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DC Comics Valentine’s Day: Celebrate with Heartwarming and Hilarious Stories

"DC Comics Valentine's Day": A Superhero-Inspired Celebration of Love and Heroism

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As the world celebrates the timeless tradition of Valentine's Day, the iconic characters of the DC Comics universe offer a unique and captivating spin on the festivities. "DC Comics Valentine's Day" seamlessly blends the enduring power of love with the extraordinary feats of some of the most beloved superheroes and supervillains.

From the passionate romance between Batman and Catwoman to the dynamic tension between Harley Quinn and the Joker, these larger-than-life figures bring an added layer of excitement and intrigue to the celebration of affection. Imagine heartfelt messages adorned with the emblems of the Justice League, or playful cards featuring the mischievous antics of Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn.

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This DC Comics-inspired twist on Valentine's Day taps into the universal human desire for connection, while also embracing the fantastical and heroic elements that have made these characters iconic. It's a celebration of love that transcends the boundaries of the ordinary, inviting fans to immerse themselves in a world where the extraordinary and the emotional intertwine.

Whether gifting a loved one or simply indulging in the thrill of these beloved characters, "DC Comics Valentine's Day" offers a unique and captivating way to commemorate the power of love and heroism.

"Harley Quinn: Mad Love" - A Captivating Exploration of the Complexities of Toxic Relationships

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In the realm of the DC Comics universe, the dynamic between Harley Quinn and the Joker has become a captivating study of the complexities and dangers inherent in toxic relationships. "Harley Quinn: Mad Love" delves deep into the twisted and codependent bond between these two iconic characters, offering a poignant and often unsettling examination of the thin line between love and obsession.

This concept explores the seductive allure of the Joker's manipulative charm, and the tragic consequences that unfold as Harley becomes increasingly entangled in his web of madness and cruelty. It's a harrowing exploration of the devastating impact of emotional and psychological abuse, as well as a powerful commentary on the societal constructs that can enable and perpetuate such dysfunctional dynamics.

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"Harley Quinn: Mad Love" is a complex and multi-layered narrative that challenges the audience to confront the darkest corners of the human psyche, while also offering a glimmer of hope and the possibility of redemption.

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Javier Rico A.K.A Alastor, unpredictable and chaotic: [32]

Some people might say that Javier was a crook who was at the wrong place at the wrong time, and was pushed into a vat of chemicals. Others think he was an abused and bullied teenager who suffered at the hands of his parents and was burned alive. His origins are unknown, and Javier prefers it that way, his forgotten past locked up deep in his subconscious. An insane mutated serial killer who's powers are luck and unpredictability takes advantage of everything around him, his motives for his actions are for the fun of it and spite towards existence itself. He is a 6"5 ft athletic white male with disheveled, long, and straight, black hair, pale skin with chemical and burn scars on his arms, torso, legs and face, black sunken eye sockets, dark aqua green irises, and most of the time has a deranged ear-to-ear smile on his face. He wears a ripped, stained and moth eaten black tank top, with some kind of orange mechanic jumpsuit, with the sleeves tied around his waist as if he was wearing a sweater. Around his neck and some parts of his arms he wears bloody bandages. Either on his face or on his person, Javier has a mask made from the face of a clown who humiliated him at a circus show by throwing and smearing a whipped cream pie on his face, triggering the man to slice the clown's face off with a knife. The mask itself is already decaying, the clown makeup still on it. While he can be playful and respectful (when he wants to be), Javier is constantly sarcastic, sadistic, cruel, and cunning, making dark and offensive jokes about serious topics, using unnecessary torture methods on his victims, and his erratic mindset makes it difficult to predict his next goal or action—an example of this is that sometimes he will break out of the psychiatric ward, or stay and "behave" for at least a few months. Javier's attitude consists of being cocky and mischievous, especially around women (and some men, but doesn't label himself as pansexual or bisexual) he takes a liking to, resulting him showing his more perverted and joker self. But he does have a tendency to become attached and obsessed over a woman/man and the amount of how many people she/he slept with, causing him to become "overprotective" of that person. This often results in Javier tracking down the list of lovers and killing them all one by one; if the person he fell in love with reacts negatively to this, he either let's them go or adds them to the body count. Anything can be a weapon for him to use—a stop sign, a chair, a pigeon, a hotdog, a vacuum cleaner, a trash can, a bed, a spoon, etc.. He also has the (un)unique ability to summon whatever item he wishes out of thin air, but it has to be with comedic timing. During his stay in a mental asylum, a music box was gifted to him by Dissonantia in a disguise. When he opened it, he was overwhelmed by black smoke, and accidentally inhaled it, causing him to be hospitalized for a week, unknown to him and the doctors at the time that the smoke turned him into an unearthly and immortal terror with reality warping, further deteriorating his already crumbled mental state. He is currently fixated on Domino, Harley Quinn, Loki, Punchline, Scarlet Witch, Jason Todd, Cyborg, Daredevil, Thor, Wolverine, Emma Frost, Rogue, Mystique, Black Cat, Power Girl, Johnny Blaze, Frank Castle, and Deadpool. Done with being constantly captured by S.H.I.E.L.D., he started training with Discord, Dissonantia's male counterpart, and consuming more of the Gods of Chaos' blood to become more powerful—soon he wasn't a man anymore, but a cosmic demon with unholy power and abilities. Not strong as Dissonantia herself, but enough to rival against the power level of her children. [?] (DC Comics/Marvel)

His villain name is "Alastor", which means tormentor (not inspired by the Hazbin Hotel character).

