver's wrist to place his hand back on his cheek. It was warm and gentle. So rare that he received such a touch, or even allowed anyone to get close enough. But as always, Oliver was the exception, knocking on the door from their past. Whether he wanted to admit it or not, Raum still held vestiges of attachment towards him. He wanted the touch to remain - to briefly luxuriate in Oliver's affection while he had the chance. While he had the excuse. His single open eye closed again and Raum sighed, curling fingers around Oliver's hip to draw him flush against his chest.

If Oliver asked about it in the morning - if Oliver was even still here, then - he'd say he didn't remember. He must have still been asleep.

[chenyann]

Cake Bake!!

All boys!!

Today there is a cake bake!, if you don't know what that means let me explain, all students will have to bake a cake in 2 and a half hours.The best cake wins a date with the lovely prefect of ramshackle!

cw: gn!reader, crack & fluff, not much of my normal but I digress, unedited,based off someone who never play the cooking event💀.

Riddle

It looks good

But it's not🥲

It has 3 cups of salt in it

Trey told him it make the sugar sweeter

Plain cake

Plain icing

Plain in general

Yako score:

2/10

Was 0/10

+2 points because the flower

Trey

Looks cute(ˊᗜˋ )

strawberries 😍😍😍😍

tastes just right ✅

He probably added real strawberries inside (´-﹏-`)

Could it be better?

Yes

yako score:

8/10

-2 points because of too much icing

Carter

Looks like red velvet

It's not

It actually paprika

Butter cream icing

It looks like fish food at the top🤢

It's not? I hope

He tried(„• ֊ •„)੭

Yako score:

2/10

-8 because of me thinking it was red velvet.

Ace

No

Let me be like Gordon Ramsay real quick

ITS FUCKING RAW!

Done(•v•)

not only is it ugly

But it's raw

Done eat it babe 😔😔

it's chocolate

Too much chocolate

He probably put salt in it on purpose

Yako score:

0/10

He is gonna kill us both prefect 😪

Deuce

Ummm(·•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ )

He tried

It tastes ok....

I think

Was ment to be a marble cake

Failed

Too much egg in the icing

it's a plain cake

But with a little chocolate

So In taste wise

It's good

Yako score:

5/10

-5 cause it's ugly

Leona

ruggie made it

Told ruggie to write that

Plain

Plain

Plain

Atleast there is a heart

He gonna drag you to nap after the cake bake

Yako score:

1/10

-9 points because it's rude

Kept one because ruggie made it

Ruggie

Yum

It's plain

But it's from grandma bucchis cook book

😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

I WOULD EAT IT LIKES ITS A **** I just said tart chill yall

4 layers!!!!!

Butter cream icing 😋

It's a bit original but there is bits of orange in it

That's what makes it a granny bucchi special!

Yako score:

10/10

It's a original, it has a twist,the buttercream makes it sweet but the orange makes it pop!

Jack

Oh?

This was unexpected 🤨

I like it

the sweetness of the berries makes the chocolate more flavourful

I would be better if icing was all around it but it's okay ig

he did his best(˶ᵔᴗᵔ˶)

the icing in the middle is lacking tbh

Yako score:

8/10

The aesthetic wasn't there

Azul

Guys

HEAR ME OUT

He can't bake

Poor boy wants that date tho

So who better to bake than the sea witch

He did Ursula dirty💀💀💀

It would taste good tho

It would taste like berries

Don't ask

But other than the...."lovely" art.

It's okay

Yako score:

6/10

-4 cause of the art

jade

Okay

It delightful

Very cute

may or maynot be real mushrooms...😅

Be careful

You dodon'want to be poisoned now do we(˶ᵔᴗᵔ˶)

butter cream flavored ^^

Yako Score:

9/10

I don't want him to poison me okay

floyd

...

Honestly I don't even know wtf this is

Don't eat

Someone put a caution sign on it

I'm so scared

DOES IT HAVE GRAVEY ON IT*@[++[[]*+

Oh no

God no

I think we are gonna die

I quit

It looks like my cats food

This makes me fr sick

Yako score:......

.......no

Kalim

Jamil done it

BUT!!!!

But. Kalim wrote a long and surprisingly good description of what he wanted made

Don't get me wrong tho, he wanted to make it

It's good

I don't like the nut tho..IM SORRY!😭😭

yako score:

7/10

-3 because of the nuts

Jamil

I didn't really try 🤓

He is lying

Wants to 1 up Kamil so bad

Probably sabotaged kalim💀💀💀

if you praise him istg prefect I will wack you

lives off fondant

Vanilla cake:0

It's really plain tbh

Yako score:

8/10

-2 because it's plain

And boring

Vil

Custom made(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)

But very pretty 😍

Can I eat the butterflies?????

If not this is a scam

Half of it is organic icing

1/3 is cake

2/3 is icing and air

Don't ask

The design is kinda everywhere

But it somehow works

I think its the pink

Strawberry.

That it

MAYBE CHERRY??????

Yako score: 10/10 if I can eat the butterflies

If not then it's 7/10

Rook

Simple

Uhm

It's simple

It's cute

The colors look divine

positive message

I love it

Maybe a plain cake?

