#Trump got shot at
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BREAKING 🚨 NEWS 🗞️ AMERICA’S 🦅 ANGELS 😇 DADDY 🍊 TRUMP 🍊 GOT CUM SHOT 🔫 IN THE EAR 👂🏻 AN ATTEMPTED ASS-ASSIN 🍑 BLEW HIS LOAD EARLY ⏰ 💧 TRUMP DRIPPING 💦 WET WITH PATRIOTISM 🩸🦅 DADDY CONQUERED A NEW HOLE 🆕 🕳️ SEND TO TEN FRIENDS 💜 IF YOU GET ONE BACK(SHOT) 🍑🔫 YOU’RE A LONE WOLF SLEEPY JOE 🐺 TWO BACK 🤞👌AND YOU’RE ON THE ASSY KNOLL 🚗 🤡 GET TEN BACK 🍑🔫 AND YOU GIVE MINDBLOWING HEAD 🤯💥
#TRUMP GOT SHOT AT#TRUMP GOT EFFING SHOT AT#AND THEY MISSED#copypasta#pedantics#<so I can find it again
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TRUMP WAS FUCKING SHOT AT HOLY SHIT
I’ve already seen people debating on the fact that it might be staged and with what they’re pointing out it makes sense
This also means America is screwed…
Trump is gonna use this for sure and without a doubt he’s probably gonna win because of it… unfortunately…
If it was staged I feel bad for the poor people that went to the rally…
Trump also tried to say smth about fighting too I think, what with the whole raised fist and shit
God I hate it here…
#billygoat talks#Trump got shot at#Tw shooting#tw gun#tw violence#politics#us politics#american politics
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They MISSED god damn it
looks like someone was nostalgic for the 60s lmaooooo
#politics#us politics#lgbt#lgbtqia#lgbtq+#lgbtq#queer#trans rights#assassination attempt#they missed#trump got shot at#work on your aim
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LMAO
TRUMP GOT SHOT AT
(too bad it missed)
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... next time, dont fucking miss
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so. which one of you did it.
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I think Trump getting shot is really bad. Unless the shooter was a right wing lunatic who thought that Trump was too Liberal, it's going to drive Trump's supporters completely feral. They're going to take it out on the left. If Trump wins the election it will be a catastrophe.
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The funniest thing just happened
They just don’t assassinate politicians like they used to anymore
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How I found out about trump getting shot
#donald trump#us politics#its like getting ur news from a destiel meme. but kinda worse. when you see the top of a destiel meme u expect to hear something insane.#not in the ao3 tags though.#truly a *teleports behind you* moment#imagine trump as an ao3 author like ��sorry for the slow updates. i got shot :((! enjoy the food anyways#thanks ao3 author#archive of our own#trump#ao3#history#archiveofourown#fanfiction#joe biden#politics#funny
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a swing and a miss (unfortunate)
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it was stuck in my head
#utmv#undertale#undertale au#dust sans#killer sans#horror sans#nightmare sans#dream sans#ink sans#bad sanses#murder time trio#nightmares goons saves him#trump#trump got shot#so did nightmare i guess#dream vs nightmare#who wins#star sanses i guess#attempted assassination
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better luck next time, bud
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he wouldnt have missed
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Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him.
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Guys….
Heheheh
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