He has a mild case of Pyrophobia and Capnophobia. He often avoids smokers in public and doesn't use fire as a torture method. Lighting a match in front of him always results in someone getting hurt.

He is in an alliance with Dissonantia, but neither really trust each other. His reasoning? Dissonantia is unstable and has anger issues. Her reasoning? He's after Johnny.

Has been seen eating human meat.

Likes pineapple on pizza and ranch dressing on the side.

Has plenty of other masks and costumes in his secret hideouts in both universes.

Although he is attracted to men, he doesn't act or treat them any different as he does with women. They are all the same to him.

He does have a particular type: unhinged and mentally ill people, especially the ones who are mentally weak and vulnerable.

He's a top. Dom top.

He is still a virgin, despite his sex-raging hormones. Not hard to guess why.

Likes BDSM, especially biting, breeding, and knife play kinks.

Doesn't have a license to drive, so he walks. He always manages to get where he has to go on time.

Tendency to stare inappropriately, in very inappropriate situations.

Drools. Is he hungry, horny, or head empty?

Love-hate relationship with clowns ever since the incident. They secretly turn him on, but also gives him the urge to rip out their spines.

Sleeps once in a while.

Unknown mental illness or he's faking insanity. No one knows.

Actually likes making kids laugh. He has stated in multiple interviews that he does wish to adopt or conceive a kid with a loving spouse, but feels like he's not ready to start a family yet.

Hates seeing rape, sexual assault, and harassment on others, especially on children. He will act on his murderous instincts and bring justice to light.

Oddly enough, he's a good cook. Despite the whole phobia thing.

Actively ignores talking about his past if it's brought up in a conversation, or acts as if he doesn't remember.

His voice is a mix of Joker (Mark Hamill) and Jeff the Killer. Slightly deep but cheery. Too cheery at times.

He often draws on himself with sharpie, or cuts himself to make disturbing illustrations.

Knows lots of magic tricks.

Loves dogs. Hates snakes.

Wishes to eat Red Skull's brain.

Often fantasizes about Deadpool.

14 inches, five inches. I'm not adding any more context.

He can be hired as an assassin. One time, a married woman hired him to kill her husband whom she expected was cheating on her with his boss. He took the deal, murdered the husband by caving his skull in with a rusty pipe, and bit the lover's head off. When it was time for him to get paid, he crushed the wife's skull and searched her corpse and house for money and valuables, then left.

The Penance Stare doesn't work on him. He doesn't regret any of the pain he inflicted on others.

Uses duel sickles as his signature weapon.

Can teleport to Hell and back.

Super long tongue ;)

Mouth can stretch far enough to fit a whole human head inside of him.

During Discord's training session, Alastor learn several different martial arts, could now properly stealth and hide himself in the darkness, could shapeshift and change his outfit at will for better disguises (now could change into a female counterpart of himself), and his "luck" was starting to become more effective in battle.

By drinking Discord/Dissonantia's blood, he started gaining more demonic powers and abilities, such as able to disappear in thin air, turn into wispy black smoke with four red eyes, shapeshift more efficiently, could move at inhumane speeds that not even a bullet could hit him, have a faster health regeneration rate, could withstand more damage to his body, and is much, much more stronger than before. His fingers can sharpen into dagger-like blades, and his features become more "uncanny" to witness.

He can change into a demonic "titan" like form with four red eyes if he gets angry enough that causes Dissonantia's blood to boil and react violently inside of him.

If the situation calls for it, he can use savagery and animalistic fighting tactics to take down his victims.

In an official relationship with Deadpool!

When he first met Ellie, Deadpool's daughter, Alastor adored her and treated her as if she was his own. He would spend hours showing her magic tricks, and often give her gifts. At first, he was scared of accidentally frightening the child and often wore medical masks or sunglasses around Eleanor, but eventually both became comfortable around each other so Alastor didn't have to hide his face anymore. He also helped Wade bond with his daughter again, and vowed to always protect Ellie in case Deadpool couldn't be there for her.

Towards Deadpool's other past lovers, however, Alastor hated every single one of them with a burning passion. He started hunting down each one and either slaughtering them and feasting on their carcasses or sacrificing them to Dissonantia. Shiklah received the worst fate of them all: after witnessing Alastor devouring Dracula alive, she was drained of her magic powers due to Javier sucking them out of her through a kiss of Death, and was force to endure being eaten alive feet first, unable to stop her slow demise until the light left her eyes.

Dissonantia and Discord, proud of Alastor for his accomplishment of defeating Shiklah, granted him the title of King/Queen of Monsters and allowed him to govern the Monster Metropolis. Dissonantia assigned Unforgiven to be his advisor.

He also managed to kill Lady Death, which allowed Dissonantia to give the title and position of the Grim Reaper to her son Damian.

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Batman: White Knight Presents: Harley Quinn (Katana Collins/Sean Murphy & Matteo Scalera)

Issues #1-6

Read December 2023

Story: 8/10

Harley Quinn has been a major character in the universe of Sean Murphy and she has played an important role in both of the previous books. Now she gets her first shot at leading lady and she wins. This book is phenomenal. As someone with a Harley tattoo and has been infatuated with this character since Paul Dini’s inception, I don’t know if she has ever been written better than this book more so this universe. She is capable, she is strong, independent and her best quality is she is her own person. While the joker does play a massive role in her creation and her past in this story she has already grown past it and this book helps her fully blossom into her own. The supporting cast in this book is fun and I continue to smile whenever Harley and Bruce interact at all. One negative I have is the side character of Hector. He’s a little boring, doesn’t get enough of an arc and I didn’t like the hints of him being romantically into Harley. With that being said I love where this book leaves Harley and I’m fascinated to see where her character ends up.

