#UHM NO

[cringelordofchaos]

On CHEWING

[koko2unite]

who put grimace bara on my dashboard

[chippuyon]

labrus and 🏳️‍⚧️girl laios

[greeneyeofenvy]

remebering

that i have an empty broken spray bottle full of water that's been there for at least 4 months, I'm tempted to drink it.

[quarterlifekitty]

Lately I’ve been getting a kick outta the idea of Ghost having a girlfriend that Johnny is painfully interested in (tale as old as time). But she a lil neurodivergent and selectively mute (edit; I originally labeled reader as non-verbal, but I was made aware mutism more accurately describes this!). She’s comfortable enough with Simon that she’ll talk to him when they’re alone, but she won’t say a word to Soap (she doesn’t talk to the other guys either, but you know that Johnny chooses to take it so damned personally).

The worst part is that Soap will say shit to her, and she’ll give Simon her little signal so he can bend down and she can talk to him so fucking quietly. It’s like they speak a different language and Simon is the interpreter. And it’s so infuriating to him because shit like this will happen.

“Ain’t you looking a right picture, bonnie— that dress new? Fits ye like a damned glove, sweetheart.”

You tug on Simon’s sleeve so he can lean down. Soap is rocking back and forth on his heels, anticipating an answer. He’s down so bad, he doesn’t even care that he’ll hear it from Simon’s lips and not yours. You whisper for what feels like minutes on end.

“She says thanks.”

“God damn, L.T.— you know she fuckin’ ‘ad to ‘ave said more than that!” He whines indignantly, Simon smirking. Simon knows all about his little crush, and chooses to let the lad suffer. His time will come when you’re ready.

This goes on and on for months on end— and you know what? It’s hard for Johnny to jerk off to the image of you wedged between him and Ghost when he has no idea what you sound like, moaning or otherwise. You can probably see him half hard in his jeans every time he heads home from a movie night with you and Simon.

“G’night, L.T. Night, hen.” Soap’s almost all the way down the walkway when he hears something almost inaudible over the ambient sounds of the night.

“Goodnight, Johnny.”

Now that’s gonna keep his fantasies fed for weeks.

[soaked-doors]

the history book on the shelf is always repeating itself

[lazydayslivin]

dragonball redraws ✨

[satoumafuyuss]

old habits

[braindos]

*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:

[ashoss]

happy halloween from the batjust league

[kenchann]

dumb lil yuu doodles 🍊

[rebouks]

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[willgrahamscock]

was it casual in the back of the honda odyssey

[muisley]

a mgs wip and doodle dump pile hi I love otasune

[thebenevolentvampire]

Into the well with no bottom.