I would eat this

He would put a bit of salt too keep you on ur toes😌

Yako score:100/10

I love the vibes he is making

Epel

...

Don't get me wrong it would taste delightful

I just think he wouldn't know how to decorate it

So he did minions

Ummmmm

Rook offered to give tips but epel said no🙂🙂

Should have let him tbh

but i digress

Yalo score:

4/10

-6 for the minions

Idia

Let's be honest now

It's gonna be one of these

Yucky

Ew

No.

Yako score:

-100000000000000000000000/10

I'm being honest

Ortho

Sweet lil bby♡♡

he is a robot

There is no flaws

Unless he wants one

It is kinda plain

He would have done more

But it's still good

A lil bland

Because he won't eyeball the sugar🙄

But still good

Yako score:

7/10

-3 could be better

Malleus

Why yes that is a wedding cake

*hint hint wink wink*

He cheated and used magic

But you don't need to know

HE WILL DO ANYTHING TO WIN THST DATE WITH YOU PREFCET

he would say yall should cut it together

Smh

Down bad 😔

Plain

If it was me I would say no

Because it's plain

Sorry

Yako score:

3/10

-7 plain and cheated

Lilia

Run

And don't even think about eating it

You will get food poisoning

And it won't be pretty

If you wanna sit on the toilet for the next week then be my guest and eat it

Mayo acts as icing

.....the hotdog looks like a penis

Idk what that yellow stuff is😰😰

Yako score:

- ♾/10

We all know why

Silver

Made 3

His animal friend helped

Probably one of the best hand decorator and baker here

He did nice

It's cute

It's fun

Aesthetic was on point

The flavors would clash

the flowers add taste

Yako score:

10/10

This one is going places

Sebek

Nobody said that

It's okay

Everyone loves you

Sebek is just mad

he will get over it

Plain

I like the rainbow tho

Yako score:

2/10

I Liked the rainbow(〃⌒⤙⌒)ゞ

That all folks!!

Who do you think should win?

[literaphobe]

Now that we know that Dream and Tommy ARE going to be on a team (THANK YOU SCOTT FINALLY WE LOVE YOU), what would you said the best approach they should take in regards to leadership, training, etc? Basically what do you think could lead them to a win?

hm ok take this w a pinch of salt tho bc we don’t know if they’re adding new/readding any old games:

games they should avoid: DEF buildmart, holy fucking shit at no point should they EVER play this game, idc SKIP IT!! istg i WILL trend neg this team has some of the biggest build mart haters n im worried bc there are several teams w no strong pvpers so build mart is possible it CANNOT be played esp not second half oh jesus. mcc17 CC is worse than mcc16 PP at buildmart too

ig they could also skip HITW? idk, now’s not the time to put dream’s HITW destiny to the test. game’s still too glitchy, unpredictable. and what follows will be my advice for the other games ig?

sky battle: this game is a potential record breaker for them if they play it right but im conflicted on How they should play it. imo dream needs to stay w his team and not do PP16’s strat bc the lava bucket has been removed so the whole taking a team out early thing is not gonna work. they need the whole team to stay together or they’re getting owned which happened low key, dream only got 5th bc he’s a very good pvper, he should’ve been doing better than that tbh n would’ve if he didn’t send bad off for 1v4s And if he didn’t rush off for kills n tunnel vision on george (when he didn’t kill h n went for george anyway only to get owned by captainsparklez bc low health that PAINED me)

sky battle part 2: anyway as for tommy… usually they are on opposing teams n tommy’s rushing in at the end thing frustrates dream but would it be what they need to get a huge lead this time? tommy is v much agent of chaos wild card w his plays, and it makes me wonder if dream should play into it/come clean up after, aka dream follows tommy’s lead and is his right hand man rather than the other way around. i do think they need to be careful early game tho, looking out for sapnap/george/tubbo, fruitninja, quig, punz etc. keeping together n not taking risky kills early is something they should do esp in round one. idk what else they can do tbh

battle box: my advice will be very map dependent n idk the map yet, but they need ponk n karl to defend wool (fill in everything except one) and dream and tommy either need to take one lane each, rush together for kills, or bow from afar. hopefully luck is on their side too for this

tgttosawaf: tommy ponk and karl NEED to listen to dream and NOT punch anyone. oh my god i am on my knees. the punch tier lists r very funny but they need to listen also dream and tommy need to do bridging n karl n ponk hopefully can follow thats all i can hope for. n dream needs to get out of his own head about terra swoop force the more scared he does the worse he will do

parkour tag: p straight forward. dream runs 4 times, tommy runs 4 times, ponk runs once. don’t get tagged n tag the others fast etc they have the potential to do even better than PP16 did bc i think tommy’s a p good hunter

sands of time: they need to prepare ponk to explore n what to watch out for, n make sure karl is up to date w everything sand keepers can and need to do in SoT bc he should be sand keeper. dream and tommy need to be careful n also maintain communication

survival games: stick together, idk the map but they shouldn’t go where it would be hard to reach other teams (imo roof strat wasn’t a good idea for pink last mcc) but they also shouldn’t risk confronting a full team etc etc, dream and tommy need to be on the same page

ace race: dream needs to aim for 1st, he needs to hit those skips that noxcrew hopefully won’t try to nerf even more since they’re hard to hit anyway, i don’t think the others should try the skip, tommy could get top 10 if he keeps his cool bc he has the mechanical ability for it, i think ponk has top20 potential, and karl can hopefully get top 25

grid runners: hm not much to advise on here, they know the maps now, so they p much know what to do but there could be new stuff ig? not a big threat they should do okay

dodgebolt: UHHH BE CAREFUL. dream don’t fall into the lava. same strat dream always does. order is prob dream tommy ponk karl. i hope they don’t go against a strong dodgbolt team