Art: 8/10

My first experience with an artist other than the man himself taking on the Murphy verse and I must say I was surprised and pleased with the direction. Matteo Scalera does a wonderful job infusing his own style into the work while staying faithful to not only the design but the features of these characters. While the characters have a unique flare set by Matteo, batman still maintains his sharp jawline, Harley is still curvy and beautiful. This is a benchmark piece in using your own style but still existing and respecting the original work.

Special Notes:

- shoutout Jason Todd and Batman sneaking out as the red hood. I loved the sequence of him out of jail

- Lou is a real one

- Batman loves Harley and it just makes me happy, especially his gift to her

- Montoya is a fun commissioner and Harvey is very lovable

- Love the murder mystery and the unique villain design

Overall Rating: 8.5/10

This book had a ton of weight on its shoulders being the first series to tackle this universe and its characters, not written by its main author. You can still feel his connection and DNA throughout but Katana was able to throw her own personalized touch and a much needed female direction for one of DC’s most important heroines.

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Once upon a time, in the bustling city of Gotham, Harleen Quinzel, better known as Harley Quinn, found herself in a constant state of chaos. As the notorious sidekick of the Joker, she had always been drawn to the thrill of mayhem and mischief. However, deep down, she yearned for something more. She longed for inner peace.

Harley had always been a wild spirit, dancing to the beat of her own drum. Her vibrant personality and unpredictable nature made her a force to be reckoned with. But as she grew older, she began to question the path she had chosen. The constant violence and destruction had taken its toll on her soul, leaving her feeling empty and lost.

One fateful night, as she roamed the dark streets of Gotham, Harley stumbled upon a hidden alleyway. Intrigued, she cautiously ventured inside, her curiosity piqued. To her surprise, she discovered a small dojo, tucked away from prying eyes. The sign above the entrance read, "The Path to Inner Peace."

Intrigued by the promise of tranquility, Harley decided to step inside. The dojo was dimly lit, with the scent of incense lingering in the air. A wise old man, Master Li, greeted her with a warm smile. He had seen many lost souls seeking solace within his walls, and he sensed that Harley was different.

Master Li recognized the fire burning within Harley's eyes, the untamed spirit that yearned for freedom. He knew that in order for her to find inner peace, she needed to confront her past and embrace her true self. And so, he took her under his wing, guiding her through the ancient teachings of martial arts.

Days turned into weeks, and weeks turned into months. Harley trained tirelessly, honing her skills and learning to control her impulses. She discovered a newfound strength within herself, both physically and mentally. The chaos that once consumed her began to fade, replaced by a sense of purpose and clarity.

But just as Harley was beginning to find her inner peace, Gotham City was plunged into darkness once again. A new villain, more ruthless than any before, emerged from the shadows. The city cried out for a hero, and Harley knew that she couldn't ignore the call.

With her newfound skills and unwavering determination, Harley donned her iconic red and black attire, ready to face the challenges that lay ahead. She fought with a ferocity that surprised even herself, but she never lost sight of her ultimate goal: to bring peace to Gotham City.

As the battles raged on, Harley's reputation began to change. No longer seen as a mere sidekick, she became a symbol of hope and resilience. Her journey towards inner peace had transformed her into a force for good, a beacon of light in a city consumed by darkness.

In the end, Harley Quinn found what she had been searching for all along. Through the chaos and the pain, she discovered that true inner peace comes from embracing who you are and using your unique gifts to make a difference in the world. And so, she continued to fight, not just for Gotham, but for herself, knowing that her journey towards inner peace was a lifelong endeavor.

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Shimmering Icons: Emilia Clarke, Marilyn Monroe, and Margot Robbie in Diamond Art

The world has been gifted with a number of amazing female performers. They have always been an influence to be dealt with when it comes to being charming, outstanding, and strong, from Emilia Clarke to Marilyn Monroe to Margot Robbie. They've all performed famous components and lived lives that have fascinated viewers across the world.

Emilia Clarke received wide recognition for her portrayal of Daenerys Targaryen, a fictional character in the highly regarded show "Game of Thrones." Her portrayal of the character, who developed from a shy little girl to a strong, dragon-riding queen, was met with glowing reviews and an extensive following.

In the 1950s, Marilyn Monroe was an international cultural and visual sensation. Her golden hair, sparkling grin, and unique style made her renowned. She has memorable parts in films such as Some Like It Hot and The Seven Year Itch. Her existence was full of ups and downs, and nobody knew what had taken place for her.

Margot Robbie is an Australian actress who received an established reputation for herself in the film business with her role as Naomi in "The Wolf of Wall Street." She's recognized for having an outstanding screen appearance and being able to perform a variety of roles. She's played characters such as Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad and Birds of Prey, as well as Tonya Harding in I, Tonya.

Finally, Emilia Clarke Marilyn Monroe. Margot Robbie. These three ladies have had an impact on global entertainment in their own distinctive way. Clarke's turn-of-the-century individuals, Monroe's famous charisma, and Robbie's multifaceted work have all engraved their names in cinematic history.

