#UGGGHH I HAVE SO MANY FUCKING THOUGHTS

[kissingarthurclaus]

Rewatching multiverse of madness and it was a fun movie and all and Scarlet Witch sexy hummina woman moment but THEY DO MY GIRL WANDA SOOOOO DIRTY 😠😠😠😠

[melonteee]

GOOOD I have so many thoughts today of Zoro and Sanji and the promises and just UGGGHH (okay for context, same anon as the suffering Zoro one 🤝🏽, I’m daerigo in tumblr but it’s a side blog so ugh) anyways, GOD I’ve always thought that Zoro would have to use Wado to kill or seriously injure Sanji if he loses himself.

Huge believer too of Zoro using Sanji’s name for the first time when this happens, trying so desperately to bring him back, to snap him back to his own humanity. And would that work? Well, probably from a more canon point of view, but from my ‘I love suffering’ point of view, it won’t work. And look, this is my fandom delusion talking but I would LOVE for Zoro to say Sanji’s name either 3 times before he snaps back OR say his name the exact amount of times Sanji has said Zoro’s name in canon before. It would drive me insane :):):):)

Just, yeah, many thoughts about them this fine morning

anon my man it is honestly fucking crazy Zoro's whole thing is 3s and there's a mf out there whose name is literally 3 or has 3 in it and he's right on his crew like yeah he BETTER say his name canonically at some point I swear mr oda is doing this on purpose MAKE THEM SUFFEEEEEEEEER

[bitchofdarkness]

perfect post is perfect.

if you don't mind a response xD

I saw this and my immediate thought was "Oh honey. oh babes. how long will it take you to figure out you're so so gay for this dude?" and apparently the answer is "not for a long fucking while", cuz he is so oblivious but also obvious to everyone else xD I mean, it's possible only Ho-yeol out-dumbasses him on being oblivious on his feelings.

geez, that scene whre Ho-yeol had his panic attack and Jun-ho was so concerned BUT Ho-yeol also tries to pull Jun-ho into the car with him to keep him safe also. please, I am so weak for it.

honestly, I think Ho-yeol was somehow the first person that Jun-ho let get close to him and the time of being without him was definitely approaching too quickly. He had no clue how he was going to survive the asshats in their unit without someone to commiserate.

Istg, that scene made me scream, rewind, scream some more and uggghh.....the TRUST, h e l p. but also, the betrayed look once the police officer tells them not to eat it because it's a week old xD honestly, food is totally Ho-yeol's love language AND JUN-HO ACCEPTS IT. I mean....this is not the face of a man who was being hand fed for the first time. this shit had to have happened a couple of times xD we were robbed of more scenes, I tell ya.

I will never be normal about Jun-ho being protective over Ho-yeol. Please, you can be not normal about it with me xD Okay, but on a serious note, we know Jun-ho is a boxer- a pretty fucking damn good one- and we've seen Ho-yeol mostly whining about literally any physical activity. So it's save to say that Jun-ho put him in the category of "will likely die if not protected" and yes, I think that's cute xD I mean, I don't think Ho-yeol isn't capable to fight, but I also don't think he would last very long.....xD

I died and came back and died some more when he said this. Also, his whole play was super dangerous, I mean he probably remembered something Jun-ho told him about the junior he had for a bit and totally used it to BLACKMAIL THE HIGHER UPS OF THE MILITARY HELLOOOO. Boy had balls, ngl. and all for Jun-ho, pls. This can't be heterosexual, I refuse to believe that.

But also how he promised to reach out uuugghhhh, he so wanted to stay in contact. (as we've already seen in an earlier episode of s2 when they are reunited and Jun-ho thought Ho-yeol was mad at him or something just because they didn't text or call....I wanted to squeeze that cutie so bad, his sad little face in that moment.) but yeah, how he's fighting the smile like a damn doofus after some sorta date or someone who just had the best conversation with their crush. yeah. I don't think they could've made their relationship gayer if they tried.

and I agree that Ho-yeol is kind of the only one who tries to keep Jun-ho safe while Jun-ho is busy saving everyone else.

Anyways, I'm so sorry for dumping this on your post, but I don't really have anyone to talk to about D.P. and I have many thoughts but mostly squeals of joy and no one to listen T-T you can of course ignore me, dw xD

some junyeol moments that make me insane

1. literally what the fuck was that. you would think that hoyeol died for junho to be acting this dramatic. but no, he was just gone for 3 months and junho missed him so much that he started hallucinating him saying shit like this. totally heterosexual behaviour 10/10 you're doing amazing junho. you're both in for so much therapy

2. when hoyeol is on the verge of a panic attack and everything is going to shit but junho escorts him a car to keep him safe and assures him that everything will be fine and he tries to force a little smile

3. when hoyeol says "what are you going to do when i'm gone?" meaning how the hell will you manage without me by your side, and a normal reaction would be to just ignore it or feign annoyance but junho actually is like 'yeah, i don't know' and then does this soft laugh. hello

4. i screamed at the way junho opened his mouth with no hesitation gjsfjsj like bestie. DON'T JUST EAT ANYTHING HE FEEDS YOU. YOU COULD'VE DIED

5. yeah this is the 3rd time i'm posting this gif bc that's how normal i feel about this scene. junho is so protective it makes me want to jump off the bridge

6. 'i don't care if he agrees with my course of action, i WILL keep him safe even if it means joining hands with our enemies' han hoyeol you are so normal about this guy. me and you both

7. this is junho's face after he says goodbye to hoyeol. look at him trying not to smile. disgusting if you ask me

......and somehow this ended up being mostly about junho??? asdfghjgfd but what can i say. he's so fond and he trust hoyeol so much. it would be very easy to just treat him as a weird senior but junho actually respects him and he always always looks at hoyeol and waits for his decision/approval and ahhh. besties i am unwell

bonus: me thinking about how junho is always trying to save everyone meanwhile hoyeol is always trying to save junho

[gud-soup]

Bun in the oven

Fluff! Nanami Kento x reader

a/n: Here's the little present I'm giving y'all because we all should go to therapy, but can't afford it. And it was HIGHLY OBVIOUS that we needed it from the convo on my previous post. I've missed this man SO. DAMN. MUCH. I just wanna shove my face on his big tiddies uggghh.... quite sad that I haven't wrote anything yet about him (actually I've noted SO MANY stories in my drafts about him, yet here I am, not giving af)

intro: A clueless bread lover, who just needs some rest

➳Masterlist

"Kentooo come here please!" You screamed from the kitchen "What is it honey?"

"Look!"

"Christ, you scared me, why did you do that?" Nanami asked sighing, he rushed, worried that something bad happened, when it was one of your silly stuff again

"What?"

"Why is there bread still wrapped in plastic in the oven?"

"Who are you?" You asked stepping back

"What? Y/n? Are you alright?" Nanami replied worried again

"You're not him, what did you do to my husband? He'd never simply say that it's bread, he would specify the type, smell, taste, and tell curious anecdotes and what combination with other food and drink would make an excellent meal. So... where is he? What did you do to him?" You asked dramatically, lightly smaking his arms at your last words

"Y/n, Y/n, relax, it's me, why did you put a bun in the oven?"

"What?"

"Why did you put a bun in the oven?"

"I don't know, you tell me! If there's anyone who needs to give an explanation here, it must be you" you giggled, hoping he’ll get the hint

"What? Y/n what's wrong with you today? I wasn't the one who put it in the oven, so it must be you! We're the only ones who live in this apartment!"

"Put what in the oven?" You dumbly asked, believing that at this point he’ll get it

"A bun! Y/n! You were the one who called me here because there's a bun in the oven, and I'm not understanding this ridiculous situation, what did you call me for?" Nanami replied exhausted

"Clearly, for what's in the oven" you said with a “duh” look

"Wha- Y/N! You're seriously making me impatient here! I see what's in the oven, but I'm not understanding what do you want me to do about it!" Your husband was slowly getting impatient, he didn’t want to start a fight with you. Work was already enough and he wasn’t willing to pull out all of his stress against you, at least not this way

"Kento, darling, look at me, take a deep breath, calm down, now, could you please repeat slowly what's in the oven?" You calmly said hugging him and looking at him with adoring eyes. This was it. He’ll finally understand

"Y/n, sweet angel, love of my life, listen, I'm sorry if I've lost my temper for such a FUCKING ABSURD SITUATION, but, I don't want to fight against some silly bread, so I'd go back to my reading, if you don't mind" Nanami quickly kissed your forehead sighing again, leaving the room while ruffling his hair, thinking at how ridiculous domestic life was with you sometimes.

"But Kento-" you mumbled trying to call him again

"No, Y/n, please, it's enough, I'll go and make some tea, and maybe use a few of those buns for some sweet snack" Kento stopped you before you could say more, eyes tired as never before

"But the bun, the oven..." you whispered pointing at the food

"Darling, please, I'm tired, and you should take some rest, also, please stop hanging out with Gojo so often, it's having terrible side effects on you" he said quickly hugging you while holding the tea

"Oh, a-alright, I guess, thought, it could be a good idea..." you tried to explain

"I'll be in the living room if you need me" he said kissing you again leaving the room with the mug you gifted him and a softer look on his face

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.

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*2 HOURS LATER*

"OH MY FUCKING GOD Y/N! A FUCKING BUN IN THE OVEN?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME LIKE THAT THAT YOU'RE PREGNANT, WHAT THE FUCK?!”

Note to reader: he's aggressive reaction immediately changed as soon as he found you munching a couple of buns with a confused puppy look as he kissed you pationately, only similar to the one of your wedding, swinging you around and lifting you up, not ready to let you go. He wanted to hold his entire world forever and stop the time just to taste this sweet moment you were sharing, and maybe, just maybe, he also didn’t want you to see him crying, again.

That’s all! This was a little something, veeeerrryyy short. Now that I think about it, I want to write so much more about him as I’m still not over him!

Let me know if it was alright!

See ya ✌🏽

Byeeeee

-P

[storiesofsvu]

Well… that was… *something*

Law & order premier event thoughts…

Okay, here we go!

(Fuck i just realized i never did a “what i hope/wish to see this season! I’ll do it after)

oh. Okay. We’re diving *right* into things with Ukraine? 😳 jfc

Cosgrove(?)’s daughter & all this talk about gunshots is terribly foreboding

SNIPED BY DADDY BENSON JEEESUS

I just do not like Cosgrove….

Oh GOD & NOW he’s fighting with Stabler?! We couldnt have gotten through this ep without a “whos dick is bigger” contest, could we? 🙄🙄 like i was *just* gonna say how frank’s acting like stabler & then stabler shows up… ugh. Bring daddy benson back pls

Ayannaaaaaaa lookin like a SNACK as per usual!😍

This “crossover” really is more like a 3hr movie. First 30mins moved pretty slow like the OG l&o vibes… now we’re into the OC feels. Where are my svu babies? Bring them in pls.

I cant decide whether this CI is a complete idiot or a genius.

Why are we being forced to deal with so many low neck, chest exposed outfits for stabler 🥴

Oh so we’re putting Amanda in oversized blazers this year?

Watching them do raids on l&o after watching so much Chicago pd is just pathetic. Like, they’d lose so many cops with how bad it is.

I’m sorry. But if i was going to raid a house of a very dangerous criminal… i’d put my hair up to make sure i could SEE what i was doing…

Loving this style update for Jet😍

Did ANYONE think the CI was gonna make it through the ep?? Like cmon that was obvious

There was 3:44min left on the timer & that was WAY less than that….

Are velasco & fin just like, kickin it back at the precinct watching tv or something rn?!

Yessssssss Sam is here now! 😍😍

But also hate the other ada

Wait… this perp (in pt3) has DEFINITELY been on svu before… he sold liv & elliot a baby… right?!

Sir… you are sitting like a lesbian…

WOW we just jumped two months!!

Where TF is carisi??

AMANDA ROLLINS IS ANTI TAYLOR SWIFT??!! I *NEVER* WOULD HAVE THOUGHT! Like she would be the number 1 swiftie…

FUCK.

