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if u can't be creative enough to write your own plot points or support me as the writer that inspired you, don't come at me wondering why you're blocked
#simptxt#sorry for ranting it's just#this is like the fourth or fifth fic in the past 3 days#PLEASE think for yourselves omfg#this website gonna be spammed with clones of other fics bc some of you can't come up with your own fucking plots#SORRY IM SO HEATED#i do not own tropes but mf if i see you writing THE EXACT PLOT POINT I WROTE just in watered down words??? IT DOESN'T MAKE IT YOURS#shout out to the anon who sent me this one#no i will not be name dropping bc im not into ruining ppl's livelihood here even if they ruin mine#when u see it#u will know lmfao
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um i turned him into a college physics professor
#i do not have a single teacher that dresses like this. can u imagine#wait actually... nah no shot LMFAO#excuse to draw new outfits!!!#it's the end of the semester so i should not be doing this but i caved#gravity falls#ford pines#ok but he would either teach some general undergrad physics class and make it fun and do those angular momentum experiments#but it's hard af to pass#OR grad school teacher and accidentally assume everyone knows more than they do until everyones like. Hey we dont know what ur talking abou#the book is Introduction to Quantum Mechanics by david griffiths (there is a cat on the cover)#the mug is supposed to say “this is how i roll” and have a free body diagram of a particle rolling on a plane LMFAO#the author's poorly disguised crush on that fictional old man...#and major i guess. any astrophys peers out there
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aaaaand done!
hobieposes 4 u <3
some ppl seemed to like the sketch i posted and then deleted so here u go ↓
#mine#spiderverse#hobie brown#spider punk#yippee i finished!#idk if it lives up to expectations exactly but meh fuck it#also i wanted to finish this by may day but. welp#better late than never i guess? 😅#also if u recognize some poses yes. i did swipe some from miles and miles42's concept art as well#and the symbols used are anarchist symbols: chaos symbol. iww symbol. antifascist symbol.#ye!! ♡#i had fun doodling these but then ofc inking and coloring had to be STRESSFUL af bc duh 🙄#dont work with oil paint pens if you know whats good for you#but im glad i finally found a good use for my patterned card stock and 1 million receipts i had lyin around#thank u hobie brown 🫶#hobie helps me clear the clutter of paper i have stacked on my desk lmfao
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Imagine Astarion with ears so sensitive that he's never willingly allowed anyone to touch them except for you. Imagine laying next to him in your bed, facing him, lifting your hand up slowly for that first touch. His eyes on yours, the rapidity of the breath he doesn't need to take, but still does reflexively. Seeing that he's nervous, but that he's trusting you, feeling his shaking hand come to rest on your waist. The audible sound he makes- half a moan, half a gasp- when you finally brush your thumb over the soft skin at the tip of his ear.
You trace the long shell of his ear and watch his pretty eyes, deep red like velvet in the moonlight, flutter shut. He says your name softly, as close as you've ever heard him to prayer. You pinch his earlobe gently, and his hips roll forward involuntarily, the jut of his hipbone pressing against your thigh as he makes himself still. Heat flares low in your belly, but you tamp it down as quickly as possible- likewise, Astarion makes himself still against you. This isn't sex and won't become sex, you'd promised each other (though that's not to say that you won't explore this thoroughly during one of your hours-long lovemaking sessions. He is all about experimentation these days, after all).
You lay there, touching him in his most vulnerable place, with reverence and grace and occasionally disbelief that you could be here at all with this beautiful, horrible, ridiculous and wonderful man, that you could be trusted so completely. You take in his every shuddering breath, the flexing of his fingers in your shirt, the softness of his mouth when he presses his lips to yours and tells you he loves you. If you have your way, if he has his, if somehow your utterly insane lives hold together for a year or a decade or ten, it will always be like this.
#astarion x reader#astarion x you#bg3 x reader#astarion x gn reader#astarion x tav#astarion x gn!tav#.astarion#check me never knowing how to coherently end a thought ever in my life#i AM one of those people that advocates for astarion staying snarky and awful even after everything LMFAO#it's just that now he only acts like that with people he thinks deserve it. or when it's funny#that said: with you? snarky and biting sometimes#yes. but also#sometimes#so soft it makes you want to squeeze him to death or something#also...reminder that i take requests...if u like...
