#USD Payments

[craneboys]

how it feels to spend 40 dollars on doordash

[ninjagocrohw]

i dont know if i ever posted this here but i put the playlist on spotify if anyones interested :3

i have not forgotten juniorjago, im just once again bogged down. 🙃

[the-blind-geisha]

Please note: Some styles can be less expensive than my own! Until I get the reference sheet together for it, please ask if you'd like something in one of these other styles!

Story commission price guide:

While I don’t have all the fandoms I can write for listed, you are more than free to ask if I can write to a specific one. If you think you can link me to resources about characters that might make it easier for me to learn about them and their world to write to, you’re free to do so! 

What your money gets you:

1,000 - $10

2,000 - $20

3,000 - $30

4,000 - $40

Every 1,000 words after 4K it'll be $10

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✨USD through 𝗣🅰️𝘆𝗽🅰️𝗹 / 𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗼 / 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐞 / 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗮𝗽𝗽 / Ko-fi~!✨

Payment plans can be discussed if something is out of your price range, and you'd still like to order.

Commissioners are always free to check my ✨To-Do List✨ to see the status of their order.

Thank you for your interest~! I can't wait to work for you!

[revindicatedbyhistory]

in case my international followers are curious what the argentine economy is like im being paid the equivalent of 10 usd for my one time job and its legit pretty good pay

[artsyaprilmr]

Commissions OPEN!

Hope you all had great winter holidays! I took a break for the New Year and Christmas but I am back and ready to continue drawing!

No limited slots this time! I will be working throughout the winter season until February 28th. I am also continuing donating to VIVA Charity during this time period.

If you are interested in taking a commission or have any questions just DM me!

Thank you <333

[hurremsultanns]

So yeah maybe the charity organisation that has been responsible for about half of my YouTube ads this week that uses really guilt-trippy ads and then if you click on their website the payment options range from $50 to $2500 in one go isn't legit?

(I was going to roast them and now I feel fully confident in doing so because I looked them up on a scam detector organisation and it rated them as questionable)

So yeah in conclusion getmoredonations.org is probably a scam. Just a heads up if you're getting the same ads that I'm getting.

Edit: Going back to it it looks like it's $1200 USD not $2500. It's still a joke and IS STILL $2400NZD. WHO HAS THAT MONEY LYING AROUND LIKE WTF. Deeply unserious.

[salthien]

Feel free to list the specific price + what it was for in the tags! This is meant to include all one-off, custom commissions/art pieces - so prints/keychains/etc. wouldn’t count, but something like an oc design, fursuit or handmade custom clothing would.

[mxwhore]

i spoke too soon

[ghostpunkrock]

scrolled thru the watcher tag again I can’t help myself and it’s just making me sad and mad like the amount of people calling them greedy capitalists is so annoying literally none of you actually understand anything about political theory. they’re not landlords! they’re asking to be paid for their jobs! like do I think this paid subscription service launch at this time for them is a bad idea? Yes, I’ll say that now, but it’s not morally evil please get some perspective

[andromedasummer]

worst part of having your bank account linked to your families accounts is having your financial decisions questioned routinely

[snewdraws]

i would LOVE to commission more artists but the AUD to USD exchange rate is rly kicking my ass :”( i stare longingly at comm sheets 

[plushpyromoved]

i hateeeeeeeee price conversion i hate ittttt help meeee stop keeping my wife from me *shaking and biting the barz of my cage*

they are KEEPING HER FROM MEEEEEEEEEEE

[apollinaresart]

Is e transfer a Safe way to receive payments for commissions?

Hi! Yeah - just to clarify though, I don't mean, like, some random electronic transfer thing, I'm talking about Interac E-Transfer specifically. Ppl use it to send/receive money here all the time.

Pretty sure they don't have it in the USA, so don't go taking random cheques/mobile deposits/whatever the scammers use now - as payment for commissions! That's Not What I Meant.

[loptrcoptr]

I need someone to explain to me how Verizon is allowed to charge me 350 dollars for a 100 dollar phone bill

Found out today that my horse’s next vet visit will cost upwards of $300 with taxes AND that the clowns at Verizon are charging me $350 for late fees on nothing… within minutes of each other lol. Driving to work getting two separate 300 dollar texts is just fucking peachy for this beautiful Monday

[viiridiangreen]

i left all of my s19 prepping for the last week and was NATURALLY left completely unable to play starting last tuesday night bc of the aforementioned Truck Shitting All Over My Internet Cable incident

wanted to start fresh w/ Content Creation(TM) in the new season & be more consistent abt my streaming & whatnot but, seems like I'm not gonna get to ride that wave- for the second season in a row (the EXACT same cable-getting-fuckt-as-an-act-of-god happened last time too lmaoooooo)

so........ idk. it's 1:30 am. I can't rearrange shit around the apartment or my pieceofshit upstairs neighbours are gonna do the thing they love to do (turn on their car's alarm if they detect any signs of intelligent life from my apartment, waking up my non-pieceofshit neighbour whomst is also my coworker & probably the whole city block in the process)

i'm tempted to buy a geforce now membership & do some absolute last-minute grinding on my bf's laptop that can actually catch enough of the neighbour's wifi for gaming....... but there's a chance the cable does actually get fixed tomorrow & if so I'd be throwing those $9 away

then again, if the cable DOESN'T get fixed tomorrow, I'm gonna Have To buy it or go another week without being able to schedule e-pal orders, the profits of which added up to like 5x-6x my stream income last month, which is a bit more than my 'formal' job -_____-

I'm gonna go stress-cook a fuckton of zucchini so all I need to do tomorrow is toss them in the blender for s o u p

and uhhhh idk, hope for a future where i can get online reliably to do my myriad weird gigs that keep me out of the in-person customer-service world (which would demolish what little sanity i've been able to put together since leaving my parents' abusive grasp) WITHOUT shelling out 1.6 months of my salary for a GODDAMN FUCKING STARLINK GADGET + 1/5th of that each month for the service, as a facebook follower of mine oh-so-kindly suggested since apparently it works Just Fine for him