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The power of temptation
(Oneshot) Shawn michaels
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Hi in advance! I'm new here on Tumblr, so please forgive me if I make any mistakes. This is my first short story about Shawn that I've written and published, I wrote it last night. I'd love to hear your thoughts, what do you think?
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"When will you give me a kiss?" That question echoed in your mind like a persistent echo, the sixth time you'd heard it since you met Shawn just a week ago. You couldn't deny that, at first sight, there was an undeniable spark of attraction. Shawn was undoubtedly attractive, a man who embodied most of the desirable qualities: a chiseled body, a face that captured glances, a captivating voice, a charming sense of humor, and a confidence that was almost palpable. However, there was one "but" that stopped you. Your brother Paul was the reason for your doubts, since getting emotionally involved with some of his friends and coworkers made you a little loud. Although Paul wasn't the type to worry about it or impose restrictions on you, you felt reluctant to cross that border, to venture into his 'territory'. The world of professional wrestling was his domain, a world he had built with effort and dedication.
You were aware of the attention you drew due to your career as a singer in one of the most popular rock bands of the last decade. That fame came with a stigma: being a woman in such a competitive environment meant that all eyes were on you. You didn't want, at any moment, to overshadow your brother's spotlight, who had recently joined this new company and was forging his own path.
As the days went by and interactions with Shawn became more effortless, you found yourself caught in an emotional tug-of-war. His laughter resonated in your ears, his gaze made you feel a connection that challenged your reservations. The attraction was undeniable.
"Do you know what I feel like eating?" You used this phrase to ignore his attempts to flirt.
"Don't change the subject. Come on, baby, you're breaking my heart," Shawn said, puckering his lips into a pout that was so characteristic of him, and an involuntary smile spread across your face. You paused for a moment to admire him, immersing yourself in the depth of his eyes, which were crystal clear but intense. His jawline was perfectly defined, and his prominent eyebrows accentuated his attractiveness. His lips, thin but full, led you to bolder thoughts, to places where temptation mixed with curiosity. He was absolutely irresistible.
You were in his dressing room, sitting on a couch, just minutes away from a highly anticipated show: the Royal Rumble. You had been invited as a VIP guest by Vince, an offer that you initially rejected, but which you finally accepted after persuasion from Paul, and from Shawn (who had secretly convinced you with his charm). The excuse of helping your brother had been just a pretext.
Shawn's strong, thick arm wrapped around your shoulders, his presence enveloping. Its aroma, a mixture of cologne and its natural essence, filled your nostrils, awakening an unconfessed desire. The sight of his bare torso, with his tanned skin, made your mind wander into spicy thoughts, longing to rub your skin against his. After all, you were human, with weaknesses on the surface. A woman who enjoyed sensuality and sex, and when such an attractive man was by your side you couldn't help but take advantage of every moment. The atmosphere was charged with a tension that promised to be explosive.
“Breaking the heartthrob’s heart… Hey, I like the sound of that,” you joked, looking at him with a mix of defiance and amusement. His gaze stopped on your lips before rising to your eyes, deep and penetrating, as if he wanted to pierce you with his intensity.
"I would definitely let myself get my heart broken if it meant having you," he murmured slowly and sensually, a statement that left no room for misunderstanding. There was no playful smile or sarcastic tone in his voice; He spoke seriously, and that generated a thousand sighs that escaped your lips, like a whisper trapped in the air, due to the spark that had always existed between you, a connection that overflowed beyond mere friendship. You wanted to answer him, but a knock on the door interrupted the sexual tension surrounding you.
"Maddison, you're on in five," a voice echoed from the other side, breaking the spell that had formed between them. Shawn withdrew his arm from your side, exhaling in frustration. You headed towards the exit, but something nagged at you, and a spark of audacity prompted you to express what was burning in your chest.
