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Rahul Kohli as Napoleon Usher The Fall of the House of Usher, "Murder in the Rue Morgue"

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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

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Best RPF Ship - Round 6 Match 2

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fuck 'em all but us!

(watermelon by john + jane q. public)

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I DONT CARE IF IT HURTS im talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online I WANT TO HAVE CONTROL you got 2200 hits in 2 hours? thousand 22000 I WANT A PERFECT BODY this idea is potentially worth millions. millions? he stole our website! I WANT A PERFECT SOUL they're saying we stole the facebook. i know what it says. so, did we? I WANT YOU TO NOTICE a million dollars isnt cool you know what's cool? a billions dollars WHEN IM NOT AROUND let's sue him in federal court! YOU'RE SO FUCKING SPECIAL if you guys were the inventors of facebook you would've invented facebook I WISH I WAS SPECIAL do you like being a joke? do you want to go back to that? mark! BUT IM A CREEP your best friend is suing you for 600 million dollars IM A WEIRDO

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Celine Excoffon Tout est bon

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I know every trump appointment has been a new layer of hell but….. I cannot believe I’m going to be spending the next several years trying to convince Scott Turner, former NFL star, not to gut the fucking Housing Trust Fund. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this.

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Wake the fuck up we're getting a 4k release of Antiviral with 3 hours of bonus material

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happy late 10th birthday to the most significant discovery in all of gaming

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Does anyone know how long I have to carry this weight for? Like, is it gonna be a long time or..?

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His little pony...