#Troy Dyer x Reader

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ok but which Ethan character would faint in the delivery room

I love this 😆👌

I would say...in no particular order...

Russell Millings - would desperately try to hold your hand the entire time. You would end up soothing him more than him soothing you. Would faint the first time you push.

Troy Dyer - would definitely play all tough, but the second you scream in pain he's hitting the ground. Something that you tease him for.

Ernst Toller - is a big ball of nerves practically your entire pregnancy and nearly faints when your water breaks. He keeps it together when you squeeze his hand and when you scream and cry. It's when the baby is out and wrapped up and he turns to see the nurses cleaning you up, seeing you weak and pale and limp, that he crumples to the floor.

Ray Harris - stressed to the max. Holds it together pretty well, although the nurses nearly smack him with how much he practically crawls into bed with you to try and calm you, but when he sees his baby for the first time he faints instantaneously.

[littleredmuneca]

Just finished reality bites and let me tell you, Troy Dyer can ✨play fight✨ me any day of the week 🥰

Like LOOK AT THIS

JUST LOOK AT HIM GO

Cocky motherfucker 😏

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Happy Birthday, Ethan Hawke

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YOU ARE TOO SWEET!!! 😭💙😭💙

To my lovely followers who like Ethan Hawke! I wanted to do a shout out to three of my good friends who also write for his characters- please check them out, they are so talented.

@wayward-persephone - she does content for a plethora of Ethan Characters as well as some slashers on her main blog @lovely-cryptid

@mandowifey- For the love of god if you like Ray Harris go read her (so far) two part series about him…but grab an extra pair of panties. She has other Ethan content as well🤍

@dancingisdangerouss - last but NOT least…Penny. If you are looking for a depraved but deeply talented long fic writer…look no further. She has her work on Ao3, but you can navigate through her blog!

I shouldnt have to say this but please be respectful and kind to these writers and to any writer you come across on here…they are people and have lives so please don’t hound them for new content🤍

Much love!!!

-Nora

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Our tournament conestants

Akira Kurusu and Goro Akechi from Persona 5 Royal

Alix from Miraculous Ladybug

Allison and Patti from Kevin Can F**k himself

Anna and Marnie from When Marnie was There

baron draxum and master splinter   rise of the tmnt 2018

Batman and Joker/ Bruce and John Doe from Batman Telltale

Beca and Chloe from Pitch Perfect

Beca from Pitch Perfect

Betty and Veronica from Riverdale

Blitzen and Hearthstone from Magnus Chase

Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr (aka Professor X and Magneto) from anything X-Men

Cory and Naveed from Ackley Bridge

Dani Ramos and Grace from Terminator Dark Fate

Darling Charming and Apple White from Ever After High

Dean Winchester

Destiel

Drs House & Wilson from House MD

emma woods/emily dyer from identity v

Faberry from glee!(Rachel Berry + Quinn Fabray)

Fuffy, faith and buffy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Finn and Poe from Star Wars

Firestar and Greystripe from Warriors

foot clan lieutenant and brute  rise of the tmnt 2018  

Ginji Amano & Ban Midou from GetBackers

goro majima and kazuma kiryu -   Yakuza/Ryu Ga Gotoku

Grif and Simmons from Red vs. Blue

H.G. Wells and Myka Bering from Warehouse 13

Hikaru Sulu from Star Trek Beyond

Jade and Bella from Rainbow High

Jade and Tori (Victorious)

Jane Rizzoli and Maura Isles from Rizzoli&Isles TV series

Janis from Mean Girls

Jess/Jules from Bend It Like Beckham

Juleka and Rose from Miraculous Ladybug

Kaoru Nishimi and Sentarou Kawabuchi from Kids on the Slope (Sakamichi no Apollon)

kanji/naoto from persona 4

keith and lance from voltron

Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk from Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint

klavier and apollo from ace attorney

L and Light from Death Note

Legoshi and Louis from Beastars

leo and adam from tatort saarbrücken

lightcannon, Jinx and Lux from league of legends

Loki from The Loki show

marc and nathaniel from miraculous

Masumi Itachi from blue flag

Matsuoka rin and haru from Free!