Okay like i KNEW something like this was probable because dw wanted her killed off BUT COULD WE GET THROUGH A SEASON OPENER WITH**OUT** SOMEONE IMPORTANT GETTING SHOT??!!

Carisi’s gonna show up now, right??

UGGGHH PEEEETTEERR YOUR ACTING!!??? GOOD GOD. JUST SO SCARED & worried & 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭

Wtf is this jacket olivia has on? I cant tell whether its leather or denim or leather posing as denim??!

Liv did what was right. Putting nicole out of harms way was way better than making her testify when she’s already almost been killed multiple times.

Oh fuck you mccoy

How is NO ONE from the da’s office even TALKING about/worried about rollins?!

THANK YOU SAM!!! I KNEW I LIKED YOU BETTER THAN ANYONE ON THIS DAMN SHOW (also she’s looked *bomb* in every outfit so far..)

I feel like we might be starting to learn more about Sam’s history/childhood thanks to this ep? Or like, this might be hinting at some future character arc?

UCK. I literally just said “at least elliot’s gone” and WOW he feels the need to come back…

There are TEN mins left & we still havent gotten an update on amanda??!! Come ON

Yo, dick wolf, tell me you hate amanda rollins without telling me you hate amanda rollins 😒😒😒

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! The crap scenes we GOT instead of:

a panicked emotional carisi at the hospital, a sympathetic & just as worried liv who’s trying to hide it to be the bigger supporter, a worried fin who’s watched her take a bullet already!! The REUNION & relief when they’re told she’s out of surgery & going to be totally fine. The CONVERSATION between amanda & sonny, the heartfelt confessions of how scared they were to lose each other, how carisi was internally freaking out about the girls and legally who would take care of them if amanda died, and how it should be him over anyone from her family. How the only thing aside from the girls amanda could think of was that she wished she had told sonny she wanted to be with him forever, be the dad to her girls, how life is short & they’d wasted enough time already. Followed by an untraditional proposal, one that neither of them expected & sonny doesnt even have the ring, but they agree to marriage anyways. FOLLOWED by liv, fin, velasco, jessie & billie coming into the room in a big happy found family wrap up…

Brb… just wrote a one shot that was better than the wrap of this damn episode.

Ugh 🙄🙄🙄

@bookpillows here ya go

[stormyoceans]

[VICE VERSA episode 2 parts 3&4]

Love the contrast between Talay wanting nothing but to go home and Puen being rather chill about it since he’s finally catching a break

Uggghh and this is where I start not liking the woman with the glasses because she goes way too hard on Puen, like this isn’t even a “omg how dare this fEmALe get between my ship” thing, it’s just uncomfortable

MAYBE TELL HIM ABOUT THE MATCHING SYSTEM EARLIER?? If I were Talay I’d be wondering how many other things they’re not telling me

Damn Puen for getting Talay’s hopes up

And possibly something else up

“Just quit” I feel that, man

Actually I DID “just quit” school in my real life alksdjfkld, finished high school and that’s it

Is that just a thing in Thailand where students can peek into other students’ grades?

What on earth is with this “dramatic Puen reveal jk Talay’s actually fighting bees” fake-out, that’s always confused me

“Eyes on me” Gladly <3

“How about a thank you?” You slept in my bed with your fucking shoes on you should be glad I’m not throwing you over this rail

I don’t think you’re gonna get fat from one sugary drink Talay

But thanks for the plug Puen

So the song bit’s always been out of left field for me too, is this another thing I’m not getting? Is it the rhythm of a song they discussed earlier?

Just stole some random kids’ kites

And nets

And bikes

 Nnn v

That was my aforementioned cat

Nurse just tells them “you fucked up” and hangs up, some help you are

AYYYY AT LEAST I KNOW THESE CAMEOS

“I still can’t hear you, oh well” Keeps wanting to find out Puen’s name but doesn’t care about Prae’s alksdjflkd

Looooove this park btw, can I go here please

“Sounds like a fantasy” Talay, my man, PLEASE grow some self-awareness

Alkdjfd even though I’ve already seen this episode I somehow thought Talay was about to lean and give Puen a good luck kiss before he left

WHY ARE THERE FENCES IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS MAZE

Okay so I may have been stupid when Tun switched for Puen but I wasn’t fooled by the editing THIS time

Ink and Pa belong together in every universe heheheheh

Talay’s like :o while Puen can’t quite shake off the actor thing and just stands there looking as hot as possible

Damn Puen for getting Talay’s hopes up

And possibly something else up

VERA I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY TEA

okay but every time i watch that scene i just want to point at puen and laugh because in a few episodes HE is gonna be the one begging talay to believe they're each other's portkey like YOU JUST PLAYED YOURSELF THERE PUEN YOU DINGUS (and by 'laugh' i mean sob my heart out because the character journey in this show the growth the details!!!!!!! TRULY UNPARALLELED)

also i said this before but it's so jarring how different puen feels in the first few episodes. like.. going back to the beginning after watching the whole show you can really see how much he was hiding himself behind the cool actor facade and how being with talay slowly brings him out of his shell and lets his true personality shine through. IT'S SIMPLY TOO HIGH ROMANCE FOR ME I CAN'T HANDLE IT

“How about a thank you?” You slept in my bed with your fucking shoes on you should be glad I’m not throwing you over this rail <<<<< THE WAY YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LET THE SHOES IN BED DIE IT'S SO FUNNY SFJKSGDKSHDKGSJDG

honestly every time i watch puen and talay immediately accepting they are each other's match and having the time of their lives in that park and then looking absolutely crushed when they're told they actually didn't match only to find each other again in the labyrinth im like HOW DOES IT TAKE YOU TWO 6 MORE EPISODES TO ADMIT YOU LIKE EACH OTHER OUT LOUD I MEAN I LOVE IT BUT ALSO HOW MANY MORE HASHTAG SOULMATISM MOMENTS DO YOU NEED TO HAVE TO GAIN SOME EMOTIONAL INSIGHT

[yusuke-of-valla]

Ok some random unstructured thoughts because I am about to pass out but

I fucking love Yusuke and I love his awakening so much

Just the SHIFT in how he talks after seeing Madarame's palace, he goes from saying stuff like "i'm the only pupil here so if I say it isn't abuse, it's not abuse" to confronting Madarame on how he treated the other pupils, mentioning the children who adored Madarame as father, etc.

Although now that I'm thinking about it I wonder if Yusuke's a little resentful of the other pupils for leaving when he couldn't?

anyway ALSO HOLY SHIT. I've been thinking of "Regret" as "the song that plays when sad things happen" but I never connected it specifically as "the song that plays when someone has a change of heart" until I saw it listed as that in Thieves' Den so to have "Regret" playing as Yusuke comes to realize the truth about Madarame and admit to himself that his teacher sucks and his concern for the othet pupils is just poetic for lack of a better term

Oh but also do you ever think about how Yusuke shows the others Sayuri to convince them of Madarame's innocence because Yusuke has clung to this idea that the person who painted Sayuri wouldn't be capable of such horrible things so to Yusuke the Sayuri is a symbol of Madarame not being a terrible person? And then do you ever think about how Nakanohara is concerned Yusuke will commit suicide if left with Madarame unchecked, and how Yusuke says the Sayuri is the thing that kept him going all these years? And then do you ever cry?

THE FUCKING LIVESTOCK COMMENT HOLY SHIT. Uggghh that one hurts me so much because of the associated implication that livestock are really raised to do one thing and then die and makes me wonder if on some level Yusuke believes he can't do anything besides art

Though that "keeping you around" comment was like a punch to the gut too like, damn. Poor Yusuke boy just got told his parental figure thinks he's disposable in so many words

ALSO Yusuke talking about Madarame "changing" when he was younger when you as the player already know that at the point Yusuke's talking about Madarame had already LET HIS MOTHER DIE fucking STINGS, while also raising the question of "did Madarame change or did Yusuke just get older and more aware of what's going on." I mean sure, Madarame didn't let a child die of fever but that's a low bar to clear all things considered imo

when you play as Yusuke in Thieves Den you can run around and watch his tail flutter behind you and I love it

ANYWAY

I LOVE YUSUKE and Madarame can MadaMEET MY FISTS

[lilixloveswriting]

Party Crasher

Summary: Being popular isn't all that it's cracked up to be; in which Akio attends his first high school party.

TW: Underage drinking (they're "third years" but I might change the timeline so do with that what you will), non-con touching (Akio is drunk and therefore cannot give his consent), vague depression angst stuff at the end, akio has self worth issues ah ha ha so relatable

Akio’s eyes dropped down to the address given to him on his phone. Yup, this was it. He could hear the bass of the music thumping from outside and every once in a while a red or green light pierced its way through the window to dance on the lawn. He took a deep breath as he readied himself to go inside.

Of course, he’d been invited to house parties before, but this is the first time someone had ever invited him personally. That meant that Hata Taichi had gone out of his way to find him after school and asked him to go to his party.

Now he was sitting outside of Hata's house, ditching his daily training to go to a high school party. He took a deep breath and walked up to the porch. The door was already ajar, allowing music, lights, and the cheering of teenagers to leak through. His heart fluttered with a mix of excitement and nerves as he fully opened the door, stepping into the house. The atmosphere on the inside was completely different than it was a few steps before. For one, it was warmer. Much warmer. The mixture of dancing bodies and the smoke from the fog machine heated the room by at least ten degrees. Akio’s quirk allowed him to deal well with heat, but it didn’t aid in the heavy weight that the air seemed to have and he felt as though he had to work harder to breathe.

“Akio-senpai is here!” Akio turned his head to see a girl on the steps shout, raising her cup in the air. Others did the same thing, raising their cups and happily cheering his name. Akio glowed a bit at the amount of admiration in the room. He couldn’t say that he knew the name of the girl or the names of the others who joined in her celebration, but he smiled as his eyes fell on a boy with short black hair making his way through the crowd.

“Senpai, you made it!” He grinned, pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose. “I was starting to get a little worried.”

Akio smiled apologetically. “Hey, Hata-san. Yeah, sorry. There were some things I had to take care of.”

“Well, people showed up anyway, so…!”

His eyebrows furrowed and his face fell slightly. “Uh, why wouldn’t people come?”

Hata shrugged a little. “Oh, you know. No one knows me, but you’re the life of the party. It was a good thing I told everyone you’d be coming to the party, otherwise, there’d be no one here!” He smiled and patted Akio on the shoulder. “So thanks, man! There are drinks over there, and some food too...but honestly you can go home if you have more important stuff to do. The party was a success so…” Hata flashed his teeth again, then made his way back into the crowd of people.

Akio closed his mouth into a frown as he felt his heart sink. He should have known he wasn’t actually wanted at this party. People always seemed to enjoy his presence, but nobody seemed to ever actually need or want him. His phone buzzed in his pocket and he fished it out.

It’s Littt 👴🏼💪🏼🔥

You are over ten minutes late. Are you still coming?

A sigh escaped his lips and Akio tucked his phone back into his jeans. Since he wasn’t needed at the party anymore, he figured he could just go back to training, but not before grabbing a drink for the road. He wandered in the direction that Hata had pointed him in earlier and eventually found a table with some chips and a big bowl of punch. He looked around for a bottle of water or Gatorade, but ultimately didn’t find anything, so he picked up a cup and spooned some punch into it, bringing the drink to his lips. He recoiled and coughed at the sharp taste the liquid had but he was thirsty, so he continued to drink it. The juice burned his throat, and he figured it must be alcohol.

"Todoroki-kun!" Someone squealed and Akio looked down to see a girl who he recognized from his class hanging off of his arm. "Come on! Play a game with us!" She tugged him unsuccessfully, as she was much smaller than he was.

Akio chugged the rest of his drink and tossed it in the trash can as he let the girl lead him to wherever that game was. He could have left, but he was already late to practice. The drink wasn't enough to get him drunk, but he didn't feel like walking home and he knew Hisao would be pissed if he had to come pick him up, so why not stay a bit longer?

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The group cheered as Akio slammed his cup down, wiping at the corner of his mouth while girls clung to him at all sides. He took the coin revealed from under the cup and flipped it with his thumb, catching it in the air and tucking it into his pocket.

