#Um. I think is a crisis

[cupcakesmoothie]

[heroesriseandfall]

Teen Titans/Outsiders Secret Files (2003) — Roy leaving voicemails for Dick after Donna Troy’s death

Identity Crisis (2004) #7 — Dick leaving voicemails for Tim after Jack Drake’s death

[menlove]

I just think that if more ppl hadn't given up after amy and rory left the show we could've had more people being horny over peter capaldi and michelle gomez like yes yes david tennant and billie piper hot bisexual crisis etc but you're telling me you don't want to see the milf and dilf of the entire show prance around being hot? they make out. come on.

[paintpanic]

Malevolent gods

Are better than none

[schtinkybeanz]

ℤ𝕒𝕔𝕜 (the puppy) 𝔽𝕒𝕚𝕣

✧⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄✧⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄✧

ℂℝ𝕀𝕊𝕀𝕊 ℂ𝕆ℝ𝔼 –𝔽𝕀ℕ𝔸𝕃 𝔽𝔸ℕ𝕋𝔸𝕊𝕐 𝕍𝕀𝕀– ℝ𝔼𝕌ℕ𝕀𝕆ℕ

[redyrmes]

something i did for bird app

[bridgemino]

@stupidloafofbread ik i already sent u these on discord but i wanted to put them on tumblr ✨ (hope u dont mind ^_^)

art of love>>>>>>>> /platonic

[blue-rose-soul]

Hi, I am here to say I love your Devil’s Bastard au. It’s so fun to read and funny to see those two fumble around their relationship.

Here an idea branch for the AU: What if Alastor was born later? Like wayyy later, during Lilith 7 year absence. Lucifer will feel super depressed at that time and try to cheer himself up by going up to earth. There was a Marci Gras where he met Alastor’s mother and well you know the rest.

Alastor was born and is around two years old when he and his mother were caught in a major car accident that killed them both. His mother is in heaven but because he his Lucifer son, he ended up in hell even though he is a 2 year old toddler.

Luckily for him, he end up in front of The Happy Hotel right after Charlie’s pilot interview. Charlie heard a noise outside and found this tiny little toddler at her doorstep and immediately took him in without knowing him being her half brother.

There will be a lot of crapfest when the truth is revealed, but for know let’s enjoy a wacky adventure with a baby on the side

Charlie with this random two year old that showed up on her doorstep:

This sounds like an AU with a lot of comedic potential, but it would also pretty drastically change things up in Hell. Alastor took down a lot of Overlords when he arrived in Hell and, it's implied, helped others rise to power. Would Husk still be an Overlord or would he have fallen to someone else? Would Vox have been able to reach Overlord status without his friendship with Alastor? Would Valentino and Velvette have become Overlords without Vox? How would the Overlords Alastor had taken out be running things? Where is Niffty!?

But Charlie's not worried about that, she's more occupied with the shadow tentacles ripping apart her parlor while the child in her arm is bawling his eyes out. Eventually they manage to get him calmed down and settled in for a nap, but they still need to figure out what to do with him.

Vaggie: We can't keep him, Charlie. Charlie: Pleeeeeease Vaggie? Look at his little hoovsies! Vaggie: [Looks at his little hoovsies.] Vaggie:

Plus, as Charlie points out, there really isn't anywhere to send this child to. There aren't any orphanages or daycares in the Pentagram, except maybe in Imp City. But those ones are still meant for Hellborns, not sinners. What Hellborn is going to adopt a toddler that will never grow up? They're stuck with him.

On top of which, there's something deeply disturbing about the fact that Heaven rejected someone so young and Charlie's determined to figure it out.

Charlie ends up calling the only person she knows who has any experience with children; her dad. He sounds a little spacey and it sounds like he was only half-paying attention to her but she does manage to get him to agree to come over. Charlie's proven right that he wasn't fully listening when Lucifer sees the baby and freezes in shock as though she didn't tell him exactly what she needed his help with over the phone.

Cue the King of Hell bringing over boxes and boxes of Charlie's old baby things to help set up a nursery in the Happy Hotel.

[mango-mya]

Yes that's Shakespeare please leave me alone

[catboyidia]

well… out of rufus and the turks we definitely know who squares favorites are… because tseng and rude look fine! and surprisingly cute!

… and then there’s reno and rufus… what did they ever do to square enix?! what’s their grudge against these two 😭 renos isn’t THAT bad but… rufus… rufus my love… what did they do to you… they massacred my boy

[deus-ex-mona]

series i’m gatekeeping from my family vs series i’m ✨ok✨ with my family knowing i’m into:

[fleshdyk3]

god i fucking hate my dad

[crimeronan]

RE Last post of Hunter's Grimwalker parenting plan

Like they're all in their 20s and all four of them together and as settled as they can be, de-emperoring the isles is a work in progress but solidly all together and things are about as stable as can be, people are comfortable about raising the idea to the point actual logistics are being discussed.

Enough logistics and thinking seriously about the horrors of actually having to carry and birth a child that Hunter slightly frustrated can't just take on the horrors for everyone else (no implications to be drawn about the origins of this frustration) and seeks a work around for it and then finds it and he's just oh so proud of himself for it, he sets up the presentation, Willow helps it's all great.

Sure they'll have to break some endangered protections species laws Luz instituted a few years back, and Galderstone's are gonna be a problme, and whoever the orets are gonna be will have to decide what their least favorite bone is... but like, that's infintely superior to nine months of suffering

I'm just imagining Hunter being oh so positive and genuinely excited about the whole thing, and then Luz just faints Amity glares at him to stop being in denial and talk about this with Luz whilst not opening her mouth and betraying the fact that the totally 'knows' even if he refuses to acknowledge that he knows, even to himself or assimilate the idea to any of these obvious facts into his thinking.

Meanwhile Hunter, miles deep into not thinking about this, is certain that its the poaching of endangered species that's the problem and starts looking for a a solution to that problem, and not the actual problem...

hunter is like "amity, you're full of shit. if i was a grimwalker i'd know because obviously someone would have just told me. why wouldn't they" and luz immediately faints again. hunter is like no hey i think we can probably bargain with the selkiedomus instead of slaying it we don't have to commit TOTAL ecological destruction. .....not sure what we're gonna do about the stonesleeper lungs tho.

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

wait did my dad call me "goose" when I was a kid because... ? hang on.... was that.......?

[sirpeppersto]

lowkey the "this machine kills fascists" tramp stamp is starting to look very enticing

[elytrafemme]

why doesn't anybody talk about schrodinger's mental illness? seriously i think i'm onto something here