#Transporter 3

[madamebaggio]

I was just watching "Transporter 3", which is my favorite one in the series.

I love how the director decided that what this movie needed was Jason Statham without his shirt for whatever reason or no reason at all.

Good call.

[taiwantalk]

Omg! I’ve been looking for this clip!

you know, there’s something amazing about hollywood for this kind of movie transporter 3 in 2008 way before anyone cared about ukraine.

like as if they knew long before govt did. and then all the movies about russian mafia.

[komalispearl]

beaches.

[i-used-to-be-a-spy]

Valentina: you the gay

Frank sighs and lies: I'm not the gay

[forgettable-au]

FORGETTABLE-AU (page 82-85)

THAT LAZYBONES!!

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

[kugisakiss]

pulled this out of my wips to celebrate me finally reading the last chapter

original↓

[wigglybunfish]

I know they’re the same, it’s all just Peri. That the drone will be repaired and the next time we need it, it’ll be the same. But still, when something happens like this, it scares me. I just don’t want to lose any piece of Peri, you know?

I know, I said. And I did know, and now I was having an emotion.

From System Collapse, Chapter 11.

Original line art is here

[prussianmemes]

arguing with a friend over not all zoomers abandoning normal wallets. i love my george costanza oversized dad wallet. how could you not love a pocket office...

let me hear your wisdom in notes!!!

[icaruspendragon]

he did. my husband tried. he tried to warn them. he did. he said to them, “i’m not as into this as my wife is. i just like looking at cars, but she’s got all the facts and specs and everything. she’s practically a walking encyclopedia.”

and they didn’t believe him. they laughed. they shrugged it off. they shrugged me off. they were warned. and yet they still decided to try and put me to the test. they were warned. they were warned of what would happen to them. and yet they didn’t listen.

their ambition made them icarian. their folly turned my warmth from brilliant to sweltering.

their hubris led to their humiliation.

they were warned. but ambition makes men bold.

this is all just a very dramatic way of saying that grown men decided to play a game of, “oh you’re a fan? prove it” only to have their asses handed to them by their opponent.

this was the opponent btw:

[probablyanalienindisguise]

my favorite thing is explaining to people one of my favorite fictional characters is an entire fuckinh spaceship who is also in a love-hate relationship with another ai

[fandom-space-princess]

rereading Artificial Condition and man. ART really did just want someone to hang out with, and it went about fulfilling that desire in unequivocally the most annoying way possible. me when I'm a hyperintelligent sentient bot with countless hours of analyzing human social behavior in memory for reference: so you're saying i should lure this construct into a situation it cannot escape, intimidate it, and then pester it into bonding with me until it agrees with my presumption of intimacy :) this is how you make a new friend :) i'm pretty sure :))))

(this is not a criticism, I think it's hilarious. especially now knowing what ART's usual crew is like. they certainly did not model this behavior for it. this is 100% authentically ART's own sparkling personality.)

[komalispearl]

so long london.

[i-used-to-be-a-spy]

OMG he's stuck to his car now lmaoo

[hellofriendhawke]

Your Murderbot has such incredible physicality and the expressions are GOALS!!! Do you take requests? Any more murderbot would be great (or murderbot 2.0?) Thank you for sharing your art :) :) :)

Thank you! I'm glad you like it. I hope you enjoy my offering of 2.0 :)

[foxprints]

Murderbot, Three, and ART off on some sort of adventure!

[laurellala-comics]

Been putting them into Situations recently. (I need to hurry up and actually play Apollo Justice this is just the vibes I've picked up from other fanart I've seen)