#Uber gay

[usiel21]

Enid's Birthday.

For Enid's birthday Wednesday takes Enid to place where she can meet and interreact with rescued Otters. Enid's squeals of unfiltered, pure and utter joy when she meets her first one renders Wednesday's heart like putty. The way tears fill her eyes as she's handed one of the otters because of how cute they are makes Wednesday yearn for Enid more than she knew she could feel. Of course the Otters love Enid, they can sense she is a Werewolf, a Predator but they know they're not prey and that they're safe with such a powerful creature in their midst. Wednesday discreetly takes pictures of Enid as she coo's and cuddles them.

As they get ready to leave Enid gets emotional because she's already grown attached to them.

Wednesday: Did you enjoy your day with the Otters Enid?

Enid: Yeah! I love them! (She says as she looks back sadly. Before jogging back over to pet all of them one more time which Wednesday knew was going to happen) Wednesday: My Wolf - It's time to go.

Enid: (Walks back over with her jacket zipped up.) Thank you for today Wends... It was the best birthday I have ever had (With heart eyes)

Wednesday can't do nothing more than nod numbly, Enid's gaze paralyzing her. She takes two steps forward before looking back at Enid, eyes narrowed suspiciously. Enid looks far too innocent for her liking, not making eye contact under her scrutiny.

Wednesday: Enid... put the Otter back.

Enid: (Whining) HOW DID YOU KNOW?! (She unzips her jacket to reveal an Otter inside the inside pocket of her jacket)

Wednesday: Enid I know you and you are anything but subtle

Enid: Lies! Wednesday: Enid your side of our room is what Satan would concoct for me in Hell.

Enid: (With a smug grin) You said to me that Hell would be your Heaven. You saying I'm your idea of Heaven? (Winking)

Wednesday:

Wednesday: (Realising she has inadvertently confessed to Enid that her room and thus Enid by association is her idea of Heaven.)

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Shit.

[n0rthernghostbat]

let me express this here and now because a) nobody I know uses tumblr and b) I've been needing to get this one off my chest

I YEARN CARNALLY FOR A POLAR BEAR. I NEED OLD MAN COCK STAT. (I WILL ALSO ACCEPT OLD MAN PUSSY, I AM NOT PICKY)

[imaginetheending]

Heavenly Secrets

Hey, so I just wanted to say I finished a book a while back but never posted it because I am weird with my work. I decided to post it now. It's on Wattpad and Ao3.

[horny-druid]

great abs on this Uber dude ... 10/10, would ride again ;)

[rudamaruda520]

Sirius, from the backseat: You're being extremely rude, and the seats are terribly uncomfortable. I'll give you one star!

Remus, visibly frustrated: I repeat for the third time, this is not an Uber. You are under arrest. I'm taking you to the police station.

Sirius: ONE STAR!

[hairychestloversblog]

When your Uber Driver wants to show you the puppies 🤗🤗🤗🤗

[katierosefun]

pyramid game is such a perfect little drama for the sapphics because you've got a whole demented psychological thriller going on about high school girls creating a whole fake social class system that results because one bored little princess bitch thought it'd be funny, and you've got all these dynamics that can only be boiled down to some kind of love story because like. ye lim and eun jeong's dynamic? the princess idol and her athlete bodyguard. soo ji and ja eun's dynamic? the cold mastermind and the compassionate heart. even whatever da yeon and seol ha have got going on? typical hitter and loyal dog dynamic. the list can go on.

[thejanisimiike]

rejanis thru text (pt 3/?)

(more parts - pt 1 / pt 2)

[dancesingay]

Even though Amazon is talked bad about as an employer, they're the only viable full time entry level jobs available right now and part of the reason is because they put almost every industry out of business.

Another job viable for people, especially immigrants, disabled, and neurodivergent people that's being phased out is uber and taxi services. The self driving car is not only unsafe, it's actively taking jobs. I trust a human more than a self driving car (especially living in a coastal city with cliffs).

We need legislation to protect our jobs and automate industries that are dangerous for humans to do. I went to my local job center, do you know what they were hiring for? Coal miner. What century are we living in? Humans deserve safe and clean jobs. Have the robots mine the coal.

Look at this little guy, he yearns for the mines.

[usiel21]

So, so, so, so, so so, soooooooo... You're telling me that Wednesday who has a colour allergy is placed in a dorm with THE MOST colourful girl around by a principal who considered Wednesday's allergy with a specially tailored uniform???

Morticia knew. She knew before any of them and made sure that Wednesday was placed with Enid. She knew that their destinies were intertwined.

She knew the girl was destined to become an Addams.

Wednesday and Gomez had similar looks of horror upon seeing the room and Enid whilst Morticia and Weems were smiling, don't tell me that there wasn't a plan there 🤣

[zer0expektation]

never getting over the fact that s4 Cas's arc is literally just a gay metaphor

[deadpanwalking]

Sounds like you need to take your own advice and learn to fuckjng drive bitch

I do see both the wisdom in your advice and the good intentions with which you dispensed it, but when I said I literally cannot fucking drive, I wasn't being figurative in the sense of being a Gay Who Can't Drive, I was being literal, in the sense of only being gay incidentally, but having a plot-relevant neuroanatomical condition which precludes driving safely.

[horny-druid]

when your Uber isn't even pretending.... #SuckItBitch

[ikjun]

Is putting national security in danger also part of your political choice?

DESIGNATED SURVIVOR: 60 DAYS / 60일, 지정생존자 (2019) Ep 5: A Good Person, dir. Yoo Jong-sun

[hairychestloversblog]

When the Uber Driver offers you all the extras 🤤

[wilhelm-laugh]

*stares longingly out the window* when will ryusae come back from the war…