#Trump got shot at

[pedantichoe]

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[billygoat26]

TRUMP WAS FUCKING SHOT AT HOLY SHIT

I’ve already seen people debating on the fact that it might be staged and with what they’re pointing out it makes sense

This also means America is screwed…

Trump is gonna use this for sure and without a doubt he’s probably gonna win because of it… unfortunately…

If it was staged I feel bad for the poor people that went to the rally…

Trump also tried to say smth about fighting too I think, what with the whole raised fist and shit

God I hate it here…

[itsbansheebitch]

They MISSED god damn it

looks like someone was nostalgic for the 60s lmaooooo

[mxxnmxxn9875]

LMAO

TRUMP GOT SHOT AT

(too bad it missed)

[violottie]

... next time, dont fucking miss

[anqelhours]

so. which one of you did it.

[imic-pronounced-immick]

I think Trump getting shot is really bad. Unless the shooter was a right wing lunatic who thought that Trump was too Liberal, it's going to drive Trump's supporters completely feral. They're going to take it out on the left. If Trump wins the election it will be a catastrophe.

[the-butt-hut]

The funniest thing just happened

They just don’t assassinate politicians like they used to anymore

[proletariat-of-sex]

How I found out about trump getting shot

[unproblematicgaymer]

a swing and a miss (unfortunate)

[antivoiid]

it was stuck in my head

[june-egbert-official]

better luck next time, bud

[amygdalae]

Next time some1 with better aim do it please

[nathaniacolver]

i feel like tumblr NEEDS to know about Dr. Ally Louks, and the term "Olfactory Ethics"

(long post incoming)

storytime/timeline:

on november 27, 2024, an excited English Literature PhD recipient posted a picture of herself with her thesis, titled:

"Olfactory Ethics: The Politics of Smell in Modern and Contemporary Prose"

as you can see (on the bottom row, above), the tweet has been viewed over 119 MILLION times, and has received over 250k likes. unfortunately, within days (most of the replies dating december 1st), she had garnered what seems like every possible insecure man with a twitter account to post their vitriol and rage concerning the fact that a woman is clearly more well-researched than them. regardless, she tanked it ALL with kindness and with a smile:

AND I MEAN VITRIOL (queen of making boundaries clear):

(inserting reading break for the timeline's space's sake):

here's her abstract:

and in case the abstract wasn't clear, she has since (date: december 16th) taken the time to re-summarize her thesis for the layman (yes that is a link! click it! 3min read!)

she has repeatedly shown just the perfect amount of kindness and understanding for those who are simply Not Comprehending (mostly december 1st):

(the chatGPT hate in the next one is my favorite:)

has upheld an incredibly high moral standard of how she interacts with the situation (december 2nd):

ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS: regardless of this crap, she made it clear that as a professor, her FIRST priority at the end of the semester would be taking care of them (december 3rd)

(CAN SHE GET MORE BASEDDDDDDDDDD)

she stays both 1) educating the masses, and 2) engaging with pop culture as much as a normal person would (december 9th-17th):

she also supports a free palestine (WHO IS SURPRISED. NOT ME.) ((december 15th))

here's the BEST FREAKING THING ABOUT THIS. since this all has happened, RANDOM TWITTER USERS, UNKNOWINGLY, have REPEATEDLY proven her thesis to be true,

again,

and again,

AND AGAIN.

EVEN CARDI B DO YOU HEAR MEEEEEEEE

COMBATING MISOGYNOIR WITH HER OWN BARE HANDSSSSS

oh she knows she's mother

here's some more she never saw/commented on (INCLUDING SOME FROM TODAY. IT IS STILL GOING ON. EVERY SINGLE DAY LIKE CLOCKWORK SOMEONE POSTS SOMETHING THAT PROVES HER POINTS ABOUT OLFACTORY ETHICS):

THE WICKED MOVIE REFERENCE HELLO

apparently, OTHER academics are mad at her for being so famous and influential, but she stays unbothered (december 16th, and TODAY, december 19th):

and she's partially getting her post-doc on how people's sense of smell has been altered (december 1st):

and the best part is!

all of these screenshots i've collected are only a SAMPLE, illustrating dr. louks' indomitably kind and ethical character.

anyway. i want ALL of y'all to start saying, out loud, "olfactory ethics", or even better, "dr. louks was RIGHT" (something something women's names are erased something) every time you see something that plays into her thesis. never let her influence die. THINK THROUGH what you're REALLY saying when you comment on the smell of something, or how your perception has been shaped by society. USE THIS PHOTO IF YOU HAVE TO:

follow her on twitter (@DrAllyLouks) or bluesky (idk her handle, if someone tells me i'll edit it in)

AND SAY HER NAME!! DR. ALLY LOUKS

[noriyucko]

he wouldnt have missed

[omgthatdress]

Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him.