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You know zep hateeedddddd lawrence’s ass. Imagine working for the gayest person in the whole city and he’s married to a 10/10 blonde bombshell woman and the world’s cutest kid and he spends absolutely minimal time with them. and he’s such a fucking cunt all the time at work and even despite his extra hours, he doesn’t know Anything about the personal lives of the patients let alone their names. and you’re pretty sure he’s having a secret affair with a med school student— which is like super gross except that he Isn’t having an affair with her because he can’t even bring himself to have sex with her because he’s that fucking gay. and that’s your BOSS
#i’d electrocute his boyfriend too!#saw#zep hindle#lawrence gordon#actually wait maybe john is the one that zapped adam?? Ill let u know when im done this rewatch lmfao
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how to successfully report and remove your stolen fic on c.ai:
aka don't use fics for c.ai bots... a story of a c.ai creator who fucked around & found out:
for any other author who gets their shit stolen by ai bots on c.ai this is what you need to do:
create an c.ai account
submit a support ticket
choose DMCA & Counter Notice as the issue
under "additional information" you must provide the following: — a description of your fic that is being infringed (where you published it, date, where you post, under what names, etc) — a description of the bot that is infringing your work (include name of bot, what parts it is infringing and author's name at minimum). — a statement that you are the copyright holder have not authorized use of your property/fic in this manner nor given it to the author of the bot.
you will have to give your contact info including your full legal name, address and telephone number
provide the link to your original work (where you published it first) and the link to the bot.
Attachments (up to 5 allowed): — IMPORTANT: make sure at least one of these attachments is an electronic signature using your full legal name. i used this site to get one for free (i attached both signed and typed). — the other attachments I used to show proof of my fic vs their bot and the exact word for word similarities. and also when they blatantly said they were reuploading the bot on their profile which is likely why c.ai banned the rest of their bots.
extra tips:
if your ticket submission is successful you will get an email with a ticket number.
c.ai is pretty responsive (1-2 business days) so i would give it that long before submitting a new ticket.
you must submit EVERYTHING as I have wrote it or they will ask you to resubmit an entirely new ticket. following up with missing info did not work.
if the bot gets reuploaded you still have to submit an entirely new ticket (make sure to save and reference your old ticket number in new ticket).
everything i wrote here can be found under their tos in the DMCA section
hope this helps others authors. feel free to inbox or msg with any questions.
#•𐦍 𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉тαℓк#she had like 15 gojo bots#also i didnt even report all her gojo bots#i just reported otaku!gojo#(you can only DMCA report if you are the copyright holder)#TWICE btw because she reuploaded it after it was banned the first time#(but im pretty sure the vampire gojo one was a stolen fanfic too i just didnt know by who)#im pretty sure since they are all gojo bots c.ai thought she stole them all#lmfao probably were tired of my ass sending in so many tickets and was like if this bitch stole one fic for gojo she probably stole them al#lol notice she bought premium too at one point#premium aint gonna help u if you stealin shit hoe#note: im not anti-ai at all. im anti stealing ppl shit#c.ai has no way of contacting creators so would have reached out to her first if i could have :/#oh well#fan fiction#fan fic writers#stolen fics#plagerism#authors#fic writing#writing community#writers
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JJK OLYMPICS OHHH YOURE A GENIUS
head spinning w sooooooo many athlete aus rn…..
satoru honestly isn’t half as cocky as the media makes him out to be but he could be because you bring up world champion men’s freestyle swim times and it’s his name on the scoreboard ten times before someone else shows up. he’s faster than himself by fifteen seconds all around, he’s earned a bit of cockiness. mentioned in the last post that whenever he’s at a competition and he finishes a race, he looks at the camera and signs a little infinity sign and then blows a kiss to you. some bitter old coach always calls him out on it, and gets him fined for unsportsmanlike conduct, and he’s happy to pay the fees if it means getting a message home to you, but eventually you two come up with a new code; and at his next race, he places gold, turns to the camera, crosses his middle finger over his pointer finger and smiles. when he’s in his post-race interview, he makes sure to explain that he does it for you with the widest smile on his face.
megumi nepotism baby but not in the same sport. toji was a multi gold medalist back in his heyday for shooting, so it’s not really a surprise to anybody that megumi has scary good aim, but he takes to archery instead of shooting. actually the idea of megumi being an emo little kid and throwing rocks at a tree when his dad pissed him off his hilarious, and even funnier is toji watching him, slightly amused and a little scared because megumi is maybe six and hitting the exact same spot every single time. he grows to be very blase about it—it’s more of a release/hobby for him that he happens to be really good at, and well, now good enough to earn a few olympic medals. megumi is not a fan of having his dad ruffle his hair on international television after he’s won, but he supposes it can’t be helped.
i don’t know where to put yuuta…. tennis…. tempting….. him in his little white shorts…. little grunts after he serves…. cries….. a complete 180 in his personality when he’s playing vs doing anything else. so charming and sweet and kinda shy when he’s being interviewed, and the second he steps on the court his eyes are so cold it’s scary…. need him… extremely nerdy about his rackets, and shoes, and clothes, and rambles to you about aerodynamics and posture and torque whenever you ask him to teach you, and you always have to shutup him up with a kiss and remind him that yeah you sort of want to learn to play tennis for him, but mostly you came bc he looks hot doing it. once he got asked in an interview if he ever thinks about you while he’s playing and his response was very concise, “no, never. it would be a big distraction,” and did not realize the implications of his heavily televised words.
