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Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!
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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!
Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!
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you aren't even listening to me you're just thinking about my bulge again. yes you are, i recognise that look. please focus we need to escape the puzzle labyrinth befo- STOP IT!!
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bro your fat throbbing cock is so annoying distracting i'm trying to play roller coaster tycoon
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Is that precum in your pants or is your penis just chopping onions
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As much debate as there is about tone tags, 90% of the issues would be solved by just typing the word. Like instead of typing /gen or /hj you can just write (genuine) or (handjob) and you'll be doing pretty much the exact same thing.
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you all know i'll be trying to see what's under there once i get it, right?
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Bought the expensive Kon figure. They priced him at double Ri’s price.
My preoder is from Nin-Nin games which makes me antsy but it’s an old as hell shop. So mixed reviews are expected
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making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”
#yeah…#and then I get stressed about not talking enough abiut the other person’s interests#’am i getting a good grade in conversation and neurotypical’ no
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Been going through Doechii’s songs since I really like Anxiety; I just don’t think the rest of the music is “for me” tbh. Not bad music (a lot of it is actually very good). Just not my taste.
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KIM JISOO as KANG YOUNGJOO ♡ in NEWTOPIA — EPISODE ONE
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i love writing porn and i wont feel bad about it. understanding the eroticism of a character is character analysis if u are enlightened.
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got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason
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