mandalor-the-caffeinated
Give Me The Caf
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Thick of thigh, pure of heart, dumb of ass, & caffeinated enough to fly without a jet pack.
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mandalor-the-caffeinated · 3 days ago
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Look at this moron. He's so happy.
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mandalor-the-caffeinated · 13 days ago
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I am a feral bastard & I will be fucking people up this year
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Sorry I can’t stop and I keep forgetting to put my name on them but oh well 😉
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mandalor-the-caffeinated · 20 days ago
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Welp, already started & finished my first book of the year. Not how I thought today would go.
Bite me, productivity gods.
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mandalor-the-caffeinated · 24 days ago
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I love this smug bastard & I’m not even sorry
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Halbrand watches Galadriel sparring THE RINGS OF POWER — 1.05 "Partings"
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mandalor-the-caffeinated · 24 days ago
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Can’t forget this one
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mandalor-the-caffeinated · 24 days ago
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Just makes me wanna
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Morfydd Clark: We had this moment where they’re getting physically close, where they’re almost pinning each other, where they’re choosing to not inflict pain or to inflict pain, because I feel like Sauron could have inflicted more pain.
(requested by anon)
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mandalor-the-caffeinated · 27 days ago
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So this is the perfect “What If” song for Haladriel/Saurondriel, & if anyone wants to make an edit with them, can y’all tag me?? I need it on an unhealthy level.
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mandalor-the-caffeinated · 2 months ago
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Damn, he fine
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Sauron + 🥵💦
The Rings of Power (2022-)
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mandalor-the-caffeinated · 2 months ago
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This entire gif set is ethereal, I swear.
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Halbrand in his armor + his dirty grimy face
requested by @withered-rose-with-thorns
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mandalor-the-caffeinated · 3 months ago
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Sauron: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Galadriel.
Witch King: What? Not everyone likes Galadriel.
Sauron: Who doesn’t?
Witch King: Well-
Sauron: Names, now. Give me their names.
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mandalor-the-caffeinated · 4 months ago
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WE’RE AT 75,001 SIGNATURES
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mandalor-the-caffeinated · 5 months ago
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imagine Qimir looking at Osha and saying the famous kanej quote:
“I would have come for you. And if I could't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together - knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting.”
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mandalor-the-caffeinated · 6 months ago
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I’m probably the last person in existence to find this out, but I DIDN’T KNOW DEE BRADLEY BAKER VOICED THE NOMAD THAT SANG SECRET TUNNEL
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mandalor-the-caffeinated · 6 months ago
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i love arm
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mandalor-the-caffeinated · 6 months ago
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I really need to learn Mando’a
In Mando'a, they don't say "he's dumb". They say "kaysh mirsh solus" (his brain cell is lonely), and I think that's beautiful.
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mandalor-the-caffeinated · 9 months ago
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You bet I’m reading & rereading all of these
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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mandalor-the-caffeinated · 11 months ago
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This ship has owned my ass before I knew what shipping even was
guys I fear that my dormant zutara demon is waking up from his sleep
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