#Trump got shot at
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pedantichoe · 5 months ago
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BREAKING 🚨 NEWS 🗞️ AMERICA’S 🦅 ANGELS 😇 DADDY 🍊 TRUMP 🍊 GOT CUM SHOT 🔫 IN THE EAR 👂🏻 AN ATTEMPTED ASS-ASSIN 🍑 BLEW HIS LOAD EARLY ⏰ 💧 TRUMP DRIPPING 💦 WET WITH PATRIOTISM 🩸🦅 DADDY CONQUERED A NEW HOLE 🆕 🕳️ SEND TO TEN FRIENDS 💜 IF YOU GET ONE BACK(SHOT) 🍑🔫 YOU’RE A LONE WOLF SLEEPY JOE 🐺 TWO BACK 🤞👌AND YOU’RE ON THE ASSY KNOLL 🚗 🤡 GET TEN BACK 🍑🔫 AND YOU GIVE MINDBLOWING HEAD 🤯💥
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billygoat26 · 5 months ago
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TRUMP WAS FUCKING SHOT AT HOLY SHIT
I’ve already seen people debating on the fact that it might be staged and with what they’re pointing out it makes sense
This also means America is screwed…
Trump is gonna use this for sure and without a doubt he’s probably gonna win because of it… unfortunately…
If it was staged I feel bad for the poor people that went to the rally…
Trump also tried to say smth about fighting too I think, what with the whole raised fist and shit
God I hate it here…
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itsbansheebitch · 5 months ago
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They MISSED god damn it
looks like someone was nostalgic for the 60s lmaooooo
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mxxnmxxn9875 · 5 months ago
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LMAO
TRUMP GOT SHOT AT
(too bad it missed)
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violottie · 5 months ago
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... next time, dont fucking miss
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anqelhours · 5 months ago
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so. which one of you did it.
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imic-pronounced-immick · 5 months ago
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I think Trump getting shot is really bad. Unless the shooter was a right wing lunatic who thought that Trump was too Liberal, it's going to drive Trump's supporters completely feral. They're going to take it out on the left. If Trump wins the election it will be a catastrophe.
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the-butt-hut · 5 months ago
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The funniest thing just happened
They just don’t assassinate politicians like they used to anymore
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dyke-ass-fujoshi · 5 months ago
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How I found out about trump getting shot
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unproblematicgaymer · 5 months ago
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a swing and a miss (unfortunate)
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loxleyo7 · 5 months ago
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it was stuck in my head
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june-egbert-official · 5 months ago
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better luck next time, bud
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amygdalae · 5 months ago
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Next time some1 with better aim do it please
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noriyucko · 5 months ago
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he wouldnt have missed
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omgthatdress · 5 months ago
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Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him.
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tinyattack09 · 5 months ago
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Guys….
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Heheheh
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