Max from Miraculous Ladybug

Mel and Naomi from Vermonia

merthur (merlin and Arthur from the BBC show merlin

Milo and Bisco from Sabikui Bisco

Mobius and Loki from the Loki show

narumitsu - Ace Attorney

Naruto and Sasuke

Newt and Hermann from Pacific Rim

Nina and Lily from the movie Black Swan

Peggy Carter & Angie Martinelli from Agent Carter

Ravenpaw and Barely from warrior cats

Raya & Namaari from Raya and the Last Dragon

rei and nagisa   from Free!

Sam and Bucky from The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

Sherlock and John Watson from BBC Sherlock

Sherlock and Moriarty from BBC Sherlock

Shiro and Adam from voltron

sophie and agatha from The School of Good and Evil

Spirk (Spock and Kirk) from Star Trek  the reboot movies

Sterek  (Stiles and Derek from Teen Wolf)

Steve and Bucky from Captain America

Steve McGarrett and Danny Williams from Hawaii 5-0 (the 2010 version)

stiles stilinski from teen wolf

Supercorp! Lena and Kara from Supergirl!

Superman and Batman from the DCEU

SwanQueen (Regina Mills/Emma Swan from Once Upon a Time)

Sylvie from Loki

Thiel and Boerne from Tatort Münster

Thomas & Newt from the maze runner

troy barnes and abed nadir from community

wednesday and enid from wednesday

yu/yosuke from persona 4

Zari and Charlie from Legends of Tomorrow

Zoro and sanji - one piece

IT CURRENTLY LOOK SLIKE PRELIMINARIES ARE WINNING THE CURRENT POLL. This would mean that there will be randomised polls of two or three ships battling it out for one of the 32 spots on our tournament

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NSFW Alphabet List

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex):

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s):

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically):

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs):

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?):

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying):

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.):

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.):

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect):

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon):

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks):

L = Location (favorite places to do the do):

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going):

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs):

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.):

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.):

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.):

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.):

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?):

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?):

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease):

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.):

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character):

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes):

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?):

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards):

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You've probably already asked this before, but which of the E characters would use their size and strength to pin their s/o to any preferred surface? 👀

In no paricular order...

Albert Shaw/The Grabber 

It's a dominance thing with him for sure. Would want to see you struggle against him as manhandles you.

King Aurvandil 

 Not only a dominance thing, but would absolutely be a kink for him. Would show off his strength as a warrior and a King and would get him hard every single time without fail.

Everett Lewis 

 Would be an almost every day occurrence tbh. Would always use his strength against you because he’s naturally a very domineering person.

Troy Dyer 

It would be in the playful "I'm bigger/stronger than you just try to escape 😉" teasing way

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This...with Arthur, Ernst, Russell, and maybe Ray? (probably more of them too, but my mind is too clouded by dreaminess to think of names)💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

This is ADORABLE

I can also see Troy Dyer and Ellison Oswalt doing this 🥰

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Absolutely random, but which characters would go skinny dipping with you in cold water and then move straight to a hot tub/spring for some Jacuzzi sex? (if you can't tell...I'm cold)

This actually sounds fun lol

Hmmm 🤔 I would say...

Les Keffy, Jolly, Troy Dyer, Chet Baker, Ellison Oswalt, Lars Nystrom, and Tucker Crowe

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ARE WE LINKED AT THE MIND BC WHY DID I HAVE A DREAM THAT WAS SORT OF LIKE THIS?? (only this featured being a camgirl 😉) BUT NONE THE LESS

Talking to my lovely friend @purplelupins about this dream I had about being forced to do porn because ✨Money Issues✨ and my costar was Goodnight Robicheaux in all his cowboy glory 🥴

And now I can't stop thinking about all of Ethan Hawke's characters in their respective "roles" as porn actors and you as the new actress getting fucked until you cry 😌

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how would Troy dyer react to a guy putting his arm around you/him getting jealous? i feel like that results in some loud noises coming from his bedroom

Absolutely!