"Wowww Todo-kun! You're sooo bad at this!" One gushed, nuzzling her face into his sleeve.

"Yeah!" Another girl giggled. "You've lost like three timezz in a row!"

"Oi!" Akio called out, a smile gracing his lips. "I's not my fault! My eyes 'on't move as fas' as his quirk." He slurred as he motioned to the kid across the table placing another coin under a cup and using all four arms to mix them up at an incredible speed.

"Uggghh," One guy groaned, "I don't wanna play this anymore."

"I know!" Someone else shouted, and Akio wasn't sure who it was anymore. "Let's play the King Game!"

A few people cheered in agreement and they all moved to the couch. Someone laid out a bunch of chopsticks and the game began. Akio reached into the pile, pulling the stick and looking at the number.

Five. Or was that a three? Damn, reading was ten times harder when he was drunk.

Akio felt a buzz in his pocket and pulled his phone out, fumbling with the keypad before opening the message. He squinted at the text, trying to make the two blurry images form into one.

"Hey!" A whiny voice rang in his ear and he looked up to see…he couldn't remember her name, in his face. "Pay attention Aki-senpai~! I'm the King! You should be focused on me." She pouted and Akio looked back down at his phone, muttering some sort of apology. She huffed and snatched his phone from his hand, giving him a devious smile.

"I said your number, Aki-senpai." She dropped her voice so that it was low and sultry, tracing a finger along Akio's jawline and flicking up at his chin. "That means you hafta do whatever I say." She stood up and grabbed his hand, pulling him off the couch and leading him away from the group.

The jolt was more than enough to throw him into vertigo, and he didn't remember anything between when his butt left the couch and when his back hit the bed. He felt the girl's soft lips on his, and he felt hands. Hands everywhere, all over. Too many. Too many hands, whose hands were these?

This was wrong. He knew it, and he felt it, but he couldn't see and he couldn't feel, not really. The random contact left his skin feeling numb and Akio struggled, at least he thought he did. He couldn't really tell how much he was moving underneath them. His limbs felt heavy and the ceiling was spinning. And he was really hot, oh god, it was so hot. Was his quirk on? Fuck, he didn't know. He prayed he wasn't hurting them, but seeing as he could still feel their hands, so many, all over, they must have been okay.

Geez, how long was this going to last? He should probably be getting home soon…damn. He really didn't want to walk. He wasn't even sure if he could walk. Maybe one of these girls could take him home? No…they were drunk too, and he didn't even remember their names. He didn't want to be rude. Gosh, they sure were heavy though. Akio felt like a stress ball. All the squeezing and poking and smushing and mushing and -- oh? It stopped.

Akio blinked and did his best to get a hold of his senses. Someone was yelling and- oh! Hisao. When did he get here? Ah, shit, he seemed really mad.

Akio muttered an apology as he did his best to sit up, ultimately getting pulled by the wrist as Hisao yanked him to his feet. He hoped they could go home now.

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*An hour and a half earlier*

Hisao sat at the table with Kayda, tweaking one of his newest bots while she highlighted one of her textbooks. The bot squealed as its gears turned, then made a wretched screeching sound before falling silent and motionless on the table, prompting an exhausted sigh from Hisao.

"Don't kill it," Kayda warned halfheartedly, flipping the next page in her textbook.

Hisao huffed and picked the screwdriver back up. "Not the thing I want to kill at the moment."

"Mm." She hummed condescendingly. "Better switch from support to comedy."

"Haha." He strained as he twisted the tool, the gears slowly tightening up. "I'll make sure to turn my request form…in��ah!" He jabbed the robot and the machine whirred, beeping as its little eyes lit back up. "There, I gotcha." He spoke softly to the machine as though it was a child and Kayda scrunched up her face.

"You know it isn't actually alive, right? And why don't you just use your quirk?"

"I don't know, why aren't you studying?" He asked, reaching over and tapping her little pencil topper, causing the plastic bear to hop off of the eraser and dance across the table.

"Hey!" She exclaimed, swatting at it, but Hisao was quicker. "Give him back! Seriously, Hisao! It's Mitsuko's!"

Hisao thought for a second, just to make her squirm then let his hand go limp, allowing the bear to fall lifelessly. "Fine."

She exhaled sharply, snatching the toy back up and placing it back on her pencil. "You're such a pain."

Hisao held back a snicker, picking his tool back up. Before he could do anything with them, the table began vibrating and the pair's eyes fell on the ringing phone.

"Dad!" Kayda shouted, "Your phone is ringing!"

"Who is it?" Shoto yelled back, and Hisao checked the caller id.

"It's Grandpa!" He said.

"Don't answer!" Was what they got in response.

They looked at each other and Kayda shrugged, allowing the phone to ring.

Hisao frowned. "What if it's Akio?"

Again, Kayda shrugged. "Then he'll call Mom."

"Hm." Hisao tilted his head. He supposed that was true. "'Kay then. I'm gonna go shower."

Kayda barely acknowledged him, not giving more than a quiet hum. He collected his items and took to his room, plugging his dead phone in on the charger before heading to the bathroom.

He emerged about twenty minutes later, hair still dripping water down his back as he searched his drawers for a shirt. He found one and plopped down on his phone, tapping his phone on as he pulled the shirt over his head. He squinted at the notification, picking the phone up questioningly.

4 Texts and 3 Missed Calls from Grandpa E

Grandpa E

-Tell your father to pick up the phone.

-Is your brother home? He has not answered my text messages.

-Shoto changed my phone settings. It will not allow me to call your mother. Help??

-Why do none of you answer my calls?

He frowned and pushed the call icon, holding the phone up to his ear.

"Finally. I don't like being ignored."

"I wasn't ignoring you, Grandpa. Sorry, my phone died and I was in the shower. What's up?"

"Your father has done something to my phone. I cannot contact your mother and the wallpaper is a very unflattering photo of me. I need you to fix it."

Hisao let out a short laugh. "Sure, I'll fix it the next time I see you."

"Good. Also, tell your brother to tell me if he is going to cancel so I'm not waiting for thirty minutes for him to show up."

"He didn't come?" Hisao asked, flopping back onto his bed.

"No, and he didn't answer my messages. Is he not home?"

"No…" He said, rolling onto his stomach and putting the phone on speaker while pulling up his thread with Akio. He shot him a quick message asking for his whereabouts. "Okay, Grandpa. Thanks."

"You're welcome. Tell your father to stop ignoring my calls."

Hisao nodded before realizing that his grandfather couldn't see him. "Okay. Bye." He hung up the phone and sat up on his bed. He frowned down at his phone, hoping for a text back that Akio was on his way home. Their mom had probably already gone to bed by now, and his dad was most likely getting ready for his night patrol. This left Hisao to go get his brother, and all he really wanted to do was get under the covers and go to sleep, not hop in the car and go on a wild goose chase. Alas, Hisao rarely got what he wanted.

About twenty minutes went by and Akio hadn't answered any calls or texts Hisao had sent him. He pulled up the family tracker app he had on his phone, patented by his mother, just in case any of them ended up getting kidnapped. Akio's indicator pulsated in white, and Hisao took the keys to the car and began in the direction of Akio's phone.

It wasn't too long until he stopped. The app told him that he was right on top of it as he pulled up to a house. He sighed and leaned back in his chair, closing his eyes.

"You've got to be kidding me."

Parties were never his scene, and he wasn't sure when they had become Akio's either. They were hot and stuffy and there were always way too many people he didn't care about. The only parties they ever attended were dinner parties held by their parents. Why would Akio go to a high school party?

Hisao got out of the car and jogged up to the front door, mentally cursing his brother for the hell he was about to put him through. Hisao pushed the door open and was immediately hit with the smell of booze. He grimaced, knowing he would probably need another shower after this.

The house wasn’t that big, but the sheer number of people there was going to make the search difficult. Navigating the bottom floor was like swimming through sludge; sludge that pushed you and spun you around while you did your best to keep yourself upright. He finally reached somewhat of a clearing, arriving at a table with crumbs all over it and an almost empty punch bowl. To his left was a girl sitting on a chair, eating chips while scrolling through her phone. Hisao tapped her lightly, grabbing her attention.

“Hey, can I borrow your chair for a second?”

She shrugged and stood to the side, allowing Hisao to climb up. He peered over all of the heads at the party, looking for the familiar white tuft of hair.

“Lose someone?” The girl asked and Hisao scoffed.

“Yeah...Do you know if Akio Todoroki is here? Third-year...big three.”

“Ohhh, big three Todoroki fan, huh?” She mocked and Hisao rolled his eyes. “There were rumors he was coming, but I haven’t seen him. There was a big commotion in the living room a few minutes ago, though. You could check there.”

“Thanks.” He said, climbing down from the chair.

“Mhm, no problem. Try to keep your pants on, fanboy.”

Hisao clicked his tongue, turning back and mumbling, “Shouldn’t be a problem. He’s my brother,” before taking off to look for the living room. After a few minutes of shoving his way through drunk teenagers, Hisao finally found the room but was disappointed to see everyone but who he was looking for. “Hey, have you guys seen Todoroki?”

One guy snorted. “Yeah. He just stole all the girls even though he wasn’t even the king. If you find him, tell him to bring back the chopsticks.”

Hisao held back a frustrated sigh. “Do you know where they went?”

“Kurata-chan took him upstairs.” Another person said, and Hisao turned around, making a beeline for the staircase.

There were significantly fewer people upstairs, and Hisao finally felt like he could breathe a little easier. There were also fewer rooms, all located in one hallway. Akio had better be here or Hisao would kill him himself.

He pulled one door open and closed it back quickly; just the linen closet. The next door he opened led to a bathroom. He entered, freezing in place as he was startled by two other people. They didn’t seem to notice his presence, as they were too busy making out to even be aware of their surroundings. Hisao inched his way around them, peeking inside of the shower and the tub for his brother. Hisao squinted as he spotted Akio’s phone at the bottom of the tub. Wonderful, he might not even be at the house.

He picked it up, only to drop it in disgust as he felt something wet on his fingers. Hisao groaned and took some toilet paper, wiping off the phone and putting it in his pocket, preferring not to find out what the mystery liquid was.

He promptly left and continued his search, next opening a door to a bedroom. A hazy fog hung in the air and multiple people were passed out on the floor while others were huddled up in a group. Akio wasn’t there, so he closed the door back. There was only one left, and Hisao prayed that this would be the one. He opened it up and his eyes fell to the bed with a cluster of girls on top of it. He couldn’t see what was going on, but he did see one leg intertwined with all the others that had a long, familiar scar on it.

“HEY!” He shouted and the girls flinched. He stomped over and grabbed one by the arm, pulling her off of his brother. “Get off.” He said sternly to the others, who did in their frightened states.

“Hey, man!” Hisao turned toward the door to see a very angry-looking guy yelling at him. “Get your hands off my girlfriend!” He ripped Hisao’s hand away from her wrist and Hisao didn’t even realize he was still holding her.

“Well, your girlfriend just had her hands all over my brother, so I’m really not the one you want to be yelling at.” He said and walked over to the bed, taking Akio’s hand and pulling him up. His eyes were glossy and out of focus and he swayed as Hisao pulled him to his feet.

“What the hell did you just say?” The man stepped in front of them, blocking their path to the door. He crossed his arms in an attempt to intimidate, but if he knew how annoyed Hisao was getting, he would be the one to cower.

“Listen, man. I don’t want any trouble. Just let us thro-” Hisao was cut off by large hands on his chest and he was pushed back into a table. The thing collapsed and Hisao grimaced at the sore feeling left on his back.

He balled his hands into fists, his fingernails digging into his palms as he let go of trying to control his anger. Oh, he was going to sleep well after this. He touched all four legs that had broken off of the table and in one swift motion, sent them flying towards the unsuspecting guy. The pieces of wood caught onto his clothes and dragged him backward, pinning him to the wall as Hisao pushed himself to his feet. He grabbed onto Akio’s wrist again and dragged him out of the room.

