#Tile Clean

[dinoserious]

invertober day 5, greater bee fly. everybody shut the fuck up its diptera time

[cozylittleartblog]

the piece i made for the @stillalivezine back in 2021

[egberts]

best part about an all tile house is when ice gets on the floor the cats can bat it around and use it for enrichment then it just evaporates

[darkwood-sleddog]

prepping for a heat wave when you have double coated dogs is like going to war.

[coldwateronly]

[trauma-tits]

So... what's everyone's strategy for getting through the next 48 hours...or however long it takes to get a consensus on who will be the next POTUS?

[b4kuch1n]

frog documentation. frogcumentation

I think I mentioned a while back I'd post nibling frog momence after the gift's done given. which happened on the 2nd this month I just forgot lmao. anyways we can do it now. I used the boigameista pattern scaled up to four pieces of A4 print paper and decided to double deck it to a two layer thing, not unlike a pillow, for ease of washin. because it was gonna be gifted to a one year old child

took a long time and made a number of mistakes bc hand sewing makes me worse as a person but this guy was done in time for the birthday occasion and that's what matters. chose non-fuzzy fabrics for it because we live in a dense city in the tropics and from personal experience if I hug something made of fur I would explode. the original plan included felt patterns on its back for bonus textures for baby but that wouldn't stretch well along with the rest of the thing so had to hold that back. eventually we got this

zipper across its ass, the coat type of zipper bc I miscalculated when ordering. but it did have a shape and that's all that matters to me. will be a fun game for the baby to grow up and be severely misinformed about what a frog looks like

happy extremely late birthday to this thing also

[russellstyles]

dippin’...

Parkwood Estate, Oshawa, Ontario, Canada.

[aturnoftheearth]

i love the bit about becoming an adult meaning you value useful items as gifts aka the socks meme bc yeah. my big ticket item this year for my birthday/christmas list is a vacuum cleaner

[autism69]

half my coffee on the floor.... guys let's all go home

[clnclm]

[a-bucket-in-the-void]

hiii oakley. this is an invitation to ramble about whatever <3

i think your gonna get a number rant, you’re welcome (thanks for the ask lee <3)

ok so first of all, one. honestly solid number. not my favorite and i probably wouldnt choose it a whole lot but like it’s cool. i think to me it just feels too simple, like and?

two. look i guess two is… fine. honestly i’m always partial to odd numbers so it was never gonna be to high on my list. kinda has the same thing as one but just like also too like clean and perfect

and now for my favorite number: three. best vibes. it’s used everywhere, it’s like naturally a perfect number. it’s still simple but it has a personality ya know. it’s easy. 1000/10

ok so i think i like four. it’s better than two. honestly sick number. not much to say about it i guess. good solid round number. shout out to rectangles

ok so five is nice cause like it’s multiples are all easy but just… idk five feels a bit too overhyped. like yeah he’s cool i guess but he’s not that cool

i don’t have much to say about six. it’s a multiple of three and i think that cancels out enough of the two vibes i get from it. idk it’s ok i guess

i would like to come out as a seven hater. it’s defiantly too over hyped. it’s an honorary even number with its perfectness and i mean that in a bad way. much too sterile, go like stare at rust colored mountains or hug a tree or something

side note but thirty two is an honorary odd number the same way that seven is an honorary even. thirty two is a solid number. shout out thirty two

eight has the vibe of like the one that’s in charge. like they’re the one who’s the leader of the group that is like no one’s favorite. like kai in ninjago and leo in tmnt

nine has always had sort of the vibe of like a bad boy or something. like the story i’ve always had in my head for when you multiply something by nine is like him seducing the others partner, like how nine time eight is seventy two it’s like two is the partner of eight because that’s how you get ten but nine is too charismatic and switches eight out for seven and just kinda smirks at the fuming eight. sick number honestly, has always been a favorite

i think i’ll just do the digits so i have somewhere to stop lol

um send me another ask sometime if you wanna hear me ramble about zero

[zoyalaisobachka]

troubles with task initiation/procrastrination with ADHD is often seen as laziness, while internally we are just stressing to get started and it's not only about the things we don't want to do, it's about the things we WANT to do probably even more.

[dropout-if]

Back to Kai's nude photographs... What would it take for them to convince J of modeling? Be it nude or clothed👀

“Are you fucking kidding, Jean/Jade Gray?”

J rolls their eyes, “I’m just telling you to wash the fucking dishes for once, Kai,” perhaps there’s a little smirk on their lips as they say so—perhaps—they add, “Or do you have... so little interest in— in my body— in your craft?”

Almost offended, Kai purses their lips, crosses their arms, “Don’t joke around. Of course I want you.”

“I don’t feel exactly wanted. Especially when you’re not willing to compromise,” J pouts, almost mockingly, “Just the dishes, dear.”

A groan, followed by a complaint, “I know it’s not gonna be just the dishes. You’re playing so dirty.”