#Trust you guys
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the-real-agatha-harkness · 3 months ago
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DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND??
I WANNA BE YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!
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sweetnnaivete · 6 months ago
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rip jess mariano you would've loved me
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fastleopard1521 · 8 months ago
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hey you know kal? i never connected le dots oop
know them? I adopted them 😈😈
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amanjinka · 1 year ago
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Movement One
(A/N: The prelude and first movement took me 20 days to finish [I used to be able to write 2k words in less than a week] Absolutely wild from start to finish, had both a lockdown due to a potential bomb and a shooting threat at my school. Hope everyone has fun.)
The first week back in school was pretty average for me. Even though we started on the 6th, nothing happened until the 11th. That was the day of that big subway crash.
I remember I couldn’t sleep very well the night before, so I got up early to get ready. That was also the day that I emailed my boss to make sure my work schedule got changed.
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“Thank you very much in advance,it was a pleasure to speak with you, [l/n] [y/n].”
After a quick read through, [y/n] rubbed the sleep out of her eyes and hit the enter key to send off her email. She pushed back from her simple desk and stood up, stretching deeply to further wake herself up. 
After quickly shutting the lid of her laptop, she crossed her room to don her school’s uniform and prepare for the day. ‘Did Hanabi ever bring back those nail gems of mine?’ She wondered, inspecting her faded manicure as she slipped on her ivory coloured socks.
For a brief minute, she debated styling her hair differently from normal, but after a failed attempt or two, she sighed and fell back on her usual look. A couple more layers, a bit of mascara and a spritz of perfume later and she was all ready to head out. Luckily, the walk from dorm to school building wasn’t intensive, and the mid-spring breeze kept her from feeling the slight discomfort of her new shoes as they rubbed up against her ankle. Less than five minutes later, she stood in front of the front entrance to Kosei High School. 
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It was only a few minutes into the first class of the week and already [y/n]’s phone was being bombarded by chats from her friends. Quietly, she slipped her phone out of her bag and began to read up on all she had missed. 
☆Momo 7.57 - There’s a criminal in my class this year. 😶
☆Hanabi 8.01 - ?? WDYM 
☆Momo 8.01 - I mean theres a kid with a criminal record who’s gonna transfer to Shujin this semester. 
☆Momo 8.01 - That’s what I heard at least but he hasn’t showed up yet so I wonder if Mishima was just trying to scare us lol.
☆Yuna 8.01 - You have Mishima in your class? And the transfer student???
☆Momo 8.02 - Yeah, he looks like he went to hell yesterday. What’s going on in your guys’ practices???
☆Yuna 8.02 - He just sucks lmao. Gets hit all the time.
☆Hanabi 8.03 - Which one was Mishima again? Did we see him at the tournaments last year?
☆Yuna 8.03 - He’s the kid with the short dark hair. He never got to play so you probably never saw him. Not like you went to watch the boys match anyway. 
☆Momo 8.03 - Yeah he was at the tournaments.
☆Hanabi 8.04 - He didn’t go to middle school with us, did he??
☆Momo 8.04 - Nah, I think he went to one in a different district. 
☆Yuna 8.04 - Thankfully!
☆Momo 8.05 - Thankfully?
☆Yuna 8.05 - Hes a total kiss ass.
☆Hanabi 8.05 - Yuck.
☆Momo 8.05 - Oh yeah..
☆Yuna 8.06 - I stayed up way too late last night, about to pass out in homeroom.
☆Hanabi 8.06 - Teacher is here, one sec.
☆Yuna 8.09 - Did [y/n] fall into a pit on her way to school or something? How come she hasnt said anything..
☆Hanabi 8.10 - Lol she’s probably just actually paying attention.
☆Momo 8.10 - Omg speaking of [y/n] I still need to send her the dates for the concert lol.
☆Yuna 8.11 - Why didn’t she just ask the director?
☆Momo 8.12 - 🤷‍♀️
☆Momo 8.13 - Is Shiho in class today? I meant to ask her about her birthday plans but didn’t see her this morning. ☹️
☆Yuna 8.13 - Nah, she’s out today for a funeral. 
☆Momo 8.13 - Oh. My bad... Well I’ll text her later then.
☆[y/n] 8.20 → ☆Momo [🤷‍♀️] - I don’t know the director’s email address.
☆Momo 8.21 - It was on the sign up sheet and the like every other paper we’ve gotten.
☆[y/n] 8.21 - I don’t have any of those with me, they’re at my mom’s house.
☆Momo 8.21 - then text your mom??
☆[y/n] 8.22 - :( 
☆Momo 8.22 - Whatever. It’s the 28th, 29th, and 30th of April.
☆[y/n] 8.23 - Thank you Momo, I love you <33
“[l/n] [y/n]?” A male voice rang out from beyond [y/n]’s screen. She quickly jolted in her seat, shoving her phone into her desk and looking up to acknowledge her teacher.
