#UUUUUUMMMMMMMMM

[mandalor-the-caffeinated]

Damn, he fine

Sauron + 🥵💦

The Rings of Power (2022-)

[xoluvx]

emmmm, excuse me???? miss???? HELLO???? 🫦🫦🫦

uuuuuummmmmmmmm um um um

im malfunctioning these photos are so much more cleaaar and my mind is pure filth 🥵🥵🥵

[antvnger]

3 favourite things about Tony?

Only 3 favorite things about my big brother??? Seriously???

Ugh. Okay okay. I can do this. Just three….

Uuuuuummmmmmmmm.

I love when he gets to be real with me. Lays down all the guard and lets the walls crumble and he gets to just be Tony. Because just Tony is a pretty awesome Tony.

I love how he loves and takes care of everyone he’s adopted into his family. Tony’s brand of care is special, and it makes me happy.

Okay and yeah, I would be lying if I said watching how fricking smart he is isn’t one of my favorite things. It’s like watching all the dominoes fall to make a really cool and satisfying picture.

Bonus: you had to have seen it coming his hugs are awesome.

@stxrked

[thenewfuture]

Touko, again with this?

We’ve been over this, Kebi has helped us out multiple times today! Will you quit suspecting him already?!

Don’t be dumb, Komaru. There’s still a lot more we don’t know about this thing. And I won’t lower my guard until I get all the answers I need...!

So tell us something, “Kebi”, i-if that is your real name: why were thrown out? Where is Monaca? What do you know?

.............

*Kwuuwiirrr...*

*Fwwoooonnn...*

Huh?!

TH-this is...!

*Kebi’s eyes glow blue and displays a projection. The projection is in the shape of a square, and is listed a year before the attack on Towa City...*

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*The screen is dark, but a similar voice can be heard on it...*

???: Okay, let’s seeeeee.....aaaaand turn on!

*The screen now shows a room befiiting a child, it looks to be from Kebi’s point of view, then someone appears on it*

Aha! It worked!

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Monaca...

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Hellooooooo!~ My name is Monaca, and I am your master. Your creator.

Kebi: Oowwooohh?

Mhmm, mhmm, mhmmm. You seem to be responding well to voices, and curious to your surroundings, as expected.

This is mainly a test run, we’ll experiment a bunch and see how you react to certain stimulations and tasks just to make sure you’re working properly. Do you understand?

Kebi: ...........

*tumble* *It seems Kebi has rolled upside down*

Heeeheehee!~ You really are cute! Like the character from Monaca’s favorite game!

I should give you a name, huh? Uuuuuummmmmmmmm.......

Names were neevr Monaca’ strong suit, so we’ll just skip that for now and get to later...eventually....

*zzzzzzzzrrrrttttt*

*The screen goes to black...*

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Kebi......

.....?

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*Another recording comes up, this one dated a few days after the first one*

Fuel substitute experiment number one.

Okay! Eat that garbage.

Kebi: Blllaaarrgghh!

*Kebi aimed towards a pile of garbage bags, and uses his tongues to devour it*

All right. Now spit in this plane

Kebi: Blaaarrgghhh.

*Kebi spits his usual slime into a toy plane using a cone...*

*Whoosh!* *She throws it, and it starts flying perfectly on its own*

Yes! It works! You did it! Monaca is so happy! *She hugs him*

Kebi: Eeeehhh...bluurrgghh.

EWWWWWWWW!!! You got your slime barf on me!

Kebi: ...?

Bad, bad! Turn off!

*Zwoop!*

*The screen goes black again...*

*Another recording comes up...*

Monaca is sorry about the other day. You were just doing as you were told and got really happy about, that’s all.

Still doesn’t make it any less gross....

Kebi: ...................

Tell you what, let’s experiment again today, okay? Would you like that?

Kebi: *nods*

Perfect! Boop!

*Crash, bang, bam, bang, bang*

*Kebi is pushed down a flight of stairs* *A moment later, he walks back up it as if nothing happened*

Woooow! You don’t show any anger or resentment towards your creator! That’s impressive loyalty there. Waaaay better than Monaca’s classmates.