also…. not to make this post 40% yuuta but we could pull from canon a bit and make his sport fencing. he doesn’t excel because he’s the strongest, it’s because he’s learned to treat the sword as an extension of himself and a good strategist… also because i like the image of him pulling the helmet/mask off and shaking his hair out………..
don’t even know where to put yuuji…. volleyball? basketball? track and field??? the irony of him easily being the most athletic but canonically does not want to play sports 😭 but i can see him playing a sport because someone scouts him and it turns out to be a way to make steady money to support himself and his grandpa :( by the time he’s qualified and made it to the olympics, wasuke is doing much better (thanks to yuuji having landed some preemptive sponsorships and being able to afford better medical care), but not so well enough that he can travel across the world to watch yuuji play. wasuke tells you that you should travel and be with yuuji, but yuuji is so touched by the idea that you would stay with his grandpa and be by his side when he’s away :(( he wins gold, of course, and he doesn’t even wait until the closing ceremony—which, he’d mentioned in all of his interviews, so nobody can be too upset. he’s on record saying, “i’m excited to play, but i’m even happier to be going home. my girlfriend and my grandpa are watching me and i miss them!” several times— he’s on the first flight home with flowers, and tears in his eyes. puts his gold medal on his grandpa’s neck as a thank you, and spends probably thirty minutes straight hugging you and kissing you and honestly don’t put it past him to propose now that he’s got nike ambassador money
nanami started judo as a way to relieve the stress of his overbearing job, and someone at the gym/training center notices he seems to be a natural despite being a beginner. he starts to draw a crowd, which annoys him at first because the point of judo was discipline and release from having to deal with too many people at his office job, but nanami supposes he can’t be too mad when you introduce yourself as a talent scout and offer him professional training. there’s irony in him accepting your offer, because it was definitely not based in professionalism at all… quitting his job as a salaryman to become a professional athlete in his mid-twenties was not on his bingo chart, but if it means he will have met you, then so be it. you’re with him all the way, through his training, competitions, world championships, qualifiers, all the way until he’s on the podium. you’re the first to congratulate him, but he interjects by telling you he’s quitting. you ask him why—he just won at the olympics for crying out loud, but nanami just shakes his head, puts down his flowers and his medal so his hands are free to hold your face and tell you, “it would be unethical to kiss my manager, so i am quitting.” (later, when everything is said and done, and you two are cuddling, you mention to him that he could just hire a new manager, and not quit his new career, to which he blushes because yeah… that’s probably more rational, but rational was not in his train of thought at the time)
#anonymous#nanami kento.......................................... god#also yuuji :((((( just a kid who wanted to do something nice for his grandpa I will CRY#immediate proposal when he gets home to you who does he think he is? yuuta?#speaking of yuuta he's like the best player his age and he's always asked to attend events or parties or whatever#and he's always like ah no thank you I am going home to my girlfriend#every fucking interview it's like yeah I love tennis but I love my girlfriend more for supporting and encouraging me#my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend#one day he actually seems Excited to be doing his press conference and a journalist picks up on it to which yuuta happily raises his hand#and lets everyone know that he's now engaged. and very very grateful for his wife#he does the same shit a few years later like randomly during a press conference he's like#'I am kinda nervous. my baby didn't sleep well last night so I was up with him pretty late' and everyone's like BABY?#and yuutas like yeah! he's almost 14 months now do u wanna see him!#let me stop bringing kids into this bc w/ satoru and kento I could go on for hours....#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen fluff#jujutsu kaisen smut#gojo x reader#gojo smut#yuuta x reader#yuuji x reader#megumi x reader#nanami kento x reader#once u asked megumi what he thinks about when he's practicing and he's so deadpan as he reloads and arrow#and right before he lets it go he's like 'ur ex boyfriend' and then hits the target dead in the center LMFAO#olympics au
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dry straw and a sturdy wind // late 15th century
#why my man always look like he about to burst into tears lmfao#historical fantasy#15th century#yeah u know what im writing him into the vn too i make the rules here
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can. can i just say: i love clora's tits. like, genuinely. love the way you draw them. so nice and big and pillowy. good LORD please shove them in my face I AM SO GAY AAAAAAAAAAA. okay, i'm good. thank you for your time.