“Let’s go.” He said and the girls cleared a path for him. It was a straight shot from the room to the car, although it was difficult to get Akio inside and buckled up. The white-haired boy burped, followed by a hiccup and Hisao took a deep breath.

“If you throw up in here I will make you clean it.” He warned, shifted gears and pulled away from the house. “What were you thinking? If you were going to skip training, you could have at least told us where you were.”

“Wasn’t gonna,” Akio responded, closing his eyes and snuggling into his seat.

“Oh, really?”

“I was gonna leave, but then...I dunno. I was jus’...I played a game.” He slurred and Hisao frowned.

They slowed to a stop at a red light and Hisao turned to his brother. “Look at me.” Akio listened and opened his eyes, which Hisao inspected thoroughly. “What did you drink? Did you take anything from anyone? Akio, listen. Did you set your drink down?”

Akio shrugged and closed his eyes again, head lolling to the side. Hisao’s hands shook in anger and he squeezed the steering wheel. The image of all of those girls on top of his brother was ingrained into his brain. He hated the idea of Akio being in such a vulnerable state, it made him want to burn the whole place to the ground.

“Sorry…” Akio mumbled quietly. “I was just…” He shook his head and Hisao loosened his grip slightly. “I didn’t call ‘cause I knew you’d be mad. I know you din’ wanna come get me.” He slurred.

Hisao sighed. “No, I didn’t. But you should have called anyway if you were in trouble.”

A beat of silence, then, “I’m really tired, Hisao.”

Hisao’s normal response would be to go to sleep, but the break in Akio’s voice withheld that. A quiet sob filled the car and Hisao turned the radio off. “Tired of what, Aki?”

A shaky breath. “Trying.”

Hisao frowned, he wasn’t sure what Akio was talking about, but he knew he was a hard worker. He was always pushing himself to do his best, and Hisao knew the constant work and training must be tiring. “Then stop trying so hard. It’s okay to take breaks, you know.” Hisao glanced over when Akio didn’t respond, letting out a small sigh to see his brother fast asleep. The two obviously had more to talk about, but Hisao decided that it could wait. Akio said he was tired after all, and Hisao was just happy that he had shown up when he did. Even if that meant his night’s sleep would get cut short by a couple of hours.

Notes:

wow it is very obvious that I wrote this over a year ago, but we're to going look at it as a positive because that means I've improved!!! yayyyyy but I do want to rewrite it, I actually already started a little while ago and BITCH IT'S LOWKEY SO GOOD she says like it's something special but no actually I can see the improvement, so maybe I'll post the rewritten version if I ever finish it. But anyways just know that this was written in January of 2020 and I've been writing through a whole quarantine since then and I actually have decent description now! So the newer stuff will be better :)

[cowboyshit]

@adampage tumblr did a dumbass thing and messed up the read-more to where I couldn’t put it under one so I had to delete your ask and I’m making a separate post for this disaster of a ramble hoooo boy i hope you’re ready for what you’ve unleashed

adampage  asked: ma’am I know you’re high off your rocker but if you have time would you please critique hangman’s playlist for me bc I want to know your thoughts 🥰 anyway yeehaw

OH MY GOD yes???? yes I fucking WILL?????? let’s just pump the breaks on what i was doing right the fuck now, get his playlist in front of me (even though ive been listening to it nonstop and have so many things to ALREADY SAY) and talk about this shit. im sorry if this isn’t coherent im pry just gonna ramble. (edit to add now that I’m done: ITS FREAKING 3252 WORDS LONG LMAO OH MY GOD)

first and foremost. I Love It. let’s just slap that down. get that out of the way. ITS SO GOOD. SO FUCKING GOOD. also this is going under a readmore cause YEAH. it’s THAT LONG.

let’s start first with mr. adam ‘i taught graphic design when i was 20 and learned adobe illustrator and photoshop to design my own tshirts when i was an indie wrestler’ page’s cover image. wait. no. back up - look at the profile image he chose for his profile. it’s not a selfie. it’s not a picture he snapped with his camera. it’s a screenshot of the “has been drinking” moment on aew dynamite. what a lovable FOOL. he really saved that and put that as his profile pic im skjdfkjfd okay now swing back to the anxious millenial design with the signed hangman adam page for the cover. he designed that. I swear he did. I swear he did that. I could be wrong but I just feel it in my bones. that was him. also, THAT should have been the vintage shirt. cowboy shit is cute but ANXIOUS MILLENNIAL COWBOY? I NEED THAT AS THE SHIRT!

okay now let’s get into the songs. wait. before i go through it I do want to say something about the playlist overall.

I can’t decide if this is because he shares so many similarities to the character hangman adam page, but so many of these songs apply to his character like, this fucking playlist plays like a hangman adam page THE CHARACTER playlist. like this is the playlist i’d find on 8tracks back when that was the “thing” in fandom where every song makes me go “OMG THAT IS THAT CHARACTER” like. I don’t know if he did that purposefully as an extension of the character? or if it just happens to line up because of how similar he is and his story is to his character but SOME of these songs wooooo boy they get deep dont they? when you compare them to the character?

okay. songs.

so I know some of these, especially the classics, summertime of course, but for the ones I didn’t know I love them so much. they have such a vibe that just fits him, and they’re all so good???

rather low by nick shoulders is one I didn’t know and I fucking LOVE it. and look. it goes from Long Time Gone by the Dixie Chicks. Long Time Gone about being away from the country life, from home and if my THEORY is right about this playlist hitting the character, hangman is struggling with being lost, without a family. it goes from that to rather low, which talks about not being welcome at home. like “I told you once I told you twice, I’m steeped in verse and cursed in vice” ajdskjds GOOD lyrics. beat slaps. song slaps. I love it.

okay so we go roll on mississippi which is soft compared to the two upbeat songs that just hit us before. calms you down after that high energy beat rather low had. lets you breathe. AND it’s got a sad, soft, longing pull to it, falling in with more of those “lost” from home themes. “You're the childhood dream that I grew up on. Roll on Mississippi, carry me home. Now I can see I've been away too long.” UGH! and also, it’s just a good fucking song.

then we go to a song i haven’t heard and love, going places by aubrie sellers. it’s a little bit funkier, but still soft. also groovy as FUCK. and it obv talks about GOING places. so maybe the first three songs were about the home he’s left behind, but now it’s about where he’s going. and man this song just SLAPS.

A CLASSIC is next, 1970 something illegal smile by john prine. it has that classic soft croon, such a good country sound and it’s a little bit playful. it makes you wanna smile and sway back and forth. it’s a good song. fun. but it’s almost a little bit. dark? “ Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone. No, I'm just tryin' to have me some fun. Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls, tryin' to get away from all the ears inside my walls. I dreamed the police heard everything I thought, what then?” it just makes me think of when his character “killed” joey ryan. I could be looking too far into it but, that’s what popped into my head.

OKAY NOW this next one. fuck yeah I DIG this song. I hadn’t heard this song and it quickly went into my liked songs. and if we’re following his character, the lyrics hit HARD. “ I've lost the will to try this worthless lullaby. Its melody won't fly me past oblivion. I bet it would be nice to find that paradise, a world of sparkling light beyond the setting sun. But I don't dream anymore” ugh !!!!!!! UGGGHH!! SO GOOD?? and even the slight upbeat to it. “would if I could but I don’t dream anymore” uuuuggghhh SO GOOD. love this song. one of my faves of the whole list for sure.

the next two back-to-back are CLASSICS and fit the hangman adam page character so damn perfect. i’ve even looked at lyrics from merle haggard’s i don’t want to sober up to night for adam in the past akjfdkjdsf it’s fucking perfect. and then followed by dwight yoakam’s honky tonk man?! amazing. we go from from fucking heart-wrenching lyrics if you think about them for him: “ I don't want to sober up tonight. I don't want to act like things are alright, and I don't want to change just to make you think I'm happy. That's my right, I don't want to sober up tonight. I want to keep my mind a little hazy. I don't care if all my friends think I'm crazy. The way I treat myself I might be a little crazy But that's alright, I don't want to sober up tonight. I'm here to drown another day of misery. I'm in here to spend one night without a mem'ry and the way I'm drinking now there won't be any memory. But it's alright, I don't want to sober up tonight” to HONKY TONK MAN. HONKY. TONK. MAN. “ Well I'm a honky tonk man and I can't seem to stop. I love to give the girls a whirl to the music of an old jukebox, but when my money's all gone, I'm on the telephone singing, hey hey mama can your daddy come home?” ajhsdjksdjkf like. look. partying hangman, drunk, swinging a girl around in the country bar???? cause he refused to sober up and just wanted to have fun? anyways regardless if there’s a connection or if im reaching, these are some good classics to pull out right here. honky tonk man will ALWAYS bring the party back up.

another song I didn’t know but now love? happy reunion by colter wall? this is a good freaking cowboy song??? and it’s a cute story???? about what a cowboy does during his day??? what the fuck? riding along the range with his dog, helping the cow, getting the calf back that’d gotten lost???? CUTE? anyways this is a vibin as HELL song and if it’d come out when I was still raising cows my ass woulda been blasting this shit as I drove to feed the herd for SURE. this song is a whole ass vibe and I’m digging it.

okay. walk through fire by yola? another i didn’t know (which - so far it seems all the songs that arent classics - spare dixie chicks - are from 2019) and I am obsessed with???? it’s so good? and fuck just such a good love song??? “Standing on the side of the river. Staring across the great divide. I'd give all my gold and silver just to get to the other side. Your love is like a rescue vessel, carries me through the night through these flames of destruction. I know you're gonna make it right. I know, I know you're gonna save my life.“ LIKE? HENLO????????? FUCK!!!! THATS SO GOOD. that whole song I could post all the lyrics tbh. and the way she CROONS it ugh. yeah. I love that song.

FUCKIN YES. DOLLY FUCKIN PARTON. youre not gonna make a country playlist and not include a dolly parton song boy i KNOW IT. and the song choice??? hm? remind you of a CERTAIN COWBOYS STRUGGLE WITH NOT HAVING A HOME???? “What difference does it make which way I go, got an empty feelin' down inside. Still I need to stay alive and who can tell what waits beyond this road. I'm a drifter” ajdfshjsd god I love dolly. and of COURSE he does too. i’m so pleased by this choice I can’t stop smiling. ugh. love this. love dolly.

sandpaper oneside, rubber other by the bobby tenderloin universe what do you know? another 2019 song I didn’t know and yet absolutely LOVE. I also am loving how he does a mix of classics with newer (but still almost classic-country sounding, maybe like. classic meets modern) country music in this playlist. AND WHAT A SONG. it’s so good? and again, just makes me think of the character. “there are two minds inside me. that’s one life too many. but i keep moving slow on both sides, strong as I can be.” tell me that doesnt make you think of hangman adam page. and it has such a... sad vibe. “i cant believe the things i am. as much a lion as a lamb” !!!!!!!!!!! ugh such a GOOD LINE. THAT SLAPS. LOVE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ugh this song. especially the back vocals of the woman that comes in later on? it’s like. ethereal. beautiful. fucking beautiful and almost haunting. paired with the sad lyrics? UGH. gorgeous.

long white line by sturgill simpson i do know and LOVE and it’s got a fun, uplifting cowboy beat following the more slow, sad croon of the last song. it’s SO COUNTRY. the way it’s sung? SO COUNTRY. and also ajdfskjsd adam. “I woke up my baby was gone without her I don't need no home” and “Gonna' push this rig 'til I push that girl out of my mind. If somebody wants to know what's become of this so and so tell em' I'm somewhere looking for the end of that long white line” kjdjkfdkjf this is just such a country song, and it fits SO well, especially after that previous pick.

now we go from two new songs to another classic. another (i think) 1970s country hit. lonesome, on’ry and mean is SUCH a classic country song. it has that good old sound, and the story it tells too. and just, I can’t stop thinking about hangman just “ Been driving these highways, been doing things my way. It's been making me lonesome on'ry and mean.” ajdskjflkf it’s fair to say that character IS lonesome, on’ry and mean right now. anyways, fun country song regardless and I DIG the addition.