If you are interested in honoring some of Hollywood's most legendary female icons, such as Emilia Clark, Marilyn Monroe, or Margot Robbie, diamond painting is the way to go. It's a unique art style that combines painting with cross-stitching to produce incredible pieces of art with shine and depth.

Making an Emilia Clarke diamond painting is an excellent chance to meet the famous actress. It's an interesting art form that involves organizing small, sparkling diamonds to create an incredible picture. It's a wonderful way to show how lovely and revolutionary she is.

The method used to create a diamond representation of one of hollywood's most famous people is known as Marilyn Monroe Diamond Painting This type of artwork is defined by its precise placement of diamonds, each conveying one particular aspect of Marilyn's complex personality and charm.

A Margot Robbie Diamond Painting encourages artists to enter the complex world of this skilled actress. The careful arrangement of each shining diamond symbolizes the performer's dynamic range, from the untamed Harley Quinn to the steely Tonya Harding.

Overall, diamond painting is a connection between art and pop culture, celebrating women's history from Emilia Clarke to Marilyn Monroe to Margot Robbie. Every diamond carefully put on the paint not only copies the faces of these celebrities but also links artists to the various feelings and stories that surround them.

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Stepmom!Selina?

She sees what she's getting into from a mile away, but she welcomes it because Bruce's kids are a part of him, and she loves all of Bruce.

The kids all see it coming too, and while some (Damian) take longer to warm up to her, she's welcomed into the fold with open arms.

Selina's got a heart as big as her partner and while she's not always perfect, you can see how much she cares.

As a former foster child herself, Selina understands Duke's unique experiences and traumas from the foster care system, so whenever he needs to talk, she's the first one he goes to. Sometimes he doesn't want to (or need to) talk, so they'll watch boxing matches or she'll teach him little bits of Mandarin. If the kitchen isn't busy, they'll try their hand at new TikTok recipes, and film themselves either succeeding or debunking the original poster.

Being raised in isolation to be a human weapon meant Cass missed out on a lot of the things daughters typically learn as children/teens. The evening of Cass's first gala, she didn't know the first thing about doing her own hair and makeup. She's braved assassin armies, but her self-made disaster of bobby pins and eyeshadow nearly drives her to tears. Selina swoops in, wipes Cass's face with gentle reassurances, and walks her through step-by-step.

Selina considers it a privilege to have watched Dick grow from the spunky little Robin to the man he is today. Even though he's taller than her, she still ruffled his hair when he does a good job. She also keeps the first ever birthday card he gave her, which includes a pop-up bat signal and scented stickers, and remembers all of his favorite radio stations. Also, when Bruce does something, Dick goes tattling to Selina.

For a while, Carrie mooched off of her siblings' Netflix profiles, but everyone got tired of her messing up their algorithm and she was forced to make her own. She soon realized how much freedom she had because no one could see what she was watching. Selina caught on to the power trip and started researching and watching snippets whenever a new show comes out. That's how she stopped a bunch of preteen girls from watching Squid Game.

Tim often gets overlooked as not just the middle child, but the child who appears put-together and regularly takes on adult responsibilities. Selina, however, remembers that he's still a teenager. She regularly checks in and gradually teaches him that it's okay to let go and act his age. Selina encourages him to call his Young Justice friends outside of missions and take small acts of rebellion against Bruce. When Tim and his boyfriend snuck out to a famous lover's lookout, Selina gave them the car keys and covered for them.

She noticed that Jason really enjoys hanging out with Harley Quinn, bonding over not just Joker trauma but other shared interests like music taste. After Harley turns to the antihero side, Selina discusses with Bruce and they start inviting Aunt Harley and Aunt Ivy to dinner. The first time they do that, Harley is so excited that she baked a three-layer cake just for Jason. Literally, in strawberry frosting, it said, "THIS CAKE IS FOR JASON ONLY." Finding someone that Jason can relate to remains one of Selina's proudest accomplishments.

She's trying her best, but she makes mistakes too. For instance, although Wayne Manor has plenty of kitchen space, Selina does her cooking at Harley and Ivy's because Ivy can offer her fresh plant-based ingredients that suited Damian's needs. When Alfred's not available, she sends Damian to school with healthy, flavorful vegan lunches shaped into Cheese Viking characters. One time, she was tasked with bringing brownies to a PTA meeting. Incidentally, Harley was simultaneously baking a... different kind of brownie for a block party (you can see where this is heading). When an angry superintendent demanded to know who was responsible, Selina wisely kept her mouth shut and thankfully, so did Damian.

Cullen loves concerts, but he's a huge introvert who gets anxiety when he's left alone in a crowd. Selina becomes his concert buddy, and she'll go as all-out as he does. Sometimes that's showing up to a garage band dressed-down in hoodies and sunglasses. Other times it's painting their faces and looking like they just came out of a Hot Topic blowout sale. She even listens to the discography beforehand so she can blend in. Selina learns a lot about Cullen through this, because nothing says more about a person than the music they listen to.

Harper, though looking rough around the edges, turns into a giddy little kid at interactive science museums. During one of these trips, Harper got distracted by the giant Newton's Cradle so she didn't notice a fourth grade field trip sweeping up Selina. When they reunited at the gift shop, a chaperone had given Selina a school t-shirt and she was put in charge of grading ten kids' assignments. Harper laughed so hard that she spewed lemonade on the museum owner. Neither of them will let the other live that day down.

