#This was a reality for me omg

[ohmygillygoshoppler]

Wow, Francis now has the Divorced Parents perk. Buffs include 2 Christmases, the "Whatever Dad, I'll just call Mom, ability, and the user's choice of Rest Spots and Healing options; debuffs include his Dad "Doesn't Do Holidays," and The Child Of Divorce cantrip, which allows the user to say the phrase once a day, adding a +2 to any wisdom modifiers of saving throws

I've been staring at this ask for like a hour, thinking "How do I even respond to this? Anon is applying the DnD logic to My People, and it's a vibe?

Divorced Parents?!?!?! You're killing me, oh my god~ The Child Of Divorce thing reminds me of this meme I used to hold near and dear to me, hold up-

4 hours later....

[cowardlycowboys]

parasocial relationships with my mutuals

[pixiesbrain]

i am NOT adding another white man to my list of s/o’s it’s only a crush i am NOT adding another white man to my list of s/o’s it’s only a crush i am NOT- *call ended*

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 132

So it turns out Danny and Billy share a realms guardian. Not like they knew that until they literally got scruffed and taken through a portal- apparently realms paperwork can take years or even centuries so they actually got really lucky with how much their guardian was pushing. 

Apparently the primordial being of Space and the primordial being of Storm is one and the same and has been… well not throwing a fit but also yes throwing a fit at the Observants and other paperwork beings of the Zone. 

So it’s not the worst kidnapping either of them have gone through, apparently they’re getting a checkup and a crash course in realms stuff?? Oh god what do you mean there’s the equivalent of galas in the Zone and they have to go to them??? Sam/Tim help them! 

On the bright sides, way less attacks on Amity now that a primordial being that literally shuffles around entire galaxies just because is hanging around to teach him how to do things. And when Billy gets found out to be ten he can cheerfully say he has permission from his guardian. The one literally letting them get through space so quickly just because they think the league is neat. In an idle wow yep kiddo that is a funky looking cat we aren’t taking home yep, way. 

[hercarisntyours]

i want there to be like a cybertronian stan twitter or smth and half of it is just people thirsting over optimus and the other half is like, stan twitter shit

[rox-of-iu]

hulloo, i am here once again with cultivate....but not the usual one (~_~;)

so funny thing! i had most of these already done from before, but felt a bit silly so i didnt post them. but then (spoiler) we got Tao Ying in his fresh new look and like.. i had to draw him and post the rest of the gang along with him hksfh. so here, the sillays

🍑Tao Ying

🐉Qing Mushu

🦆 The Empress

🐗The General

aaand more sillies of the goobers

aaaaand thats it hdjhdsjfhds so sorry for the long post lmao

characters yoinked from @neonghostcat cultivate

[kanachaka]

shifting to save LITERALLY EVERYONE from my dr bcuz the author of it in this reality wants his fans to kts 😞😞

[matchalovertrait]

Noemí and Erick have started to work out a little bit. With their 40s around the corner, they want to make sure they live long, healthy lives!

[mistamystic555]

Astro Observations - Part 2

🍂 Scorpio Rising: Walking Transformers

Scorpio rising individuals are like walking transformers, constantly evolving and adapting. Their intense and magnetic presence often leads them through cycles of transformation, allowing them to shed old skins and emerge stronger. This rising sign is all about embracing change and using it as a powerful tool for personal growth.

🧱 Capricorn Builders and Fixers

Capricorn placements, particularly rising, sun, and Mars, are natural builders and fixers. They have a knack for creating stable structures in their lives. However, when emotions run high, there's a risk of inadvertently breaking what they've built. It's crucial for Capricorns to balance their practical side with emotional awareness to maintain harmony.

🌬️Virgo: The Natural Caretaker

Virgos are the zodiac's natural caretakers and nurturers. They have a deep love for good communication and thrive in environments where clarity and understanding are prioritized. Their attention to detail and desire to help others make them invaluable friends and partners.

🎭 Pluto in Aquarius: A Creative Revolution

With Pluto moving into Aquarius, we're entering an era where more resources will be allocated to creatives. If you have Aquarius placements—rising, sun, moon, Uranus, Neptune, or Pluto—brace yourself for rapid changes. Aquarius and its ruler, Uranus, govern quantum physics, signaling a time of innovation and breakthroughs.

