#This was honestly hysterical

[rocketbirdie]

old guy who looks like a young guy who looks like a vampire who's actually a werewolf

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

All cards on the table.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[skyward-floored]

I still hold that this part from this fic is one of the funniest things I’ve ever written

[essektheylyss]

Contact Other Plane really is such a perfect wizard and warlock spell, because it truly encapsulates the hubris of those classes. It's the most extreme "fuck around and find out" spell. It's like, you can make a collect call out of this world. You might get some answers, but you also might go insane for trying it. You'll be fine in the morning, though. You will learn nothing from this experience.

[bumblingbabooshka]

The worst trope in the universe is when someone accuses character A, who is part of a real or fantasy or coded minority, of doing something bad and everyone's like "That's just your prejudice against [real or fantasy minority]!" and it turns out character A actually did do that bad thing and everyone else was stupid for not believing they did that bad thing.

[vaguely-concerned]

the idea this game posits that just as much as or even more so than lucanis is having a demon problem, spite is currently having a lucanis problem. is everything to me. spite voice bitch you live like this???

[zeb-z]

I will say it is really funny in RoP that Elrond swears an oath and then is immediately put in insane circumstances to put it to the test. like that’s some Feanorian bullshit if I’ve ever seen it

[v3lnys]

his little teeth... save me pretty boy

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

Still obsessed by the fact that people used to send Bradley milk in the post. Merlin fandom you will always be famous

[paulawithsharks]

death by killing him with a rock

[t0bey]

hunter norton is so funny to look at bc the top half looks like a twunk you'd see on pinterest and then his bottom half has the legs you'd see on a standard helluva boss character. and then theres rocks ig

[ennard-is-near]

Funniest form of FNaF fanfiction is objectively “Pre-Bite of ‘83 Michael being plagued by visions” btw

[starleska]

all of this debate on whether or not Maxime is tall is hilarious!! here's my headcanon:

Maxime is tall. 🥰

Gru is Tall...👀

Balthazar is Tall™...! 😲

and Valentina is T A L L!!!! 🤯

[onyourowndaisymae]

obey me boys as deleted tweets

the brothers as deleted tweets that made me laugh so hard i almost woke my roommate up

[part 2] // [part 3]

content warning: mature content & dark humor ahead!!

[citizen-of-the-fandom]

I highly recommend watching Neil Newbon's streams of himself playing Baldur's Gate 3. His enthusiasm and delight in the game is so infectious (him doing a little chair wiggle and shouting "fuck yes i love this game" during the first cinematic cutscene - i love), it reminds me that it's a game to have fun in and he's so supportive of the rest of his cast and crew that it adds even more dimension to a playthrough.

And also, like, his voice. ofc.

[buddiesmutslut]

I planned on writing a buddie threesome fic with a FOC, but I could only write like, the first page before it started fighting me & I gave up on it.

However, it’s been swirling around in my brain about making it a failed threesome where buddie gets so wrapped up in each other that they just.

Forget that anybody else is there and honestly, that feels way more in character for them 👀👀