Selina and Barbara openly talk about guy stuff, and Selina is more than happy to offer advice in times of need. They're both pretty liberal talking about that stuff, and one time they did a tier ranking of all the Gotham Rogues based on how effective their gimmick is (Joker was the only S-tier). They then proceeded to get into a debate on whether or not Man-Bat and Killer Croc should qualify for the list, which led to them staring each other down at dinner while the other family members sat around them confused.

Steph's school offered a Mother's Day breakfast. Although Crystal Brown was doing her best and wanted to make it, she was scheduled a double-shift that the breakfast fell right in the middle of. Selina reached out to Crystal and with permission, went in her place. Afraid that Steph would publicly reject her, Selina sat in the parking lot for ten minutes as Bruce amped her up over the phone. Steph, thinking that no one would no up, was ecstatic and said that she couldn't have thought of anyone better. They enjoyed stacking up waffles and making the girls who bully Steph envious.

Long before she and Bruce got married, Selina made it clear that she would not be relegated to the gender-typical role of a homemaker, and Bruce happily concurred because it's 2021. They knew that to give Alfred a break, they'd have to take on some chores themselves. Instead of dividing up a boring old chore chart, they find ways to make cleaning fun and collaborative. They'll dance around the halls in mop slippers, play "guess the stain", and race their roombas. The kids see this and start modeling the behavior in their own ways—Dick swings from high places to dust them, Damian trains his pets to pick up garbage, and Cass and Duke compete to see who can clean the most bathtubs.

Some parts of the Manor are due for redecorating, so Selina and Alfred make a day trip out of interior design sketches, flipping through furniture catalogues, and looking at paint swatches. It sounds boring at first, but the menial tasks meant they had plenty of time for conversation, and she finally understood why everyone respects him. They also made room in the afternoon for a stroll through the park and afternoon tea, where he told her and her only the secret to a perfect scone.

The other Justice League partners welcome her into the group too. Whenever Selina's in Metropolis, she joins Lois and Ma and Pa for Sunday brunch where they share what their kids have been up to. Iris shows her life hacks to cooking large batches of food in a short time. Selina and Dinah discover an online store dedicated to selling vigilante gear and go on a Cyber Monday spree for their whole families. Steve Trevor, Diana's partner, teaches Selina how to fly with the invisible jet so she can surprise Bruce with the batplane.

After overcoming their initial conflicts, Selina and Talia hold a high amount of respect for each other. Talia sees Selina as not just a capable combatant, but a worthy partner to her former beloved and stepmother to her son. Selina, after spending all that time with the kids, understands the motherly love that Talia holds for Damian and makes it abundantly clear that she would never try to replace Talia in the boy's life. Regardless, looking after all those kids is hard, so they are very much open to the idea of co-parenting.

(Selina doesn't know it, but all this makes Bruce fall in love with her all over again.)

[geekcavepodcast]

Spotify Announces New Audio Series “Harley Quinn & The Joker: Sound Mind”

The second Spotify / DC / Warner Bros. audio series is all about renowned psychologist Dr. Harleen Quinzel. Harley Quinn & The Joker: Sound Mind is developed, written, and directed by Eli Horowitz. Matthew Derby and Rachel Khong will also contribute to the script. Christina Ricci stars as Harley with Billy Magnussen as the Joker and Justin Hartley as Batman. Realm will handle physical production on the audio series.

Harley Quinn & The Joker: Sound Mind is an original story told from Harley’s perspective. “When listeners meet Harley, she’s still Dr. Harleen Quinzel, a gifted psychologist at Arkham Asylum in Gotham City determined to help the patients her colleagues have written off. But her dad is sick and in need of an expensive life-saving operation Harleen can’t afford. So, when she meets “Patient J,” a unique criminal who seems to have a strange power over everyone but her, Harleen makes a fateful decision: to use her relationship with J to get what she needs, leading both of them down a dangerous path that will change their lives forever.” (DC Comics)

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Harley Quinn Yandere Alphabet

Yandere Harley x Reader

Affection-Steals things she thinks they’ll like, fights anyone who talks or look at them wrong, laughs at all their jokes and happily lives around their schedule. If they like something or care about something then she does too.

Blood-As messy as needed. Will kidnap/torture/murder anyone who hurts them or tries to ruin your relationship.

Cruelty-She would never lay a hand on her darling and definitely wouldn’t say anything to hurt them.

Darling-Not really. She’s pretty happy just to be with them so doesn’t feel the need to force them.

Exposed-She’s fully vulnerable. Her heart and her mind truly belong to her darling.

Fight-Upset but understands it. She doesn’t fight back just lets them tire themselves out or holds them until they calm down.

Game-It’s not a game and she finds no joy in escape attempts. She always ends up sad and wondering what she can do to make sure they don’t want to escape anymore.

Hell-When she has breakdowns. She’d leave them alone for a days/up to a week making them wonder if she’ll ever come back.

Ideals-It’s not actually possible because she’s a criminal but Harley wants a normal life so bad. A house and a picket fence and a dog and her darling by her side forever.

Jealousy-Gets jealous easily and may kill the person or just scare them depending on what they did. Needs a lot of love and attention after to feel better.

Kisses-Very lovey dovey. Constantly in their lap or their in hers. Just constantly covered in lipstick marks and being squished in a hug.

Love letters-Stalks them for a bit and learns what they like. Then shows up at their door with a very elaborate ‘promposal’ kind of thing. Wether they say yes or no Harley starts to hang around all the time, leaving gifts and bringing food when they’re too busy to eat. Eventually she grows on them.