[fandom-blackhole]

Episode 5 Episode 5 Episode 5 Epi-

Before episode thoughts:

Anyone else missing the like world building intros? I am lol

Like I miss soaking up the new info about the infection

Honestly its not a big deal but I wanted to mention hlthat I miss them lmao

Also 100% not ready for Sam and Henry, im gonna fucking ugly sob bc im emotional and on my period

Anyway episode thoughts ->

Ngl this is how I imagined take overs happening when we saw the aftermath in the game

SIGN LANGUAGE!!!

Honestly I might betray someone for an apple in the Apocalypse...

Tbh kath is giving BIG bad vibes

Perry my beloved (biased)

Why is she the leader? Like it kinda doesn't make sense to me

Sam is so cute istg

Jumpstart lol (I jumped so I dont blame henry)

Henry is the best big brother

Crayons 🥲

And paint!

He is not coming back, rip doc

That hug took me OUT 😭😭😭

Henry gave sam the mask 🥲🥲🥲

Th÷ knife as a mirror 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Use Joel as a distraction, go!

Sammmmm, he's too cute omfg

Ooo are they following Joel and Ellie?

Smart get them to help, sorta like he convinced them in game

That's a weird fucking tone 😭😭😭

Henry you're such a noble at this but I love it

Theyre sharing food

Sam and Ellie bonding

KC federa being absolute nightmare adds up ngl

Just saying henry making a point of being nonviolent is like alot, especially with being a black man, I won't go into detail bc im just a white woman but like ik thats a big deal

All the infected in the tunnels is 👌👌👌

Side point, as someone who lives in KS and is like a ~2 hr drive from KC they did a really good job at making the city look like an over grown KC, bc if im not wrong they didn't shoot this in KC

ISHHHHHH

Omfg im gonna cry

Oh man, i hope the bloated isn't in ish's place, that'd really hurt

The drawing of Ish

The comicccccc!!!

Endure and Survive 🥲

I like that this place kinda fits the toy store as well

Aw the soccer

Henry sold put kath's brother to get drugs for sam... 🥲

Or am I the bad guy? No, honey, no you're not, you did what you had to keep family alive and tbh in the Apocalypse you do what you do

Is she only the leader bc of her brother

I think the kath v henry storyline is very much paralleling tlou p2 storyline

Dude I just have this feeling about perry, I honest to God think he actually cares about the people

Kath is kinda just set on vengeance

I hope the bridge scene, or something like it, still happens

Omfg i HATED this area in game, it sucked ass

Unfair Joel got to the house so much easier lmao

Is Joel gonna have to use the sniper like in the game

Ope. Of course he was with kath

Fuck is that the "run" truck, yup it is

Come on joel!!!

YESSSSS suck it bitches

Keep running omfg

Infected? No, kathleen

Kill kath kill kath kill kath kill kath

Oh fuck this bitch "kids die"

He is worth EVERYTHING

Come on joel do somethingggggg

Oh shit, the boaters coming isn't it!!!!

Use the distraction, fucking gooooo

Fucking shit

There's the infected Joel had to shoot

Thats my smart girl

BIG BOYYYYY

Perry RUN

Ope there's the in game kill animation

Oh thats a kid clicker.....

Ellie you should not have wasted your ammo

This is how sam gets bit isnt it

Joel fucking kill her, nm YESSSS

And just like that, KC is lost :)

Rip my boy perry, I liked you <3

Joel inviting Sam and Henry

I'll tell him in the morning 🥲 will you?

Is he gonna ask about the infected?

Im scared of ending up alone. Oh my baby girl 🥲

Ope there's the infected question

OH FUCK HE SHOWED HER

Oh and she's showing him!!

Oh no no no

Ellie my girl....thats not gonna work 🥲

Oh my fucking God I'm gonna start sobbing

I think she knows its not gonna work and he's gonna change

Oh henry...

Oh henry.....

Oh hes burying them

Joel looking towards the bridge is a good nod to what happened in the games....I wonder if they'll be crossing it and something happens like in the game 🤔

Im sorry. No one talk to me

Im broken istg

Trailer thoughts ->

JACKSON

TOMMY

IS THAT MARIA?! SHES SO PRETTY <3<3<3

Behind the scenes ->

Having them be bonded over being two of the few that speak ASL

The rep of deafness is beautiful

I love the nod to Ish, it was one of my fave parts of the game

These are decisions that love makes, not rationality. Beautiful

The infected were so well done, props to the actors and the coach

The child clicker killing kath was poetic, especially after what she said about kids dying

I think the blood not working on sam is gonna effect what happens with the fireflies later, and why she believes joel

Maybe idk

Anyway, great episode, im a fucking wreck, Henry and Sam you both deserve the world and I hate that it wasn't given to you

Ok ok ok The Last of Us episode 1 thoughts below!

