#U TRYNA DATE
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#mr clean#samantha#2014 hot girl#girly stuff#no messy hair so i care#ZAYUMMMMM YOU GOTTA BAE ORNAH#U TRYNA DATE#ORNAH#baldies basics
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Do you date guys without muscles?
LMAOOO 😴
b-but i like muscles 😔😔😔
#testimonials#anon#idk i'm attracted to people who like improving themselves#but i don't really date so dw LOLLL#if u tryna slide in my dms#my coochie is off limits!!!
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babe, you've barely touched your Hello Kitty™️ sushi, are you okay? you're not sick from the Hello Kitty™️ moped ride are you?
#hello kitty#pink#sanrio#shitpost#this is a perfect date tho#if you tryna get at me this is how u do it
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god i have to date an autistic person just listening to people in neurotypical relationships talk makes my head spin...
#wtf do u mean youre not gonna talk to him ever again even tho u we're totally into eachother bc he left u on read for a day bc he was busy#idk being in a queer nd relationship is js so much more#simple imo#bc most of the time we understand that ppl can js be friends regardless of gender or anything#idk how to word what im tryna say but i was listening to some neurotypical ppl around me talk abt dating nd shit and it all js seems so#pointless (like the drama part of it)#ghost talks#autism
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brö. I’ve been seeing girls from TikTok and such saying insane things like “50 places you should never take a girl on a first date” and the majority of them are very normal places like Olive Garden? or that a man should be willing to put down $300+ MINIMUM on a FIRST date?? in what world??
speaking as a grown woman, my only expectation for the first date is that the guy pays. A $4 coffee sounds like a delightful first date, as long as the guy pays.
#mobile#x#i’m not tryna to put $300 worth of pressure on a first date are u kidding me#a first date is like. we’re figuring out if we mesh. you can’t do that at the Ritz. you can’t
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u need to do a movie date wit @cowboyhorsegirl and watch cybersix together 😘 /hj
@cowboyhorsegirl U HEARD THEM WHEN DO WE START tis what the people want
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hanged man, the star, and the world!
HI FRITZ!!🦔 thanks for the ask.
The star
I'm not entirely sure, but now that I'm thinking about it, I think I did
The world
HELL NO I don't do well with that. Pull me out of bed too early and watch how useless I become. This is very much true for my everyday school life. I'm good at staying up late though, you just need to let me sleep until at least 9 am after that👍
The hanged man
Ugh I don't know and I'm sorry :( like I'm sorry for myself. I'm always so caught up on the movie itself, I never even know the names of the soundtracks and don't remember them. I bet it would be sth from Lord Of The Rings. And I like some anime openings, in case that counts for anything
The ask game in question
#i miss u but school is fucking me rn/neg and im tryna work on a portal comic strip#i hope ill have it done soon#i think i blasted out one of my best sarus to date in it heh#i hope i didn't miss too much from u but i just have limited time for browsing rn :(#have a good day<3#lore/fritz#ask#ask game#feisaru receives asks
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if wolf pack gets renewed for s2 i need cyrus to turn out to be a hunter. Please. like that's the next gen allison argent right there. slightly unhinged. family issues. clearly hiding something (something more than commiting arson as a kid i mean). he got it all. give him a horrible relationship with his mother on top and Boom that's miss allison right here. perfect plot to create a rift between harlan and him But! we can work it out baby. We Can Work It Out.
#wolf pack#cyrus nix#cant tell me he wasnt tryna murder cody out of jealousy when he and harlan werent even dating#u made out once and you want to kill the guy who looks in ur not boyfriend's direction#unhinged#also the arson mwah i love a good arsonist#classic kid of a dead firefighter core love that shit#also harlan's mom killed his dad so......do with that what u want
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hope you know that you and pretty boy are giving me life rn congrats on mashing faces <3
THANK U hello people reading my diary 👋 hes so nice i like him so much 🥺 isnt that so embarrassing
#ask#this is so sweet of u ily#i like him in a very aro way TO BE CLEAR we're not tryna date#but i like hanging out w him and kissing him and uhhh#this is very the world didn't end when i was 22 moment. for me :)#griff saga
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i can see the chemistry already . damn guys😭
#why he lookin at him like that#sorry maybe he has a naturally flirty face#im not even paying attention to what buck is saying he said WHAT#smh#hes talking bout some eddie is too comfortable n yada yada this is supposed to be getting to know u period#then take him out on a date tf😭#anyway then he says youre meant to respect ur elders#dude i dont think ur that much older than eddie if u even are#anyway eddie is just like. not sayin anything n whatever and what im tryna get at is that hes like gym sweaty and biting his lip n its#pissing me off already and im like not even there ough#pissing me off n the hes hot kinda way
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"Everybody wants to be a good person, nobody wants to admit they don't know what that means."