Mask-Harleys already pretty uninhabited with her true self so I think she’d be the same with just her love.

Naughty-She just cries and talks about how sorry is she is and how she knows she’s a bad person and how she’s been messed up by the joker. Very manipulative but some part of herself does believe the things she says.

Oppression-after they’re kidnapped the only things her darling can’t do are leave the house or use things like social media.

Patience-Extremely.

Quit-Harley’s already gentle sanity would break completely. She’d find you at any cost and whatever killed you would be wiped from the face of the earth.

Regret-Feels guilty all the time because she kind of knows what it feels like. Once Stockholm sets in she’d give them more freedoms.

Stigma-past relationship trauma is the big one.

Tears-Awful. Tries to help but understands if they need space.

Unique-She’s just a lot softer than most yanderes.

Vice-While Harley does have weaknesses none can really be exploited to the point to escape.

Wits end-Nope.

Xoanon-She worships her darling a lot. Maybe not to the point she did the joker because that was just unhealthy. She’ll do anything for her darling.

Yearn-Like a week. She tries to hold off but she cannot.

Zenith-No. If it happens she’ll do everything in her power to bring them back.

[miraculous-trinity-leo]

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Chapter 3: Au Revoir Gotham My True Home

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Marinette explained what happened and that she didn't mean to cause trouble, she didn't know why the bats were looking for her (author to audience... it's because she looks like one of his bat kids gone rouge.) When she asked how they knew the Bat was looking for her, she found out that Selina was actually dating the Bat... So Marinette was very surprised at that, her family talked about it and a few days after her birthday she'll be going to Paris, France with Selina to be with a family friend of hers. Marinette was now really thinking she was cursed, but she made sure to take it in stride and spend as much time with her friends and family as possible.

"Doan wawhry suguh, we'll make sure tuh visit as much as possible, yuh can even visit us durin' summuh and wintuh break." - Harley held back the tears as she hugged Marinette, Bud, Lou, Ivy, Selina, Ed and even Frank joined in on it.

……… ………

Marinette was out with her friends still not sure how to tell them, she started with the obvious.

"Sooo... tomorrow I turn 10... the double digits." - Marinette

"Soon you'll be one of us!" - Garfield gave Marinette a side hug with a big smile, god he made it harder to tell them

"So what do you want to do? We can celebrate, tomorrow and the day after that, and the day after that, heck we can celebrate for the whole week while we're at it!" - Garfield

Rachel noticed the sad smile Marinette had as Garfield continued talking.

"Is there something you need to tell us?" - Rachel's words stoped Garfield in his tracks, he then looked at a slightly teary Marinette, and he felt a slight tinge of pain in his chest.

"I- um, I'm moving this Saturday... I'm sorry I really don't want to, but- *hic* I-" - Marinette was cut off by Garfield giving her a hug, he rubbed small circles on her back as she let out a few sobs. Rachel patting her shoulder to try and comfort her.

After they were like that for a few minutes, they decided to get ice cream

……… ……… ………

"I'm sorry." - Marinette eating her chocolate chip ice cream

"It's not your fault Mari, besides, we can officially say we have a pen pal in Paris." - Garfield with his chocolate mint ice cream trying to lighten the mood, managed to get a chuckle out of Marinette.

"We can still video call, or text you. And your parents said you can visit on summer and winter break." - Rachel just starting her strawberry ice cream

"But what if I need a friend to talk to when I can't sleep? Or if I need a movie buddy? Or gaming buddy?" - Marinette

"There are online multiplayer games we can play you know." - Rachel

"Yeah, and I'm sure you'll make friends over there really quickly, I mean you already know a few other languages, including French, so there isn't any communication problems." - Garfield

"I wish you guys could come with me..." - Marinette almost done with her ice cream

"... Didn't you say you always wanted a hamster, maybe one that's unique, like a the rare Green Gotham Hamster?" - Garfield with a mischievous grin

"Selina's family friends own a bakery, so no pets allowed. Sorry Rare Green Gotham Hamster, I'm afraid you're staying native to Gotham." - Marinette said patting his shoulder.

"Wait they own a bakery?! As in you can be on a sugar high 24/7?! Take me with you!!" - Garfield

……… ……… ………

Soon it was time for them to go home, when Marinette got home, she continued packing what she would need, making sure that her Siren plushies where safely secure, and then went to eat dinner.

The next day she made sure to get up early, Garfield and Rachel knew where she lived, and wanted to make sure everything was ready for them, setting up the games they would play into the night, and the movies they would watch after that.

She then went to the Gardens to greet her Mom and the plants, doing the usual routine of checking all the plants, complimenting and watering them. During which a sleepy Harley walked over giving Ivy and Marinette a morning kiss before going to make her coffee.

At breakfast she didn't see her Aunt yet, she assumed she was robbing someone rich again.

……… Over to Catwoman ………

"Come ta mama." - Catwoman mumbled as she used her claws to cut the glass surrounding an old elegant purple sapphire that belonged to one of Gotham's founding fathers' wives.

