#Under any circumstances

[iridescenttttttt]

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[im-the-j-in-anthony-j-crowley]

I am not too close to matters of religion, but I just had a doubt.... Aziraphale is (or was, considering he has a new job now) the guardian of the East gate of the garden. And after some quick google searches... I just noticed that in some versions the east gate is... the only gate.

But in the series we see Aziraphale.... Closing a hole in the wall, that wasn't a door. It was a hole in which he rebuilt the wall when he closed it.

And as I was looking at this, I noticed another detail. On one page it said that Jesus enters through that part. The second coming. Jesus, arriving on Earth. Through the eastern gate

Could this be the reason Metatron wants Aziraphale back in heaven? You can't take Jesus out the east gate if the angel guarding it isn't on your side!

Especially when the "gate" is a hole in a wall that I assume, is hard to find. Because... it's a big wall

Aziraphale is possibly the only person other than God who knows where the wall was rebuilt. And if that wall is somehow indestructible, the only way to cross it would be... by disarming the one area that has been opened. The one that was rebuilt by Aziraphale

[radvelvetcakez]

transfem they/them charlie who feels too bad to correct people and has kind of accepted being called she/her despite not liking it—"it's better than being called a guy?" and they r lying they HATEHATEHATE being referred to with she/her but dont want people to feel bad for misgendering them even if its accidental. probably hasnt even come out to their friends in fear theyll feel bad about it too or just not react well.. bonus: sir pentious, probably

[theonetrueyeet]

something something weezer but with characters you like

[lightenupcowboy]

I just want to see Chris hold Leon in his arms...

[run-lamb-run]

Are we allowed to ship characters

I'm kinda iffy on it, there's alot of age differences and also multiple of the characters are Straight Up Children

Depends

yeah, like, the children are a no-no but you can go wild with my spider

I think uh

I think satirical Silk and Mary would be funny as FUCK but at the same time . Iffy

YEA i think silk x mary as a joke is rlly funny but not as an Actual thing

anyway my answer is: it would depend on liek . what characters ur shipping liek how alz said . satirical silk x mary is funny tho i will let u do that one . they get married JUST to get divorced

I can't really see any romance other than silk and Mary (jokingly)

I will however will be showing off a plethora of NPCs that you can ship with each other and, if it makes sense based on how things go, i guess the characters and NPCs could become a thing

if they're not kids. I mean Callum's on the board, hes 21 after all but liek. the age differences with all the other characters

[justp34chy]

I should NEVER be given access to a ballpoint pen

[badlydrawnlilhal]

permission to nom gently

Like hamborger

No.

[dipperscavern]

feyd rautha superstitious. making me paint him before the arena.

feyd rautha superstitious. refusing to fight in the arena if you don’t.

[brionysea]

this is how i amuse myself

[t0t411y-n0t-hum4n]

My 2023 Wrapped: (late because after an all nighter, i am realizing things and im fucking angry and also confused but it all makes sense now)

You spent 897 hours worrying about things that didn't really matter to you, but other people made a big deal about it (that's 37 days!)

You said "I'm going to fucking lose it" exactly 9,421 times while keeping it together, and maybe it would have been better if you lost it!

You made 4 characters to inflict with the very troubles you were going through, but didn't know it until you had the time and energy to think critically!

You sent 967 messages in the venting channel of your sad empty discord server! (That's 892 more messages than last year!)

You avoided contact for a month even though you could have messaged at any time! And then proceeded to make excuses as to why you couldn't, because you were exhausted!

You developed 3 new fucked up coping mechanisms! (You're in the top 0.5% of insufferable fuckers!)

You spent 10,875 minutes playing video games to distract yourself from reality!

You dissociated for more than a day or two 12 times, that's an all time high!

You drank about 20 Monster Energy drinks! 8 of those were just to make you feel decent instead of irritable and rude! To please people around you!

You nearly punched a wall 12 times! All in 4 months! (That poor wall, it didn't do anything.)

In the month of August, you apologized to one person on an average of 6.4 times a day! That's a fucking lot, you pushover!

4 people now hate your guts! Congratulations on trying to be likeable but failing so hard! Why do you even care? (/gen)

You made 762 ocean wildlife puns. So that's something cool.

It looks like you had a really shitty year! I guess there's always another, until there isn't. At least you made it through this one! Had me guessing for a while there!

[br1ghtestlight]

staying up all night bcuz im gonna have to start moving houses at 9:30am and there isn't a chance in hell i could wake up on time unless i didnt sleep so except more bullshit posting from Me <3

[thesunshinebard]

Yeah like your bitch ass-

[delusion-of-negation]

why do I miss someone who demonised everything I did, made active effort to make me feel like a monster, made me do all the work to initiate and continue conversation, admitted to thinking about me very little, ruined my death and subsequently what is remaining of my life, had me locked in a place I was abused in a decade prior, so I had to sleep in a bed identical to the one I was abused in, in a room identical to one I was abused in, staring at ceilings identical to those I stared at while abused, all while he's mocking my personal shit and my suicide attempt with random people, and then told me, while my kidneys were still failing, he wouldn't ever speak to me again? like, I get I hurt/upset him too during the ordeal, and we both would defend our side with stuff about how we were trying our best in a complicated situation... obviously I'm not saying "he's an asshole through and through", simply "why do I have all these negative emotions about all this, however none of them influence the stupid chunk of my brain to reconsider missing him?" I had a nightmare last night where I'm trying to get him into star trek and my asshole guardian was not happy with anything I did, and he was barely paying attention, it sucked, and yet a part of me was like "just like old times :)" what possesses me to be so fucking stupid? it's been months, I gotta either rip out that part of my brain or die, I can't keep living with people like them occupying my thoughts like this, it's tiresome.

[pey-no-attention-to-me]

they are so unintentionally in a relationship. they hold hands. they share their tea. they guard the bathrooms for eachother because the doors don’t have locks. there’s a window in the door for some reason and he kept looking in-

[callibones]