• CLIMATE CHANGE?! (Love that honestly)

• Not me sobbing at the intro (I HOPED they'd do something like the games intro so this was a perfect surprise)

• Joels shirt is inside out 😭 (ok noticed this before it was mentioned)

• Let the man have his coffee Sarah

• Gabriel as tommy?! Sounds almost identical omggg

• The neighbors 😭 (oh I understand now.....)(I like how they changed the changing/infected neighbor scene)

• Desert Storm???? 👀

• Sarah fixing the watch instead of getting him a new one 🥺

• Sarah's backpack is so cute omg

• The dog 🥲

• "Drugs. I sell hard-core drugs." Happy screams

• Joel and his shitty movies smh (hope this is ref later with ellie and joels movie nights)

• Dammit Tommy, jail, really??

• Yo wtf grandma. No joke the cordyceps out of her mouth?!?!?

• The truck scene was done so welllllllllll

• Jimmy's place!!!

• The planes (OMFG THE PLANE)

• Ooo the car crash separating them, I approve

• These bitches CREEPY (Love that they have no fine motor control)

• Joel begging 🥲🥲🥲

• That is infact a small child (😭😭😭)(🥲🥲🥲)

• DONT YOU TWENTY YEARS LATER ME YOU BITCHES (both 2014 Hannah and 2023 Hannah)

Sarah's death was sadder here and I stand by that

• The amount of time it takes to change depending on where your bit poster is 👌👌👌

• Joel doing actual work in the QZ is kinda really funny to me (sewer maintenance) (now this is more like it....wait drug dealing??)

• MUSICCCCCCCC

• HANGING?????? IN THE QZ??? BY FEDRA???

• Tess 🥰🥰🥰

• Ooo truck battery and not guns (what about your guy?- He answers to me FUCK YEAH HE DOES....WAIT oh fuck explosion! Well fuck you anyway Robert)

•  ELLIE!! (SHE HAS HER EYEBROW SCAR! And her sense if humor) (veronica?) (unchain my child please)

• Oooo message operator! (TOMMY!) (Slavers 🤔)

• Joel planning a trip already is genius (wtf you doing drinking and doing pills?!)

• The watch 🥲

• Those walls are THIN or that baby is LOUD

• Marleneeeeeee

• I love all the yellow wires, ik in the game it was an obvious way to show you where to go, but u like that its been added to the show

• Oh damn, rip unnamed firefly Marlene talked too, you're dying in the capital (kim) (ope her ear)

• Tell me to look for the light and ill break your jaw 🥰🥰🥰

• Ellie getting water on her face lmao

• The knife 🥺

• Atleast the wrapped the handcuff so it wouldn't hurt her

• Don't talk about Riley bitch, I will fight you

• I like all the water dripping, good touch

• Joel talking construction 🥰🥰🥰

• Ok but that wallpaper in the hallway with the dead Robert, I want

• Well ellie you tried, but Joel is better

• Ellie is in fact feral, love her

• Give ellie her knife dammit (yes ellie I agree that was an asshole move)

• Ope don't mention Tommy

• What are they capable of?- alot ellie, alot

• You all talk it out but please remember I am bleeding out 😭😭😭

• God I love my husband

• Ellies shoes squishing 🤢

• Bill and Frank 🥺

• Your watch us broken 🥲

• Ok but why is all the wallpaper cute in this episode?!

• Ellie figuring out the radio code shes so smart i love her

• That door (or whatever you wanna call it) was hidden perfectly omg

• Worst time to take a piss (hahahahaha honestly fuck that guy)

• Pedro's eyes 😩 (oh fuck wait hes fucking that guy upppp)

• PTSD!!!

• THE RADIOOOOOOOOO

• THE RADIO AS IT PANS OVER THE CITY AND WE HEAR INFECTED?!? so good

• The trailer!

• The city landscapes 😩😩😩

• Frank!!!!

• There's no halfway with this, we finish what we started *indistinct screeching*

If you read all this PLEASE send me Joel thoughts, I wanna talk about my husband! Also if you want me to explain any of these ASK MEEEE!! Also, Also, I'll be doing this for every episode so if wanna be tagged in these just if be down 👉👈

[doiefy]

nct dream playing league of legends

ok so this is completely self-indulgent because i finally got a new computer and can properly play league again ahfjkhfjh. a quick rundown for anyone who hasn’t played the game:

the objective is to destroy the nexus in the enemy team’s base, which can be reached through three different lanes.

top lane: brawlers and fighters mid lane: assassins and mages bot lane: one marksman and one support jungle: neutral camps 

some other terms cs: creep score, number of minions killed in lane kda: kill, death, assist ratio gank: going into another lane to flank the enemy

mark: “nice job bro”

the reliable jungler. or at least, he tries to be. 