……… Back to Marinette ………

About an hour after breakfast Garfield and Rachel came over, holding Marinettes' rapped presents, they started the day off with trivia games, which they called the MIQ (which can mean either Marinette Isley-Quinzel or in this case Memory Intelligence Quiz) which Marinette and Rachel came to a tie followed by Ivy, then Harley, and Garfield. They then moved on to board games, Marinette decided to play The Game of Life rather than Monopoly (because lets be honest, who has ever finished that game in the time of a signle day? An extreme speedrunner... maybe.) while the adults got the cake ready. Surprisingly Garfield won, he got the acting career, a sports car, a nice old fashioned mid modern house, a wife, and 3 kids... Marinette got the fashion designer career, got a motorcycle, and a small, but nice victorian house, a husband, and one kid... and Rachel got the scientist career (because science is just simplified mortal magic), a delorean car (and even said "Since science is magic I can make it fly, so technically, I don't need roads where I'm going."), a modern cabin in the woods, single (she didn't want a significant other to interrupt her magic science) and got a pet bird.

Once Selina and Ed came over, they began the party, playing games like DDR, Ultimate Mecha Strike 2, and Racing games.

When it came time for Marinette to blow out her candles, she wished that everything would be okay, and that she will be able to come back to Gotham permanently, and blew them out.

She then got to open her presents, she started with Harley's, and got a custom baseball bat that was a dark steel blue, with a light grey handle grip, and it had the words "Quinn For Da Win" on it, putting a smile on her face, when she opened Ivy's gift she got seeds of her favorite flowers to plant over in Paris. She then opened her Uncle Ed's gift, which was a small watch that had special A.I., it had a cover over the inside screen that would flip open to reveal another screen. The cover was silver with a blue question mark, and when it opened, it showed the time, and the location you where in, it could also act as a GPS, and a phone (it could even play music AND had an incredible battery life span). She then moved on to her Aunt Selina's gift, finding a small purple sapphire in the shape of a cat paw, surrounded in silver. She then opened Rachel's gift, it was a travel mug that said "Coffee lives in my veins." (Marinette started drinking coffee recently) which made Marinette laugh, and then she got to Garfield's gift. When she opened it, she found a handmade charm bracelet, it had animals that she really liked around it, and there was one that was a small tiger, with it's eyes and nose having a light green peridot stone, to represent the first day they met. She put the bracelet on her right rist and thanked Garfield for it, and gave everyone a big hug.

She spent the rest of the day playing with her friends, having a wonderful time, and getting a massive sugar rush from all the cake they had. When it came time for dinner they were running low on energy, but were back to normal after Harley snuck some coffee into their food... The only thoughts that went through Garfield and Rachel's minds where "That's why Mari drinks this stuff..."

After dinner they played all kinds of video games, and ended it by watching Back To The Future. They fell asleep some time after 2am.

……… ……… …….

The next morning they all had breakfast and then spent the day playing parkour tag over roofs and playing I spy games. And at the end of the day Marinette gave her friends a big hug, before heading back home. She spent her time with her moms, Uncle, and Frank, playing more boardgames and discussing what she should do to make friends...

"Just be yawhself, we love yuh fawh who yuh are, and I'm sure everyone in Paris will love yuh too... if dey doan, den dey most likely have a massive defective reject of a brain." - Was Harley's opinion

"Riddle the f-ck out of their brain, if they can solve all of them, and like you for you, then they are worthy." - Which was Ed's opinion

"Use a chemical based compound from the magnolia flower, combined with three tulip petals, one rose petal, and pollen from a lilac to create a befriending potion." - Ivy's words made everyone silent before Ed spoke up

"... Harley if you're being mind controlled blink." - Ed deadpaned, which had Marinette cackling

"I'm not bein' mind controlled, also yuh nawhmally say ‘blink once or twice’ not just ‘blink’ I could blink at any random interval and yuh woun't know what tuh tink, and here I thoughtcha were a genius." - Harley with her head on Ivy's lap as Marinette starts wheezing.

"I think y'all broke her." - Frank just pointed to Marinette as she was still cackling and wheezing while in the fetal position.

That's when Selina walked in...

"What the hell did you guys do to Kitten?!" - Selina dropping the bags she got from some high end shop, and after they made sure Marinette was still alive they continued their game... and Marinette may have actually written the list of ingredients for that position, but only as a last resort. When it was time for them to sleep Marinette spent the night with her moms, like she use to when she was 4.

She got up early to make sure everything was ready, she had her sketch book in her backpack, as well as some pencils, ear buds, snacks and a picture of her with her family and friends. She decided to wear her new watch and charm bracelet as she finished checking her bag, she then went into the garden to say goodbye to all the plants, and to give Bud, Lou and Frank one last goodbye. She had about 3 hours before her and her Aunt were to head to the airport, and she spent that time with her moms, almost never leaving their side.

……… ……… …….

As the plane took off she looked out the airplane window, saying goodbye to Gotham, until her next visit home....

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Chapter 3 complete, also just in case I didn't describe her B-day gifts good enough, here's what they look like (꒪꒳꒪)

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[witchthewriter]

Hi! I'm Cherry and I was hoping to get three level four ships for DC, Marvel and Stranger Things? I did all the things listed on your info post and I'm super excited!

