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The leftism/anticapitalism leaving people's bodies the zeptosecond you imply that disabled people who aren't "productive" still matter in society and need to be treated like intrinsic equals who have a place in this world:
#disability#disability advocacy#described images#image description in alt#ableism#ableism tw#my full-time job is my disability and you're lucky that i am still 'productive' as-is#your boss doesn't care that you think you're superior for being hired by them. they're still going to treat you like profit machines#it astounds me how people will capitulate for oppression because they place their intrinsic value in their ability to be at the top...#...or at least 'at the top' compared to others. it's the same impulse that makes people think their cisgender status makes them superior...#...you are placing your worth into systems which not only oppress others but offer you no true sense of worth...#...ESPECIALLY if you're also being exploited (even if just a bit)...#...you have a job sure but... do you actually get treated like a human being? are you actually paid? are you actually safe?...#...if the answer to any of those questions and more is 'no' then why do you place your value in capitalistic production. genuinely.#and why would you DEMAND disabled people to have the same exploitation you experience. why do you DEMAND productivity if you are proletaria#yes being a leftist and anticapitalist are linked but. some people still internalize capitalism without questioning it#being a leftist is about challenging that rather than assuming you're correct i think#also scientists were very silly when describing time that's like. less than a millisecond i think
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♪ What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man...
#evan buck “yeah i check out a hot guy's ass sometimes but that's normal right” buckley#like why would they introduce eddie “no offence but i'm straight” diaz like this if not for buck to visibly have bi thoughts#and then 7 seasons later give eddie the gayest look i've ever seen ever#and like have them have this Bonding Moment after having known each other for five minutes#and both immidiately being like yeah i would trust you with my life#over and over again#bobby could have hired ANYONE ELSE#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buddie#911#911edit#911 abc#911 fox#mine: gif#mine
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Max: " [after qualifying] i nearly destroyed the entire garage. i was barely able to hold myself in. i was so angry. i rarely get this angry. yes definitely an angry boi. rawr I'm a lion and no one can stop me and my wrath"
Also Max after qualifying:
*giggling like a fool*



#RB should just hire Charles as max's therapist full time#like please max you just placed P17#why the fuck are you so happy#STAND UP for urself pls#and Charles you're no better#truly emotional suppoort rivals#“my husband is here. oh hes so pretty. how lucky am i. i love my life.” sorta vibes here#lestappen#f1#brazil gp 2024#max verstappen#charles leclerc
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💐xoxo💐
#house md#gregory house#james wilson#lisa cuddy#hilson#hudson#longpost#screencap#s03e19 “Act Your Age”#oh you know the usual sending my boy-toy-friend flowers#as a prank of course why else#cuddys expressions are everything#thats why u hired them girl#wilson booking it is hilarious too#guy literally runs away from his problems#and i actually thought that Xs are hugs and Os are kisses#like you cross your arms#and o is for mouth shape#but yeah it seems like commonly xs are kisses and os are the hugs#long post
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The thing is at this point seeing people talking like Lucanis hates being a Crow and wants out is an easy way to learn that they do not in fact understand Lucanis as a character. There is nothing to suggest that Lucanis is unhappy as a Crow. "The training was torture and he resented Caterina for it for a long time" and "he doesn't like being a Crow" are not the same thing. "He's hesitant at the idea of being First Talon" and "he doesn't like being a Crow" are not the same thing. Lucanis likes being a Crow. Is it the path he would've chosen for himself if he hadn't been born into it? Maybe not (but "this isn't where they would've ended up if their life was different" applies to most of the characters in this series so it's not really valid evidence re the question of whether or not he's happy; if you're going to claim that Lucanis clearly hates being a Crow just because he didn't get a choice you'd better also be claiming that Alistair hates being a Warden, and I don't think I need to say that that's not the case). Does he wish the training had been easier to bear? Maybe so (and he's for sure going to be a reformer). I think people miss that while he does acknowledge the Crows' flaws—especially with de Riva, he really is much more willing to raise the subject with a fellow Crow—he never once expresses any dissatisfaction with being a Crow beyond him not being entirely comfortable with the idea of being named First Talon. I assure you he doesn't want to be Rook's house husband! He's gonna go back to the Crows post-game! That's what he wants! And people ignoring that because they can't handle the idea that he can like cooking and knitting and caring for the people he loves and also genuinely enjoy being a professional assassin is a real shame, because they're ignoring one of the most fascinating parts of his character.