okay back to a newer song and holy shit. this is my personal favorite of the new songs he introduced me to. this song I LOVE this song. fuuun FUN beat, makes me want to fucking GROOVE. I love love love this, and I love the way the singer sings? it just makes me wanna UGH. just wanna sway to it. the whine in the croon I just love. and the BEAT. the beat is so fucking good. and the lyrics? “I'm that wholesome Midwestern boy that you want to bring home to your mama. Even though I bring you joy, baby I'm not the toy you wanna play with at night. Too many things I've seen. Too many people and places I've been. I'm thinking about doing those things I shouldn't be doing. Something I've never done before. I want something to fuck me up. Need somebody to fuck me up. Everyone feels like it. Fuck me up, fuck me up, fuck me up” ajdsjkds I LOVE THIS SONG SO MUCH “Well I might go and get drunk and stoned 'cause it's better than being only crazy. If I ever come back, wherever I end up at is where I was supposed to be.” it’s so perfect for his character it drives me crazy. this is a song I’d listen to and first, groove to, and then be like THIS SONG IS HANGMAN. love this song. absolutely a favorite.

the next song though. the next song. fucking hangman adam page and his love of biscuits. southern biscuits by seasick steve oh. my. god. this BOY. THIS COUNTRY BOY. THIS BISCUIT LOVIN COUNTRY BOY. this is such a damn good addition. not only is it so fucking country, almost. spoken/sung? the soft hum with the fucking banjo??? and of COURSE of course he knows and loves this song I can’t with him. and it hits you with the: “ Southern biscuits, nothin' better in the world 'less they're made for you, by your southern girl.” and I go UWU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

two new songs so guess what? classic time. BALANCE. HE’S KEEPING BALANCE. I swear he’s done this purposefully and I could be crazy I could be giving him more credit than is due but I swear he’s picked the arrangement of songs too. because this is too coincidental. so, we’ve got our classic livin on the run by david allan coe. what a DARK song to go with. about a man who murders a woman and lives on the run (again, can’t help but think of the joey ryan murder thing, but hey. that’s just me grasping for straws) regardless if it ties or not, it’s a good classic and it’s fun to croon to even if its uh. dark but sung like. upbeat? almost???

okay, another classic and, to me, one of the sexiest songs on this playlist. I fucking love this song. it’s sexy with an underlying of dark. she literally seduces and knocks the guy out and robs him blind and he’s STILL craving her summer wine like. this song is SO GOOD. so fucking good. the way the music swells with the storytelling is beautiful. “Strawberries cherries and an angel's kiss in spring, my summer wine is really made from all these things. Take off your silver spurs and help me pass the time, and I will give to you summer wine” is just so ajkdfskjdfs ugh i love this song

and guess what? two classics so we’re swinging to a newer song. left turn on a red light by blackfoot. oof. I didn’t know this song and it hit me, it’s so good and I know im saying that about all of them but Honestly. “ Sun shines down on the desert, and it seems to make my life a haze, and I dream of my childhood sweetheart,and the freedom that I had in those days.” UGH. “ Will I always be a rambler? Will the ones I love always keep tellin' me, "You stare too long in the mirror, son, someday you'll be too blind to see.” HELLO???? those lyrics? SO GOOD. and again applying them to hangman just makes me FERAL SCREAM.

cowboys and hippies by cody jinks is such a hangman song it’s almost unreal. if I was going to REALLY reach I’d say it almost reminds me of the way the crowd pulls him back. “At some old honkytonk bar that I know by the smell, some old drunk on a barstool on a Merle Haggard tune. That's my kind of room. Raising hell with the hippies and the cowboys. They don't care about no trends, they don't care about songs that sell. Yeah, tomorrow I'll be gone, so tonight everybody just sing along, raising hell with the hippies and the cowboys” GOOD LYRICS. this has the same sad undertones too as a lot of these songs have too.

ugh. I love him sincerely for this next one. blue skies is one of my favorite songs, but blue skies by willie nelson? YES. my grandpa used to play willie nelson ALL THE TIME and I love this version. an uplifting song to follow the heavier songs. I’d like to think of a hangman who has the blue skies from now on. all of his blue days gone. this song is such a classic (cover) that just. good pick. I love this.

alright, so we’ve got a classic but he’s chosen the version from bojack horseman which makes me think that might’ve been the first time he heard it, but that’s neither here nor there. stars is a BEAUTIFUL song. and boy am I happy we had blue skies before this cause fuck. how sad? how emotional?????? “People lust for fame like athletes in a game, we break our collarbones and come up swinging, some of us are downed some of us are crowned, and some are lost and never found” fuck. fuck fuck fuck. and the last two lines, thinking about hangman? “So if you don't lose patience with my fumbling around, I'll come up singing for you, even when I'm down.” FUCK. my HEART. good pick but OUCH. good but ow.

summertime by orville peck is next BLESS finally an orville song I was gonna lose it on him if he put a playlist and DIDN’T include an orville song. interesting though he went with summertime, the newest, and not any of the ones off pony. but! it follows stars well. its soft, lull, and the lyrics are so hangman now that I put it in this context. “Catch 'em by surprise and chasin' the horizon, nothing holds me down. Askin', "Where the time's gone?" Dreamin' with the lights on, tryna keep your eyes on something along the rise" anyways I know YOU know this song well it’s so fucking good. has that same soft pull a lot of these songs have. the way that chorus swells though? the secondary vocals??? ugh. yeah this was a great choice, I’m glad he went with summertime. it fits the vibe of this playlist so well.

we’re ending on a song with such a country sound to it (i mean all of these do), a bit more upbeat, a bit more funky. “Some say I'm a wild man, drink too much nectar from the corn” and also “Oh the school, it wasn't for me. I earned my stripes a different way I learned to sing harmony and go play out on the stage” definitely makes me think of hangman for SURE. it’s a funky song to end on, and if you keep listening to the playlist on repeat like I do, it even falls into long time gone really well.

and of course this is assuming you’re meant to listen to them one after the other and not on shuffle. I’m sure it still works on shuffle but I LOVE the flow of this playlist listening to it one after the other.

love this whole playlist. and my identifying it with the character could TOTALLY be reaching, but of course I’m going to think of him and analyze his selection of *these* songs specifically to put out to all of us. out of EVERY song he likes. he didn’t include... hmm cowboy take me away, for example? shoulda been a cowboy??? the vibe of the overall playlist FITS “anxious millenial cowboy” it has an underbelly of sadness to it. and I dig the fuck out of that.

overall 10/10 I love this fucking playlist thank you goodnight

[roman-lynn-blog]

Bros Helping Bros (Rewind) || Anderlynn

Where: The Smythe Residence When: July 28, 2018, evening Warnings: Blowjobs (NSFW), Slutty Roman Word Count: 1563 

Roman in italics, Darius in bold

@sshardassanderson​

After a number of accomplished sexual conquests, Dare allowed himself to go unhinged with the alcohol. He’d hammered away at the table for well over an hour and a half until he was sufficiently shit faced. He stumbled around the party, dancing, eye fucking men and women with reckless abandon, letting people feel up his muscles and flexing upon request. So it shouldn’t have been as much of a surprise when he literally ran into Roman, his empty beer can crushing up in his hand. “Haaaay Rome! You having fun???”

Roman wasn't half as drunk as Darius seemed to be when he stumbled upon him. He'd only been able to sneak a few drinks in here or there between lays, but his mind was still hazy, much attributed to the joint he had smoked with Bria earlier in the pool. Clapping Darius on the back, Roman smiled, eyeing him up and down. Darius looked sinful and Roman wanted him. "Heyyy, D.". Roman bit his lip and moved into Darius' space. "How's it hangin'?", he asked, his hand squeezing at Darius through his jeans.

Roman smelled a bit like weed and Dare about pouted that he hadn’t been offered a smoke earlier. Though weed breath might’ve not gone along well with how many people he went down on today. He moved in closer to Roman and smirked like the devil he was, nearly straddling Ro’s thigh. “Hanging pretty hard if you asked me...” Dare murmured, taking a second to nip at Roman’s jaw. “Is that a gun in your pants, or should we go find a fuckin room?”

Roman laughed at Darius' stupid joke, copping it up to the Anderson charm, as he stroked at Darius' cock. He continued to eye him up, his free hand running over his abs. "I definitely think that a room is needed, unless you're about to drop trou right here for all these people to see." Roman licked his lip and popped the button on Darius' jeans, a gleam in his eyes. "Oops"

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you wanted it right here...” Dare laughed, glancing behind him and into the house, seeing a vacant room. He gestured for Roman to follow and led him wordlessly into the house and in the open room. Smaller than the rest, but what the fuck did that matter. Once inside, a Dare took matters into his own hands, pulling Roman in close, pressing their lips together. Intimacy wasn’t super common in these setups but he figured, what the hell. Roman was hot. He was hot. He wanted to make out a little. “Hm...” He pulled back briefly. “I think I should drop alright.”

Roman had already had fucked in public once already tonight, still riding the high from his encounter with Bria. He honestly wouldn't have minded dropping to his knees for Darius at this point, his mouth practically watering at the idea. "You wouldn't be wrong", he whispered against Dare's ear, before pulling away and following him through the house and into an empty room. He pressed his lips against the other man's eagerly, his hands raking over his chest.  "Then drop, D."

Dare didn’t typically sub for guys, but what the hell difference did this make? He’d sucked dick in all kinds of position and right now, the thought of it had him itching to get Roman out of those fucking swim trunks. It was doing nothing to hide the tenting bulge and he wanted to get his mouth around it. But he pulled Roman in close by his hips and kissed him like a desperate schoolgirl, nipping and sucking, feeling up the toned abdominal muscles until he was fairly hard too. But as promised, Dare eventually drew away. He kissed down Roman’s torso, getting to his hips and loosening the trunks enough to pull them down to his ankles. Fuck, what a dick Dare’s liquor addled brain supplied as though it were the first time he’d seen it. “Better remember this one, Ro.” Dare muttered as he gripped the shaft with a firm hand, mouthing over the head and teasing the slit of Roman’s dick with his tongue.

Roman desperately cling to Darius’ chest, laughing into the kiss. He and Dare fooled around sometimes, mostly  sucking the other man off or letting him fuck him. This was a new one for Roman, and he wasn’t going to throw it away just because they were in some state of inebriation. Once his trunks were pulled down, his dick standing at attention, Roman’s eyes got wide. “Fuck, D”, he groaned out, unable to stop himself from threading his fingers through his hair.

Dare had barely started and Ro was already grabbing onto his hair. The idea of shaving it had gone out the window today after how many of his encounters had gripped at the curls like a lifeline. He inched closer, mouth like a seal around his friend’s dick and tongue caressing the underside like it was a treasure he needed to cherish. Dare took him deeper, relaxing his throat until Ro was basically hitting the back. He drew back slowly, then forward suddenly again, finding an easy, bobbing rhythm, occasionally glancing up at Roman to enjoy him unfolding.

Roman had never experienced Darius like this before, this unhinged, careless guy who’d drop to his knees willingly.  It was a change from the usual power top persona that he usually fooled around with. Roman was more turned on by the change in dynamics than he had initially thought. He stopped himself from fucking into Dare’s throat, one hand gripping at his hair and the other clinging to the bed. He watched as Dare bobbed back and forth on his dick, his mouth agape. “Fuck, you’re good at this”, he breathed out

Dare would’ve encouraged a little mouth fucking if he’d been slightly less intoxicated, but all of his focus was solely on not getting sloppy. His tongue ravished Roman’s dick like a fucking delicacy, raking along the shaft and underside mouthing at the head. He took him deep and hard, and every so often met his eyes, daring him to come, to enjoy the opportunity to use him to his full extent while he offered it.

Roman clenched his jaw, feeling the onset of his orgasm, starting at his toes. His toes curled and he felt a stirring in his groin as he allowed to Dare to lave at his deck. His breathing shortened and he tightened his grip on Dare’s hair as his orgasm hit him. “Fuck..” he mumbled following his friend’s name.