Let’s see how far we can push this. Boop!

*Kebi is once again pushed down the stairs again*

*Zzzzzrrttt!* *The screen goes black...*

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*Another recording plays...*

???: Aaaaaaaahhh! What is that?!

???: It’s so freaky looking!

Kebi: Awwwoooh?

Monaca: Hey! What are you doing here!?

You’re not supposed to follow me to school! Bad, very bad!

Teacher: This is your....toy, Monaca?

Yes. Monaca’s so, so sorry. Can you forgive Monaca, pweeeeeaaase?

Teacher: Hmmmm....it hasn’t done anything bad per se, but I will have to inform your father about this

I understand, I suppose it can’t be helped.

As for you, turn off!

*Zzzzzrrrtttt!* *The screen goes black...*

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*Another recording plays...*

Haiji: You should be grateful we even let you anywhere near our robotics department. What happens if our reputation goes down because of it!?

Big brother! You’re turning this into a much bigger deal than it actually is! Can’t you just forgive Monaca?

Haiji: You are NOT my little sister! So stop calling me that, you brat!

Ow, ow owwww! Y-You’re pulling my hair rougher than usual!

Kebi: !!!

Toukichi: Now Monaca, this is what happens when you get out of line. Just accept your punsihment and everything will be-Hmm?

Kebi: Grrrrr!

Toukichi: Wh-what is that?!

Haiji: Oh, is this that damn little toy of yours that got you in trouble at school today? Pretty ugly, just like it’s creator!

Kebi: Rrrrrrr! Raaaggghh!

Haiji: Agh! Wh-what the fuck!?

*Kebi jumps at Haiji’s face and starts attacking*

Oh wow! It has an innate desire to protect its creator. I didn’t anticipate that.

Toukichi: M-Monaca! You shut that thing off this instant, or else you’ll be in even more trouble!

OW OW OW OWW OWWWW! P-papa, please!

Kebi: Grrrrrr!

No, no, no! Turn off!

*Zzzzzrrrtttt!* *The screen goes black...*

..........

*Another recording plays...*

You know, I talked to Big Sis Junko today, and we came to an agreement.

I tried really, I tried to advocate for your to be the face of the robots that she uses in her plans, but......eh it’s just not working out.

With the way the Monokumas are coming along, much more easier to produce and their efficiency, there really is really no room for you in this plan. And with the electric cars, no one really needs a fuel substitute anymore. It’s just not working out anymore...

Kebi: ...................

*Kebi grabbed a few balls and starts juggling*

Meh, see even that’s getting old. You’re not as cute as when I first thought of you.

It’s not me, it’s you. I’m really sorry. Turn off.

*Zzzzzzrrrttt*

*The recordings come at a pace...*

Now we just have to-

Huh? Did you turn yourself on again? How annoying. Turn off!

*Zzzzrrtttt!*

Urrrgh! Go away. Turn off!

*Zzzzzrrttt!*

Turn! Off!

*Zzzzzrrtttt!*

I HATE YOU! WHY DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AST THAT! TURN! OFF!

*Zzzzzzzrrrtttt!*

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*This next recording is dated a day before the attack on Towa City...*

Hmmmm...welp, you sure are persistent...

I try and try again to get rid if you, but you just keep on coming back.

Kebi: ..............

Since you’re so committed; we’re going to play one more game!

The game is: you stay here in this room, and don’t move from this stop until I come get you okay?

If you do this, I’ll give you a biiiiiiiiiig reward! Sounds good?

Kebi: .................

Ah ah ah, no no no! Don’t go to your charging pad. Stay right there, on that spot!

It’s an order from your creator, and you don’t want to disappoint an order from your creator, riiiiiiiight?!~

Kebi: .................... *nods*

Yaaaaaaay!~ Okay, stay right there, I’ll be back!