I mean in the movie it showed him being jealous and being sassy and petty about it. (AKA some of my favorite scenes 😏)

Troy would definitely show that you are his. Either by standing right next to you and staring down the guy with a quick scalding witty remark, curling an arm tight around your waist to pull you close, and even pulling you to him with a hand on the back of your neck for a deep slow sensual kiss while maintaining pointed eye contact with the guy when he's feeling particularly jealous.

Once he's satisfied that he's made his point to whoever "encroached" on you, then he will make sure to prove his point to you.

His dirty talk would definitely become a bit more intense, his touches and kisses hungry, and he will absolutely pull a few orgasm from just eating you out alone. When he finally gets around to actually fucking you, he's murmuring filth in your ear the entire time as he drills into you hard and deep.

'You're squeezing me like a vise, sunshine. You like when I fuck you like this?'

'Tell me you're mine. Tell me you love this.'

'Come on my cock...I want to feel you fall apart for me.'

Troy would definitely have you screaming and crying in bliss before the night's over. He would also be very handsy with you afterwards, peppering your face in sweet kisses and lavishing you with words of love, and would have you draped over his body as you both bask in the afterglow.

You definitely have complaints from the neighbors the following day, but Troy is too smug to feel bad about it. Would even take it as a compliment.

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Hm, ok, so. Which ones would you say are the most adept at dirty talk???

I'm no particular order I would say...🤔

Troy Dyer

He is all teasing and playfulness. Trying to get you as flustered as possible because he loves getting a reaction from you. He can also be sweet and tender when the mood strikes.

Ellison Oswalt

He wants to tell you exactly how he's feeling, how good you feel to him, and how much he adores you. It would probably get more filthy the more aroused he gets.

King Aurvandil War-Raven

He's going to tell you exactly what he's feeling and how you feel to him. He's going to be a little teasing. He's not shy about what he says and he doesn't care if anybody else hears him.

Sal Procida

He's a talker in bed. He can not stop taking and he will say whatever pops in his head. It can be sweet and loving or vulgar and filthy.

Goodnight Robicheaux

Very much into praising you. Loves to make you flustered and makes it his mission to get your knees weak before he even touches you.

The Grabber/Albert Shaw

His dirty talk, in his mind, is more of him just stating the truth. He's crass and bold and has no shame at all.

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i been thinking about troy all day so i just have to say that i think giving head is one of this guy’s favorite things of all time. like he goes down on you like a man starved. goes all in. AND i think he would have a specific turn on that is giving you head in that flannel shirt he has. like i can picture it so good, you’re asleep on the couch in the apartment, wearing his flannel shirt. and troy comes in and sees you looking so peaceful and cozy with his shirt on and he’s just like aw. i have to eat her out. so what does he do?? gets on his knees in front of the couch, gently takes your legs and places them on his shoulders, and goes absolutely insane on you, which ofc wakes you up. and pretty soon you’re sitting upright on the couch, moaning and whispering his name while your hand is on his head holding on for dear life while he has his way with you

You are so right 😩

Getting and giving head is the foundations of your relationship I would say. Is probably how your relationship started tbh

But this man loves to eat you out. It's his favorite hobby and will happily spend hours between your thighs if you let him. Will wake you up in the morning will slow lazy licks and tease you at night with playful swipes of his tongue, not including if he can corner your throughout the day, and there will be certain things you do that will instantly drive him crazy.

You wearing his clothes is absolutely one of them.

Seeing you in his clothes, especially if it's one of his favorite articles of clothing, sends him reeling, and he has to get his mouth on you. You sometimes do it just to tease him, but other times you can't help it because his clothes are just comfortable. Either way you know you're in for a long night when you see his eyes gleaming as he stares at you. The way he smiles crookedly at you while slowly dragging you closer to him before pushing you to the nearest flat surface and settling between your thighs.

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Imagine making a bet with one of Ethan’s characters to see who can last the longest without sexual touch. It comes after him teasingly telling you that you can’t resist him…so you make the bet with him to show him you’re more strong willed than he thinks…and you’re set on winning. So when he comes home, he sees you with your hair all pretty, and completely naked except for one of his items of clothes…you smile and greet him, maybe even ask if he’s hungry…knowing he can’t touch you or he’ll lose. Just imagine the tension🫠

I love this idea!

It's so difficult to pick a character though because, not only will they have to be a horny mess, but they will also have to be determined enough to win!