Before turning the doorknob, you turned to look at him, finding his gaze fixed on you, as if waiting for your every word. "You know what, sexy boy? If you win tonight, I'll grant you your prize," you winked at him, feeling a smile spread across his lips, illuminating his face. Before he could respond, you walked out of the room. However, as you walked down the hallway, you heard his voice resonate with force and clarity behind you. "GET READY, BABY, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO DO IT!" A smile spread across your face, knowing that whether he won or lost, you would somehow get something out of this night.
Sorry, Paul. I couldn't resist the heartbreaker.
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That's great honey, but I'm busy drawing pregnant "femboy" Trump as a political protest against the corrupt U.S. patriarchy following the 2024 election where a convicted felon was elected as president again
Ignore the fact I'm not American and I live in Europe 🤫
#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#digital artist#america#trump#donald trump#Femboyification#Mpreg#This was made as a joke don't take me seriously#Though still#fuck trump#Trump doesn't deserve the time it took me to make this#Which was 8 hours and 53 minutes LMAO Idk why it took me so long
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sejeong be like: gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
that's it, girl, use that girlpower! 🤭
#my caption is just a joke. don't take seriously.#brewing love#kdramaedit#kdramaspace#mostlyfate#syaring#haeyeongs#baek1nho#useryd#lee jongwon#kim sejeong#*m#*gifs#*brewinglove:behind#*making#*2025#tbh she got me speechless lmaooooo~~~~#but right girl you're the kind of person people will miss <333#i wish i also understand the language so i know what the staff and jongwon said that made her say this XDDD she's so unserious... unless...
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they are so fucking silly it might be terminal
#made me giggle a little bit. i'm not gonna lie. was a little delighted.#i like when they let them be properly funny!! they're cracking jokes all the time!!#eddie is such a BITCH to people. top ten eddie brock characteristics honestly.#venom makes quips as they battle cause they don't take fuck all seriously but also to bully people a little bit#venom is invested in making sure that they win. but venom is also invested with Messing With People while they have the upper hand#like yeah we COULD just bite that guy's head off. but wouldn't it be more fun if we camouflaged ourself to jump out nd scare him first#all that to say that eddie brock is a little freak. but i'm so glad he's having a good time with everything#2018 eddie brock is so bitchy in my heart and i think that's the way he's meant to be.#disillusioned but not in the way that he stops cracking jokes just that he starts being mean about it#anyway. top ten eddie brock characteristics. muscular. intelligent. bitchy. good journalist. Petrified Of Being Alone. blonde#venomposting#venom#venom: nights of vengeance
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Fuck it, Sundermason amv be upon ye
#sundermason#videos#I made this as a joke for my bf. don't take it seriously LOL#all images are screenshots or were edited by me EXCEPT for the picture of James and Harry doing heart hands on the heart bg#if somebody knows the source pls lemme know#silenthillside.txt
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You know, for all that Kaito gets compared to Arsène Lupin because of Kaitou KID... Toichi is actually a much more fitting Lupin-expy than Kaito.
Toichi has:
fallen in love with a stranger, thief woman ✅
kissed her out of nowhere after they just met ✅
became a dramatic, fancy thiefman✅
escaped/faked his death ✅
abandoned his son ✅
...which are things that Lupin has ALSO done.
From this angle, Magic Kaito can be seen as the story of the child of a "Lupin", left to deal with the aftermath of their father's impulsive, criminal life.
