#This website ruined me

[wildflowerswhiskeysue]

Was a little slut recently and let some men play with me/tease me and call me a their good little slut I-- will be taking care of myself to the thought of them for the foreseeable future.

[dreichrainbow]

I guess some people can binge both seasons of Good Omens over the span of two days and still be normal about it..

My Edinburgh-based friend finally watched it (she was a fan of the book and had seen the first season when it came out) and this was all she had to say 😅

Edit to add: friend = white speech bubbles

[as-i-watch]

Old Man Yaoi on main

[cucumber-icepop]

"Waiting for the thisisnotawebsitedotcom countdown to end" moodboard

[secretsofthewilde]

Anytime someone tries to talk to me about how complicated the family tree is in Once Upon a Time or House of the Dragon is I just want to grab them by the shoulders and tell them they haven't seen anything remotely close to the mess that is the family tree in Dark

[miisythia]

found this website and i had to change my blog layout immediately apolocheese gang https://2001archive.org/galleries/

[simpjaes]

if u can't be creative enough to write your own plot points or support me as the writer that inspired you, don't come at me wondering why you're blocked

[harundraws]

✨🌸 Taivan Secret Prom - AU 🌙✨

a more zoomed in version below!

A finished commission for @thehellcaster 💕

[nevertheless-moving]

But Peter Parker (no not that one, the other — yeah that guy) does actually have an OnlyAdmirer’s account though.

He doesn’t remember exactly when he started it — sometime after losing the job at the pizza place and before picking up the tutoring hours; he remembered he was short for one of Aunt May’s prescriptions that month, but isn’t sure anymore which one it was. Sometime during college.

Low ebb on crime that week, which meant he wasn’t making much from the Bugle, but he did have some extra time, enough to take a deep breathand set up the encyptions on his account (he should probably go this hard for all his spiderman stuff too, but eh, it had been fine so far).

He wears a mask (no not that one, though he did consider it because, you know, it would be freaking hilarious).

He pulls...a grand, whopping total of.... $100 a month. Wahoo.

Ok, maybe a little more on average; and sometimes its up to $200! It’s just worth the fees and the time, and after a while he has to admit it’s less stressful than any of his other gigs.

At first he’s paranoid about someone finding out, both in his personal life and his superheroics (he has, like, 10 self righteous rants prepared about the moral neutrality, nay the moral Good of sex work).

(He’s a little disappointed that it never comes up.} Eventually he doesn't think about it, especially not on patrol, not any more than he thinks about the taco shop, or the GrubHob gig, or any of the bazillion odd jobs that come with working class heroics. Eventually he doesn’t think not to mention it, and the set-up was perfect for him to — ok— sue him, he might have been trying to sound cool in front of an X-Man who was laughing at his jokes— He, uh. May have forgotten. How much X-Men gossip. It’s not like it would have been a big deal had the press event not happened two days later, and— why do other people always get a laugh when they repeat his jokes anyway!

Plus! He was on maybe two hours sleep when the tabloid asked him point blank and for a moment he was so wrapped in the euphoria of a non-Bugle rag interviewing him, and also not yelling at him for damages or anything serious, that he forgot he lived in a world where sex-work was stigmatized so— yeah. Good news! His secret identities are still fine, no-one’s even figured out which OnlyAccount is his. Bad news! Because his secret identity’s still intact, and noone’s figured out which twink is spiderpowered, he’s still only going to make $134 this month, which is barely more than minimum wage when you include prep time.

Other good news! Most fun he’s ever had explaining something from the internet to Jonah.

[bladeweave]

less omegaverse fics (i could stop the post here) where alignments are assigned based on personality. smacks of bioessentialism

[laniidae-passerine]

joked about doing a ‘hear me out’ cake with my girls and one of them genuinely jumped in with “benedict cumberbatch’…. BABY NO

[wonderwomemes]

Here, i made this after reading another post about american teenagers

Use at your own risk

[catsushinyakajima]

QUOTEV NUKED ITSELF

WHAT THE FUCK?? I was talking about wanting mutuals so I decided to go down memory lane to check out my old quotev account where I talked to people when I was 11 AND??? ALL MY CHATS AND GROUPS ARE GONE???

WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT. THIS DOESN'T EVEN HELP THE WEBSITE ITSELF BRO WHAT.

bro i acc had so many memories on that site I gen loved those people i talked to this is so sad :(((

[chewykylo]

I rewatched the force awakens for the first time in five years and i forgot the absolute CHOKEHOLD that movie had on me in 2015

[chilling-seavey]

(people who use actual pics of wags in their smaus or in their fic headers are the WORSTTTTT. That is NOT ME and stop REMINDED ME THAT IT'S NOT ME. I'm supposed to be here reading your fic to IMAGINE, not being thrust back into a depression over how I'm not living the life I'm trying to dream about like godddd) /lh