#UmbrellaAcademy

[nataliescatorccio]

ALLISON HARGREEVES & VIKTOR HARGREEVES The Umbrella Academy, 'End of the Beginning'

[hidelias]

No tattoos anymore folks.

But well, actually we knew that already #AlakazamGhosties!

[bloodyyanya]

An old piece i did of young ben klaus and five for the umbrella academy zine :]

[salvador-daley]

Dead Sexy 🧡 👻 UPDATED!

An Umbrella Academy AU feat. Pathologist!Dave + MorgueRegular!Klaus

A/N: The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I was merely sleeping. Actually, I have been busy throwing up. Long story. Enjoy this extremely belated chapter! Leave me a comment to show me you love me.

CW: Angst-akimbo

Summary: Dave is a pathologist working at the city morgue. And Klaus… well, Klaus just keeps turning up.

Snippet from Chapter 5:

No sooner has Adrian Dellow’s elongated shadow passed beyond the transom window of the basement morgue than the sound of faint metallic banging becomes audible.

Dave pauses a moment longer to be absolutely sure the auditor is well out of eye and earshot before he turns to the wall of chiller cabinets. The banging is becoming more frantic, louder now too, accompanied by muffled shouting.

Dave flings open the door to the chiller from which the sound is emanating and rolls out the rack. The body bag is moving, the impression of fists and fingers visible, flailing in the rubber.

“Stop struggling,” says Dave as he slides the zip down.

Klaus emerges from the bag with a gasp, gulping at the air like a fish which has accidentally flopped onto the deck of a boat. “What took you so long? I could have died in there!”

“Well, would that really be a first for you?”

Klaus clutches his chest, in full Drama Queen mode now. “I had a nightmare that I was trapped inside a giant condom. You have no idea how terrifying that was. It was very realistic!”

“Would you keep your voice down?” hisses Dave. “You are going to wake up the other corpses.”

Read the rest on AO3

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[lilieseance]

I gotta pull a “the parent trap” here atp because I NEED THEM BACK TOGETHER. GIVE THEM BACK TO ME!

[big-ball-o-twine]

a poem about accepting the end of everything

[fivefolklores]

UMBRELLA ACADEMY S4 CONCEPT ART ???? WHO DO WE THINK THIS IS

[netflix]

Get ready for the final timeline. The Umbrella Academy Season 4 is coming 2024. #GeekedWeek

[stephsageek]

[shadowisbored]

TEASER TRAILER IS OUT OMG???? TUA TUMBLR IM BACK ON MY SHIT FOR A MIN

[theinvisiblepeach]

🔵Klaus🔵

Only one more now to go, purple time 🟪

[novacorpseart]

Klaus in the comics vs the show

[hidelias]

On the bright side, I'll be able to write whatever I want for season 4. Because it won't be that one.

A bend in Space-time: Season 1 - Season 2 - Season 3 coming soon Snippets of Memory: Table of contents

[crazyvillainfan]

Some members of a fanfiction I'm wrapping up on writing. Introducing: The Legion of Chaos

[salvador-daley]

Sauna Klaus x Dave

Umbrella Academy smut 🍑🥵

Author’s Note: So, the other day, my husband told me about our town’s gay sauna and how there was a whole documentary about it. I didn’t ask him how he knew all this, but I did watch the documentary.

Anyway, then this happened.

All my other WIPs (Dead Sexy, Chained and High Altitude) are still ongoing and new chapters for each are coming soon - I just really needed to get this smut out of my system. (I’m sorry!)

Enjoy, filth fans! If you like it, leave me some comments and I will read them over and over while lying on my bed in the foetal position because they are my primary source of dopamine. 🧡🧡

Summary:

Dave goes to the sauna for the first time.

It goes… very well.

Snippet from Sauna:

He is beautiful - but not in the way a man is usually beautiful - in the way the Grand Canyon is beautiful. An awe-inspiring, breath-taking, all-encompassing beauty. His cheekbones and jawline are razor-sharp, his eyebrows thick and expressive, his eyelashes long, his goatee finely manicured, framing a wide, warm smile. He is so radiant, he’s almost painful to look at. Like the sun.

“Wow, you’re…”

“Invading your space, I know. I hope you don’t mind - I just have this damn tricky shoulder, I’m hoping the heat will help to loosen it up.” The man massages the top of his arm for emphasis.

Fuck, his arms are beautiful too.

Dave shakes his head “No, no, that’s fine.” He doesn’t really know what to do here, he’s been thrown off by that face, those eyes, those arms.

He panics and sticks out his hand. “I’m Dave, by the way.”

The man looks down at the proffered hand as if Dave just offered him a rubber chicken. Instantly, Dave realises his mistake; he has forgotten the primary purpose of places like these - anonymity.

A bemused smile crosses the man’s face, the kind one reserves for the quaint idiosyncrasies of a foreign tourist.

“A names guy, hey?”

It’s like Dave has suggested some new, weird kink and he’s deciding whether to go for it or not.

“Okay, then. I’m Klaus.” Klaus takes Dave’s hand and gives it a hearty shake. “Pleased to make your acquaintance.”

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[lilieseance]

TUA S4 rant. SPOILER ❗️

I need fanfiction writers to come and save us from this wreck they called season 4. I’ve never been this serious before. IM BEGGING YALL.

1. Steve thought about bringing Sloan back with no memories and have Luther try making her fall back in love with him but scrapped it for fivexlila. And for what??!

2. I won’t ever accept Lila „Hating“ bracelets when it’s been a part of their relationship for 2 seasons. Nvm the fact that both Lila and Five were OOC as sh*t?! (+ it just felt so disgusting and wrong?)

3. Raymond leaving Alison? WHAT?

4. not to mention the van scene? I get what they tried to do but this scene went way longer than necessary.

5. where were all the sibling moments? Where was their healing journey? They made Diego and Five hate each other for gods sake I can’t do this man.

Need someone to do the real TUA justice.