#magic kaito#this post is partially a joke since we don't actually know that much about Toichi in canon#don't take it too seriously#also i made this post to cope with the terrifying realization that i could've been down bad for cringefail babygirl Toichi#if mk was about him instead of Kaito#oh lupin look what you've done to me#do NOT read Arslup you'll only come out with bad taste in men#kuroba kaito#kuroba toichi#mk#.txt#mine
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#long talk in tags incoming i guess#i don't understand why people keep following me when everything i do is complaining lately#and not about dnp per se. but about how the work is done and how their team *coughs* martyn *coughs* is handling stuff#i'm just looking at all this mess and i can't agree with basically anything#everything goes against my beliefs when it comes to work organisation. customer focus and etc.#and i'm trying SO hard to mildly help for free. and i'm just getting ignored. but that's like.. basic fixing and shit#any decent company would do it and say thank you for noticing and letting us know#but not irl merch lmao#and it all feels and looks like a massive joke#and i'm so so tired to basically pay for existence of this mess#i'm rethinking a lot of tour related decisions i made. and i know the reason i made them was about travelling more than the show itself#so i don't completely regret it#i'm just so tired of being spat in the face (figuratively speaking) over and over again#and tired of no one taking their job seriously ffs#neither martyn nor dnp nor their fucking editors#and i'm doing all that not for attention or whatever. but because I really care for the words to be correct and for the fucking text..#.. to be in the middle. like idc about the credit or WHO i need to ask for it to be fixed. i just want it to be fixed#so it looks good and how it should look#like. it's not that hard to put a little care into the things you do and getting paid for#I don't understand how it became so normalized. how being a bad manager is okay if you work with a fanbase and you're a 'small company'#a small company who has more than enough money to hire people to check things btw. if only anyone cared#i'm just so so tired of caring. because apparently it's not something everyone else does.#and i can let it slide when it comes to dnp. they are not being literally hired to do it. but others..... yeah#today was a moment when i thought 'that's a perfect opportunity to leave. enough.'#but the tour is in 1.5 months and i have tickets so i can't leave lmao#what kind of joke that is? oh and i know i'm fully responsible for this mild breakdown#personal
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You might not have seen this but I need to vent to SOMEONE:
How are people falling for those fake vivziepop screenshots 😭😭 and those joke tweets like saying she called Alastor and Lucifer's relationship next season "old man yaoi"... Guys they're not real please 😭
The reading comprehension on this site etc etc 😭
Wait, there's new vivziepop drama people are trying to start??? Hhhhh the reading comprehension on most sites, honestly. Thank god I enjoyed my literature classes in school and actually paid attention.
Remember kids, literature classes are, in fact, important. Reading comprehension is, in fact, a very good skill to have. If you're not attention in geography or math, then at least pay attention in english class.
As for the "old man yaoi" thing I just siiiiiigh
You know, every non-canon relationship I ship, I don't actually expect it to become canon. In fact, a piece of advice I'd give to anyone new entering fandom is to never expect your favorite ship to become canon if its not already canon, even if its one that could become a relationship, like Huskerdust. You can want it to be canon, but don't assume it's actually going to happen.
I have no expectations for RadioApple ever becoming canon in Hazbin Hotel. Despite being on the Radiostatic train that Vox definitely had a crush/was in love with Alastor, I'm not going to go into season 2 already expecting that to be true, even if I want it to be with every inch of my being.
IDK I think people who believe their ships will be canon before it's ever confirmed or even happens in canon are delulu, even more so when they get mad in the case that it doesn't happen. Like, I'm sorry bro, but you set yourself up for disappointment. Don't expect the creators to follow the plot-lines your creating in your head. Don't expect them to like and cater to the ships you like. That's crazy behavior.
