#This sure is a webbed site

[lady-harrowhark]

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

[chaoticgoodthief]

I Did It

Ok, this is amazing I recently passed the Tumblr shoelace ritual. Long story short, I was at a market day in my school and saw some stickers. Gandalf's big naturals. Even as someone who doesn't really spend that much time in the LoTR/Hobbit area of Tumblr, I knew about That. I couldn't help myself, it was right There. Probably far to giddily holding that Gandalf sticker (with wasn't just a normal old big naturals, mind you. That wizard was in a laced bra, usually enough to turn me redder than a tomato)

"Which one of you designed this?" I asked on of the two people at the stall (ps everyone was selling their own sruff, so I wasn't afraid in the slightest that the creator of this wouldn't be there.)

"She did," the one I talked to responded. Oh my heart was pounding. All social awkwardness completely evaporated in the face of THE most Tumblr Thing I could do.

"I like your shoelaces." Gosh, I wish I could have talked to literally anyone with half the confidence that I had in that moment. I'm pretty sure I saw just a tiny bit of life drain from their eyes. I'm so sorry but c'mon. Gandalf Big Natruals stickers. Did you really think you could avoid this?

"Thanks. I stole them from the president." I WILL RIDE THAT HIGH FOR THE NEXT MONTH, AT LEAST.

ps. If anyone finds my new buddy (I know it's unlikely but gotta give it a shot.) Just want to let you know that their art is amazing and you should definately by something from them if they take commissions.

[mxmollusca]

So grateful for this hellsite and the friends I've found here. Got to spend 24hrs with the incomparable @oatmilktruther recently and they are every bit as cool in person as they are online. 🥰

[pfhwrittes]

so i just found out i was tagged in a bunch of fun stuff by actually searching for my blog name because the tags haven't been coming up in my notifications SO if you've tagged me in stuff and i haven't replied or joined in, this is why! i'm so sorry :c

[splatsavvy]

bitch leave me alone

ztop perziztinf

[pickled-flowers]

Wow people are really getting mad about that ship poll uh....

[canichangemyblogname]

Me:

Tumblr, even though I am connected to internet:

[the960writers]

so what I just learned by trying to type "cyberpunk" into the quick-reblog field from XKit and my mouse moved away from the input field:

C opens the post options

E colors the reblog sign blue and gives you your blogs when you hover your mouse over it

R reblogs instantly

P switches your theme !!! colors, changing... eyes twitching

the more you know...

[captainll3097]

i feel like ive discarded posts more than ive actually posted. where's the milestone for that

[satans-knitwear]

Tumblr ads offering nothing but good times all around, i guess

[queen-scribbles]

uuuuuuuuuhhhhhh

you’re not wrong

[notunlikepride]

Hmm. Tumblr is. Experiencing technical difficulties.

@staff ?

[chunkymonkeycupcake]

tumblr let me use pictures for my header again challenge

[lulladoraburgers]

This sure is the app ever

[storm-of-feathers]

Tf did tumblr do to images why are a bunch of them just tiny now???

[bingbong21]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: ヒプノシスマイク | Hypnosis Mic (Albums) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Amemura Ramuda/Yamada Ichiro Characters: Amemura Ramuda, Yamada Ichiro Additional Tags: dom!ramuda, sub!ichiro, Butt Plugs, Collars, Blow Jobs, Oral Sex, Rough Oral Sex, Deepthroating, Face-Fucking, Light BDSM, light petplay, Hair-pulling, Foot Jobs, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Safe Sane and Consensual, Praise Kink, Scent Kink, i will die on the ichiro has a praise kink hill, happy white day fam, i will write all the kinks for this ship myself if i have to, Can be read standalone, the inherent eroticism of your dick possibly getting crushed by a twink, the weakest foot fetish you've ever seen, what is nakedness if not the OG default outfit, Aftercare, it's IMPORTANT damn it, Maybe OOC, No Beta, BUT i did proofread so there's that, Consent is Sexy kids, Wet & Messy, Dirty Talk Series: Part 3 of Wardrobe Functions Summary:

On White Day it is customary for those that received gifts on Valentine's Day to return the favor. So since Ramuda dressed so cutely for him then, Ichiro supposes he should return the favor somehow.