#Those two idiots

[yes-im-a-simpp]

Dick after collapsing at work for the third time in a week : Alright, maybe I should have slept more...

Wally who's been called three times to pick him up from work in a week : You really are the son of the greatest detective in the world, aren't you?

[for-a-longlongtime]

Hi. Hello. I see we are now *mutuals*! I may have gasped when I saw the notification (it was 1or 2 am so I had to hold back from screaming) you’re one of the blogs I look for and smile when you come across my dash, so you following me - amazing

Now, if you were somehow stranded on a desert island, who would you rather be stuck with: Frankie or Santi?

Awww I was not expecting a message like this when I opened up tumblr this morning, so thank you for making my day! That is so sweet of you to say, and I’m also excited that we’re mutuals now!💜

Will you believe me when I tell you that I’ve been thinking about an answer to your question ALL DAY? It’s 5:30 pm at this point 😂 It’s so impossible to pick one, to be honest… but I do love being asked things like this.

The best answer I came up with initially is to flip the situation — I think Santi would be able to put up with me better, because I’m more of an extrovert like he is/seems to be. But then as I was talking about this with @legendary-pink-dot and we agreed that you kind of need them both so you can have ‘different moods to attend to’, I realized that she had already formulated a perfect response to this question!

So let me present my answer to you in fic form: Dot’s No Better, No Worse addresses this exact dilemma when reader is asked a similar question 😂 Thank you for asking! 😘

[purble-turble]

Would MK try to romance Red Son in a fairy tale like way? Since there have been asks that establish that MK sometimes acts on storybook logic when it comes to romance. Also how would Red Son react to this?

OH heck yes!! I totally see MK trying to do some kind of fairy tale romance on Red Son. I mean, once he decides he wants to get with the fire demon, MK would absolutely go all out trying to woo him. After all, Red Son IS a prince. Why shouldn't MK treat him like one?

Trouble is, MK probably thinks of a fairy tale romance as something dramatic like you'd get in an actual story. So he decides to kick off their romance maybe he could rescue Red Son from danger or something, like a real knight in shining armor kind of thing! That means there has to be danger, though. And, listen, MK would never purposefully let a demon loose to attack the city while he was at the arcade with Red Son or anything. That would be reckless and endanger the city, so he definitely does NOT do that.

...but if Mei were to do something like that, by mistake obviously, well then that would be kind of convenient, wouldn't it?

Unfortunately, even if all of that went off without a hitch, which is a big ask already, it's not really the sort of thing that would get Red Son to fall for MK. Rather than being flustered at how strong MK is and swooning with gratitude, Red just gets embarrassed about being captured and screams at the Monkie Kid that he COULD HAVE HANDLED THAT HIMSELF!! and then angrily storms off.

MK has to realize that a show of strength isn't going to win Red Son over in this case.. Red sees powerful demons all the time, heck his family is ONLY made up of powerful demons, so it's not something that he's lacking. Eventually MK, after talking it over with his friends and getting some very good advice from Sandy (and some very bad advice from probably Wukong and Tang haha) he comes to understand that the thing that Red Son needs from him isn't a storybook whirlwind romance. Red will probably need something much calmer and softer than that.

So, maybe some flowers and a romantic dinner date would be a good first start... not as dramatic as MK was hoping, but to be fair the first time they met they went on a city-wide car chase, so maybe dramatic is not the way to go if they want to be on the same side.

[lostmidnightwriter]

[nottheweirdest]

You guys have all had such good Sonadow song recs that I had to share one with you too! I’m making a full playlist a can share once I get a few more added, but I couldn’t wait on this one. I heard it and all I could think of were those two idiots. 

Lovin' you is my favorite drug I could never get enough I'm never gonna give you up I'm addicted I Think I like it a bit too much All I needed was one kiss To know this kind of love exists We don't even entertain, 'what if's' Cause, we flight or fight Yeah, we ride or die And I can't see me with Nobody else You're, hazardous to my health We're toxic as fuckin' Hell But we don't want no help Who knew that they made love like this You know we don't make no sense But I'll never leave Not while I've got breath in me Train wreck Running right off the track But, we keep on running back And I'll never leave Not while I've got breath in me

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[torisprlng]

#old married couple

[rhupi]

Obito's late ass during the rainy be like

[howbrightthemoon]

(previously on Bridgerton)

"let's keep our distance!"

*probably the next scene*

Pen: walks in

Colin: walks in immediately after

Pen: ...

Colin: ...

Pen and Colin: stares at each other

Me: WHAT DID WE JUST TALK ABOU-

bridgerton 3.03

[felixeis003]

Almost forgot to post this here!

[jadewritesficshere]

Just thinking about s4 but when Alpha!Eddie grabs Steve to shove the bottle against his neck, he doesn't realize Steve is an omega and accidentally scruffs him. And Steve is just boneless, kinda goes down. And Eddie isn't expecting deadweight and almost falls ontop of Steve but realizes what's happening (let's just say he's fought off a few bullies who scruffed members of his pack). He immediately drops the bottle and holds onto Steve, who tries to scent Eddie. Just shoves his face into Eddie's neck and nuzzles it, lets out a purr unintentionally.

[my-drama-heart2406]

And then they even got jealous!

Of EACH OTHER!!!!🤣😭

Remember when Percy and Marguerite Blakeney were literally married to each other and still didn’t think their crush liked them back

[introspectivememories]

im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-

[half-life-enjoyer]

[pearlynia]

Sirius Black would wear a shirt that says "best dogfather ever" at Harry's birthday because him and James thinks it's hilarious and would laugh their ass off.

[hinamie]

the same flame that burns you; birthed you first

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