#i honestly don't understand fans who wholeheartedly expect their ships to become canon#like sure Viv made a joke about old man yaoi#but don't take that seriously#its a joke#she's allowed to make jokes about the show and characters she made#lets chill a little bit#I also don't understand people who only ever ship canon ships#that's more of a random thought#i just#i don't understand why it makes no sense to me#you do you im just gonna tilt my head and squint at your curiously#asks#anon#anonymous
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#single's inferno#tehwan is so fucking awkward like he's just standing there and I can feel the awkwardness through the screen it's like he's just so uncomf💀#aah poor minseol she's so cute🤣 youjin is so cute too#finally jeongsu is showing a side I'm actually liking with youjin lol I wasn't expecting this#also didn't expect to like junseo and sian so much agh but what about theo#I don't think dongho likes haelin he definitely likes arin#never thought I'd feel bad for jeonsu but his face after he saw sian leaning on junseo wow made me feel sad also why did sian come in first#minseollllllll my girl I was cheering for you lmao😭#also I was sure junseo only saw minseol as a younger sister but after he said she was on his mind during paradise and was shouting tips at#her during the game I'm like? maybe not? probably yes but maybe not? lol#I was right ofc junseo doesn't like minseol aaaaah poor girl and aaah whoaa I can't believe sian turned theo down#he's also sweet and kind why didn't she go for him instead of jeongsu😩#anyway if it's between junseo and jeongsu than I reaaaaaaaaaaaally hope it's junseo bc jeongsu and sian were so boring together#or maybe she will still choose theo in the end? lmao I don't think so but you never know#between theo and junseo I'm thorn between junseo and jeongsu JUNSEO PLEASE OH GOSH PLEASE#even if junseo just saw minseol as a cute younger friend I still liked their friendship#ah seriously you can't make men feel comfortable and be friendly cause they take you for granted#you have to make them feel NERVOUS taylor swift is a psyho but maybe she was right when she said men only want love if it's torture🤣#I'm joking..... partially..... sian still probably made him a little nervous and I think ppl are a little too extreme about junseo#he's rough but he even said he's gonna try to be more gentle to sian and he didn't give minseol fake hopes he was very straightforward#but still nice#now that it's just two episodes till the end I think there was no couple or contestant that I was super into this season#in season two I loved seulki and dex so much and season three there was hajeong and gwanhee even tho I hated gwanhee sometimes#season 1 I liked jia and her puppy (forgot his name lmao) but it wasn't that special same with theo and minseol#so theory going around is that taehwan only went on the show to promote his job... and honestly I know a lot of ppl probably do this but at#at least they fake well? lmao that's why he is so weird and was so desperate to go to paradise with jiyeon bc he HAD TO TALK ABOUT HIS JOB#also he couldn't connect with anyone and was acting like a mf robot#I love that everyone was enjoying him oh he's such a green flag but I was right about him all along dude seriously creeps me out Idk why bu#I have a sixth sense for these things
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I'm two episodes into the new ATLA show and I literally love it oh my gosh skjdfhakdsf
I'm really not the biggest fan of season 1 of the original show so this is honestly a massive step up for me I'm incredibly impressed
M. Night Shyamalan better be taking some serious frickin notes here like this is how you adapt a show hooooly cow
Some slight spoilers in the tags beware sdfdsf (also since I'm only on episode three please don't spoil aahh-)
#they made aang so much more likeable what!!#he is full of whimsy and joy and happiness and is actually adorable instead of being painfully immature and difficult to watch!!#katara and sokka still have fantastic banter and they're still cracking jokes and not taking themselves too seriously!!#suki still kicks major butt without being annoying and she's still incredibly cool!! (and frickin gorgeous holy crap)#kyoshi is awesome!!#appa and momo look so frickin good i cried!!#GYATSO SCREENTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#THE BENDING!! THE COSTUME DESIGN!! THE ENVIRONMENTS!!!!! I AM SO PROUD#this is literally everything i wanted in this show i am so frickin happy they are doing such a good job#if they don't make a season 2 i will sob violently i need MOAAARRRR. i need toph in 4k ultra hd I NEEDDDD IT#don't even get me started on the casting. oh my word#gosh i freaking love this show i am so so so so so so happy#everyone on twitter is complaining as usual but HECK them all they need to shut their frickin mouths#they all went into the show expecting to despise it but heck them i frickin love it#avatar the last airbender#avatar netflix
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"It's all my-- All Sumire's fault! I can't live that kind of life!"
Idk why I decided to randomly mess with one of Sumi's berserk Sprites but here we are. I feel like she should look more off, as a treat! Just some messy hair, red puffy eyes from crying and showing more emotional distress that she isn't her sister... No biggie!
Original:
Also bonus Screenshot edit with original for comparison!
#persona 5#p5#persona 5 royal#p5r#sumire yoshizawa#kasumi yoshizawa#sprite edit#sprites#sprite edits#my edit#my edits#really really proud of this one tbh#Other edits I saw: Blood splatters! Me: Eh crying and messiness would work more#Don't get me wrong they're neat but I can't take that seriously since it (blood splatters) made her look like a yandere character#I think crying and more signs of emotional distress fit more in the scene and sprite's context#Ok maybe blood would work as a dark joke/meme maybe but... Just doesn't fully work with her canon characterization in this.