So...the character that popped in my head was Troy Dyer 😌

He would be arrogant enough to make the bet to begin with and stubborn enough to try and make you break first. He would also definitely resort to dirty tricks like walking around naked or even masturbating while making eye contact with you or slipping into the shower with you to "save water", but you turn around and play the same dirty tricks right back at him.

The sexual tension would be boiling between you two after just a week. Masturbation no longer helping at all and you both are basically mentally begging the other to give up first.

You both last 3 weeks before Troy arrives home one day and immediately climbs on top of you from where you were resting on the couch. His hands are shaking as he's all but ripping your panties off and you don't even have time to boast over your win before he's inside you.

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dude, troy asking you to marry him :( absolutely not in the traditional way of marriage tho. you’re both so young, barely in your early 20s, but troy has never been so sure of anything in his life. he’s never loved anyone the way he does you. so he decides to pop the question, and he does it at the most unexpected time. you’re both in bed, troy underneath you while you ride him hard and fast, your palms on his chest for support. both of you unable and not bothering to hold back the sounds you’re making. and troy is running his hands all over you, your tits, your ribs, your legs, memorizing your body. and right when you hit a particularly deep spot, he lets out this filthy moan and he can’t help himself.

“marry me. god, please fuckin marry me, sweetheart”

and your hips stutter to a halt, eyes wide as you look down at him. his own eyes crack open at your stopping and he thinks fuck this isnt really how he was planning to do it but oh well, he’s already said it. “what did you say?” you whisper, your voice hoarse and scratchy. and troy slowly lifts you off his cock, sitting you on his thighs and you’re too stunned to stop him. you just watch as he sits up and leans over, opening the drawer to the bedside table and shuffling around in there before pulling out this small white box made of cardboard. he looks down at it and then at you and lifts the top off it, showing you what’s inside. a pretty but cheap looking metal ring. “i know it’s not the big rock you’d normally get but it’s what i got.” he says as he looks at you staring down at the box. “and it’s yours if you want it. if you want me.” you finally look up at him after ages with wide, shocked eyes. “you’re serious?” you whisper, almost scared he isn’t gonna say what you’re hoping he will. but he nods. “as serious as i’ve ever been. marry me. i want you to be mine, and i want to be yours for as long as we got left. so marry me.” you couldn’t find the words if you tried. all you could do is nod a little and hold out your shaking hand. and he’d slip the ring on your finger, and you couldn’t care less that it was a cheaply made one from a claw machine. it was yours. he’d touch your cheek and finally kiss you, long and deep, hardly letting either of you catch a breath. and it wouldn’t take him long at all to lift you up and slip his cock inside you again, holding you on his lap, both your arms wrapped tightly around one another as he fucked you slow and gentle, wanting to save every second to memory. and the very next day you would go down to city hall and get some cheap marriage license and troy his own claw machine ring :(

My HEART 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭

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ok hear me out, pussy drunk troy dyer

Oh my 🥴

He would be so teasing about how much he wants you, making it seem like you were the one who was insatiable, and he would have no problem taking you even in the most inopportune situations.

He would fuck you in the bathroom before and after his sets at the local bar, waking you up from a nap on the sofa by eating you out like a man starved, or even fucking you against the counter while you’re trying to order a pizza for dinner.

When he wants you nothing will get in his way.

He would quickly get drunk on you. Keeping your wide legs open while he licks and tonguefucks you, groaning against you as you soak his face and cry out his name while fisting his hair, and he would only grow more frantic with each orgasm he pulls from you. Slurping at you messily and without care as you all but scream when he shoves his tongue inside your slick hole.

When he fucks you, he will twist you into any position he can in order to get deeper inside you, and he will also grow more dazed and frantic each time he comes inside you. Troy would watch his cock as he thrusts inside you, his eyes rapt between your thighs as your body takes him again and again even though you are crying from the overstimulation, and he would murmur how pretty you look taking him and how amazing you feel and how he never wants to leave your pussy.

He doesn't always get like this, but when he does you know that he’s not going to stop until he’s utterly spent. Then he will tease you all day the following day when you are still sensitive and he makes sure to pamper you a bit.