#we know its you seb youre not fooling anyone get off anon#ask#i just got this like half an hour ago and u better believe ive never answered an ask so fast LMFAOO had to draw this#im glad u also like cloras badonkers im also a big fan and wanna motorboat her for days#LMFAO#me🤝🤝seb🤝🤝this anon
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harv
#stardew valley#harvey stardew valley#stardew valley fanart#I DONT PLAY THIS GAME i just thought it would be funny to hit this guy with my ted beam. and also this ones for my friend prince hi prince#just decided to post it because i know yall will point and go woagh.. thats the guy from my show... LMFAO#ngl i drew this because i didnt like how most fanart makes him smooth :-( harvey sdv u wouldve been up my alley but every other fanart#makes him look like hes in his early 20s. wrinkly-fy that man#pn.art
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Togame Jo’s greeting kisses to you are always way too long.
The kind of affection that’s usually savored in private, instead displayed wherever, whenever, and every single time you see each other—he always takes two to three minutes just to kiss you hello, abandoning the task at hand (dozing off, attending to Choji, managing the Shishitoren) to mosey your way and pull your lips to his in something just a little too sloppy to be sweet, but a little too sweet to be… too distasteful.
Everyone’s used to it by now, even Sakura, knowing that when you arrive, there’s always a going to be a pause in action just for the sappy display of Togame drooping over you and announcing you to the crowd physically.
(What’s not readily exposed, however, and especially not in a room full of men, is that it’s not just a kiss Togame’s giving you, not just a hello that he hides behind his long bangs and your cheeks between his warm hands, but the kindest stare and sweetest little whisper, “missed you, baby,” as he wraps you up in his arms.)
#togame#jo togame x reader#it’s not tongue but it’s def one of those really deep smooches#when he just needs to breath you in for like … 10 - 15 seconds lmfao#and then do that like 3 more times lmao#by the time it becomes a thing everyone is just like ‘Jesus curhrist’ and knows to turn away for it unless they wanna see pda#i don’t see togame as going overboard with pda but there’s definitely this#he’s got three things… no wait… four#greet kisses… holding hands… hugs… and he always wants to be the little spoon so u can scratch his back or his hair or play with him#while he’s doing something else#anyway I know you’re just the couple that’s always smiling at each other too#you get to the ori and wave and he’s just breaking out in a little grin and going right in to swoop you up#I’m gonna go bald I’m tearing my hair out#can’t believe I’m using a tag too jeez#caitie post#gen
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stupid psych doodles i been doin lately ☺️☺️🤯🍍
#if u saw these on discord hiiiiiiiiiiiii#mine#fanart#psych#shawn spencer#carlton lassiter#shassie#a little bit shawn also is just Like That#but to me its shassie#m#ibis paint#trans shawn spencer#added bc someone said i should i didn't even know this was a tag LMFAO 😭😭
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what's ur type first < prev next >
#YAHOOO#i finally finished editing this first scene in the fic lmfao ... so updates will probably be faster in the coming days#also still unsure as to whether I'll draw... the whole fic#it's like 10k words+ so#im still on like page 4 rn I think. out of like. 20.#let me know what u think tho do u guys want this all drawn out cause .. .. it'll take a lil while also i'll definitely still post the fic#ive put too many hours into that bad boy at this point to let it collect dust#and i think u get something different out of reading that than the comic anyway tbh#which is fun !!#ok enough tag essaying thank u all for reading if u did : )#wut#what's ur type#klance#vld#voltron#my art
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pov dan and phil making fun of you for being too obsessed with a couple's youtube channel
#this is everything to me. personally#i got photocards and a cap and i will be wearing the cap so much u dont even know#in fact i will wear it today#the thing is the tshirts and sweatshirts etc were way too expensive for me lmfao#they were more expensive compared to belgium........ sadge#(+ the train tix costed more than i anticipated lol so)#my posts#dan and phil#dnp#titspoilers#not rlly but u know to be safe#phan
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yayyy hehe
#freemanverse#half life#gordon freeman#freeman's mind#gordon freemind#hlvrai#gordon feetman#i dont know if im gonna color this so posting it nooowww...#u can like. tell in which order i did these LMFAO#symphonart
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new lioden king except ive had him for a couple weeks :-)
#my art#lioden#his name is halo era (or just halo LOL)#HIIIIII im really gonna try to pick up activity again. or aim to at the very least. classes started back up this week and i'll be spending#lot of time on campus. ive got a loose plan to start reading wc again so we'll see if i can hold myself to it#and if i end up not doing that . then ummmmmmmm oops x_x#speaking of campus i really think im gonna have a good semester but i just need to adjust to the change in schedule#ANYWAY really enjoyed drawing him <3 worked on this for a few hours off and on instead of the hw i desperately needed to do LMFAO#its good to know some things never change. like my relationship with homework. and drawing BAHAHA#anyway if u guys want my lioden info please let me know O7
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