#Too Short To Ride

[subestu]

Round 2: Easy

[yahoo201027]

Day in Fandom History: July 20…

Steven, Peridot, and Amethyst decide to have a day out at the Amusement Park by the pier, but their day gets interrupted when Peridot can’t get into not one rollercoaster ride due to her height. “Too Short to Ride” premiered on this day, 8 Years Ago.

[porksod]

the way mr smiley isnt bothered by a flying tablet near peridot

[commaclear]

what's an ask you've never gotten but want to awnser? if there's none than what's your favourite fic you've ever written?

Q: Why do they all seem to carry lube in their hotbars in Too Short to Ride?

A: I genuinely don't know, but it's a really good question that no one has ever asked, and for some reason you all just accepted it

[necronomipod]

"you must be this tall to enter the void"

*looks despondent*

*turns back*

Street Artist Transforms Ordinary Public Places Into Funny Installations 

michael-pederson miguel-marquez

[zwampp]

introducing: the st cassian chamber choir from Uranium City, saskatchewan. 🎢🌀

And some close ups!!

[luwyv]

Hey!! I did this thing in cartoon school and kept forgeting to post it here!

enjoy the chaos i made in 4 months of no sleep!!

[sevenines]

i saw this tweet and found it interesting for two reasons. one is that some people base how good cartoon network would be to toh by how it treated su, and despite the fact that su’s treatment by the network was considered poor at the time, now its thought to be exceptionally good in comparison to modern shows.

two is how exactly su got impacted by a limited budget. a common criticism is how characters like connie, peridot, and lapis are left out of missions. but balancing a lot of characters is not only hard but also costly (extra animation, extra voices—it’s been revealed that the show is limited to a set number of characters per episode otherwise they’re over budget). animation mistakes are not uncommon since retakes cost extra. the entire reason the original show got cut short was due to loss of funding!

[chronologically-challenged]

I think that the party's communication issues can be summed up as "man, is it awkward to tell someone that you want to spend the rest of your life with them if you've only know them for a few months? Probably."

[lexithwrites]

Regulus: babe, I wanna ride

Remus: okay, let me get our helmets—

Regulus, undressing: no, not the bike

[heich0e]

au in which touya ends up having to watch natsuo put his hands all over you because you took something offered to you at a sketchy warehouse party that has you panting and whimpering and burning up and his own hot hands can't provide you any comfort but his little brother's cool-quirked touch can

[subestu]

Round 1: Introduction

[yahoo201027]

Day in Fandom History: July 20…

Steven, Peridot, and Amethyst decide to have a day out at the Amusement Park by the pier, but their day gets interrupted when Peridot can’t get into not one rollercoaster ride due to her height. “Too Short to Ride” premiered on this day, 7 Years Ago.

[yuwuta]

tennis/fencing player yuuta what if i kms he wouldnt be getting any practice done if i was around

so real…. whenever tennis is involved, it has his attention, almost completely undivided. so even though you’re flirting with him, and keep pretending to flip your skirt up, and keep pouting, the only thing on his mind on the court is helping you LOLLL he’s in coach mode fr and it’s cute because even when you’re whining, “yuutaaaaa it’s hard when they’re coming this fast! why don’t you come show me again how you do it,” in such an obvious attempt to get him close to you, but yuuta just shakes his head from across the court and tells you, “i’m sorry, i’ll go easier. you can do it, honey, i believe in you.” he’s so genuine—you’re trying to get in his pants, and here he is putting his full faith in you :((

it doesn’t stop you, though. momentarily, maybe, he tugs on your heart strings, so put some actual effort into practicing, but there’s always a tipping point when the court is littered with loose tennis balls, and you’re frustrated because this is way harder than it looks and because yuuta looks way too good in his practice clothes, and it doesn’t help that he finds any excuse to praise you, no matter how small your progress might be, and now it’s getting hotter outside and he’s sweating a little bit and you need this to be over now, but yuuta’s already going on about whatever exercise you two can try next. you need to take matters into your own hands, because clearly your flirting isn’t getting you what you want from this far, so you sigh, and skip your way over to half-court, reach over the net, and pull him by his collar for a kiss.

you can literally hear him squeak and then get himself together, put a hand on your waist and kiss you back. he’s red in the face now, and it’s not from practice, and you always find it endearing that no matter how long you’ve been together, yuuta hardly ever seems to know when you’re coming on to him; and when you he does get it, he’s still as flustered as when you first met. you find his blush so cute, you have to kiss him again, and again, and again until he’s pulling back, and stuttering, “okay, okay—we just, let me pick up the balls real quick—” to which you groan and grab him by the collar again, arching your foot to step on a rolling ball, squishing it with more force than necessary, and warning him, “that will be you if we don’t go now,” which makes him squeak in a completely different way, nervously nodding his head, “r-right, yeah, okay—i’m sorry, come on let’s—” he pauses to jumping over the net to your side, bends down to secure one arm under your knees and lift you up bridal style, “we can clean up later.” 

[commaclear]

Im rereading tstr and "Yeah, he’s written in…” Wilbur trailed off as his cheeks started going pink. “Uh- Nevermind!” He gave a nervous laugh. “That’s- He’s just told me I, uh- I can’t wear my same jacket, and I have to dress up is all. Yep. What a prick.”

COMMA??!!

The greatest unsolved Comma mystery....

Sorry guys, I'm taking this one to my grave >:)

[soltoes]

some studies from the passenger. i think if benson had listened to ramshackle glory he wouldn't have done all that