#dragon age veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#it's 2025 can people please acknowledge that you can recognize the flaws of a group you belong to and want to improve them#without hating the entire group#i've legit seen people claim his fondness for cooking is a rebellion against the crows' violence. have you SEEN his dialogue#this man does not take issue with being a killer for hire. at most he wants the crows to be a little more discriminatory in their contracts#something that he can a) already use his position to get around for himself and b) much more effectively work to change as first talon#at the end of the game he's literally in charge where he can work to bring change to the crows as a whole. he's in a pretty good spot!#why would he abandon all of his duties and a job he enjoys right when he's finally in a position to change the parts he doesn't like!#lucanis is sweet and soft and loving and also genuinely enjoys being a professional assassin#and i actually do feel bad for the people missing that because it's such good characterization
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Paperhatober Day 19: Glasses🔍
he's SPEECHLESS he's never seen such beauty.
#up until this very moment Black Hat has never even realized that he accidentally hired the prettiest man on earth#finally he understands why the most popular character voting was won by Flug#he has to admit... that's an adorable scientist#[I don't actually think that there is another eye under Black Hat's monocle]#but in an old livestream Alan jokingly said that Black Hat's sight is utterly abysmal#(probably not canon since that would be a pretty big and obvious weakness.)#villainous#villanos#vilanesco#dr flug#flug#kenning flugslys#black hat#villainous dr flug#villainous black hat#paperhat#paperhatober#oh yeah... did you think I gave up on the challenge?#not yet#my spirit is not that easily breakable#fanart#cartoon#my art#god almost ⅔ of the challenge...#how these glasses stay on Black Hat's face I have no idea#if I say “magic” it's not even unrealistic for him. so ig magic. actual magic.
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THE GAYS ARE BACK WERE SO BACK LOOK AT THEM IN ALL THEIR TWINKY GLORY

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#died 2007 born 2024 welcome back old hetalia#suggestive#iraraps#hws#hws england#hetalia#hws italy#hws veneziano#hws scotland#hetalia gangsta#someone for the love of god tell me why theres a full ass paragraph in english at the back#hima hwo did you hire to do that. or does hima just actually know how to speak eng#i mean... i think hes studied/lived in america before.. so??#anyways england making a strip card is crazy france rubbed off him
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Wait is the middle picture from those three sketches that one scene from the wigmaker job?
yes! it's this specific passage where lucanis is just seething with rage and trying to keep a lid on it, and illario's a stablising, comforting presence. BROTHERS!!!!! <3 though i chose to draw his hand on his shoulder rather than his arm i guess. artistic liberty!
#in the future i want to discuss lucanis' anger in the short story + how spite would have made it worse#and how in my beautiful mind illario would have been the one to help him#no blood magic needed!!!!#like its a point of serious issues between the both of them and the relationship is like obviously fraught#and illario still gives his ambition pause because lucanis is losing himself to a demon and he drags him away from it#illario being a positive force despite his goals/lack of morality/etc is so interesting to me like. it doesnt matter what he's done#or the what's he's trying to do and all the usurping. lucanis is soothed just when his family is near#same applies to caterina to a . lesser extent. if they deserve this reaction from him is another thing#i also think. and important to note. that lucanis' internal narration never worries about illario's ability to finish the job#he sometimes giggles in his mind about illario not having the best balance or footing#but does not worry about the assassination being botched . and i also thought#the line 'i'm only here because of you' implies lucanis wants him to come on the job#considering he was the only one hired (the elf that greets them not recognising why he had someone with him)#so. i dont know why im saying all this actually. maybe just more on lucanis' dependancy on and care for illario + vice versa#lucanis dellamorte#illario dellamorte#answered#anonymous
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What the fuck is up with Hook
Why is he at some random prep school? He’s already got the hook hand, so Peter Pan has already cut it off meaning he’s been to Neverland, also he says he’s a captain so like why the fuck are you here
I hate this movie so fucking much, nothing about it makes sense to me, why is Hades a teenager, why did they make some fankid of a Sofia the first villain instead of using one of the many Disney Villains that exist, why is Maleficent a lackey, why am I devoting so much of my time to try and make sense of this movie