will constantly come help you if you're getting beat up in lane. laughs when his ganks fail but will hype you up when it works.

always lets you get the kill and apologizes profusely if he accidentally steals it.

forgets that dragons exist “oh wait dude, dragon was up?? FUCK WAIT THAT WAS ELDER”

he'd play rammus, nunu and zac, literally all the wholesome, funny characters. memorizes their voice lines and repeats them while he clears his camps. 

would quite literally die for willump. if he dies and hears nunu say “no! don’t leave me, willump!” he’ll go on a muderous rampage when he respawns. 

renjun: "GET ME OUT."

the mage midlaner who’s hardstuck in silver and can’t get out.

the ranked matchup algorithm hates him and puts him with an entire team of trolls.

at first he refused to play the game, but somehow got addicted overnight. hates the game.

preaches against the objectification of sexy female characters and bonks evelynn to horny jail whenever he sees her. 

a farming and skillshot GOD. perfect cs even under tower, lands everything and people think he’s scripting. 

plays mage assassins like ahri and leblanc, artillery mages like lux and xerath.

refuses to spend money on the game and relies on skin shards. 

mass reports everyone he doesn’t like. you didn’t say gg to him? reported

jeno: "ggwp <3"

the wholesome top laner who beats people up and then friend requests them at the end of the game.

looks tough, has a deep username, so people are scared of him. in reality he’s just having fun

has the most wholesome emotes. 

while everyone’s casually laning, he’ll already be in the enemy base at 20 minutes, 1v5ing and singlehandedly ending the game.

sends cute faces in all chat as if he doesn’t have a perfect kda and can beat your ass to the moon. 

probably plays sett, malphite (oh god), gwen, renekton... probably has the patience for nasus too. 

never fucking pings before he teleports but it somehow works out. 

haechan: *aggressively pings enemy missing*

TOXIC ASSASSIN MAIN CHANGE MY MIND.

he’s good, has good mechanics, but usually ends up getting way too cocky after two kills, constantly dies while diving the enemy.

spams pings on people and emotes whenever he gets a kill.

plays teemo just to be a little shit.

istg he’d play zed, yasuo, yone, katarina, all the assassins. “you need skill to play yasuo.” proceeds to go 0/20/1

streams his games on twitch and accidentally sends the link in all chat so the enemy can stream snipe him.

either he carries or he’s useless.

takes special game modes just as seriously for some reason ?? buddy calm down it’s just super mario party

anyways i love you donghyuck <3

jaemin: "you're doing great sweetie. just fucking amazing."

the passive aggressive support main and i stand by that.

likes the pretty champions and will buy ONLY pink skins and chromas, even if it’s for a champion he doesn’t play. pink warwick?? hell yeah

pretends he’s proud of you even if he’s completely, utterly done with your dumbass. 

the passive aggressive, disappointed comments like “you need me to get that cannon for you? no? you can do it yourself? andddd you missed it. nice job sweetie. we just lost 60 gold.”

lets people play ranked with him even if they’re bad and then he has to smile through the pain of demotions.

plays champs like yuumi, lulu, janna, morgana.

will play yuumi and do nothing just to spite you. “sorry you died but my heal is on cooldown.”

is really sweet sometimes though <3

chenle: "i got autofilled."

unbothered king. 

he can play every role pretty decently, and gets experimental with his champion picks. like he’ll take a mage into the jungle and somehow get away with it, or play a support against a brawler and beat them up ??

just laughs at everyone’s pain and doesn’t really care about his rank.

secretly owns thirty smurf accounts. 

has the dumbest ideas like selling all his items and buying 6 mana crystals.

will somehow get the entire team to partake in said dumb idea; in other words, jisung’s worst nightmare.

dances in lane while his team is fighting. “GUYS LOOK AT ME.” “chenle DO SOMETHING.” 

again, he plays e v e r y t h i n g

also streams on twitch and makes a whole army to bring donghyuck down.

jisung: "my entire team is dead and they think it's my fault."

the stressed support main.

he’s good at the game but can’t possibly save his entire dumbass team from certain death.

ends up having to fight tooth and bone on his own while the rest of his team is dead. 

always calling the shots but no one listens to him so he just talks to himself instead, “guys, stop splitting up- oh and they’re all dead. k i’m gonna go over here.”

plays engage tanks like nautilus, leona and blitzcrank. engages the wrong enemy and gets yelled at. 

refuses to play ranked with anyone. not even renjun. n o  o n e. trust no one. 

ends up playing tft, the autochess of league. because at least it’s every man for himself. somehow climbs to diamond. 