I'm a pansexual female who uses all pronouns. I really like to dye my hair, my favourite colour at the moment is red (I think its sick lol) and my hair is pretty long. I'm also super pale but I have very red cheeks 24/7. I have a sort of gothic fashion sense, nothing super over the top but I mostly wear black and anything dramatic with lace is something I am guaranteed to love haha. I'm super into music and its basically my main form of expression. My music taste is super diverse. I can go from listening to Taylor Swift to Black Sabbath, then to Metallica and then Baby Queen so quickly that it might just give you whiplash lol. I struggle a lot with mental health issues and eds but I'm doing pretty well at the moment so that's really nice. Most of the time I'm pretty witty, sarcastic, flirty and (jokingly) mean to people I'm super close with but I'm also incredibly loyal, protective and caring for those I love. I give pretty good advice and I'm good at helping people out with their issues or if they just need someone to talk to. I'm also a professionally trained singer (I'm pretty out of practice at the moment though) and I'm learning guitar at the moment. I love horror and drama movies and TV shows, especially classics from the eighties and nineties and I really don't like many comedie movies or shows. I'm also a huge comic book nerd and I make a shit ton of pop culture references all the time. I love action movies and romcoms bore me and I also love the bands Lovejoy, Kiss, Metallica, Motley Crue and The Backseat Lovers.

I'm sorry if this is way too much information, I'm just super excited haha. I can't wait to see what you do <3333

Want to be shipped? Here be the instructions 🦋

Thank you so much for participating my love! Thank you for the information it actually makes it so much easier!!! You sound like such a cool person xx

What each ship has in common:

⋆ Know what they want ⋆ Realistic ⋆ Unique  ⋆ Tough on the outside, soft on the inside ⋆ Stubborn

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𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

I ship you with Dinah Drake/Black Canary. I think she has a lot of amazing qualities; loyal, perceptive, intuitive, that would match your own. I think you two would definitely start as friends - initially talking about each other’s fashion sense/outward image. 

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

・Going to get piercings together and maybe even a tattoo or two

・Sharing make up and clothes

・When she kisses you, she puts both hands on your cheeks and kisses you softly

・Lazy weekend mornings where all you want to do is sleep and lay around. She loves it; will make you a tea or coffee and some toast and lay in bed beside you

・Spoiling each other with gifts

・Inside jokes that only make sense to the two of you

・Smacking each other on the ass 

・She calls you love

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢

How much fun you guys have together. And it’s not even chaotic or criminal fun; she likes it when it’s just the two of you, dancing or singing or watching a movie. She literally finds anything fun when you’re around. 

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑

I think your best friend would totally be Harley Quinn!!! She would definitely -get- you, because she is a psychologist, or is it psychiatrist? Any which way, she would surprise you with how well she understands your language. You two would definitely get up to no good; and Canary would be there to bail you out. But only you, and Harley is like “Huh?? Hey! What about me?” 

  And Canary would reply, “I don’t fold your socks Quinn, why would I bail you out?” 

𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥

𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

I ship you with Druig - I really think he would connect with you as he isn’t afraid of the darkness that people have. He’s stubborn, but honest and wants to do what is right. You would bond over your exploration of deeper feelings and their meaning. 

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

・Piggy back rides, can you imagine? He’s one of THE oldest beings to exist and you’re riding him like a fricken toy. It’s absolutely hilarious

・You would learn about things in history that no one else (other then the other Eternals) would know. Like he would fact check history books and you’re like ??? But they teach this in schools and he would respond with a shrug. 

・Leaning your head against his shoulder and he would kiss the top of your head

・He would totally hide your things and act as if he didn’t; you catch on and start doing it to him. Then each item that’s taken is more and more important to the point where Druig is walking around the ship like, “WHERE DID YOU PUT MY JACKET?? MY FAVOURITE LEATHER JACKET Y/N!!!!!” 

・Listening to all the stories he has, and your mind is absolutely blown. Sometimes you start to cry because how can this be real? How can a person; who is living and breathing, live for so many centuries and live to tell these tales? 

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢

Your understanding. He loves that you can actually pick up what he’s putting down. A lot of people don’t understand Druig - either they dont want to, they don’t feel the need to or their ability to isn’t there. Yours is though. It’s like you’re both magnets, or (stereotypical I know-) puzzle pieces that fit together. 

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑

I think your best friend would be Yelena Belova; you guys would have a similar friendship like she has with Kate, except you don’t try to stop her from doing what she wants to do. She likes to hang out with you - and it’s crazy because she’s never experienced that before; a friend. 

𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬

𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

I ship you with Eddie Munson! (What a beautiful gorgeous perfect man. i love him.) I think you guys are tHE PERFECT COUPLE. You’re true, genuine and don’t partake in fakery (I mean fake relationships, friendships etc. Not like ... make up or fake tan ... doing those things are absolutely fine.)

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑠

・You would be his WORLD; literally he would want to be around you all the time. He would never get sick of you, seriously. 

・You guys would go crazy together once finding out that you like the same bands; he’d probably ask you to join his band as well??

・Loves hug-tackling you; where he’ll creep up behind you and grab you. 

・Attack kisses

・Likes talking to you about his DnD campaigns and would go absolutely BALLISTIC if you showed interest and wanted to learn

・He will sneak into your room randomly and at times he’s scared the absolute shit out of you and you’ve nearly attacked him thinking it was an intruder. 

・Picking you up in his van and resting his hand on your thigh

・He likes to always have a part of his body touching yours; hand holding, hand on your back, arm around your shoulder, kissing, legs entwined etc

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢

Would be your authenticity. Eddie HATES fake people, he despises those who don’t stay true to themselves and when he met you, he was astonished. You were honest and open, and he values that. 

𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑

Would be Jonathan, yeah I definitely think so. I thought maybe Robin or Nancy, but I feel like they wouldn’t grasp your emotions and menta health in the way Jonathan would. He would definitely be able to bond with you over your opinions and experiences.