“I’m sorry, I don’t know what you said,” [y/n] said, her voice fading as her embarrassment set in.
“I can tell,” He responded, crossing his arms. “I just asked if you could could tell me what it is called when we do geometric calculations on a non-flat surface. ”
“That’s non-euclidean, I think..” She whispered. 
“Yes. Thank you very much Miss [l/n]. It would do you good to turn off your phone before class starts next time so you could answer the first time I ask,” he reprimanded, then turned to move away from her desk and back to the front of the room. 
Shifting down further into her seat, [y/n] focused her gaze to her legs so her peers would not see how red in the face she was. What a great start to the day…
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“[y/n] are you working this weekend?” Hanabi asked as the two walked the halls during lunch time. 
“Yeah but I’m going to be Sundays only for the first couple weeks back,” [y/n] responded then took a quick sip of her drink.
“So you're free Friday afternoon? Cause I was thinking we could go and get our nails done professionally instead of just doing them ourselves."
"I have rehearsal right after school but I'd be free after 17."
"The salon I looked at closes at 20 so we're totally fine,” Hanabi smiled,”It’s only like a 7 minute walk from the station so I’ll just wait for you there.”
After a short silence, [y/n] sighed,“I’m so not ready for that performance.”
“Momo said there was gonna three nights of it, is that for real?”
“Yeah, I’m really not looking forward to it.”
“My brothers going to be back in town pretty soon so I might take him to watch you two.”
“You’d be better off watching a bunch of crickets hop around. It would probably be more to your liking anyway.”
“Yeah well the more you say that the more I want to go.”
“Aww Hanabi, come on!”
“Oh what’s that? Is the bell ringing? Well I guess i’ll get a head start and order my tickets on the way to class! See you [y/n]!”
All I could do was sigh and head back to my class. That concert ended up pretty good, but it was overshadowed by all that stuff with Mister Kamoshida.
The rest of that day was pretty uneventful. I just met all of my teachers and walked back to my dorm after school ended. Hanabi wanted me to run over to the store with her, but I was still pretty tired so I skipped out on it. 
After changing into a more comfortable outfit, [y/n] fell down onto the edge of her mattress and laid her head back as she let her body sink into the soft blankets and comforting scents. Her eyes fluttered shut for a moment, before a loud and obnoxious buzz reverberated throughout her body.
Groaning, she turned over and pulled out her phone, turned it to silent then skimmed through the notifications.
“Detective Prince Akechi on Mental Shutdowns: ‘It could happen to anyone’”
“Everything to know before watching ‘The Cake Knight Rises’”
“4 dead in subway accident, more injured. Driver comatose.”
Hah…
None of it was interesting in the slightest. 
Clear, clear, and clear!
Finally, [y/n] opened up her messages and scrolled up to check just how much she had missed after the morning.
☆Momo 13.12 - He’s real.
☆Momo 13.13 - Transfer student came in after lunch, hes honestly kind of scary looking. Like disheveled almost. He didn’t even introduce himself either.
☆Yuna 13.14 - Kizana said she saw him come into the school with Sakamato. He still hasn’t showed up to class though so maybe he’s getting chewed out.
☆Momo 13.14 - Oh so he really is a delinquent. You think they were up to something or what?
☆Yuna 13.14 - No clue, but she said the same stuff you did. Told me he looked like he was gonna snap at any moment. 
☆Momo 13.15 - 😗
☆Yuna 13.15 - stop that.
☆Momo 13.15 - 🎱
☆Yuna 13.15 - About to come over to your class and tell your teacher to kick you out. 
☆Momo 13.16 - 😱
☆Hanabi 15.36 → ☆Momo[He’s real.] - Did you ever find out what he did? 
☆Momo 15.45 - Only rumours.
☆Hanabi 15.46 - boo.
☆Momo 15.46 - Not like hes just gonna show up and say “Hi, I’m your new classmate, I’m on probation for armed robbery” or something.
☆Hanabi 15.47 - I wouldve.
☆Momo 15.47 - Sure.
☆Hanabi 15.53 - They’re all out of the good brand of rice crackers.
☆Hanabi 16.04 - Hey @[y/n] do you want me to get some of your [favorite drink UwU]? They have your flavor here.
☆[y/n] 16.07 - yes please 
☆Hanabi 16.08 - Alright. It’s buy two get one so I got a new type too.
☆[y/n] 16.08 - You’re my number one Hanabi. Forever and always baby <3
☆Hanabi 16.09 - So you’ll pay for the nail salon?
☆[y/n] 16.09 - I can if you really want me to.
☆Hanabi 16.09 - <3
☆Momo 16.10 - Thought I was your number one forever and alwats 😞
☆[y/n] 16.10 - Alwats.
☆Hanabi 16.10 - Alwats
☆Momo 16.11 - Alright what if I died in a plane crash tomorrow and that was the last thing you ever said to me.
☆Hanabi 16.11 - Then I’d be [y/n]’s number one forever and always for true and real and always and alwats
☆Momo 16.12 - Okay then bye I’m going to go die. [y/n] I will always love you, not Hanabi though she’s my enemy.