[pbaintthetb]

Boys s3e4

Maeve’s scenes are sparse but I always get so excited for them because they’re always so good/crucial and this was no let down

fuck you butcher

no but like Kimiko nad Frenchie already have histories of being used exploited and abused and butcher keeps builidng on this and the whole “i’m not your gun” nad frenchie not for one minute being willing to put kimiko in a position she doesn’t want to be in for Cherie both of them, nad fuck butcher

that scene with homelander threatening annie and hughie, chills. But also when Annie stood her ground

i knew something was gonna happen to edgar but ngl i was expecting homelander to just straight up kill him

supersonic i have a bad feeling about you bringing a-train on board

“Butcher sold me. He doesn’t treat any of us as people”

Homelander’s talk about children and weapons with Neuman is very interesting

Hughie istg if you take the v-24

being insecure is a bad look on you Hughie, see if he were upset about Annie saving him because she’s putting herself at risk to do it, but it feels like he’s just salty that it’s not him saving her

Edgar calling Homelander out for the insecure bastard he is

okay so I like the power but also, fuck you hughie you stupid fuck

also is his cast gone?- okay so it is so maybe that was teh relevance of having both arms injured

I adore Frenchie’s MM’s and Kimiko’s reactions to Hughie on v, especially the boys, and especially that Frenchie is straight to “so you’re using him too”

okay Kimiko’s bonus little head shake

okay so this isn’t just butcher being butcher, v-24 genuinely mucks with your head because what the fuck Hughie

Kimiko please, frenchie’s voice, Kimiko

ripppppp to Supersonic, that was fast.

TOLD YOU TELLING A-TRAIN WAS A BAD EFFING IDEA BUT STILL

[bakugoukatsuki-rising]

i was watching uraraka's fight with bakugou and logged onto here to see that anti and i am here to rant so buckle up.

it was cracking me up because bakugou was blowing ura up and he was like "she's still not dead" and i was wondering, do people seriously think he wanted to kill her there...? 😭 or when he blew up deku in deku v kacchan v1, did they think he wanted to kill deku too...? 😭😭

and it dawned on me that there are ppl who genuinely think he wanted to kill them... like do people still not understand that his die is a figure of speech? i feel like everyone, especially his antis, forgets that katsuki is not that fucking stupid, he is canonically higher ranked in the class academically than deku. he is no where near stupid. not only that, he is a rule follower through and through. do they really think he'd be so dumb as to think he could murder a classmate and still become a hero? 😭😭

and since he's so open to murder, why didn't he straight up kill those villains at usj??

BECAUSE WHO COULD'VE THOUGHT WHEN HE'S SAYING DIE!! IT DOESN'T MEAN HE ACTUALLY WANTS YOU TO DIE

what's this? a character speaks in a hyperbolized and exaggerated manner? one of the oldest shounen tropes in the book? travesty. cancelled. irredeemable.

and when they look at what characters say and take a gag literally to villainize bakugou, they're selective. because otherwise we'd have to talk about aizawa choking students with his capture scarf or all might punching deku when he's injured or all might being scared enough of gran torino that he starts visibly trembling. by bakugou anti logic, aizawa is the spawn of the devil, all might is an abuser and gran torino eats babies.

"why did he blow up deku in deku vs kacchan v1 he's an evil irredeemable psychopath :( >:("

may I remind you that these kids are at a hero school. bakugou's power is literally explosions, a power which is already mega nerfed because of manga logic (you're telling me he can turn giant debris to dust with one blow but todo takes a howitzer to the face and doesn't die? no offense, but if explosions actually worked the way they should, not only would todoroki be literal smithereens, so would the entire audience behind him. bakugou would also be rupturing everyone's eardrums :D)

since they are at a hero school, they are expected to get fucking hurt. fuck, All Might, the damn Symbol of Peace, beats the shit out of bakugou and deku in their exam to the point of almost breaking deku's literal spinal column 😭😭😭😭 "why didn't bakuhoe get expelled for exploding deku in their training?!!!" MF THAT'S WHAT HE'S SUPPOSED TO DO. DO YOU THINK HERO TRAINING DOESN'T INVOLVE GETTING HURT THEY'RE LITERALLY GETTING READY TO DIE OUT THERE 😭😭😭😭😭

it baffles me, do bakugou antis read the manga with idiot glasses on or what?

it baffles me even more that so many people are hell bent on bakugou not deserving redemption and forgiveness when this guy's worst crime is being a school yard bully at 14.

deku is out here saying he's gonna try to save the person that tried to kill him multiple times, is a mass murderer and an accomplice in the destruction of an entire coastline in japan, likely tens of thousands dead and injured. deku is getting praised for saying he's going to save a person who did all that, but god forbid he forgive katsuki and katsuki recieve a second chance 😭😭

told deku to kill himself as a middle schooler and proceeded to save his life on several occasions? 🙅‍♀️🤢😡🤬 irredeemable sociopath

actually tried to kill deku multiple times and murdered thousands of others as a fully grown adult? it's ok his family life was bad 😇🥺🤪

(this is no hate to shiggy btw i love him so so much)

it's insane?!#%#$ they treat katsuki and deku pre ua like katsuki was out there chaining deku up in front of the school n eating his liver prometheus style like my dude are we reading the same series 😭😭

"bakugou is unimportant to the narrative"

remember when the sludge villain grabbing him specifically was the sole reason deku moved his ass and got noticed by all might? remember when deku modeled half of his image of victory around katsuki and literally emulates him when trying to win? remember when deku unlocked not one, but two aspects of his quirk because bakugou was being threatened? nevermind that he is a perfect star-crossed foil to deku.