Dare kept up his pace, a free hand reaching behind Roman and grabbing his ass and taking his dick down as deep as he could go. Within a few moments he felt the release hit the back of his throat and somehow got it through his liquored brain to relax and swallow, licking along the shaft until he was sure everything was gone and he’d started to soften. Dare pulled off and smirked up at his best friend. “Maybe it you’re gonna be this eager I can do this again.”

Roman had a hard time catching his breath, leaning back against the bed a hand across his forehead. He was sweating and his dick felt like it was on it's last leg, he'd been with a handful of people already and he wasn't gonna have too many rounds left in him. He laughed playfully at Dare's offer and shook his head, "You know I'm down for that. Always." He glanced down at Dare, smile still on his face, "Need me to take care of you?"

Dare finally got back up onto his feet, knees feeling like absolute shit. Was this what it was like to be old? Jesus. Dare laughed. “God, for as hot as that would be, I don’t think I could get it up, even for you. I’ve had sex with like nine people, my dick is done. Over. There’s one sperm left and I think he’s alone and scared. But...” He leaned over and pressed his lips to Roman’s. “Raincheck?”

Roman rolled his eyes, a slight pout playing at his lips. He didn’t mind not reciprocating, but he couldn’t deny his slight disappointment. He turned his back to Dare, following their kiss, pressing his ass into the other man’s front as he pulled his swim trunks up onto his hips. He couldn’t help but tease his friend, sure that he would keep his promise. “Rain check.” , he said with a playful lilt in his voice.

Dare groaned outwardly, his dick giving him away to a very slight, almost painful chub. “Uggghh, you’re an asshole.” He grabbed at Rome’s hip and lightly nipped at his neck. “When my dick falls off this is gonna be all your fault.”

Roman turned his head back towards Dare, throwing him a wink over his shoulder. He was flirty when he was drunk and when Dare was up to it, a little bit slutty. “A little jealous of those other nine people.” Roman said softly, “but I’ve got my work cut out for me if I’m going to catch up to you.” With that, Roman took a few strides towards the door, one hand on the door knob, turning back for one last look at Darius and his half chub. “See ya later”

[snupersstar]

KPOP BIGGER TAG!

I was tagged by the wonderful moosefan777, thanks boo!

This is really long, so if you’re gonna read it, fasten your seat belts, you’re in for a ride

1.) 5 favorite groups?

SNUPER, B1A4, B.A.P, NU’EST, VIXX, and KNK (I couldn’t pick just five!!!! 😱)

2.) Top 5 on your bias list?

Well if you can’t tell by following my blog, I bias Taewoong!!! And B.A.P’s Youngjae, B1A4’s Jinyoung, NU’EST’s Minhyun, and VIXX’s N (and from KNK it’s Seungjun)

3.) Ult Bias group and why you love them?

Uggghh! This is so hard! What’s there not to love about SNUPER? What don’t they have? You want amazing songs that never disappoint? They’ve got you covered. You’re more into stunning choreography? Don’t worry, their dancing is next level. You want members who are super sweet, but also so unbelievably cheesy, greasy, and are just plain dorks? SNUPER is just the group for you.

4.) Ult Bias and why you love them?

Well, if you saw the video post I made for Taewoong’s birthday, you probably already know one of the main things I love about Taewoong is his smile. I also just love his dorky personality. He is always just so fun to watch. He always seems to be having a blast with his life and that in turn just brings so much happiness to mine!

5.) Favorite Kpop Meme

Just a few of my faves

6.) Favorite pic of your ult? (I dare you to only pick one)

But, no, I really like this one:

7.) 5 Favorite Kpop MVs

KNK’s “Rain”, CNBLUE’s “You’re So Fine”, Seventeen (Performance Unit) “Lilili Yabbay”, SNUPER “It’s Raining”, and INFINITE “The Chaser”

8.) 10 Favorite Kpop songs?

KNK’s “Rain” (I literally listened to this song 20x in one day), SNUPER’s “내 여자의 여우짓”, NU’EST’s “여보세요”, B1A4’s “Lonely”, VIXX’s “Desperate”, DAY6’s “I Smile”, B.A.P’s “Coffee Shop”, CNBLUE Minhyuk’s “Star”, Super Junior Ryeowook’s “The Little Prince”, and BOYFRIEND’s “Janus”

9.) Favorite Kpop crack video?

Honestly, I don’t really have a favourite KPop crack video... I just search whatever variety of crack I’m in the mood for, and then just watch the first results

10.) Favorite content creator within the fandom?

suhyunggeun - I’ve always really enjoyed your stuff. And more recently sufferhyuns. Thank you both for blessing my dash (and here I am picking two Suhyun stans while insisting that I’m not one... I swear, Taewoong owns my life)

(And for groups other than SNUPER, I really like gomnu’s suff!)

11.) What fandoms would you say you’re an active member of?

An active member… Probably only SWING, thought I’d like to be a better TINKERBELL (KNK) too. I’m really mostly a casual fan of all groups I stan besides SNUPER

On my multifandom blog, on top of SWING, I really only interact with B.A.B.Y (B.A.P), Starlight (VIXX), Bana (B1A4), Carat (Seventeen), and Universe (Pentagon), though I wouldn’t really say I’m an “active” member

12.) Take your top 3 biases- fmk

Honestly, this question makes me uncomfortable because I respect my biases as people…

13.) If you could be best friends with any idol, who would you choose?

Well as I said, I would love to be friends with Sangho. But I’d love to take a road trip with some of the members of Seventeen (Seungkwan, D.K, and Vernon). Also Heejun from KNK - I want to validate the hell out him!

14.) If you could date any idol, who?

This was so hard to answer because I just never really look at idols like that, but I think I would have to say Seventeen’s S.Coups, I think he would treat me right

15.) What’s one Kpop album you think everyone should have listened to?

I can’t pick just one, so here’s five: I love, love, LOVE B1A4’s “Good Timing” album. B.A.P’s “Noir” is also super quality. As well as 15&’s “Sugar” and SNUPER’s “유성” album (that 80’s remix of “Platonic Love”…) - I was gonna put “I Wanna?” but “유성” has all the same songs, plus more!!!

16.) Are you a soft or a hard stan?

Soft all the way! I literally don’t know what to do with myself if my bias is anything other than soft

17.) An idol that makes you go into soft mode?

Basically all of SNUPER (Taewoong, Sebin, Sangho, Sangil), KNK’s Seungjun when he’s being his dorky self, Seventeen’s S.Coups, and NU’EST, just all of NU’EST

18.) An idol that makes you want to smash the empire state building with one single punch?

Seventeen JOSHUA!!!

Don’t get me wrong, I love him, but this is actually me:

(GIF credit to cheolshu, I just couldn’t find these GIF in tumblr’s built in GIF search that automatically links it to the post... But that last thing I want to do is steal someone else’s creation)

19.) Favorite vocalist?

Kihyun (Monsta X), Sandeul (B1A4), Sangil (SNUPER), Taeil (Block B), Minhyun (NU’EST), Sunmi, Ryeowook (Super Junior), Max (TVXQ), Raina (After School/Orange Caramel). Is that too many...?

20.) Favorite Rapper?

Taewoong, Jooheon (Monsta X), Zelo (B.A.P), Junhyung (HIGHLIGHT), Minwoo (BOYFRIEND) - even though Kwangmin is my BOYFRIEND bias..., Amber (f(x)) -Amber’s vocals are also amazing!

21.) Favorite dancer?

Jun (Seventeen), Lay (EXO), N (VIXX), Hansol (TOPPDOGG)

22.) Things you have in common with your ult?

Oh my goodness, Taewoong is like the ideal human being, what could I possibly have in common with him?!?! I can think of a lot of things that I admire about Taewoong and wish we had in common, but not many traits that we actually share...

23.) The most beautiful trait any idol can have?

As cliche as it sounds, I’m a sucker for a beautiful smile (the dorkier the better). I also fall for idols based on their personalities (again, the dorkier the better)

24.) Songs that will always make you jam along?

KNK’s “U”, Pentagon’s “Can You Feel It”, SNUPER’s “It’s Raining”, Seventeen “Clap”, and many, many more (basically all of B.A.P’s discography, but I decided to only put one per group in all my answers, and they were just too hard to narrow down…)

25.) Your worst wrecker?

I wish Pentagon’s Kino knew how to stay in his own lane… And I just adore KNK’s Inseong, even if he insist on bias wrecking me at every turn

26.) Any kpop concerts you’ve been to?

I’ve been to a B1A4 concert, I’ve seen B.A.P twice, and my friend and I went to KCON last year (if that counts… KNK was there!!!)

[Bonus: I have tickets for KCON again this year, as well as tickets for a Monsta X concert]

27.) Favorite choreo?

Well SNUPER’s “It’s Raining” choreography owns my soul. But I also love KNK’s “Knock” dance, Seventeen’s (Performance Unit) “Lilili Yabbay” choreography, and both VIXX’s “Shangri-La” and TOPPDOGG’s “Arario” (fuck me up with the fan dances)

28.) Favorite live performance?

I really love any special stages: Seventeen & NU’EST W’s “Heaven”, this beautiful stage (in which Eunwoo looks entirely too soft), this rude stage (this is one of the reasons I really wanted to learn more about Halo), Seventeen’s girl group medley

29.) Favorite debut mv?

NU’EST’s “Face”, KNK’s “Knock” and DAY6 “Congratulations”

30.) Recommend a rookie group!

Can I recommend SNUPER on a SNUPER blog? If not, then def KNK (I’ve answered then for like 90% of the answers, hahahaha)

31.) A kpop song you could listen to every day for the rest of your life?

Well, if you couldn’t tell by this point, KNK’s “Rain” and SNUPER’s “It’s Raining”. But also, CNBLUE Minhyuk’s “Star”

32.) Tag some cute mutuals you’d like to get to know better (and to do this challenge)!

I’ll tag sufferhyuns, though you don’t have to do it if you don’t want to (it took a really long time...)

[insarations]

these are actually hella fucking cute y’all

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? more cereal

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? oh yes :) but gotta  get me some hot chocolate or blanket

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? usually just a scrap of paper or whatevers close

4: how do you take your coffee/tea? i put soy milk and sugar in my coffee....just sugar in tea

5: are you self-conscious of your smile? ya :/ well at least if my mouth is open...I have terrible teeth

6: do you keep plants? no

7: do you name your plants? noo lol

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? painting/drawing/crafting..sometimes writing or poetry

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? very much

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? usually side, sometimes back

11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends? too many to name

12: what's your favorite planet? hmm...never thought about it strangely. saturn for looks. but mars cause idk..it holds the most possibility

13: what's something that made you smile today? my cats

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? uhhh....idk

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! A day on Venus is actually longer than a year on Venus... wrap your head around that ;)

16: what's your favorite pasta dish? ooooh all of them lol but probably lasagna... ooh or alfredo

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? just darker...dark brown or black

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up when i made us play hide n seek in a hotel room and i hid behind a curtain. or when i peed on my friends foot cause she got stung by a jellyfish XD

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? I used to :/ I dont' really anymore..probably should

20: what's your favorite eye color? um idk really it depends on the person..I usually like brown or blue. not that green isn't nice but again depends on the person lol

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. ugh I really don't use bags or purses or anything like that much. currently my black vans drawstring

22: are you a morning person? nah, never will be. i'm used to getting up early but still hate it

23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? SLEEP

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? yes..a few people

25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into? umm i dont think ive broken into anywhere

26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit? i got rid of all my own shoes but the ones ive had a while i wear the most are my black slipon vans

27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor? mint

28: sunrise or sunset? sunset

29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? only she could do it, cant even explain lol

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? more than a few times

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. I LOVE SOCKS lol absolutely not all white socks. I like fun patterned socks..especially my vans no shows... sometimes sleep with them on

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. oh gosh dont let me start

33: what's your fave pastry? uggghh too many. recently something amazing I tried... lobster tails from carlos bakery. but really..any pastry lol

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? lots of them. the main one I can think of is a small little grungy horse named Wickee lol...got him at this amusement park called Wickee Watchee... idk where he is atm :/

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? ooooooh yesssss...from time to time

36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now? 21 pilots

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? I mean I like it clean.... but it's messy most the time anyways lol

38: tell us about your pet peeves! ugh so many. the #1 thing probably is when I'm walking like in a store and someone just stops right in front of me..like i'm tryna get somewhere please move haha but otherwise I just had selfish spoiled people and attitudes and people who think they're better than everyone else

39: what color do you wear the most? black and gray

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you? um honestly I don't have any jewelry besides my liprings. There is this necklace that was my grandmas but I don't really wear it anymore

41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving? It's called Pawn by Robin Roseau

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! Starbucks. it's amazing. it's life. that is all.

