#Toss Caber

[oxandthorn]

the highland games are happening at the end of july where i am so

[flannelepicurean]

Toss me like a caber, babe

I headcanon that sometimes when they're alone, Goku asks Chi-Chi to toss him.

Well, "asks" is probably the wrong word. He runs up to her in the yard, all arms a-flappin' like, "CHI-CHI, TOSS ME!!!" and then jumps up and slaps his arms to his sides like a big ol' plank.

And she boosts her hands under his feet and runs a good few steps and then just chucks him like it's the damn Highland Games. And he just does handstand-backflips for as long as it takes her to run and catch up with him, and then he swings her around and they laugh and laugh and he goes, "YOU WON!!! 🤠😁" And then she smooshes her cheek against his and goes, "I sure did! 😁🥰"

They have silly fun sometimes because they love each other, and you can't convince me otherwise.

[kingdomblade]

Commission for DJBlueWolf - Darian is teaching @temiree how to do the caber toss!

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[ibrithir-was-here]

"My strength is as the strength of ten because my heart is pure--and has a not insubstantial amount of vampire blood pumping through it. But still"

@animate-mush per your Vampire Quincey being a Percival type (I know this quote is for Galahad but shhhh)

[regret-breathing]

face down ass up this is how we like to chuck (the humble caber)

[temiree]

A very Celtic colored sketch page commission for DJBlueWolf, featuring their character, Darian! This was an interesting one to do, having to draw a few things I've never drawn before. =P

DJ gave me some great music that he attributes to this character. You can listen to it here; it's a banger! -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U28W_TyJUhQ

[incoherentbabblings]

I understand people joking about unintelligible accents/dialects sometimes I do but there is always something really surreal about seeing one that is either yours or one that you understand perfectly well being made the butt of a joke and you'll sit there like what's the joke they're being perfectly coherent!

There are many many many many examples of this but the one that is relevant for myself is the chap in Brave speaking Doric. He's not even speaking that fast.

If he was a wee bit closer I could lob a caber [tree trunk/log] at him, ken [you know]? and It's just nae fair making us fit [fight] for the hand of the quine [woman], it disnae whet an appetite, ken [you know]?

[athenepromachos]

Jesus, Mary and the wee donkey..... that is 2 hot Scots 🔥 🥵 🔥🥵🔥🥵🔥🥵♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

May yer lady bits tingle....

[eonars]

my cat is so massive and literally for no reason

[capt-mactavish]

every time i see Soap in a kilt stuff it's always a formal event, which is always a treat, but also please consider: Soap at the Highland Games

[veradune]

And so it is that once again I have unwittingly created an online dating profile on an asexual holiday (after a three year hiatus) I'm honestly too busy working on a long furby this month for this bullshit but my friend baited me with an asexual nerd (while failing to mention he was 7 years my junior and hates hiking)

Also pretty sure all the Bumble dudes are just like spamming and I am now sympathetic towards straight guys with underwhelming opening lines. Meanwhile the queer side is TINY but much higher quality, I'm honestly terrified to interact with anyone /thumbs up/

[sins-of-the-sea]

Dramatic writing:

Giovanni drags Phoebus by the collar across the deck, with Phoebus crying out and flailing before he is tossed like a ragdoll with great force onto the wooden floorboards.

Comedic writing:

Giovanni yeets Phoebus across the deck.

[freezingsheep]

Dear tumblr,

This is a request for anyone who regularly posts gifs of burly men tossing cabers to please make themselves known to me so I can follow you.

Many thanks in advance,

Freezingsheep

if we’ve been mutuals for long enough i don’t even care what you post anymore. if one of my mutuals of two years suddenly gets really into competitive caber toss i just accept zenlike that half my dash is going to be gifsets of burly men hefting logs forever now. i adapt to all online conditions like an animal with high toxicity tolerance

[dieschwartzman]

my mum told me to throw a heavy box into a giant skip earlier and i said 'no! i'm not scottish'

[euphraisette]

I know Valjean’s strength is supposed to be surprising but I cannot picture him as anything but jacked. Dude is 6’6” and 4 feet wide. Also he wears a trenchcoat 24/7 so he has cash to drop on every random poor person he sees

no literally this

[johnny-hoxton]

We do not allow dwarf tossing. If you toss a dwarf, the dwarf will be tossed right back at you, but faster.

Demetri Martin