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Random weird thing I've been seeing recently that's kinda bothered me a bit but I've seen a couple sonic gijinkas with light skin and with that I've seen a few posts being like "sonic isn't white!!"
But. I don't think anyone's explicitly said he was??
Like. Mixed ppl exist. Hispanic/Latino ppl with light skin exist (like me). Asian ppl exist also. Black ppl can have lighter skin too. Like literally any poc can be a wide range of skin tones. Just bc they're pale doesn't mean they're White
It's probably mostly just jokes and I'm overreacting a little bit but y'know it just looks like ppl are assuming he's Just White when the artists don't say otherwise even tho that might not actually be the artists' intent. Unless there's something I'm missing here and someone's making posts saying he Is white or some shit idk lmao
#ramblings#i think i saw this type of thing around the same time super sonic 2 was revealed so i may be confusing Why ppl were saying that#but also poc ppl can have blue eyes. and it's temporary. lmao#again it's probably all jokes and i'm bothered over nothing but still. it made me Feel Weird#if y'all wanna know my personal hc. i think he's mixed japanese egyptian and puerto rican#egyptian based on some stuff we see in canon#japanese bc irl he was made in japan#and puerto rican bc he's just like me fr#don't take this post too seriously i'm just spouting random thoughts into the void and might delete later
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“Weed and dan studies” is so real 💀 do you remember in like early 2019 (?) when you visited and we smoked out of my bong and i pulled the bowl out for you and we watched all the pinofs and had a psychic mind melding moment and decided that they were going to come out
babes i think about that all the time sharing a psychic link with you is such a blessing 💞 not kidding that was so real and becoming untethered from time and just yelling to each other in perfect understanding was an incomprable experience. we were so right and also how the fuck was that in 2019
#like that makes the most sense timing wise but i swear to god i thought it was earlier than that. did i visit u in early 2018??????#i don't think so yall visited us and then we had ii together and i came back in february#and then summer and fall again?#man no wonder the pandemic made me so insane. i stopped being able to see u three times a year#no but literally did i visit u in spring of 2018. help#jam replies#aries tag#<new tag for u 💛#no this is driving me crazy now. helppppp#i take our psychic link & our psychic link w dan so seriously not a joke to me i love you so
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I hate how autism makes me bent out of shape over dumb, non consequential things
#we got wifi and the roommates made the password a butt joke#I also am struggling to enjoy our joint pokemon game because I don't like what we name the trainer#it takes me like 500 years to name my one things because I take naming things way to seriously and wish I didn't lol
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beware controversial uk football opinions below i don't watch football or follow football so don't come for my jugular please and thanks
i'm not a man city fan but the bare hatred people have for them is wild like
all footie teams but esp premier league teams are the same babes join us lot in league 1 if you're saying your team isn't "like that" and you'll see how "like that" they are
#my team literally just sacked hoey barton none of our teams are pious#newcastle is just sportswashing on steroids like#also fuck man city all my homies have a complicated relationship with the club their father supports also fuck man city#and fuck chelsea too i used to support chelsea and a chelsea fan made me miss my bus the other day fuck chelsea dudes#also also fuck man city their women's team took sunderland's place in the super league#i am indiscriminate i hate all teams equally especially my own and especially especially our derby partners#everyone always hates whoever is top of the league and then some the only virtuous team is everton who will never be in that position#also liverpool is blue also fuck everton also also yeovil town have the best colours#i am legally required to hate yeovil town#best merch is mackem but shit colour scheme#'you don't follow football you don't get an opinion' football follows me so yeah i do#if you take any of this seriously then the joke is on you bestie
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maybe I should like... actually post more art sometime. but also, uh, I always feel weird about posting one thing at a time, and mass posts always feel too busy? and I'm definitely overthinking it and that's exactly why I haven't done it yet! mystery solved
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