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? this girl

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? um hmm on and off lately and I think i'm getting there again...but probably really completely like...last spring

45: do you trust your instincts a lot? as much and often as I can

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. oh you don't want me to do that

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? donald trump. oh food. hahahahah omg. i thought it said thing. hahahaha. i cant even answer now.

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? roaches. yes still same. I HATE THEM

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? eh neither like or dislike..rarely ever buy cds never records. But I did recently buy the Gwen Stefani Christmas album ;)

50: what's an odd thing you collect? nothing really odd. oh well.... unique boxes. I guess thats strange lol

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? so many songs.

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? uh hmm.. probably the spongebob mocking one lol

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? honestly..dont kill me...no

54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? myself XD

55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point? gotten out of the car and walked a mile home XD

56: what are some things you find endearing in people? just being genuine and truthful and sweet and trying to be funny even if you're not really

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? BEAUTIFUL. I didnt actually listen but I did in my head. BEAUTIFUL SONG

58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? uhhhh..... dont really have a group of friends XD

59: what's your favorite myth? hmm too much thinking

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? depends, most the time...the Footprints poem

61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received? given um...idk I used to get a buncha stuff from the dollar store for my fam every year lol received? a rock from my ex bf -_-

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? nah not really a juice person

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? yes organized

64: what color is the sky where you are right now? black

65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with? yesss....

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? uhhh eh..not for me

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? either calm or sad or sleepy or a combo

68: what's winter like where you live? it's florida. not usually cold. this week is as cold as it gets...low is like 38 but usually it doesnt even get there

69: what are your favorite board games? clue, monopoly is alright too

70: have you ever used a ouija board? no

71: what's your favorite kind of tea? not huge on tea but I like mint, or something fruity like berry or lemon or peach

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it? with certain things

73: what are some of your worst habits? leaving drinks or bottles half finished out or like letting my room get messy

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. funny. sarcastic. sometimes an asshole. good time. gorgeous. fun.

75: tell us about your pets! They're two cats, sister, Lamb and Rue...they're 2 and 1/2 years old..and sweet and mischevious and fluffy and soft and cuteeee  and I love them more than anything

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't? not really

77: pink or yellow lemonade? dont really like lemonade much but they dont make much a difference to me

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? fanclub :)

79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? wrote a song for me

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? white..nah I didnt choose

81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. honestly my minds going black lol im tired

82: are/were you good in school? yes for the most part..had my moments but overall good

83: what's some of your favorite album art? so many I could name. coldplays is always really colorful and abstracty. and imagine dragons.

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? already have two. want a lot more..too much to name and i dont even know still what all i want

85: do you read comics? what are your faves? nah

86: do you like concept albums? which ones? YAS. many. but first came to mind, Skillets Rise

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? Silver Linings Playbook. Paper Towns. Shrek. All the disney movies. Avatar. Wizard of Oz. many more

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? all of them haha... pop art, impressionism, renaissance..just all of it all special in they're own way

89: are you close to your parents? eh idk i cant explain..neither close nor distant. like we live together and talk alot but not really the close relationship as some do..im very different from them

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. Knoxville. the city I went to college in... interesting place with lots to do..best of both worlds. beautiful mountains and hills and views. but also the downtown areas are cool..lots of fun stuff

91: where do you plan on traveling this year? going to savannah ga for my bday. not sure where else yet but i'm sure there will be other places. i'd really like to go to phoenix..boston..new orleans..california..portland ugh so many places

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? CHEESE AF

93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most? just up in a bun which is boring but its too messy and long to put up with lol

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? my dad

95: what are your plans for this weekend? nothing really so far. probably will go to lunch or something with my friend

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? procrastinate

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? myer briggs- INFJ (advocate) sign- aquarius house- ravenclaw

98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? legitimately...like 3 years ago...hated it...too much walking and pain XD

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. ugh sooooooooooo many. pretty much any song by skillet or gwen stefani/no doubt recently..dusk till dawn by sia, new rules by dua lipa... also songs by ben howard..lots of indie stuff

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? 5 into the future... i've already lived my past, and i've made a lot of progress...wanna jump to even more progress hopefully

[lillyevanssss]

drarry + 8th year

All links are to ao3.

In Evidence of Magical Theory by @bixgirl1​ (Explicit, 43k) In which Harry and Draco can’t fight, and so they fall in love instead. When a hex meant for Draco accidentally catches Harry as well, the pair are forced to learn to understand each other in ways they previously might have thought impossible. Okay, but I love this fic so much?? Like?? So so so sweet and omg how?!? This is an amazing (if short, imo) read. I mean, IT HAS BED-SHARING. WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

Lumos by birdsofshore (Explicit, 41k) Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking. Umm, this had, surprisingly, more plot than I was expecting and it’s just such a well-written fic. My boys just sharing a room ~cough, bed, cough~ and falling in love. And then (SPOILER) happens. And jkdgfsjd I just want to go read it again.

Mental by sara_holmes (Mature, 186k) Harry has had quite enough of sharing his mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimecy spell says otherwise. This is prrrrrobably my fave fic ever? Just because of the mind-sharing trope? I live for that. And the way sara_holmes handled it in this fic is truly amazing and the relationship between Drarry develops so nicely that I just uggghh. I love it so much!!

Written on the Heart by who_la_hoop (Explicit, 113k) Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him. When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare? You need to read this fic if you haven’t. Draco pines after Harry like an idiot and refuses to admit it (kinda?). And Blaise is a national treasure. Though, my favorite part of this fic is the ending! So cute and hopeful? ooh and I had this art requested for a part of this fic, although it’s not the exact scene. And it just makes it all the more special to me. (and this is a companion piece to that, even though it has nothing to do with the fic!)

Azoth by zeitgeistic (Explicit, 90k) Now that Harry is back at Hogwarts with Hermione for eighth year, he realises that something’s missing from his life, and it either has to do with Ron, his boggart, Snape, or Malfoy. Furthermore, what, exactly, does it mean when one’s life is defined by the desire to simultaneously impress and annoy a portrait? Harry has no idea; he’s too busy trying not to be in love with Malfoy to care. I would recommend this fic to anyone! Even someone who doesn’t ship Drarry, just because it has such an interesting plot! I don’t want to reveal too much about it but it has to do with Alchemy. And Snape is amazing in it. (Just read it, okay?? Go, go, go!)

At Your Service by Faith Wood (Explicit, 95k) Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There’s only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. This fic had such a clever plot, that I just can’t!!!!! Those of you who follow my blog, now you know from where my obsession with faithwood stemmed. She’s fantastic. And you should definitely read this because omg. I’m warning you about the flangst, though! :)

Sealed with a Kiss by Faith Wood (Explicit, 46k) Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts fic, this. This is pure rom-com. Nothing more, nothing less. Draco’s in denial and Harry’s kind of in denial and Ron is definitely in denial.

Right Hand Red by @lqtraintracks (Explicit, 73k) Harry felt Malfoy’s breath on his lips as they came together over the bottle, hands firmly planted on the floor as though they each needed their familiar soil, refusing to cross into enemy territory. Except that Malfoy no longer felt like his enemy. Malfoy felt inevitable. I was hesitant to read this because I thought their romance would be too fast, evident by the summary, but omg NO! It was absolutely perfect. Definitely worth checking out!

Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by Faith Wood (Explicit, 21k) It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that’s ever so cross. Join me for another journey as we, yet again, go through the motions of being his idiotic self. You know, I rarely ever like short fics. I’m surprised a lot of them ended up on this list, honestly! I won’t read anything under 60k if I can help it, and I couldn’t help it with faithwood. You shouldn’t either. Just go read this cute piece.

The Ties That Bind Us by Faith Wood (Explicit, 27k) An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. Another short fic. The smut though! :D

Helix by Saras_Girl (Explicit, 92k) Seven months after the end of the war, Harry is feeling lost. Fortunately, he is about to be offered an unexpected and sparkling chance to find himself again. I left the best for last; someone (I don’t remember who!) once said that Sara’s Girl comes up with the best advent fics and boy are they right. I mean, just wow! Read it for the snails.

Talk to Me by Saras_Girl (T, 15k) When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. This was the first Drarry story I read after The Heist, and (I’m looking at you @jadepresley) the reason I’m into this ship right now. So yeah, this is short but amazing and I can’t recommend it enough. Pure fluff and Harry acting like an idiot. <3

And that’s it! That is all of my 8th year recs for now. :) I probably forgot a few and will be mad at myself later. This is the link to ao3 fics with the eighth year tag that are complete, sorted by kudos. Enjoy!

[kashyyyyk]

The Return of the King (V) - Chapter 2: The Passing of the Grey Company

I’m already running behind again :’) and sometimes I don’t know why I still post these chapter updates, but I guess I’m one of those people who finishes what they start, so there ya go. even though I realize these posts are mostly for my own reference now, nor do I usually have anything of interest to say to anyone but myself :’)

“The Dead awaken; for the hour is come for the oathbreakers [...] Who shall call them from the grey twilight, the forgotten people? The heir of him to whom the oath they swore.”

in other words, this chapter was amazing and so many things happened! it starts off as a sort of mirror (from Merry’s POV) to the Pippin chapter. both plegding their allegiance to the respective kings. and both missing each other and feeling out of place and kinda useless, aww. then the focus turns to Aragorn and Éowyn (my gods don’t get me started on these two uggghh eternal heartbreak). and at the end they’re passing through the Paths of the Dead and out of them into Gondor from the south and on their way to the war. 

I don’t have to tell you that apart from Aragorn and Éowyn making me feel many feelings, my favourite part of the chapter was THE GREY COMPANY MY DARLINGS THE DÚNEDAIN RANGERS ♥♥♥! next to the Rohirrim as a whole, maybe even more so, these are my faves of all time, and so little is written about them and they weren’t in the movies, omg my man HALBARAD, and the twins and i’m just.. 

and my guy Aragorn pretty much immediately embarks upon this whole Return of the King thing, facing down Sauron through the palantír, taking it upon himself to fulfil some prophecies, leading the company and their horses though the Paths of the Dead using his will alone. hahaha I’m just one big fangirly mess at this point :’))

and aw fuck it, I do have to mention Éowyn, and how he clearly feels bad for leaving her the way he did. that line “only those who knew him well and were near to him saw the pain that he bore” just right went and broke my heart :( and yeah, he hinted to her that if he could choose where to be right now he’d be in Rivendell, but no one will ever tell me that’s not just something he says mostly as a reminder to himself, because he’s torn between Arwen and Éowyn here again, if only for a moment. i cry forever. (don’t get me wrong here, I realize full well this is a relationship that could never be, and they both end up with the people they should be with, but I’ve just always shipped them in this tragic sort of way and i have a lot of feelings don’t judge lmao :’)).

one last thing I want to mention is that I thought it a great thing the Paths of the Dead part was seen from Gimli’s POV! and the fact that the supernatural is very much present here again, not just with the ghosts of the oathbreakers but in the way Gimli describes certain scenes. like time was warped somehow, it seemed like they’d been underground for ages and when they came out of the mountains it seemed like some other world. also the stone at Erech looked “unearthly [...], as though it had fallen from the sky”. I don’t remember instances in the books before where things felt almost scifi-ish :) good stuff!

