#this sure is a webbed site

[lady-harrowhark]

1-800-R-U-SLAPPIN

[chaoticgoodthief]

I Did It

Ok, this is amazing I recently passed the Tumblr shoelace ritual. Long story short, I was at a market day in my school and saw some stickers. Gandalf's big naturals. Even as someone who doesn't really spend that much time in the LoTR/Hobbit area of Tumblr, I knew about That. I couldn't help myself, it was right There. Probably far to giddily holding that Gandalf sticker (with wasn't just a normal old big naturals, mind you. That wizard was in a laced bra, usually enough to turn me redder than a tomato)

"Which one of you designed this?" I asked on of the two people at the stall (ps everyone was selling their own sruff, so I wasn't afraid in the slightest that the creator of this wouldn't be there.)

"She did," the one I talked to responded. Oh my heart was pounding. All social awkwardness completely evaporated in the face of THE most Tumblr Thing I could do.

"I like your shoelaces." Gosh, I wish I could have talked to literally anyone with half the confidence that I had in that moment. I'm pretty sure I saw just a tiny bit of life drain from their eyes. I'm so sorry but c'mon. Gandalf Big Natruals stickers. Did you really think you could avoid this?

"Thanks. I stole them from the president." I WILL RIDE THAT HIGH FOR THE NEXT MONTH, AT LEAST.

ps. If anyone finds my new buddy (I know it's unlikely but gotta give it a shot.) Just want to let you know that their art is amazing and you should definately by something from them if they take commissions.

[mxmollusca]

So grateful for this hellsite and the friends I've found here. Got to spend 24hrs with the incomparable @oatmilktruther recently and they are every bit as cool in person as they are online. 🥰

[pfhwrittes]

so i just found out i was tagged in a bunch of fun stuff by actually searching for my blog name because the tags haven't been coming up in my notifications SO if you've tagged me in stuff and i haven't replied or joined in, this is why! i'm so sorry :c

[existencebringsonlypain]

???

[splatsavvy]

bitch leave me alone

ztop perziztinf

[pickled-flowers]

Wow people are really getting mad about that ship poll uh....

[canichangemyblogname]

Me:

Tumblr, even though I am connected to internet:

[the960writers]

so what I just learned by trying to type "cyberpunk" into the quick-reblog field from XKit and my mouse moved away from the input field:

C opens the post options

E colors the reblog sign blue and gives you your blogs when you hover your mouse over it

R reblogs instantly

P switches your theme !!! colors, changing... eyes twitching

the more you know...

[paeonia-horse]

Tumblr on desktop is utterly humped at times, and also I keep getting told I have something in my tumblr inbox and I look and there is nothing there. I assume bots are spamming shit and getting nuked for it.

[captainll3097]

i feel like ive discarded posts more than ive actually posted. where's the milestone for that

[satans-knitwear]

Tumblr ads offering nothing but good times all around, i guess

[queen-scribbles]

uuuuuuuuuhhhhhh

you’re not wrong

[notunlikepride]

Hmm. Tumblr is. Experiencing technical difficulties.

@staff ?

[chunkymonkeycupcake]

tumblr let me use pictures for my header again challenge

[magpie-trinkets]

what

what even are these notifications tumblr