#This one is fun

[sukunastoy]

When you’re on Sukunas lap and he is fucking up into you so hard you don’t know what to do with your hands.

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[whirlybirbs]

a little snack for the hawks meet & greet crowd :)

[daily-ethoslab]

[461] rewatching terrafirmacraft and nothing will ever be funnier then what happened to nuggets #1

[fancykraken]

if anyone wants a boop let me know/like this post 💖

[residentrookie]

trust fund failure core regulus black🤝 tired exhausted service worker remus lupin

chapter 3 of starfell lodge is up!!! happy new years guys 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

[inexplicablymine]

BEAS HAS SOMEONE ALREADY ASKED ABOUT ACE OF SPADES WHAT IS THIS I'M SO CURIOUS PLS <333333

HI MY LOVE NO THEY HAVE NOT AND ITS A TRAVESTY BECAUSE YEAH I LOVE THIS ONE.

So I’m doing a “soulmates in every universe” series this year that is very similar to your firstprince first kisses series ~ one shots for fun! I take a soulmate trope and turn that thing on its HEAD.

This one is Ace!Alex in a universe where soulmates “fall in love at first sight”/ and immediately seal their bond via sex, except that’s kind of a sucky system for many isn’t it? I shared a snippet of this one on a long forgotten WIP Wednesday but here it is below (on mobile sorry for the formatting):

The system isn’t built for people who realize things slowly, who move towards love and forever in a plodding meandering way like a nice walk down a fall path. The system isn’t built for people who aren’t willing to immediately seal their fate via the sweet fuck of life or whatever else you want to call the coupulating of not so couples who start getting it on like rabbits hit with sex powder.

The sweet fuck of life. And wasn’t that the drag. Alex just wasn’t ever going to get to have a soulmate because he didn’t want to shove his parts into another person, or even really ever do anything that had to do with the whole sex side of the soulmates stuff.

Truly fuck the system and the normative horse the backwards cowboy position rode in on.

Alex doesn’t need sex and apparently the universe decided for him that he doesn’t get a soulmate.

I really love this one and I’m looking forward to writing many more universes with Ace Alex!!!

(WIP ask game)

[mr-business-whump]

Day 24: Soaked Through

"Hiccup?" His father was turning, brow pinching in concern at him while he reached a great arm out to help him keep his balance. Hiccup had been fine just a moment ago, what was going on?

"Just have to... just have to catch my breath. Just have to..." Hiccup trailed off, before his legs abruptly gave out on him.

read it here!

[i3utterflyeffect]

Imagine when if they all finally end up warming up to virabot!dark and then immediately they learn that it's Dark.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and just, even red is horrified this time and it's horrible, it's just horrible, they finally learned the meaning of peace and now it's just been snatched away from them. it's not FAIR. they just want to stop thinking about how angry and ashamed they are. they hate feeling like this.

they're lonely. they want chosen back. they don't even want to destroy anything anymore, they just want to be a person again

[strangeswift]

“Now, I believe some hand holding is in order,” Mike announced, resting his arm on the armrest between them with his hand outstretched.

“You’re such an idiot,” Will said, but grabbed his hand anyway.

“You love it,” Mike said.

“Mhm,” Will said, keeping his eyes on the screen.

“You do,” Mike insisted, “You love it. You love me. You–”

“Oh my god Mike, shut up,” Will laughed.

Or: Mike and Will finally go on a real date. Things don't go quite as expected. 4.2k words

Thank you @elekinetic for beta reading!!

[storyweaverofgondor]

7 for the word? 👀

[unapologeticallytheworst]

For the wips: "whoops I saved the universe and ended up with a harem?"

(Sorry if I got the title wrong, realise I should have just copy/pasted it than try to remember 😅)

Aaaaa! You found the other starkerstrangebanner! But this time it's Tony in the middle! (and no worries nonie, I almost messed up some of them when writing the post!)

Tony genuinely expected to die when he snapped his fingers that day, but instead he is waking 18 months later to find that he's apparently been in a coma since then, he needs to relearn how to walk, his wife is leaving him (sweet reasons promise), and three people hanging off every beep of his heart rate monitor. Strange and Bruce get into a weird competition for Tony. Nobody pays enough attention to or as Peter. And Tony? He's mostly tired. (in which polyamory is answer)

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[we-will-swallow-your-soul]

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