☆Hanabi 16.12 - Absolutely.
☆[y/n] 16.17 - I’m going to go do my homework you guys. 
☆Momo 16.17 - Loser.
☆Hanabi 16.17 - booo.
The rest of that week went by really quickly. I didn’t do anything out of the ordinary really. I did my best in class, did my best in practice, did my best to talk to the people around me. It felt like the year was going to be really uneventful to be honest, but all I really had to do was wait until that friday and everything really kicked off.
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danlous · 28 days ago
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Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this
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chongoblog · 5 months ago
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Man, I’m glad Gravity Falls is getting this resurgence.
I still miss it
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s0up1ta · 5 months ago
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"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"
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"... that's not important."
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mynnthia · 8 months ago
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was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.
to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:
kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#kabru#kabru already added laios as a discord friend. everyone else in the server can see laios excitedly asking kabru to go with him#what would You even Do in this situation. how would YOU feel?#basically: kabru isnt a laios-hater! hes just in shock bc Thats His Trauma. the key part is kabru still says yes#bc he wants to get to know laios. to understand why laios would be so fascinated by something horrific to him#and ALSO bc even while in shock kabru can still tell laios has unique expertise + knowledge that Could be used for Good#even if kabru doesnt fully trust laios yet (bc kabru just started talking to the guy 2 hours ago. they barely know each other)#kabru also understands that getting to know ppl (esp laios) means having to get to know their passions. even if it triggers his trauma here#but thats too much to fit in this metaphor/analogy. this is NOT an AU! its not supposed to cover everything abt kabru or laios' character!#its a self-contained metaphor written Specifically to be more easily relatable+thus easy to understand for general ppl online#(ie. assumed discord users. hence why i said (a non-specific) 'discord server' and not something specific like 'car repair subreddit')#its for ppl who mightve not fully grasped kabru's character+intentions and think hes being mean/'chaotic'/murderous.#to place ppl in kabru's shoes in an emotionally similar situation thats more possible/grounded in irl experiences and contexts.#and also for the movie punchline#mynn.txt#dm text#crossposting my tweets onto here since my friends suggested so
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itsbasil · 9 months ago
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this literally never stops being funny like dog they made starship troopers with the Baby's First Satire cranked up to 11 and these people are still fucking dumbfounded that the creators don't share their politics
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artist-rat · 2 months ago
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some epilogue vibes (an excuse to draw some hugs. and my durge so many times)
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starcurtain · 9 months ago
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Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.
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chiptrillino-art · 5 months ago
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continuing with the whole... cleaning up and posting old sketches from the beginning of this year
you may also like: zuko, sokka, ty lee, the SEA (khmer) and japan inspired ones are based on @ranilla-bean fic the iconoclast.
(i think its the last one i have)
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cammy-mcspammy · 4 months ago
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My interpretation on how human bill came to be, ig? (ALSO SORRY, I MEANT DD&MD.. or idk how to abbreviate it)
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roe-oo · 5 months ago
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office springtime 🌱🌱🌱
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ayertrinity · 7 months ago
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daisybell-on-a-carousel · 1 month ago
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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest
Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here
Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭
It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony
#the final confrontation was basically his first death again#and YES he Does want the Joker dead#and it would've been really really nice if Batman was the one who did it#but when batman made it clear he wouldn't kill the joker. Jason easily switched to saying “LET me kill the joker” to accommodate#because he Wanted batman to pass his test#he gave a test to dick too. and technically tim but it wasnt the family test it was a different one so it doesnt rly count#AFTER utrh and the reveal and the batarang you can go hog wild about it. i care less about it then#granted i do believe they make jason more scared of the joker after it at some point#i guess because hes a bit too willing to kill the joker and ive heard jason wasnt meant to live after utrh#my watsonian explain for that is he was so fixated on his plan he cpuld override his fear. or maybe the pit. either work#i prefer the fixation bc i dont like the explanation that the pit was the /only/ reason he could get all plan together and done#BUT THATS UNRELATED!!!#dc stop putting the joker in jason stories im begging you please please please. lock him in a vault for the next 20 years or something#it Cpuld be good and i understand. but also. after so long of people that dont know or go for jasons need for family and parents#that love him and he can trust#the joker starts to feel like?? hm. words. a cop out? oh haha its that guy that killed him woagh hes here#i bet you dont even know that jaybin got beat until unconsciousness by an angry mob#while asking batman to save him only for batman to have to walk away#anwya. where was i going with this#i think i got off topic#jason todd#dc comics#batman#ADDED AN EDIT. SORRY. this post has been haunting me it keeps me awake. what if people misunderstand#they cant read my tags where i ramble more depth. thisbis the only option#EDIT EDIT: hiii#removed the sentence abt jason having the joker for several days bc i misremembered some things#go read its-your-mind 's addition instead also#ok no more i wont edit this post anymore i promise
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