#This moms a bitch

[sharrkbaiitcartoonz]

somebody be my fucking adora right now

(I’m drunk)

[lotus-pear]

bugs when you lift up a rock

[goatgutzupon]

random (semi themed) stamps

[wyauwu]

wait.

sycamore. did you really. oh my gods.

[twistcmyk]

please

[kingzombear]

Princess "Steal Ur Bitch" Loolilalu CUCKS local jester [NOT CLICKBAIT]

another screenshot redraw lol

[palmettoshenanigans]

Katelyn, learns the story of how Andrew killed Tilda: Oh. Good.

The Foxes: *scared and confused*

Katelyn, smiling at Andrew with all her teeth showing: Good work!

[questionableholidayreally]

you think dipper and mabel have experience deescalating fights because of their parents

[mrmeepsmadmind]

soundwave : OPTIMIS : SPOTTED. HOMEWRECKER ANNIHILATION : IMMINENT. SOUNDWAVE : WILL KILL EVERYONE. WILL KILL. ALL. VENGEANCE: SHALL BE SWIFT.

Shockwave : ...down girl, down .

the rest of the decepticons : 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶

also unrelated but

look at that body . primus.

[ophelieverse]

Aegon asking Ser Criston where tf he was when his son was being killed:

“you dumb fucking bitch i’m going to fuck you up”

[goatgoesmbe]

Implied age gap, reader is about 20

Imagine being adopted by Kate Laswell and her wife.

One day, Kate decided to invite some of her colleagues back home. Hanging out, catching up, stuffing bellies full of food.

It didn't take a long time for said colleagues to take interest in you, and of course- Kate being the mama bear she was, noticed.

Her eyes narrowed everytime one of them- or more, started getting too cozy with you. Or in some cases, laying it on thick with the flirting.

But she couldn't do anything with her wife squeezing her hand, reassuring her that you're more than capable of putting your foot down if you're not interested and feel uncomfortable.

Alright, she wouldn't step in for now. But that doesn't mean she's not gonna send her glare from the other side of the room.

But that's ok, the boys wouldn't mind putting in an effort to get mama's approval to date you.

[puppetmaster13u]

Throughout the years, Danny and Ra's get into fights. Unfortunately for Ra's, Danny's a biter. Unfortunately for Danny, biting immortals are never a good idea. Especially when your own DNA is beyond messed up

Imagine the look on Ra's face when they guy he likes fighting shows up with a baby in hand and says, "congratulations, you're a father"

Repeat it two more times because Danny just doesn't learn

Ohohoho, now this is quite fun. And this could be completely new children, or, this could be the three Al Ghul children. Which if it is? Is hilarious. And hey, Dusan even has Danny's white hair and green eyes!

But seriously I love this. Logically, Danny should learn to not bite, in fact? He knows how to fight, and can do so without biting. He's just also a petty little shit who will go feral when fighting this one asshole [insert relationship here].

Even more hilarious if Danny shows up throughout time too. And it's not like they exactly explain to anyone on the outside of their [insert relationship here], which definitely leads to so many misunderstandings and rumors.

Love the idea if this is even a semi-normal ghost thing. Just, usually the mixing of ecto is done on purpose, and not usually having to be worried about happening via blood. But Danny? Is a halfa, meaning that he is half human. And if he bit anyone else, it would probably have no effect, except for the fact that the human mouth carries quite a bit of bacteria and en ecto-contaminated one more so. So for anyone else, biting is an actual good option, but Ras? Also ecto-contaminated via Lazarus Pit.

Which is a different type of ectoplasm, like comparing saltwater to freshwater, but is still ectoplasm. If anyone else bit anyone else, it wouldn't happen. But no, Danny just has to have the habit of biting his immortal sparring asshole of a rival-buddy. And said buddy better be fine with co-parenting otherwise he's taking child support.

[morganbritton132]

Obsessed with Steve’s mom only being ‘super well-respected’ in a business setting. Like, she’s great to work with and plays the game better than most men, but as a mom? Hated.

Steve doesn’t have a single friend whose mom doesn’t hate his. His teachers hate his parents. When they make one of their two appearances at the school every year, every parent that loves their kid is holding their breath not to say something to them.

[identityquest]

I DONT WANT TO WORK A 9 TO 5 I WANT TO DRAW TRANSGENDER FURRIES AUGH

[vargdottern]

very underrated duo in my opinion