some of the takes i see on here istg. it must be sad reading the manga as a bakugou anti I pitty these ppl

I’m not even gonna add anything to this because the entire post is beautiful tbh 

[leia-imogen]

aaron & the family he's found all by himself; vol. 2 // vol. 1

( ft. short jokes, a belated birthday shopping trip, & an ultra-chaotic winter break )

( for @criswisstuff & anyone who enjoyed the first one <3 )

savannah, who is 5'9, is constantly teasing aaron and cleo for being short. katelyn's good at 5'6, and also a bit impossible to tease bcs she's the actual best, so she gets to escape this

cleo ( 5'2 ) is perfectly delighted to have someone shorter than her for once in her life, even by only 2 inches

aaron: guys, just try and see this from my point of view

sav: [ collapses ]

katelyn: [ crouches down ]

cleo: [ sits cross-legged on floor ]

aaron: dude you're literally 2 inches taller than me

cleo: 2 and a quarter

sav is so smug about this but in a good-natured way, in that she and cleo call aaron "kid" or "kiddo" or "pipsqueak" and he doesn't mind bcs they always say it w such a huge smile and he likes to respond to sav with "how's the weather up there, tall-ass?"

and katelyn thinks it's ridiculously adorable how tiny aaron is and obviously she uses him as an armrest all the time

katelyn, petting aaron's hair: guys guys omg he's like an angsty mini blond kitten and i would kill for him <3

sav, popping up between them: mini-yard :))

before i get super distracted, i just wanna mention that aaron met sav and cleo towards the end of november, so they missed the twin's birthday

but sav still insists that she must take him shopping bcs sure his fashion sense is fine but there's always room for improvement, isn't there, aaron??

he relents, so long as she and cleo and katelyn ( who already gave him a birthday present?? why's she doing this??? ) don't spend too much money

sav drags him all around south carolina to the best thrift stores she can find and cleo and katelyn are amazed that she can get such fantastic deals on the supermodel clothes she wears

fr she's literally a fashion design major ( + minoring in business management ) and she shows up to class in skilfully done drugstore makeup and an absolutely killer outfit for like 15 bucks

she grew up poor, and she's still poor now, even if she ( thankfully ) managed to scrape a cheerleading scholarship

sav, flicking through a rack of dresses labelled $4 apiece: RIP to little miss rich bitch reynolds but i'm different ;)

no hate to allison she's awesome but she grew up in the lap of luxury surrounded by designer brands so she knows NOTHING about thrifting and rationing money in general

oh and sav and allison have kind of a frenemies thing going on bcs they're both fighting for the top spot of their fashion design course

they spend the whole day shopping and aaron ends up with a highly upgraded wardrobe that contains a lot of cute pastel stuff and sav's promise to do his makeup

aaron insists on paying for dinner at the really nice pizza place a short drive from campus even tho they all protest

and andrew knows he's found new friends, but has no idea that it's the vixens and he's dating one of them. nicky does tho, but he's sworn to secrecy

nicky thinks his new clothes are adorable and is stunned when aaron tells him the total cost

"oh my GOD that girl sounds like a genius."

"yeah, her name's sav. you guys,, would get along, i think."

okay now for the winter break part!!

i think that you can get permission to stay at dorms if you're an international student or something??

anyways since sav's super upset bcs her father straight-up told her not to come home bcs he has a new girlfriend ( god i hate sav's father )

katelyn would stay with her, but her dad can finally have her home in new york for christmas and she really doesn't want to miss it

cleo, the only one with a properly functional family, is going back to her big family house and loving parents and grandma and aunt and siblings and cousins. love that for her.

so aaron and sav are stuck at psu for 2 weeks and aaron's surprisingly cool with this. and sav's excited bcs for the first time since her mom died, she can spend her christmas with someone she actually wants around instead of her shitty-ass father and his constant stream of bitchy girlfriends

they spend a lot of time together, stealing food from the athlete's dining hall to make their own weird combos, which usually ends with aaron making something Cool and Interesting and sav gagging and spitting out whatever strange concoction she had previously insisted would taste good

i literally can't bring myself to give a shit about the twinyards' deal bcs andrew literally became best friends with renee?? and hooks up with guys at eden’s??? idk what's going on there but it's like andrew is trying to control aaron's life while he can do whatever he wants??? and honestly wtf????

also let me just make it clear that i ADORE andrew so so much he's one of my favourite comfort characters ever but i'm not gonna make excuses for his shitty behaviour. i fully believe he heals and puts away his pride to apologise to aaron, nicky, and kevin for his treatment of them

that's definitely not to say that aaron's internalised homophobia isn't eww, but with so many important people in his life gay, he makes a huge effort to get over it

so andrew just thinks that aaron is spending a lot of time in the library or out with nicky or something

and when aaron tells sav about this deal, she's kinda horrified, but it's pretty clear to her that aaron so desperately wants to fix his relationship with his brother, and she's not in any place to discourage him, is she?

the only thing she can do is hope that he won't come out all the worse for it

and stare at the boy curled up on the other end of the pale pink sofa cleo's parents had gotten, wonder just how much shit he'd been put through, and decide she was going to be his best friend

aaron's face has gone entirely impassive. sav nudges his fluffy-socked foot with her own, then reaches out to smooth the crease between his eyebrows. "careful, you'll wrinkle your pretty little face."

aaron is very caught off guard by this, and very promptly flushes bright red, which contrasts with the pale teal hoodie he stole from katelyn

"okay, enough talk about depressing crap. wanna go make christmas cookies now?"