*close!*

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*The recordning fast forwards....as hours pass....then days.....then months....*

{LOW BATTERY! LOW BATTERY!} {POWER OFF!}

*Beeeoooopppp....*

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*The next recording is dated yesterday...*

{EMERGENCY BACK UP POWER ON!}

*creeeeaaak*

............

......?

Monaca: Yeah just throw everything out in there. I don’t want it anyway, it’s no good to me.

.........

{EMERGENCY POWER LOW! SHUTTING DOWN!}

*Beeeeeoooooopppp!*

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*Zrrrrtttt!*

*One last recording plays, dated....today...*

Touko: Oh well, too bad. Looks like we better leave while-

*whir* *whirrrrrr* *zoooooop!*

Touko: O-Oh shit!

Komaru: Ah!

Kebi: .................

Um, uh....hello.....

*Zwooop!* *The projections turn off*

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[blaxolt]

uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

uuuuuummmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmm

yup

guess who has a foolproof plan to come out as trans to her parents

[flightyfinch]

breath of the wild quests: i love fireflies so much! if you find any can you come show them to me?

also breath of the wild quests: i tried to leave a shady underground organization to make a new life for myself and they murdered my wife

[exo-s-victory-lap]

Heeseong: I am not capable of love

Jiwon: I don't think I love you anymore

Heeseong, visibly about to throw up or just die: hhhhhhhrrrrrrffgggggg- aaaaaaaAAAAAAA??????? UUUUUUmmmmmmmmm.....please no????

[mego42]

7 for the fic writer ask?

7!! Excellent number, 7. Like in general. I don’t know what I’m saying, ignore me.

7. What fic of yours makes you the most emotional?

Uuuuuummmmmmmmm I keep mentioning it, but one of my bellarke fics is basically my baby so very much that one. I’m a teensy bit of a liar and said I don’t put my personal life in my fic all that much but I do know people who struggle with addiction and are in recovery. A lot of the emotion I put in that fic, is stuff I have a lot of feelings about.

For GG, probably smoke, fire, it’s all going up bc I tried to emote pretty hard while writing it to get the tone right. that or say it’s all in my head (i remember what you said) bc I tried to hit this really bittersweet note where it’s soft but bc it takes place in a past ep you know where it’s all going to go and how much that isn’t going to last and thinking about it makes me emo. Idk if that counts but I’m going with it anyway.

Fic Writer Asks

[sergeant-bushhat]

3, 12, and 19 for Hilda and Tiger? Thank you!

Well this is new, I have been faced with a ship I am not on. This should be interesting, I will do my best but fair warning I haven’t done anything for this ship before so please bare with me. 

3) Who kisses the others hand to reassure them that everything is going to be ok?  Tiger

12) Who cooks and who does the dishes? Hilda cooks and Tiger (having no talent in the kitchen what-so-ever) washes the dishes

19) What do they do for each other’s birthday? UUUUUUMMMMMMMMM.........Tiger brings Hilda breakfast in bed (it’s toast and coffee but the thought is there) then they spend the day in a cute little town shopping. Hilda gets Tiger roses, cooks her favorite meal for dinner and gives her a massage. 

I hope you enjoy. I’m sorry that I was unprepared for this ship, but thank you so much for asking. Sometimes I forget that this is a ship because sometimes I forget there are women in Hogan’s Heroes (just kidding I love Marya, Tiger, Hilda, and Helga but I do forget that the fandom ships them sometimes) 

[harrlcquinn]

the riddler: riddle me this, batman! *sits down on table*

batman: ...

the riddler: what does an egg and your head have in common? *stands on table*

batman: um

the riddler: *does a handstand*

batman: uum

the riddler: *does the split*

batman: uuuuuummmmmmmmm

[angel-nero]

uuuuuuummmmmmmmMMMMM UR GREAT

UUUUUUmmmmmmmmm,,,,, UR GREAT TOO FWEND, TYSM !!!!!!!!!! crying me eyeballs off… jules………… a v goodio bean…. aksdjasd

Reblog this if you want a short/long anonymous message saying what they think of you.

[spookiekewchie]

UUUUUUMMMMMMMMM EXSQUEEZE ME?