[cyborg-squid]

Ramblings #2

Ramblings #2: TAZ ending and Wheel of Time and Critical Role

i’m like really nervous about the TAZ ending because I really really don’t want it to end. i know the show won’t be over, they’ll be doing some new game or something like that after the Balance Arc is over, but i really don’t want THB’s story to end. weirdly enough, it feels a bit similar to Wheel of Time ending. when i finished it, WoT had been over for a little while and technically it had already ended and i was just finishing it, but it’s been like 3~4 months since i finished it and i’m still really emotional about it. it’ll be different with TAZ, since i’ll be having the ending alongside all the other fans and WoT holds a very different place in my heart than TAZ does (it took me like years to get through WoT and some parts of it were a slog but the parts that were good were great (it’s weird compairing it to TAZ on that level because TAZ doesn’t have very many ‘bad’ parts and pretty much every moment is baller) and it was 14 books long and occupies a whole shelf on my bookshelf but it feels very impactful to me, more than just a good piece of entertainment and it’s great that i’m affected by that at my age (19) because you always hearabout the books people read as kids being the ones that influence who they are, and also as soon as i finished it i found a bunch of great heavy/power metal songs that sound kinda like fantasy ballads or tavern songs, and also it’s over over. like, the theme of cycles and rebirth run throughout the series and each book started with the same line and it’s is so so so fucking sad to me that it ended with them saying that it’s completely done and while the cycle will continue and the wheel of time will turn, we’re not gonna see any more. and at least the TV show that hopefully will eventually come out, whether it’s good or bad, will it least help slake my hunger for any more Wheel of Time content) and this long parentheses made me lose track of the sentence but i essentially want, after the Balance Arc is over, some great heavy metal songs or tavern songs about it. 

Also, Critical Role! man, i still really like it, but the most recent episode was really fucking boring. and i thought VM’s story would have been over like 10 episodes ago uggghh. like, the characters are fine, but it feels like they’re retreading the same old ground over and over again. and everyone gets upset over a character death, but they’re never gonna die! they have always come back! and i know there’s reasons for that and the actors don’t want to let go over their favorite characters that they’ve played for years, but it makes for bad storytelling. the only moment that came close was Scanlan’s departure. IDK if it’s just Sam Riegel’s comedic genius, but Scanlan and Tary have been some of the best things in Critical Role to me recently. It might be because they were sort of new situatuons, with a departure more shocking and heartbreaking than a death, and the introduction of a new character, which changes up the group dynamic and we get to see his development and backstory firsthand rather than just hearing about it. VM has been really...unrelatable for a while (though that might just be most of the other D&D shows/campaigns feature more murder-hobo style characters rather than like actual heroes) since they started off at a high level and have only gotten higher and started off also as big well known heroes and have only gotten more popular and heroic. no offense to Liam or Vax fans, but i think he’s probably my least favorite character. my favorites are probably Scanlan and Grog, though that might be cause they tend to be more comic relief. I wasn’t a huge fan of Grog originally, because the low-intelligence barbarian feels a bit overdone, but he’s grown on me, especially after the Battle Royale where he beat pretty much everyone. I know a lot of these problems aren’t really anyones fault and are just the result of playing D&D in front of an audience (for example, them going through Elysium was really boring to me the descriptions seemed to go very long but that was necessary more for the players than for the audience) and can’t be helped, but I just really wanted to vent. I still love it, though it has been kind of preempted by TAZ at the moment

I’m dreading the TAZ finale but the Critical Role finale can’t come soon enough. I am really looking forward to their new campaign, with new characters we get to witness from the beginning, in terms of group dynamic, power level, social status, and backstory, and to see the players show off some different styles of  roleplaying and acting. On a side note, I really love half-elves but CR almost has too many half-elves. In the new campaign, I’d like to see more tieflings, dragonborn, and maybe some dwarves. And more class diversity! I know a lot of them have multiclassed, and Scanlan is a good caster, but they really need a proper spellcaster. And maybe they could try out some of the Unearthed Arcana stuff, like they did with Tary’s Artificer class. The current CR campaign feels stuck in the same ol’ same ol’ , and I feel their are a lot more possibilities in the new campaign. 

I really just fear being as emotionally hurt by the TAZ ending as I was by the WoT ending. WoT had a very happy ending, with pretty much everyone surviving (with a few very sad exceptions) and the protagonist even cheating death, but most of the sadness comes from having to leave this amazing world I eventually grew to love over the course of 14 books and not getting to see what happens next. I would have preferred to see a book set in the same world but 100 or so years in the future (like Alloy of Law but not like Legend of Korra (I couldn’t watch LoK because while we get to see the world ATLA characters made, it hurt to see some of them alive and in it while others aren’t. In Alloy of Law it’s different cause pretty much all the characters from the previous books are either dead and figures of legend and revered or are gods/demi-gods and involved in the mysteries of the Cosmere.))and just sort of see the tale of a new Dragon and see what world the WoT characters left for us. Becuase it’s whole thing is that it’s not supposed to end and the Wheel of Time will always be turning and the Light will always be fighting against the Shadow and it’s somehow both very fitting and antithetical at the same time to have an ending like that. Also I imagine that some of the WoT characters would now be Heroes of the Horn as well. The TAZ ending will also sting, even though the “show” will continue, the Balance Arc will be over and they’ll be moving on to new games. While I may not exactly miss the world of TAZ I will really miss the characters and their story. Now it might have an epilogue with a “And the all lived happily ever after” moment (which I would work for the nature and story of TAZ but for other works I would prefer an ending that fits and is thematically coherent with the rest of the narrative than one that is just “happy”, like you wouldn’t expect Game of Thrones to have a happy ending but I’ll be satisfied as long as it fits with the rest of the series) that might kind of help with the metaphorical pain. And i kind of betting that they will probably have something like that, given the nature of the show, their characters who they’re very invested, and their fanbase. actually now sort of talking it out i’m less nervous about the TAZ ending than I was when i started the post and it probably won’t hurt as much as the WoT ending and at least we’ll be getting more content afterwards. 

jesus i spent like an hour on this and it’s so fucking long wow

[themostbritishamerican]

Shadowhunters Season 2 Episode 6 Thoughts- Notes

IM SO FUCKING READY FOR THIS DATE MY MAN HOLY SHIT

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I FORGOT ABOUT SIMON AND LUKE AHHHHH!!!!

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Is one of the iron sister's Billie from Supernatural?

Badass women fighting is what I'm here for

That wall run was lit

Clary's drawing runes!

You can't find it because she created it!!!

RAPHAEL AND SIMON AHHHH

Oh god what is Raphael gonna do

CLIZZY!!!

Izzy's hair is beautiful

No, you're not all healed Izzy

Izzy's a liar and is definitely using too much

Izzy loves her back up Aldertree

Simon and Clarry queer besties

Wow wolves are such assholes to Simon like he didn't choose this life back up

Ooh Maia

Luke wtf

Wolf transformations look painful

One commercial break and no date- not even Alec

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MAGNUS THIS IS WHAT I WANTED

ALEC AHHH

MALEC THIS IS WHAT I WANT

MAGNUS CALLING ALEC ALEXANDER IS MY KINK

I FUCKING LOVE THEM

MAGNUS TELLING ALEC HE NEEDS TO TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF IS MY KINK

THEYRE IN SUCH A GOOD RELATIONSHIP

Simon and Maia- did they get together in the books?

I want them to work together to find Luke because I need them to find Luke

The outside of the iron sister's HQ looks so fake

Izzy and Clary are such a power couple

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Woah Luke has a sister?

Ooh she's a demonic impurity Clary's fucked because she's contaminated

You can fuck off Aldertree

Yeah Jace- he's such a protector I respect that

ITS THE DATE

"I'm not a drinker at all" AHHHH THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER

AHH ITS THE POOL SCENE

AHHHHHHHHH

I FUCKING LOVE THEM

AHHHH THEY'RE SO CUTE

Besties since first grade- so cute

Ha awkward- tried to kill your vampire ally's best friend's love interest

Maia and Simon are such cute friends- sharing horror stores

AHHH BACK TO THE DATE

They ARE both competitive

OMG MAGNUS IS FINDING OUT ALEC'S NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP

ALEC LOOKS SO SHY

IM SO SHOOK

MAGNUS IS SO SHOOK

THE WORLD IS SHOOK OMFG

Clary's such a stubborn bitch of course we're gonna think you had demon blood too

Omg she doesn't?! That makes no sense

Did this really have to be a wet t-shirt contest

Omg Izzy will though because of the unhealed wound on her back

I knew it

NOOO IZZY

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Poor Izzy it was her dream to be one of them

SEE I KNEW ALDERTREE WAS A LYING BITCH THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S GONNA DIE

Simon and Maia have so much in common they're really cute fuck I don't wanna ship them

Aww Maia was so scared

Her hair was cute long but I do prefer it as it is

Luke is such a nice guy he's such a dad omg

OMG THE DATE

MAGNUS IS NOT JUDGING YOU OKAY ALEC

THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU ALEC I LOVE YOU

"Until you came along" AHHHH

"You're so innocent" AHHHH

YES YOU ARE DIFFERENT HE'S NEVER BEEN WITH A SHADOWHUNTER LIKE YOU

OMG 17?! IS IT BECAUSE OF THE EMOTIONAL TRUAMA OF THEIR DEATHS

OMG 17000 HOLY SHIT

ALEC LOOKS SO SHOOK

DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO THEM ALEC

WHY DID YOU ASK ALEC

I JUST WANTED A CUTE DATE WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS

UGGGHH THEYRE SO CUTE I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY

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I really don't care about Jace and his problems

BUT FUCK ALDERTREE THIS BITCH CAN GO

Luke is not gonna kill innocents I know that

That IS Billie from Supernatural

SIMON IS STANDING IN THE WAY OMG SO BRAVE

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SIMON GIVING THIS CUTE ASS REMINISCENT SPEECH HURTS MY HEART

Really? An eavesdropping rune?

LUKE IS OKAY THANK GOD

LUKE IS SO BROKEN OMG

OMG MAGUS AND ALEC WALKED HOME

ALEC WAS QUIET NOOO

YOU TWO ARE NOT TOO DIFFERENT YOU'RE OPPOSITES AND THATS WHY YOU LOVE EACH OHER

NO ALEC DONT LEAVE

MAGNUS DONT LET HIM LEAVE

ALEC STAY

YESSSS HE STAYED

HE IS LEARNING TO NOT RUN AWAY FROM HIS PROBLEMS AND TO FACE THEM AND WORK THROUGH THEM AND IM SO PROUD OF MY BABY BOY

"I don't care how many people you've been with/ And I don't care about how many people you haven't been with" OMFG YES THIS IS SO GOOD COMMUNICATION AND ACCEPTANCE THIS IS WHAT IM HERE FOR I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

THEY KISSED OMG THIS IS WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR

THE CROPS ARE GROWING THE SKY IS BLUE LIFE IS BLESSED BY THIS KISS

JACE WHAT THE FUCK

YOU FUCKING COCKBLOCKING BITCH

UGH JACE WHY

OMG MAGNUS' ARM WAS AROUND HIS WAIST AAAHHHH FUCK ME UP

I have Jace's exact jacket omg

OMG THIS IS THE START OF THE SIMON/JACE/MAGNUS LIVING TOGETHER AHHH

Maia and Simon are cute- I don't wanna ship them but they're cute

Clary looks a bit jealous. Idk why since she hasn't ever found him interesting but okay we'll go with this

Luke is such a good dad

Izzy is telling Aldertree off yes fuck this deceitful bitch

YES IZZY DIDNT SNITCH ABOUT THE RUNE IZZY IS SUCH A LOYAL GF I LOVE HER

FUCK YOU ALDERTREE

OMG WHY DID SHE STAB HER

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

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JACE AS SIMON'S WING MAN AWWW

ALBERTO'S ABS YESSSS

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

ARE WE GETTING A MALEC SEX SCENE

HOLD IT

STOP TIME

I NEED A YEAR TO PROCESS THIS

I CANNOT

WHAT

IS LIFE REAL

I CANNOT

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE MAY GET A SEX SCENE

IF JACE FUCKS THIS UP TOO I WILL PERSONALLY KILL HIM