#I can’t believe that Descendants 4 was the movie that finally broke me#Disney I am at your door and I have a knife please explain things to me#descendants the rise of red#Descendants 4#Captain Hook#James Hook#Descendants Hades#morgie le fay#(The fuck kinda name is Morgie btw)#descendants maleficent#The only Villain that I’m okay with being there is Uliana#Like idk why she’s at this school but like I get her deal and I dig it#If you’re reading these tags then congrats you will now here my suggestions for who the villain sidekicks should have been#I think either one or both of the evil stepsisters#Like yeah they’re not that intimidating but with the stepmother as an important character it would make sense#Why were they not in the movie tho like wtf#Hans is another suggestion#I think he’d go to that school plus he’s a modern villain so that’s fun#Facilier could have been cool#Prince John from Robin Hood as like a cat boy#But the one that I think would have been the coolest would have been Adam#Like Pre-Beast when he was all vain and shit#It might have been a lot to unpack but I think it would have been cool as shit#If not then like Gaston#Disney hire me
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unstable universe is both so impressive and so funny to me . like how did you put a guy who debunks escape rooms for a living & tier 1 pvper sweat in the same server that's like 2 people from polar opposite sides of the mc community
#like it seemed normal at first when we saw a lot lot of smp people getting into uu#then . wowza wifies in uu ! he isn't an smp guy but he and parrot were already friends prior so#wait what is kenadian doing here holy shit . well he does have ties to wifies ig that's fair??#horace????? the guy who builds really cool massive stuff?? ig you hired him to both build n rp#what the fuck what's parrot's classmate doing here#why is theobald “i love cartpvp” the bird here now ig he was in spoke's events a lot?#wato??? avatardotpng??? drwhocoby?? they're really getting into just the escape room community i gue-#STRAIGHT???? ITZREALME??? A MARLOW TEASER???????? DAWG WHERE DID YOU GUYS COME FROM😭😭😭GO BACK TO MCTIERS#aaaand that's just spoke's dad and sister and brother in uu . erm#i love you unstable youre my only source of content for non-smp mcyts#at this point if they get like . really obscure people from those sides of the community i wouldn't be surprised#jamminhead in uu... khalihmortimer or swight in uu... thinking emoji#unstable universe
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yuuta is tailor-made for a gothic period romance…
those who don’t know him call him “gloomy” simply because he has eyes that appear to have witnessed horrors beyond human comprehension. he’s quiet, polite, and well-respected in the community, although there are murmurings about his late wife; the murky circumstances surrounding rika’s death follow him wherever he goes. some even say that her ghost still haunts him.
to you, however, he’s simply your new employer.
#jane eyre and rebecca esque but different#actually i can see him being the adopted brother of gojo satoru and satoru leaving all of his wealth and estate to yuuta in his death#that’s why he needs all of this hired help#he keeps the staff small as he isn’t used to living lavishly like his older brother#and you’re his newest hire at his primary residence#he’s this mysterious shadowy figure and you think he’s intimidating until you talk to him#bc he’s actually sopping wet and really sweet#although there is something off that you can’t quite place…#((there is actually something supernatural at play that he’s well aware of but everyone else is not))#— musings#— okkotsu yuuta#— jujutsu kaisen
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MacGyver (2016) SEASON 3: GAG REEL
#macgyver 2016#macgyver#gag reel#bloopers#season 3 bloopers#outtakes#video#justin hires#lucas till#tristin mays#meredith eaton#reign edwards#david dastmalchian#tate donovan#levy tran#michael des barres#GUESS WHAT I GOT MY HANDS ON TODAYYYY. GERMAN S3 DVD#massive W for media preservation today folks#gonna upload it to youtube as well but just in case it gets taken down for whatever reason#it can live on here#also wtf why is this dvd set so much nicer than the one that was released here. they actually put the episode titles on the dvd and made th#text stand out (black against the silver background instead of silver on silver)#they really upped their game for the PAL region but when it comes to NTSC theyre like. yeah just slap it together#fuck you take your shitty dvds. we know you'll buy it anyways#and you get no subtitles and no special features *spits in your face* go fetch
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Laurent Mekies shares the hidden impact Daniel Ricciardo had on the team
Laurent Mekies has to be commended for being the only person within Red Bull and VCARB to have consistently praised Daniel’s behind the scenes impact on building a better team from the very beginning and for being the only person to finally acknowledge the team’s failings for not giving Daniel a consistent car to work with.