I-

I'm not sure I'm gonna survive the whole thing but damn I like where your nasty mind is going with this

So I was listening to JT on the throat baby remix…. And this thot I got is insane. I got the image of licking up Steve’s throat kids (🤓🤣) but I’m trying to put it in words…

@falconssweetgirl @geminixevans @sunshinexsin @lafayette103 @jamalflanagan @afriendlyblackhottie

[shitstrawhatssay]

'Your smile is all I need'

uuuuuummmmmmmmm,,, that’s gay

this makes me want to write a scene set in a field full of sunflowers. Nami is wearing a beautiful yellow sundress. She’s laughing and being swung in the air; her dress is fluttering. Her hair flails softly. Everything is right and good and pure in the world. I have no clue who is dancing with her but definitely a girl. Some strong. And soft. Boft.

- Mod Strawhat

[yellowledbetterman]

I was tagged be @iariotact so thanks!

Always post these rules!

Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you.

Write 11 questions of your own.

Tag 11 people.

1. Are you spiritual in anyway? -nope

2. What makes you angry? -slobs, when the movie based on the book sucks, when people act all “high school” in real grownup life

3. Do you like pickles? -sure!

4. Are you in anyway involved in activism concerning our planet? uh not really actively involved in anything, but i guess I probably should be, we only get one of these “earth-things”, we should probably take care of it

5. Have you ever been really shocked about a dream you’ve had? -YES and i was so shocked i’d rather not explain :)

6. Any plans for a concert? -not anytime soon, because I just saw Clapton in NYC, so im kinda low on funds, BUT Cheap Trick and Foreigner are coming to a place right near me so maybe I can convince my mom to go...

7. If you were to live on a deserted island who would be the person you could share it with? probably beth @fuzzyhalo (if we’re talking about real people, bc I’d probably choose like Bucky Barnes or something oops)

8. Can you write a bike? -uuuuuummmmmmmmm... should I be able to???

9. What bad habit do you have? -I tie my hair in knots, i push indentations into my skin using my fingernails, and I always shake or move or something

10. What city would you like to visit? - I’d really like to see Seattle and Portland

11. Who do you adore? Name 3. -Sebastian Stan, Eddie Vedder, John Mulaney (I would say my brother, but ”adore” is a really weird word)

My questions to you: 1. How do you like your toast? (be specific please) 2. Opinion on flat soda? 3. Would you rather be hot or cold and why? 4. If you like superheroes, who’s your favorite? 5. Do you own anything that you would never ever EVER get rid of? 6. Favorite book/movie pair? 7. How do you prefer to listen to music? (earbuds, headphones, speakers, car stereo, etc) 8. Do you like hearing a particular accent or language? 9. If you could hug one famous person, who would it be and why? 10. Do you want stay young for as long as possible or do you want to grow up? 11. Favorite candle scent? (sorry, my questions are bad)

I tag @fuzzyhalo @seven-stories-underground @imprisonmentofreality @lifewasted @sarcasticstone @kickingcatherinewheels @grungemami @i-will-walk @there-are-five-oranges @pastel-hammett @chriscornhell

Have fun!!!

[katheryn-speaks-katheryn-knows]

Uuuuuummmmmmmmm...

[reesespeanutbutterslut]

My mom bf does this all the time when it comes to an old movie or if an actor has been in something else. He’s like “uuuuuummmmmmmmm” meanwhile I’ve found the answer on the IMDb page, read the entire plot synopsis, and memorized all the quotes/trivia.

my favorite Millennial Thing™ is when a group of us are standing around and talking and someone asks a question that no one knows the answer to and suddenly it’s a race to get out your phone and google it and be the first to know, and then someone starts reading the Wikipedia article about the thing aloud to everyone else, and what started as a casual conversation is now A Learning Opportunity and we all walk away a little more knowledgeable about a random topic

Like, Boomers hate when we do that, but I think it’s one of the best things about us.

So long as we have internet or a cell signal, all of the world’s collective knowledge is at our fingertips, and damned if we aren’t going to use it.