"yeah."

so they make christmas cookies. well, it was supposed to be christmas cookies, but it turns into double chocolate fudge cookies somewhere along the line. neither of them knows how

them baking together is the definition of chaos. they're still blasting songs, and sav is singing along terribly

"yOu'Re A mEaN oNe, Mr. GrInCh," while poking aaron's cheek as he tries to mix something. he throws a handful of flour at her. "yOu ReAlLy ArE A hEel."

anyways obviously sav retaliates and that ends in a flour fight. it only stops when aaron deadass cracks an egg on sav's head and she smears chocolate into his hair

she also tries to make him sing along to baby, it's cold outside

"i'Ve GoT tO Go `wAAyyy~" she holds a spatula up to his face

"go away."

they video call katelyn, who takes one look at the mess in the cramped dorm kitchen and sighs so loudly and dramatically that her dad pops in and asks if everything's okay

aaron freezes up at the sight of him and sav quickly turns off the camera, bcs they both want to make good impressions on him, and being covered in various cookie ingredients just won't cut it, ya know?

the cookies turn out delicious and sav sends all their group chat various photos of the process, most of which consist of selfies with her making goofy faces while aaron is simultaneously baking and flipping off the camera

plus a several videos of sav enthusiastically dancing and mouthing the lyrics of, as follows, all i want for christmas is you, let it snow, and santa claus is coming to town and aggressively pointing a spatula at aaron

"c'mon aari, just sing! please??? please???? please you can do it i believe in you!!"

finally he just. gives up. "okay, you know what? fine, i'll sing to ONE and then you will STOP bothering me you insolent dumbass."

sav beams. santa baby starts playing. aaron is very clearly going through five stages of grief in 0.5 seconds

"go on," sav says sweetly as she slides in next to a pouting aaron, "i'll sing with you."

sav slings an arm around his shoulder and sways with him, so it's just her doing that and him grumpily mumbling the lyrics

and when the cookies are cooling down, they start cleaning the kitchen up. aaron rubs some spilled egg yolk into sav's hair but it goes pretty okay otherwise, since they're just listening to more christmas songs and chatting about light stuff, like aaron's biochem course, sav's fashion course, and their dumb classmates

aaron mostly listens tho, and learns that sav kind of hates allison reynolds for giving up her inheritance when she would do ANYTHING for even the tiniest fraction of that money

but she still thinks allison's gorgeous bcs c'mon

and that sav's dream is to one day open her own boutique!!

aaron spends most of the actual christmas day with the monsters at eden's bcs nicky and andrew wanted to

he spent a lot of the time texting on their group chat

doessavvyisgay: so u just go to a nightclub every week??

unaliveme: i mean yeah, i literally worked here for a while. we needed money and nicky was already working 2 jobs night and day

actualblessing: babe ur backstory is so tragic

unaliveme: i'm a fox for a reason ig

cleo.magda: Yes but-

doessavvyisgay renamed this conversation "aaron miniyard support group"

unaliveme: oh ffs

unaliveme: sav subject change go

doessavvyisgay: i'm at the clothes store what should i get?

actualblessing: something pretty :)

doessavvyisgay: sorry, i can't buy the cashier

cleo.magda: Wow.

doessavvyisgay: I DID GET HER NUMBER THO

unaliveme: lmaooo what's her name?

doessavvyisgay: uh

unaliveme: savannah istg u don't even know her name??

actualblessing: s a v

actualblessing: damn u really do be turning on the Charm tho

actualblessing: respect i didn't even talk to aaron till i asked him for notes bcs he has rly pretty notes and also a rly pretty face

actualblessing: and even then i was like :0

unaliveme: IT WAS CUTE I PROMISE

doessavvyisgay: u 2 = the only valid heterosexual couple

actualblessing: rt

unaliveme: oh shit i'm getting super drunk

cleo.magda: Aaron, you drink? That's not legal, get out of there right now. Kids these days-

unaliveme: cleo u have literally seen me get drunk af,, the first time we met,,, and anyways this is how my family bonds ✌🏻

doessavvyisgay: that's. so damn weird kiddo but go off ig

actualblessing: no go find better things to bond about other than alcohol and weird sweaty dancing

cleo.magda: Yeah, go watch some Christmas movies!

unaliveme: nicky makes us watch die hard every year

doessavvyisgay: see u in hell, kiddo ;)

cleo.magda: I meant things like The Polar Express and Home Alone.

actualblessing: merry christmas ya filthy animals!!

doessavvyisgay: merry xmas y'all i'm gonna go to that christmas party bcs i'm super bored

unaliveme: merry christmas mothers and fuckers

cleo.magda: Merry Christmas, you guys!