#when u get so bored of everyone tryna date everyone that u start being philosophical out loud#everyone blame vaggie's bingo card for making her think#Queen of the beasts | IC
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i just woke up from a dream where mark was my bf how do i go on living like normal after this 😭😭😭😭
#i think i was like. at some sort of nct nation rehearsal and i was just listening to his parts#anton for some reason came up beside me and was like singing along and i was like omg thats so good!!! u rock!!#then hendery asked me what i was talking about bc from where he was standing he couldnt see anton so i explained it to him#i said anton rocks omg!!!! then he agreed then anton got all shy then we all ordered food (?)#WHICH WAS BURGER KING BUT LIKE ON A MEAL PLATE AND ALSO W WASABI???? anyways#mark discreetly showed up along w some of the other members and while they were all talking he came up to me tryna be all lowkey#but then i made grabby hands and kissy faces at him and he came closer so i could smooch his cheek 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭im gonna kms.#anyways. i kissed his cheek and while we were hugging he whispered smth abt asking a staff to drop me off at his house#or the other way around i cant rmbr it but i got all happy n excited bc i'd be seeing him again later#n we were like. just in a big love bubble it was so cute :( then fucking hendery and anton saw us and were like WHAT ARE Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT#we just giggled and said NOTHING MIND YOUR BUSINESS and then mark gave them his credit card to distract them like 😭😭😭 some rich men r ok#n then he went away and they started fighting over who got the card and what they should buy with it#and hendery was doing a silly dance to make me laugh and try to convince me to be on his side n say anton should give him the card it was SO#CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE WHOLE ENTIRE DREAM IT WAS JUST SO CUTE I CANT IM VONNA DIE#screaming crying throwing up etc pls God make this a realityyyy i wanna date mark and have fun w the neos and neo-adjacent 😔#mari.txt#dreams
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i was so nervous that i hadnt actually moved on from my ex, that i was moving too fast etc. anyway my friend broke up w her bf YESTERDAY and TODAY has a date lined up. girl...
#like GIRL HOW?#he cheated on her lmfao#never liked him#so worried for her#like i know exactly what is going to happen#shes gonna find some guy that makes a good amount of cash#move in w him#and try to work as little as possible and leech off of him#thats what her mum does its what she did w her ex its what she wants to do w her future partners#shes like his money is our money and my money is my money#girl in this day and age?#no wonder youre in an awful pisition w ur ex you refuse to support yourself and expect everyone to take care of u#the more i think abt her behaviour and perspective on shit the more i grt the feeling that she'll be in a group home when shes carer#which isnt exactly a bad thing i mean more that itll be out of her control and not a choice#and i know she wouldnt want that#idk my heart hurts for her but you cant help ppl who dont want to be helped or who dont want to do aby work#like im sorry youre an adult unfortunately you do have to do some shit for yourself yk#i can only support you from where i am so much#me and my bf r tryna support her to hopefully get her to break the cycle but i dont think she will#like shes already got a date like cmon#damn
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#cryptic ramblings#in the tags#dating app diary#(only tangentially tho)#just thinkin (again) abt how my stupid brain or heart or whichever wont let me enjoy dating apps bc of a) my dumb crush on a celeb and b) th#*the fact that its through an app and w the intention of dating 🥲#the first thing is dumb as is n i dont need to get into tht bc i already have several times (iykyk) but the SECOND.......#its like. i need to meet someone organically n without the context of 'im tryna date u so OF COURSE im gonna act x way to get u interested'#ykwim?? like i needa see them as a Person an Individual before my brain'll let me develop feelings like tht#n SOMETIMES ill meet someone on an app n we'll click but like!!! on a platonic level!! n then its like 'oh. yesh#*'yeah idk abt a romantic relationship here'#n i feel like thats how SO MANY of my romantic endeavors go: i have a crush on someone im friendly w n they only see me as a 'good friend'#or even 'like a sister/sibling' so its like 🧍🏽♀️ aight#anyways ive been off my dating apps for a while n not actively looking for anything (bc my Crush) but im also like. at what point do i try#to move beyond/past that 🧍🏽♀️ when do i say 'aight... thats unlikely... gotta move on...' (bc ik ill move on if/when celebcrush dates#(someone. or at least if he goes public w that info ofc.) but idk im a little weirdo n my heart wont let me let tht go so easy yk?#hence me being off dating apps#(also tht One Encounter had me wanna take a step back anyways. if anyone remembers That.)#idkkkkkkkk
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#kinda wanna know if w*ll has any intentions or if he’s just bored and tryna play in my face but ugh#it’s long#like how many time are we gonna do this?#are we gonna just fuck#are we gonna date#like what do u want#update: he was just bored
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Trying to put a ring on it but also terrified for the funniest reason possible honestly
#So I came out to this guy a while ago so he knows I'm ace and ??? On the gender#And like just being normal and thinking about broaching the dating topic because by God I want him for a boyfriend#Anyway scared he'll think im like religious and saving myself for marriage#Honestly it's the funniest thing I'm afraid of#Like bro no I wanna sell what ur buying I want u to keep coming back for more im tryna lock it down#I dont just fuck like that. It could happen but not that fast lmao#To be fair he wants it so bad. I would think its funny if that didn't seem demeaning#I am hot. I am all the mysteries in creation. He can absolutely observe me in my natural habitat
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