#when you go no contact with your toxic family and they swing wildly between love bombing you and being mad at you#and hence proving why you are right in going no contact#but every time I compare bayer’s comments with Laurent’s I’m reminded that bayer is indeed nothing more than just a political hire#and Laurent is indeed part of the daniel ricciardo Frenchmen fan club#daniel ricciardo
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mid week klance because my queen @klanced is on the struggle so I made lawyer au
#klance#hope this invigorates you in these turbulent times Katie klanced#they would work at the same firm I think but like fight over cases and be rivals#I think it would be so bad at one point they’d be the reason some dude gets convicted guilty#but only for something small and funny like now he has to do. 5 hours of community service#and it’s like. voltron law. and shiro runs it#Keith is the hotshot up and coming nepo hire. but he’s good#lance has been there only barely longer but acts like he has a 10 year lead#why am I kind of cooking this up rn….. hold on…#idk how law firms work or courts. someone finish this#voltron#vld#art#my art#also midweek klance bc it’s not heynhay posting klance Friday this week it’s heynhay posting ****** Friday
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the company i work for decided that its switching from the german formal "You"(Sie) to the informal "you" (Du) in all of our websites so now we have to scour the entire database to change it and i quite frankly hate that, not just bc the unecessary extra work but especially bc its such a weird and unecessary change
i bet its bc everything here is getting englishfied (both literally and culturally it feels like, when my new boss talks its half in english bc every second german word is just replaced by an english one despite there being perfectly fine words for it in german too, its so annoying) and bc they want to sound more personal in hopes of getting more clients bc 'company is your fwiend uwu!!', i know this here is the amercian tm site so you wouldnt understand really but i do not want to be greeted with 'du' by companies, no, thats too personal, you dont know me and im not giving you my data, stay away!!
i guess thats how i would describe it .. the formal you is like a polite distance, like someone you dont know staying outside your personal space, but when its the informal 'you' it feels invasive unless i told you you can call me that, and that goes double for companies
maybe its a small thing that doesnt seem important but i cant stand it, im just a little part time worker doing data work so i got no say in it but the companies founder also announced hes giving his post to his kids some time ago so ...... since then theres been alot of changes and new projects that solely aim to imitate whats popular and whats done by other companies, despite ours being one that is, or used to be, intentionally different, like, that was the POINT, but i guess chasing trends is just too appealing for CEOs
#ganondoodles talks#personal#rare personal rant#theres more and more changes that feel so weirdly forced#like man#i thought being different was the whole point#like climate and ethics are .. or were .. the core idea and now i guess its just fine to do whatever conventional companies are doing#yeah woohoo lets also do an app thing that forces people to sign up if they want reasonable prices!#smartphones the standard everwhere!#who needs anything physical if you can put it in an a phone so syphon off data directly out of people fingertips!! yea!!!#lets use AI pitcures bc we refuse to hire more graphic desingers and they are jsut so overworked uwu#climate? ethic? whats that#argh#sorry this needed to get out#recently had a stupid conversation with a coworker bc i asked them why we are okay with AI shit now when it goes against what this-#company was presumably founded on#and he was rly defensive and said welll we dont have time and its cheap and also maybe we should got WITH the time#like that last thing especially pissed me tf off#but i cant afford to lose this job#im starting to hate it more though so the dream of being able to stay like this might not be real#i cant get a job in this place that is as nice to my mental health so idk man#i wish i was good enough at merch and online stuff so i could live of that#but even trying to find out how taxes work on that stuff is a nightmare to me
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i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage
#eliot posts#dunme#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#sorry to put toshiro in the roll of shitty job interviewer lmao#but he was the best fit for ''guy that wants me to read their mind''#laios being my internal monologue here#i was on my THIRD interview of the day i was Dying#tho since the prev two interviews i had were for similar positions and told me their salaries outright at least i could use that number#(though tbh my work persona is more of a kabru. my customer service voice is unparalleled)#(at my first job even my coworkers thought i was sooo cheerful til i got too comfy and casually made a joke abt wanting to asphyxiate on a#plastic shopping bag like a sea turtle. in front of my sweet elderly coworker. oops!)#(also this job was during quarantine and after weeks of working together i took my mask off in front of one coworker for the first time#and she called like half the department over from their registers to look at how pretty i was??? prettyboy powers unmatched ig)#(also my first interview today went SO well i charmed that interviewer so good despite my lack of qualifications)#(she even complimented my social skills and said i seemed like the type who could get along well and make good conversation with anyone!)#(which is important bc i was interviewing for an elder care position. also old people especially tend to think i am a Delightful Young Lad)#(unless i accidentally make a morbid joke around them ig lmaooo. or. well. some of them like those too. but not that one coworker lol)#(if only that skill transferred over to actually making friends irl. my autistic ass has so few close irl connections)#(i hope my exceedingly short list of character references does not prevent me from getting hired)#AND ALSO my first job asked the same wage question and i said twelve dollars#and they were like all our new employees start at 7.75#the union insists that we pay all new employees a whopping 50 cents above min wage. (we'd pay less if we could)#like dawg why did you ask that then??? if my answer did not matter at all???
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