🚨 The Critical 29°: A Time of Change

The critical 29° in astrology can feel like a period of annoyance or tension, but it's truly a precursor to new beginnings. It's often referred to as the "anaretic degree," symbolizing the end of a cycle and the start of something fresh. Embrace this energy as an opportunity for transformation and growth.

1️⃣ First House Year: Embracing Self

When you're in a first house year, it's all about embracing your true self and balancing your relationship with others. This is a time to focus on self-discovery and personal development. Remember the mantra, "Be Kind!"—both to yourself and those around you.

🔦 Leo: Lighting Up Dark Spaces

Leos with prominent placements—Sun, rising, Venus, and Pluto—are natural beacons of light. They possess a radiant energy that can illuminate even the darkest spaces. Their charisma and warmth draw people in, making them natural leaders and influencers. However, it's important for Leos to use this light responsibly, ensuring they uplift others rather than overshadow them.

🌓 Cancer: Emotional Tyrants or Agents of Chaos?

Cancer placements—Sun, Mars, Saturn, and Pluto—are deeply emotional and sensitive. Without a productive outlet, these emotions can lead to chaos or tyrannical behavior. It's crucial for Cancers to channel their feelings into creative or constructive activities, such as art, writing, or nurturing relationships, to avoid becoming overwhelmed by their emotional depth.

🔌 Aquarius: The Pitfall of Detachment

Aquarius is known for its intellectual detachment, which can be both a strength and a pitfall. While this detachment allows for objective thinking and innovation, it can also lead to emotional distance. Aquarians should be mindful of using this detachment constructively, especially towards self-reflection and personal growth, to avoid alienating themselves from others.

🦋 Scorpio: Embracing Change for Evolution

For Scorpios, change is not just inevitable—it's essential. Embracing transformation allows Scorpios to evolve and reach their full potential. By letting go of what's no longer serving them, they can harness their innate power to regenerate and thrive, emerging stronger and more resilient.

🚵🏽‍♀️ Sagittarius: The Quest for Greatness

Sagittarius often aspires to be the biggest and the best, driven by a desire for adventure and exploration. However, this quest can lead to self-sabotage if they become too self-centered. When Sagittarians realize that not everything revolves around them, they often undergo profound spiritual transformations, leading to greater wisdom and understanding.

[11-th-mein-science-mt-lena]

🥰🥰🥰🥰 he's so me 😎😎😎

Zindagi mein sirf gyaan hi ch*da hai 😔😔

[parkitaco]

was having the kind of day where it feels like everyone secretly hates me until i remembered this is exactly how i felt this time last month. once again my emotional credibility is undermined by my reproductive system

[white-weasel]

Before I watched Saw IV and V, all I knew about Hoffstrahm was that they had a bit of an antagonistic relationship to each other (that caused people to ship them) and there was a scene where they’re in a Saw trap together and one of them gets into a glass coffin to survive while the other subsequently dies

All this to say: I thought the whole glass coffin scene was supposed to be Strahm sacrificing himself by shoving Hoffman into the box and Hoffman watching in horror, trying to open the coffin but being unable to… and in hindsight I could not have been more wrong about any of the context of the scene lol

[neurodivergentshiftingcultureis]

Neurodivergent shifting culture is disliking your CR and planning to permanently shift out of CR, but your resistance to change is SO stubborn... Ugh.

Neurodivergent Shifting Culture is…

[incandescent-creativity]

Also banish the idea that copy/pasting the same ask to multiple writeblrs is bad

If you scroll through a tag of your favorite trope and find five different works, all of them tagged with the same thing, you can find five different writers and ask them the same thing.

I know we’re all creatives and we all value originality and being unique, but sometimes coming up with a different ask for every inbox is too tiring. I promise it’s okay to write something that’ll work for everybody and send it out in a blast.

[moechies]

do you support incest irl or is it just a fanfiction thingy? a little curious

bruh

[haleyusesherwords]

It’s always an interesting experience watching media when you’ve seen spoilers. Cause you know what happens, but you also don’t because you are missing important context and details.

Like, for example, thinking “the face of a divinity you do not worship” is the most insane thing that happened in that episode of NeverAfter