#Thomas Jefferson Jr.

[fintensifies]

one of the things i love about Magnus Chase series is how people have canonically gone mad in Valhalla. How they take art classes to help keep their shit together. Immortality can be kiinda jarring to receive and take a while to get used to. Canonically, Halfborn knits. He's fluent in 12 languages. He has a PhD in German literature.

It's also headcanon fuel. TJ is working on a thesis on American History. Mallory's a master monopoly player. Alex learns a bunch of card magic tricks. Magnus can't figure out how to register into any classes and everyone is being extremely unhelpful for the sole reason of his suffering being hilarious.

[moominvalley-state-of-mind]

yes, there may be better trios, but i will never say no to seeing these friends interact:

The Lost Hero Trio (Jason. Piper, Leo)

The Son of Neptune Trio (Percy, Hazel, Frank)

Pottery Barn Trio (Magnus, Alex, TJ)

[moominvalley-state-of-mind]

TJ and Magnus

Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

[shrublub]

floor 19

original: @/hustlehousela (tiktok)

[girlkisser13]

riordanverse masterlist

pjo & hoo

annabeth chase

clarisse la rue

drew tanaka

frank zhang

hazel levesque

jason grace

leo valdez

luke castellan

nico di angelo

perseus "percy" jackson

piper mclean

rachel elizabeth dare

reyna ramírez-arellano

thalia grace

william "will" solace

multiple

cabin headcanons

taking the hoo girls to prom

taking the pjo & hoo characters to the eras tour

the kane chronicles

carter kane

sadie kane

zia rashid

walt stone

magnus chase and the gods of asgard

alex fierro

blitzen

halfborn gunderson

hearthstone

magnus chase

mallory keen

samirah al abbas

thomas jefferson jr.

[hotelvalhallazine]

Hello all!! Introducing Hotel Valhalla, a Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard centered zine! Here you'll find our info carrd and contributor applications. We hope you'll join us in creating a zine by fans for fans with the intent of bringing a fun new project to this corner of the wider Riordanverse.

[half-shadowgalra]

I’m not done with him yet but I’m tired rn and want to post him

Est mah BOI!!!

I love him too much

[ace-writer-lani]

Hotel Valhalla as a reality TV show Pt.2

(Part one)

Mallory [to a camera]: Right, so sometimes, Halfborn does these...how do I describe them?

Magnus: Experiments?

Alex: Tests on the human limits of pain and misery to see what can break his mind and soul?

Mallory:

Mallory: Both work, honestly.

Mallory: Either way he's a dumbass, and this week he's decided to see how long he could go without sleep and so far he's tried to eat his own hand, convince us that we were aliens and—

Alex: And it's hilarious

-

[Day One]

Halfborn [slicing the air with his axes]: Honestly? I feel so energetic that I could kill a whole army right now!

[He throws one axe across the hallway just as TJ was stepping out of his room]

TJ: Hey-! [Gets beheaded]

Halfborn: Oops? Eh, he'll be fine!

-

[Day Two]

Halfborn: I think the less sleep I get, the stronger I become!

-

[Day Three]

Magnus: You good there buddy?

Halfborn: Yes, perfectly fine. I just needed to lay down for a sec, but then I'll be back to kicking names and taking ass!

Magnus: I-that's not how—

Alex [trying not to laugh]: Shh, just let him be Maggie. If he wants to kick names and take ass, let him.

-

[Day Four]

Halfborn: Is it still called cannibalism if you try to eat yourself?

Halfborn: Self-cannabalism?

Halfborn: Ingestion of thyself?

TJ [pauses in eating his breakfast]: Dude, you're gonna make me lose my appetite.

Mallory: Halfborn, take your hand out of your mouth right now or I will chop it off and feed it to the wolves.

Halfborn: So the wolves can eat me but I can't?

Mallory: I swear to Gods—

-

[Day Five]

Halfborn [to Magnus]: This...this is your father

Magnus:

Magnus [Pointing to Halfborn's palm]: That's a cockroach.

Halfborn: [Gasp] Show your father some respect!

Magnus: But that's not my father.

Halfborn: What are you talking about? You look just like him!

Magnus:

Magnus [turning to Alex]: I feel like I should be insulted by that.

-

[Day Six]

Halfborn: I knew it! I knew your evil plan was to disguise yourselves as humans so it would be easier for you to take over the world! Well guess what, scum? I won't let you do so that easily! Prepare to die!

TJ: For the last time, we aren't aliens.

Mallory: Who are you calling scum you motherfucker?

Magnus: And we're all kind of already dead.

Halfborn: Lies! More words of your manipulation—

Alex: Should I just kill him now and put us all out of our misery?

-

[Day Seven]

Magnus: Good news, Alex didn't have to kill him—

Alex: That's bad news.

Magnus: —cause he passed out on his own yesterday. But now he's just...sleeping like a rock in the middle of the hallway.

[Halfborn's loud snores can be heard in the background]

Mallory: Idiot couldn't even make it to seven days

Magnus: But...should we move him?

TJ: Maybe I should kill him as payback for Monday—

[k8023]

Sorry if this has already been posted but I figured you'd appreciate this @wickedfun9

Posted by nfloncbs on IG

[realtapiocafan]

2019 lsu trio -> 2023 lsu trio

[fintensifies]

headcanon that they have a reality show in Hotel Valhalla called "Doing It To Death!"

Each episode they select an activity and do it to the death. Ranges from "PLAYING CHESS TO DEATH" to "EATING TOOTHPASTE TO DEATH" shit like that.

Or another reality showcalled "ENDURANCE TEST" where opponents compete who can last through some activity the longest without dying.

"Welcome to "ENDURANCE TEST" a show where our contestants try to endure some of the most painful experiences without dying longest! I'm your host Eric the Eric, winner of the last season "9 TO 5 OFFICE JOB". This new season is titled "HOUSEHOLD CHORES", all activities will be connected in one way to another to, well, household chores. IN THIS EPISODE OUR CONTESTANTS WILL TRY TO SURVIVE WHILE TRAPPED IN WASHING MACHINES!"

[moominvalley-state-of-mind]

"I can't find a lot of stuff about TJ on google!" she said. then she went on Tumblr and forgot to look

[catihere]

TJ from MCGA is the type of guy to see the position of class president, sign up “just because”, and actually win. He’s the type of guy to be in maybe too many sport teams. In his free time he buys cheap firecrackers and lights them up in the school backyard between periods but that’s irrelevant to my point

[mallory-keen-to-kill]

heres some lovely wedding photos from yesterday:

@magnus-falafelking @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare @that-hijabi-loki-spawn @thomas-jefferson-jr @halfbornhalfdead @sword-of-summer-hits

[gaygirldoodles]

Thinking abt how all the einherjar will die come Ragnarok and how Magnus will probably outlive Blitz, Hearth, Samirah, Amir and Annabeth.

But just imagine, Alex dying in Magnus' arms as he tries desperately to heal she/he, knowing they will both end up dying either way, but still holding onto hope as he sees his friends fighting around him and slowly dying. He can't save them, but gods damn it, will he try.

Imagine when it's finally his turn, he holds onto the hope that he will once again see all his friends and loved ones. Those who had died years ago and those who had died more recently.

Maybe he will see them again. Maybe he won't. We don't really know for sure, but we can still hope.

[thomas-jefferson-jr]

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